>on a date with the cute girl from work>we're getting along great>we start talking about our favorite TV shows>mention i watch wrestling>she chuckles and says "don't you know that stuff's fake?">i stand up and walk over to her>slap her hard across the face>"Did that feel fake?">she falls out of the chair and starts crying>restaurant manager calls the cops >cops ask me for my statement>told them i was just demonstrating a wrestling slap for her>they start laughing and tell her it's not real and stop wasting their time>guy at the table next to us starts laughing and says "you smooth, bro.">i hear "he cute" from one of the girls at the bar
That feel fake to ya? It's called open hand slap!
>>18926862Based, bitch had it coming.
>>18926862does this really work
>>18926922To be honest, anon: it gets them fucking SOAKED.
>>18926922I killed my ex with a shoot worm and judge let me walk after hearing it's a wrestling move.
>>18926922drenched
>>18926940>we the jury find this DEAD, RAPED BITCH.......>GUILTY!>of over selling
>>18926862Lol
>>18926862that's a swell story friend
Bumpola
>>18926862based and Schultzpilled
>>18926862>on a date with the cute girl from worklost me there
