6 Years Of AEW Dynamite Commemorated With A Spectacular 2.5-Hour Anniversary Event!...AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from The Hard Rock Live at Seminole Hard Rock in Hollywood, FL8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!>Hangman Adam Page, Powerhouse Hobbs, & Samoa Joe vs. Jon Moxley, Daniel Garcia, & Claudio Castagnoli in a Trios Match>Kenny Omega & Brodido vs. The Young Bucks & Josh Alexander in a Trios Match>Darby Allin & Kris Statlander vs. Wheeler Yuta & Marina Shafir in a Mixed Tornado Tag Match>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher (c) vs. Orange Cassidy for the TNT Championship>Jurassic Express Returns!>Timeless Toni Storm Returns To Hollywood (Florida)>And More!** 17 Days Out From WrestleDream **
QT sitting right behind TAZ
What's the endgame for having 50 Don Callis family members?
Renee looking old and haggard as usual
tony skipping the production meetings
I want to fuck the white clone of Willow Nightingale behind the broadcast team.
more like the Don Callis ARMY
Why is Don Callis being presented as the most important thing on this 6th Anniversary show?
>>18953086DCF be like
>>18953098dominance
>>18953086>>18953086THIS IS ONLY GMAEHTAD 2 CHECK LAST THREAD IT WAS GAMETHREAD 1 ONLY GAMETHREAS 2 NOT GAMETHREAD 4CHECK LAST THREAD
>>18953086WE’RE TAKING OOOOOVVEERRRRRR
Mercedes holy shit how can she be sooooo hot
DON CALLIS DID EL CLONI CALLED IT.1337 H4X0R DON CALLIS INCOMINGPWNING U N00BS
>>18953086probably the most OP of a stable I've seen in quite some time
>old and haggard>clap clap clapclapclap
Mercedes's gimmick really is "Ooooh Shiny" huh?
>>18953098>put all of them in the gauntlet match>100% win rate
Luv Renee
Callis Family is already hitting critical mass like NWO and Bullet ClubI wonder how they split them up
>>18953113So are they going to add Mercedes and have them win all the belts?
>THIS IS ONLY GMAEHTAD 2
HARLEY HAS JUMPED THE SHARK
NAUR :'(
The production issues are peak AEW, naturally the 6 year anniversary wouldn't be complete without them.
Is Renee's outfit nun or Amish inspired?
>>18953098The fact that they aren't running aew is mind-boggling
>I want to wrestle somebody from Florida>Harley getting paired with Mercedes now that Stat is about to Death Ride Yutabros
Mini Mone!
HANGMAN PAGE IN FATAL CAR ACCIDENTHE GOING DIENOT LOOKING GOODHE MIGHT NOT GOING MAKE ITFUCK
>Mone tag team slut shaming Harley
What happened to Harley's tits? They looked small and floppy in that dress
Harley is a legit ventriloquist
GIMME HARD NIPS MARINA
Harley's tits are exquisite
standard moxley piss break match
Where they going with this Don Senpai stuff? They have more guys on the shelf too.
>>18953109Callis-gumi goes hard
>>18953098He recruits Jeff Jarret books his own tournament where all his guys lie down for him and he crowns himself the texas chainsaw champion.
>people think the glitching audio for a guy who has had glitch vignettes for a month was a production issue
So much for top of the hour.I'm gonna go shave my ass.
these niggas in a movie theateris it because the kino riders are here?
>Coffin Match>I Quit MatchMox and Darby are spamming the gimmick matches like it's Up Up Down Down
Cute asian usher
>>18953120Don: h@Ha !'M u$1nG teh iN+eR\/\/38S!!!1
Renee should end the interviews. Just a lil>back to you Excaliburor>Now get ready for Moxley vs DarbyOr some shit
>bullies an old man into watching womeme slopWhy are wrestling simps so fucking annoying and evil?
>this isn't main eventingTell me they're not putting Wheeler Yuta on last
>>18953145>Harley with saggy floppers
>>18953143
>>18953133Women championships are participation awards
>>18953134What is that jeet's problem? Is he just a schizo? He even does that in E gamethreads too...
So Blood And Guts will be some big AEW babyface group vs. Don Callis Family
>>18953160Gotta earn those 30 dimes
>>18953166the darby match is main eventing yes
I wish Shafir would show up to Death Ride me
Kirsten Dunst is completely walled
>>18953175They're not gonna have two Blood and Guts matches in one night are they?
>>18953175probably a Conglomeration + extra friends affair vs DCF
>>18953175Would have to be like 8 members on team AEW. Not sure they have 8 main event faces right now with Swerve and Ospreay out.
>>189531582.5 hour show stupid dronie
>>18953175They'll for sure throw in the Bucks and JE to rib Phil.
>>18953191WTF IS THIS REAL?!
>>18953189Every match will be under B&G stips.
Need John Moxely to rape my virgin throat.Throatpie me daddy death rider!
>>18953195It would be reasonable to assume Okada or Takeshita are out of the callis family considering they're definitely on a collision course.
YOU FINNA KNOW IT!!
>>18953130me too
>>18953188Her sleep schedule is looking real good.
>>18953207Bit zesty innit
>>18953168>>18953166>>18953161>>18953160>>18953159
If you're wondering why the crowd is so lively. they are serving drinks in the arena
Hobbs starting to get that Ahmed Johnson build
Damn that belt looks huge.
Remember that white guy that wore the Hobbs Big Black and Jacked shirt?
>>18953130>>18953219You both need to kill yourselves like yesterday
That's my champ
We have proper graps, violence, tits and now clones.
>join opps>get injuredthey should keep the trios titles just to keep rotating temp champs as each guy falls to an injury
Tony fumbled
>>18953224oh man all the pop they can drink?!?!?!
>>18953224They always do
>>18953163He should make references to AIM chats and IRC and shit like that from 1998 . Newsgroups & usenet.
>>18953224They literally didn't give a shit about people ripping vapes inside at 2300 as long as you were spending money at concessions.
>>18953195what happend to Swerve?
>>18953231Imagine if Cole had it on
NOT MY FUCKING CHAMPION
>>18953188jon moxley sure is one lucky plumber
>>18953223>Tony made Big Justice taste his Dubai chocolate Grim
>>18953248Knee
>>18953224They serve drinks in every arena you mong.you
>>18953248injured leg, had surgery, is out for a while
I can tolerate Daniel Garcia much more now, still not buying him but I don't hate him anymore
>>18953252>spamming an old pics from months agoFat lazy piggy
>>18953240Have the lucha bros even done anything in the slop shop?
>>18953265I can’t because now I have to pretend he’s some menacing badass heel. It works with wheeler because he looks like a slimy cunt.
>>18953265Him wearing the MMA shorts saved his career. Also his new theme is kinda cool.
AEW has too many factions. It's like everybody is in one.
>>18953160>Up Up Down Downgo back
>>18953261he doesn't leave the house at allhe doesn't know these things
>>18953086>12 person factionand i thought house of torture had too many people in it wtf>>18953169why are hiromu and tana watching ddt
>>18953265DG needs let his hair grow out like Yuta
>Mox- leader>Claudio-muscle>Shafir-nipples>Pac-bastard>Yuta-ypung boyWhat is Garcia's role in Death Riders?
>>18953265He still has all the personality of a wet dishrag
>>18953270Fenix had a 5-star match on Smackdown, the first one in like decades.Penta usually has the best match of the night on Raw.
>>18953272Garcia is too obsessed with being fucking /fa/ it's actively detrimental.
I like Hobbs.
>>18953270they sold a bunch of merch they get a 5% cut of and made a bunch of Jews a whole lot richer.That's what Drones mark out for nowadays.Cheering Jews gettinge even richer. And changing their TV special names to appease them. pure cvck shit
The Swirl might actually be the worst name for a tag team of all time.
>>18953281zesty faggot?
Hobbs has early-Lashley/Benjamin energy
>>18953270I think fenix was supposed to tag with andrade before andrade got fired lmao. sounds like penta is over but loses a lot and no one cares about rey
>>18953281The Future
>>18953287Wait, are you fucking telling me they signed the lucha bros and they're on different fucking shows? They're not a fucking tag team? THE FUCKING STATE OF TRIPLE NOSE
>>18953291The Viking Experience?
>>18953289Hi Anna! Big fan!
kek ICE commercial during Dynamite
>>18953287>Fenix had a 5-star match on Smackdownsure he did bro.................
Holy shit, this is like the 6th ICE commercial so far.
>>18953309Brody ain't gonna like this!
>>18953303triple bypass has fenix wrestling in a tshirt on main event I kid you not
I think that, the ECW arena not a good look for aew one bit most fans dont even know what it is it just looks like warehouse
>>18953306I would put Anna over cleanly
I hope they deport Buddy.
>>18953314The show is taking place in Florida
>>18953311Well, 5-star by WWE standards.
>>18953321Georgia corn fed booty
Missed rounds.
>>18953314there are a lot. Depending on where you live they sometimes run hyper focused>HEY NYPD>HEY MARYLAND POLICE DEPARTMENT>HEY FBI AGENTS IN VIRGINIA>HEY HOMELAND SECURITY AGENTSit's fucking wild
I fucking hate aew so muchIts antithetical to my wrestling tastesNo storyNo singles matchesJust flipsFuck aew to fucking hell fuck tbis shit
>>18953281Fluffer
>>18953322Buddy is a chud unlike Brody.
Death Riders should join forces with the Don Callis Klan
ICE paid WBD to place ICE commercials during Dynamite because they know Dynamite has a good 18-34 demo.Good sign
>>18953335Stop watching then, numbnuts.
>that clapping soundMortos and Mercedes mic backstage?
>>18953143>HE MIGHT NOT GOING MAKE IT
>>18953295Penta just challenged Dominik to a IC or an AAA world title match two nights ago
>I fucking hate aew so much>Its antithetical to my wrestling tastes>No story>No singles matches>Just flips>Fuck aew to fucking hell fuck tbis shit
>>18953317The actual, fucking, state.
>>18953340Andradebros... not so fast!
K I N O
>>18953322
>>18953358Me as I enter the gates of heaven
>>18953340>because they know Dynamite has a good 18-34 demo.0.11 is a fucking atrocious 18-49 demo dudeThat means only 110,000 18-49 year olds still watch this shitThe rest are boomersYou lost, get over it
>>18953363triggered baby bitch
>>18953362>heaven>an arena full of stinky smelly sweaty obese wrestling fans
>>18953363That part.
gets candid
Hangman needs to get the boot. Not a good champion, I wanted to like him too.
I think that, Tony Khan will never going be this cool
Hangman got airtime there
>>18953371>Eddie Kingston gets candy
I cannot suspend my disbelief that Daniel Garcia would not lost to Hobbs or Joe in less than 5 seconds in a shoot
it's fun to hum Hangman's theme song
>>18953378What time is it over there, Rahjesh?
>>18953384He beat Buddy :)
Why did Hangman do that?
RYBACK JUST POASTED SUICIDE NOTE ON TIM TOK
>hangman vs joeKINO
Sweaty Samoans getting uppity again
>>18953363>>18953369>literally 1 second +cooldownshameless samefagging
>Hangman vs. Joedimes
I think he got a real shot in
oh god Joe vs Hangman is an incredibly boring PPV main, please no. fuck.
Ok Phil calm down
>Joe and Hobbs heel turnGreat, another heel faction. Nice booking, Tony
>>18953384He's a real shoot wrassler like Benoit
>I'LL FUCK YOUR ASSwhat did joe mean by this
>I'll fuck your assWhat did Samoa Joe mean by this?
>actually a good feud/angle for hangmaamGood call desu. But he's still a failure and a faggot.
>>18953400>just fuck my shit up dawg
angry joe is the best joe
>I'LL FUCK YOUR ASS
>>18953400Battlefield Earth ass haircut
Did he actually just say I'll fuck your ass?
>>18953400Based Stevie Wonder dreads
>I'LL FUCK YO ASSwhat did Joe mean by this?
Is the Jetspeed shirt AI?
J E T S P E E D
why didnt they just lose the match if they were gonna do this
I like Speedball's accent
>>18953422Gay little bottom boy booking, please understand
>>18953384I cannot suspend my disbelief that Daniel Garcia would not not bust your ass in 5 seconds or less in a shoot
>>18953411What would make Hanger a based wrestler in your eyes?
I want to marry Willow Nightingale and have 3/4 white children with her
>>18953416Travolta sounds like such a fruit in that movie
>>18953422It wasn't about winning or losing. Joe felt disrespected
>>18953086When Don will add woman to the the family?
>>18953428>>18953408Toxic positivity that is killing AEW.
>Joe will fuck Hangman's ass at WrestleDream
>>18953408Lmao, Benoit would've used DG for a toothpick.
>>18953429Not talk like a theater kidNot have a gay fucking "I'M ACTING!" angry faceNot be a complete faggot onlineNot run off to bluesky because of le heckin fascist Elon Musketc etc
Joe is the ultimate professional
>>18953429be a heel again
>>18953378Tony just needs to buy the last real draw WWE ever had.
>>18953437It's not gay if you're just making him humble
>>18953439>Not be a complete faggot onlinehave you tried practicing what you preach ?
>Bitchfit Joe
Kayfabe all the audio issues are Clon
Terrible promo
>>18953439What dumb excuses but that is what I get for engaging with a fedophile
Psycho Magnum TA Hanger is back
based joe heeming the hangtranny
HangDong and Asscalibur think talking fast and yelling gives their words meaning...
We got another hour to go!
>monster of the week feud for new champYAWN
Hangman vs Samoa Joe at WrestleDream. Nice main event
>>18953086
TONI :D
>>18953439Yupp That fucking part.
End this gimmick and let Tony dress like a slutty rockstar again please
>>18953459hopefully an hour over run
Why is Hangman such an awful babyface?
>>18953453good save
How does Toni turn everything black and white?
I bet Toni facts in bed.
>>18953398Joe was objectively a better champion than Page. Hangman needs to lose the title. Dude has been absolute trash since he got it from Mox. I'd take another year of Deathriders shit instead of this Hangman garbage. He hasn't changed at all
I bet Toni's butthole tastes like a Tim Tam Slam
>>18953086The Official Roster of the DCF was we stand:>Protostar>Big Hech>Lil Kazu>Konosuke "Big Baby" >Josh>Archer>Andrade>El Clon>Rocky>Wardlow>Brian Cage>Trent?>Mark Davis
Is Anna pregnant?
>toni storm promoCringe. Muted.
Tay is getting closer and closer to having go away heat with me
I’d let Toni and Tay suffocate me with their dumpers
>>18953459YESSSSS HAHAHAHA
>>18953480based phone poster
Jigglebros, the jiggle just isn't the same anymore...
>>18953480blud deadass be watching in a 100x200 lil box on his phonesheesh
HAHAHAHAH THEY ARE COPYING WWE THEY ARE DOING THE CODY RHODES CHANTCAN AEWTISTS DO ANYTHING ORIGINAL??? BESIDE TAKE COK UP THE ASS???
>Hotshotting Joe vs Hangman with a sudden post-match fightReally Tony?
Toni's ass looks fatter in those slacks
What a dimeless entrance
>>18953478>Mark DavisDunkzilla will come back with even more ass
>>18953489Blame the jiggle ending pregnancy
>>18953467>AEWful wrestlingsickle cell old ass nigga
>>18953480kinda based
>>18953434The problem here is that if you were put in a submission you would hit the panic button
>>18953479Powerhouse Hobbs is gonna be a father?
>>18953491aew isnt worth full-screening. ESPECIALLY not womeme slop.
>>18953489Anna gained the ass that Tay lost
Damn, Tay's ass lookin' plump tonight with them PAWGstraps
>>18953500He's BLACK, he's BALD, He's OLD, he's ATROPHIED
>>18953495I want to see her take a shit then wipe her ass as she quotes Elizabeth Taylor movies
please tell me tay returning doesn't mean sammy guevara is coming back
>BESIDE TAKE COK UP THE ASS???
>>18953499Women getting pregnant should be outlawed
>>18953514not as long as mercedes monké is on the roster
>>18953480>There are anons who really watch the show and shitpost at the same time like thisI appreciate the dedication, if nothing else
I want to fucking hatefuck Aubrey Edward's so hard that her horse asshole bleeds and I cum in her bloody intestine while she neighs in pain and then I spit on her face and slap her then wipe my ass on her referee shirt
Brapchads where you at?
>>18953514It's in Mone's contract that he has to stay in the cuck shed
>>18953505>>18953480broke ass faggot detected
>>18953459Not enough!
>>18953514Sammy has ben siloed to ROH as the newest member of LFI
>>18953520Um sweaty can we not with the racism?
>>18953527>>18953521Im in bed so yah no tv
>>18953514RoH Zoned until he can finish off a Hardy for good on camera I'm afraid
Im joining the mission to protect america, I am joining ICE. Tony is right, we need to get these mexicants out of this country.
>>18953525Feastin'
Every time Toni wears slacks, the other girls should be trying to rip them off.
Let's go, Tay. Do it for Brazil.
>>18953478What in the actual fuck is the power rankings for this faction lol. This can't end well with guys playing 5th, 6th players
>>18953519I'm still waiting for 3D artists to extract her 3D model from the new video game she's in
>>18953532it isn't racist she's a horse
>ICE adIt honestly seems like an easy job. They just loiter around and harass brown people minding their own business.
>>18953539Toni surprisingly made a hotter Mariah
Oh thread bitchhhhh~~~~Let's get on that new threadMake the thread you fat fucking faggot slave!
Tony needs to hire more brazilian PALGS
>>18953540They should do a 2 out of 3 falls strip match where each pin lets you take off your opponent's tops or bottoms
>dynamite is on>playing pokemon on my switchthe apex of comfy
>>18953549lol too soon, wait around 290
>>18953530Oh shit! Andrade is back and Sammy is in LFI! Consider me intrigued
>>18953551whatever happened to that other one who i think was in aew before tay for a little bit
>>18953552>>18953551Cringe and misogynistic
>>18953536>Im in bedIm in bed too but I got a TV in my room :)
Is it the garders that really is making Tay's ass look that much better?
Tay kinda sucks huh
>>18953555ZA leaked yet?
>>18953539There has yet to any women to top this moment with their ass. Toni cosplaying as Mariah May is peak ass AEW shots.
This is what Sammy Guevara took from (You).
There is a combined 40 pounds of ass and 0 pounds of titties in this match
>>18953557dont think anyone was expecting Andrade to be back this soon when the decision was made to put Sammy in there
>>18953552Nah, traditional Lucha de Prendas rulesLose once, wrestle the rest of the match in your underwearLose twice, time to free the chi chi
>>18953570Misogynist.
>>18953563Afraid so
>>18953565Even at her absolute sexiest and fittest she shat up the ring. It's why the fed fired her.
NEW THREAD>>18953579>>18953579>>18953579>>18953579>>18953579>>18953579
>>18953557Was Andrade released before Sammy joined lfi?
>>18953568>Tan linesThis is my fetish
>Kris you got no popBRUTAL
>Toni getting WHAT'dWow
>>18953583Like a week or two apart I believe
>>18953568Legit the only hot pic of her.
>What chants for ToniShit crowd
>>18953584Is bitch turning into a werewolf?
>>18953568She took his popularity
>>18953608FAX
>>18953606Yes
>The SwirlThat has to be the faggiest jobber team I have ever seen
LIGHT THE FUSEGAS THE JEWSDYNAMITE!
>>18953566We pay for our video game software here.
300
>>18953631Little off
>>18953600You only need one
Samoa Joe samoaing up
You think Ricochet bought them those jackets?
Why is the Swirl in the main event
Blake will win this by himself
>>18953558Christie Jaynes is on NWA I think.