>so....take us through my divorce.>your divorce? oh man, I mean, what can you say, it was definitely a divorce. There have been a lot of divorces in the last few months, so like any other year it would have been a divorce of the year contender, but it...it definitely was still the best divorce of the weekend. I guess the deal is, your wife, she, like, was sick, I mean, basically she was sick of your bullshit. Yeah, it's like, you know, you bought her a yoga studio, a beach house, a vanity charity, but, you know, women, gosh I'm going to get in trouble for this one, but women it's like, it's not just about money and material things, you know? I mean, sometimes it is. But wo-women, believe me, I know this from my own divorce, they like, like, you know, sometimes its more emotional, I guess you would say? Like they want attention, attention, and, um, I guess they call it "quality time," like, women want to go out for dinner and drinks, and go to the theater, you know, and maybe even skiing, it's like, they don't really want to sit around and watch old tapes of Mid-South, you know? So I mean, it's like, this Michael guy, they call him "Mike," I guess, I think he was, like, he just, you know, made her feel, feel, you'd call it "special." Like they went on "adventures," and, I guess, that's big with the female demo. Plus, I mean, it's a cosmetic business, like, it always has been, and even though it's not like it was in the 80s, like there are a lot of guys today at a high level who Vince wouldn't have even let be a job guy, but, you know, even though it's better today, it's like, still, bigger guys are always going to get more chances, that's just the way the business is, so, like, when you''re shorter you really have to, you know, work on being a better husband, because there's, I mean I wish it wasn't this way, but there's always a taller guy who's looking to take your spot. So, I mean, there's more to it than that, but that's like, the gist of it.
>>18903768
>>18903768Very good but he should have taken an extended time to find his notes.
based
>>18903768>your wife, she, like, was sick, I mean, basically she was sick of your bullshit.
>Indian simp thread draws 100s of replies>high-effort OC thread is booked at a Taco Bellnever change, /pw/
Bryan's wife was in the wrong and she's a terrible wife, mother, woman and human being.Bros before hoes, miss me with that feminist shit.
>>189037687.5 stars
based and davepilled
Alvarez got divorced? Details please! I thought it was love.
>>18903768had dave been blessed with a little more social awkwardness he would actually do this on air. good effort, anon.
>>18903768>this Michael guy, they call him "Mike,"Monster pop.
>>18903768Incredibly based
>>18903768I‘m marking out, bro
>>18905664
>>18905664grim
>>18906080>>18906091Where did he go wrong, bros? Could she not tolerate the autism? Was she bored? Was Alvarez too small?
>>18906354REMINDERMichael (Mike) is>uglier than Bryan>balder than Bryan>poorer than Bryan>less famous than Bryan>less skilled in physical combat than BryanYET, he still got the girl, because MIDGETS DON’T DRAWHEIGHTEIGHTBRUTAL Blackpill for manlets
>>18906363Yes but will being tall prevent rape? I think we both know the answer to that...
>>18906363Why are you so intent on demoralizing people? You have no idea the behind the scenes on why she left him.>inb4 ok manletI'm not, but I'm sure you'll say i am anyway.
>>18907474I get what this got commercials
>>18906091No mention of the kids lol
>>18906091Alvarez can’t step to the 1-2-3 kid
>>18907533Seems like Bryan has them all the time. Does he have full custody per the court filing?
These posts about another mans relationship are sad af bro. Use this time stalking soneone you don’t know to work on yourself. Take a shower, hit the weights and get a clue.
>>18903768Everywhere on the internet says Dave meltzer is still married, are you lying to me boys?
>>18908348>>18908348he dumped his old lady and got with a Latinx (possibly Italianx) MILF
>>18908403Dave is effay dayam who knew
>>18908458Dave has insane drip
>>18908403Him and Ann are still legally married, I still think I’m getting worked
>>189037685 stars in the tokyo dome
>>18908921maybe they’re swingers, but Dave has been openly talking about “my girlfriend” on his show for like 3 years
>>18907555Someone mentioned in another post that Granny mentioned on one of the shows that Whitney gets them on some weekends.
>>18903768Jej
>>18903768https://voca.ro/1ofxevsMnFFQ
>>18903768>>18903768Not enough Dave-isms and the cadence is all wrong. I'm looking forward to your second pass at it bro You need to preface the entire thing with a >Uh...sure let me just....*shuffles papers* I've got some notes here somewhere..so...uh...you know
>>18906091I wonder if she misses going to wrestling shows and chilling with legends like Brian Last
>>18909504>It's the eyes chico they never lie
>>18910154Wrestling shows must’ve been so boring for her
>>18910048fucking KEK
>>18909504A woman barely getting access to the kids is brutal. Either she's unfit in some way or voluntarily did so. Poor Bryan and those poor kids.
>>18910048LMAO. Painfully accurate. The tone is wonky but it captures the way he talks perfectly.
>>18910048KEK
>>18910059listening would be your friend
