>buries that no-dimes-bitch Satan to his eternal version of NXT
>>18932519Based
>>18932519>Wins his feud against the Roman stable>Keeps teasing his return for two fucking millennia >Still refuses to drop the belt or to show up at allI like the guy, he'll always be my top dogBut we all know he's not coming back
>>18933697>against the Roman stablesure thing chaim
>>18932519>Jesus comes down to the ring with his manager "the Jews">reveals that he has actually been the Devouring God of Saturn this entire time>Christcuck marks falling to their knees in the crowd>production getting close up shots of crying ChristcucksAW SON OF A BITCH
He didn't beat Satan. Everything you see nowadays is Satan's work. All the degeneracy and crimes are his work. World is doomed. Satan won.
>>18932519Very Satanic hand gestures
>>18932519Satan was the babyface
>>18933733Begone, demon. Your short time on earth you will beg for back.
>>18933727Its not over yet
>>18932519Reminder. The second coming happened in 70 AD and the 1000 year reign of Christ has already passed. Satan has hid once he was released in 1776 and called it ''The Dark ages.'' We are in the little season of satan and it's close to ending.
>>18934617What program are we booked for next?
>>18934940Battle of Gog and Magog
Who was the jannetty?
>>18932519>has-been outdrawn by Mohammad and HinduThe Hulk Hogan of religion
>>18933727Satansissies keep talking shit while their liege is getting kwabbed by norwood and buried by Michael and then God at Apocamania One
>>18935076Probably Luke, John is obv the Michaels.