>SmackDown Intro:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqveO__zwkU* Cody Rhodes & Randy Orton go to war against Bronson Reed & Bron Breakker* Sami Zayn’s United States Open Challenge continues* Tiffany Stratton sets her sights on Crown Jewel and Stephanie Vaquer>Last Week's Top 10 Moments:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhxqgSxNrMY>Randy Orton vs. Cody Rhodes - Champion vs. Champion on SmackDownhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3xMvSh1uew
>>18964835Finally wrestling is back on
>>18964835GIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL UH-UH
>>18964835LinkCHAD is bad with the goated gamethreads
>>18964853back*
>>18964853>>18964858YOU FUCKED UPYOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP
>>18964837Is there any explanation as to why black people have such a fine-tuned perception of rhythm?
https://x.com/CodyRhodes/status/1973022528177320416
so is sami just going to bury a different up and coming midcarder every weekwhat's the end game besides coming out of it a heel with go away heat
smackdown not even worth watching
I shall be watching
>>18964902
Oba Femi gonna bury Sami I can't wait
>>18965018i fucking hope so
>>18964925Have smarks with shit for brains just forgotten what the meaning of words are, or do they just use buzzwords, regardless of if they make any sense or not?
>>18965001Whatever happened to Tyson Kidd and the other guy Natty was hanging around like 16 years ago?
>>18964835
Does this start an hour early again, or is that over with
>>18965044RAW is the one starting early, smackdown hasn't changed
I’d love to see Buddy vs Sneed.
>>18965423And then there's Sneed
It’s crazy that people are still tuning into this live when nothing of substance ever happens.Honestly, I’m just completely burnt out on Cody. His title run has been dull, his character feels directionless since winning the belt back, and not even a Randy Orton heel turn against him moves the needle for me. They completely blew their load by having Cody finish the story. He is never going to reach a height like that ever again. He's peaked in WWE
>>18964853GMS!
>>18965459And your solution would've been have Cody challenge for Roman's title for 5 more years, retard?
>>18965470You're getting awfully defensive, Hoggers.
Nakamura tonight?
>order some ceviche>it has fucking pineapple in itWTF never ordering from this place again.
I'm proud to say I'm a SemenSlurper
>>18965001
>>18965018is he confirmed debuting tonight? not kept up in a while
1 or 2 bongs?
The sami open challenge sucks
>>18965878Porko Sty has no title
>>18965878Would mark for Del Rio
>>18965878nah its the only good thing sami has done in years and the only good thing on smackdown
>>18965902That part
>>18964835bouncy on deck
>>18965916the one time i agree with rushing someone through nxt. bouncy is on borrowed time, he won't be bouncy forever. keeping him in nxt where he can kwab himself before even touching main roster is a bad idea
>>18965916quick iwc is bitch about blacks get a nigger to do a lil dance
soon
How many more weeks for tve 1st sub milly smackdown? This shit is getting more ass and more boring by the week
>>18966019based LIV
>>18966031how long do they have left on the deal? might end up on streaming before it gets that bad
>>18965935Kofi lasted a long time doing basically similar stuff
>>18965878has there been any heckin suprises or is it like... Dragon Lee and Xavier Woods
>>18965878Yep, I bought john cena winning all his challenges because he's fucking John Cena. I just can't buy into Sami winning all the challenges, it takes me out of the show.
Just had 19k deposited into my account. What do I do?
>>18966099buy yourself one (1) nosebleed seat at 'Mania
>>18966076kofi isn’t bouncy anymore
Good evening gentlemen.
>>18966164Solid plan.
Amazon position with Jade.
>>18965036Tyson Kidd broke his neck, and will never wrestle again.
>>18965758He lost the NXT Championship the week prior to this and on this weeks NXT he did not show up.Chances are really high that he is the challenger for Sami's open challenge tonight.
i'm just here for giulia and then bye
>>18966386Incredible taste
Tonight's Smackdown is no where near sold out.They are only using one side of the arena.Maybe it's time to start booking smaller venues
FUCKjust became racist
>>18966396Try again AEW tranny
>>18966396ice cold fed. it's 2019 all over again
not watching
HOLY BUGOLA ABOUT TO BRING OUT THE RAIDOLA
>>18966369dirt sheets were saying today that oba is still in NXT
>>18966396i feel like because the iwc had such high expectations for cenas retirement run that it being bad just killed everything else in wwe
>>18966433My disappointment will be huge if this is trueThat'd be weird if he lost the title and didn't even get a promo on the following NXT
Yeah but where's Logan Paul been?
>>18966451last time i saw logan he was with AAA cheering on dom vs vikingo
>Sami open challengePlease be Briggs I would piss myself laughing
>>18966396They sold 12k tickets last year in this venue. Today, barely 7k.
>>18966479well spics are being rounded up and deported right now
>>18966396>nowhere near sold out>over 90% of the seats are filledAre you fucking dumb?
>>18966484>12k seats used beforeEvidently, I am fucking dumb. Carry on.
Women shouldn't be allowed at shows
>>18966483Based.
>>18966090>>18965878>>18966451Ya seem upset tonight, Trev. Dynamite wasn't good?
>>18964835Looks terrible. At least the PPV is this weekend.
>>18966495They shouldn't even be in the fucking ring
Many are saying this
>>18966510I second this message
WWE is pretty cold right now. There's no interesting storyline that aren't just rehashed shit. Knight going after the WHC is a tiny bit interesting. But everyone knows he'll get KWAB. Jey turning heel is same old bullshit.
>>18966484why don't they open up three seats, sell those three seats and have never-ending sellouts
Setting up War GamesCody, Orton, Cena, Knight, Jeyvs.Seth, Bron, Bron, Brock, Logan
>>18966442it makes sense that today wouldn’t be the dayif they bring up oba, he has to dethrone sami in their first bout, clean, no funny business. i expect the sami zayn open challenge to last for some time. so bringing oba in right now, he’d just job, it’s for the best.
I miss it, I really do. WWE has changed... Our Generation has changed... The gaming industry has changed... Nobody but The Anons of this will understand...
>>18966541they can't have sami burying midcarders for too long... what's the point?
>>18966396the product is cooling but frankly the main obstacle to selling seats now is the unbelievable price gouging going on. shit is just too expensive now.
>>18966521Hey man. We got Aleister black feuding with the WEPA king. That’s cool. And don’t forget Giulia feuding with Michin. Wow.
>>18966521Im getting a bit worried cause I'm losing interest in wrestling. Two years ago. I was glued to the screen. Now if I miss a show I don't care. I don't want to fall out of love with wrestling :(
>>18966551to build him up to being a world champion clearly above the midcarders for when he wins the rumble of course
>>18966544the anons of this what
wwe changed with netflix. i just want my kino back
Are the Smackdown gamethreads always this gloom and doom? Lighten up everyone, it's like 95% guaranteed Orton is finally turning heel tonight.
>>18966561Raw is still kinda interesting same with NXT. But yeah, we're in the ice cold period.
>>18966396YuppWWE fuckinf suck
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eqpg8AV7IVU
>>18966551>Burying I fucking hate retarded smarks that don't know what words mean.
>>18966582>it's like 95% guaranteed Orton is finally turning heel tonight.What makes you say this, cumslurp?
>>18966582We just miss Vince GOAT and want him back
Smackdown hasn't been interesting in like two years. Still watching cause my ass ain't go anything else to watch kek. I do like shitposting in the thread tho.
>>18966610Cause I said so, you cripple bastard.
>>18966623Cry moar jaxtonTony khan lives in your head rent freeSmackdown sucksWWE sucks
imagine being the stinky fat faggot who made that image lmfao
>>18966627At least I can walk and take a piss without assistance you pathetic invalid.
>>18966564Future of smack down looking even more grim if Sammy gonna get pushed again.
>>18966641Prove it.
Imagine being a cripple and picking Tony Kwab your persona. Even indians pretend to be white chads
>>18966641
Not only is WWE ice cold right, but they are also price gouging their audience when most of the country can barely afford groceries. This will not end well
>>18966649You don't make the rules, hotwheels. My locker room, my gamethread, I call the shots.
>>18966655TK got that glock
>>18966655>that sentenceYou are one.
>>18966655It's sad af, even as an obvious false flag it's truly a deplorable waste of time. Hopefully he dies of cancer ASAP.
Black queens love big ToneDawgDick
>>18966666Quints confirm
>>18966666I want to see you piss. Make a video.
Poorfags don't have cable
Can't waite to see giulia!!!!@
Not even boomers have cable anymore. Canadians and Australians have cable though.
Imagine shoving youre penis into this bloody mouth and pumping in and out
>>18966694We love Australians here like rheas husband.
>>18966369their doing the invasion stuff rn so hes probably gonna be back around for Havoc, i think hes gonna put over Trick or Je'von before hes called up
SAY HIS NAME AND HE APPEARS
Ready for smack
what is he planning for us tonight?
Who is Sami Zayn going up against? It will probably be Santos Escobar or something.
why can't i make threads today wtf
>>18966706They already picked the teams though, I could be coping we'll see
>>18966680Is that real? Weird as hell
>>18966716Some shit i should probably turn off to go study instead
>>18966666Look at those digits.
Slopdown starting
>>18966717
AEW >>>>
>andrade is still on the countdown
Bring back the stars intro
>>18964902it's part of their culture
so we're not gonna talk about that Braun Strowman show?
>sportsballwho cares cole
Codester ya just gotta
what is it tonight lads?
oh boy… another cody promo. yay…
>>18964835Smackdown live y'all
I'm sick of this nigga
CODY CODY CODY
>>18966758>>sportsball Go post in an AEW thread tranny
YOU JUST GOTTA*clap clap clapclapclap*YOU JUST GOTTA*clap clap clapclapclap*
>>18966762
>>18966762water
>ynr that there was no pyro on Monday
kek still don't get the Cody forced hype
>>18966756>Braun gets paid to eat food and put on a half assed show, that's been done a billion times beforegood for him for getting an easy paycheck
ENOUGH OF THIS CODY REIGN CAN WE GET A NEW CHAMPION PLEASE
The Pyro is working tonight, Adam Pearce in the mud
WHOOOOOAAAA
Fuck this fucking meat sweats chud traitor faggot
>Cody so I know our pyro didnt work on RAW so I'm giving you double on SmackDown
They actually gave him extra pyro
>>18966783He's cool
AWW YEAH MAN
>>18966762Diet coke. It's fucking terrible tho. Diet pepsi clears it. But the restocking guy was in the way. And I didn't feel like making small talk. So I just took what was nearest.
>cody promozzz
FAT JEW
I'm so bored of Heyman.I'm so bored of the Vision.It's all so fucking tiresome.
>>18966756He's currently lobbying to be the next Jason Voorhees and I think he's way too big for the role.
cody is a better actor than Batista and dwayne.
Poo
Randy materialized
>I have to wait for over a year to see Cody throw a Sonic Boom
Cody in the mud
>>18966817This + Roman, Punk, Cody, Randy and Judgement Day
>7am ppvI'm so happy I'm boycotting the ESPN era
I shoot fantasize about being dominated by old fat sweaty ugly bastards like Paul Heyman and my boypussy being destroyed.
whats the best stream?
more seeds for the Randy heel turn
>>18966840On the USA network
Make the heel turn less obvious fucks sake
Paul Heyman keeps looking worse by the month desu. Is he healthy?
>>18966839Many are saying this.
>>18966840ESPN PLUS
I see 3 round midgets on the apron
>>18966840https://watch-wrestling.eu/home-9/
When you think about it, the fed only has like 5 stars and most of them are part time or about to retire.
i missed my uma musume dailies for this
>>18964835>bronson is shorter than paul>bron barely taller than paul>these are your menacing heel guys of the past months
oink oink more sloppies please! Call of Duty Mobile™!
>>18966848He looked really rough around Mania season but he looks and sounds less bad but still terrible. I give him 2 years left.
THE GREAT BRAIN LAST?
Randy went from a 10/10 Adonis to an ogre because of nutella
I'm the next Paul Heyman guy.
>i'd love if it if we beat cody rhodes
just push randy to the mid card
Reminder that OhiGOAT mogs MichiGAY and we won a war against them.
I've been listening to this jew scream into a microphone for 25 years.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>18966869Ogre randy was always his final evolution
randy is just a prop for other peoples story lines these days. it's a shame.
When does Brock show up again? Who would he even feud with now?
I'M MARKING OUT FOR THE MIZ
>stares at black kid>runs awaykek sami
The fact that Miz has neverending access to Maryse's cunny will always piss me off.
BOOOOOOOOOOO fuck off Sami
These weekly open challenges have been so good. Sami is a great wrestler.
Melo Don't Mizbros...
Say his name...
ah. booker is still on smackdown
>Cody and Randy eat shit from Heyman>do nothingCompelling and exciting
>>18966859he is wider
>>18966869Ogre Randy looks better in a masculine way
I just finished watching pop demon hunters and I was pretty disappointed with the ending. I thought the cute girls were all going to get dreamy demon boyfriends at the end but instead the guy just kamakazied himself and the side girls killed off the other boys. We didn't even get to see Zoey go doki doki over mystery that much.
>>18966903Noooooo not Joe Hendry fuck off
Sami zayn is a fucking faggot and needs to fuck off to gayEW with Seth Rollins and Semen Punk
>>1896685510 secs behind
holy fuck heyman is so annoying just stop talking and get to the point
>turn smackdown on>sami zayn on my screen
The only people I haven't seen live are Cody and Randy :(My city only gets Raw
>>18966911heyman just pulled the "and he appears" line its gonna be Joe
>>18966899Calm down Hoggers.
How likely is it that Sami will main event SaudiMania?
>>18966910Please don't mention the Demon Faggot Hunter shit I've heard enough of it already from my wife. See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.I don't care.
>>18966910>Chinese cartoons Kill yourself like yesterday.
>>18966909no longer person in the history of the planet will ever say this is a downgrade
>hate Sami>but every match he has been in was goodfuckin' Sami
I want to fuck Izzy.
>>18966913Sorry to burst your bubble Trev but that'll never happen just like how you won't be able to walk again.
The E-drone has no concept of art, because he is functionally soulless. It's not his fault: he literally cannot comprehend that a wrestler might prioritize taking personal satisfaction in his craft over being as rich as possible and as famous as possible. The concept of indie music, indie movies, indie books is inconceivable to him. He has no spark of life inside him, so he must fill his empty shell with meaningless mass-produced content. McDonalds, Marvel, WWE -- it's all the same thing to him, and serves the same role: endlessly fueling an utterly purposeless machine. You shouldn't look down on him, in the same way that you wouldn't look down a dung beetle for not appreciating Shakespeare. His mind is a blank canvas, but he has no paint to paint with, so all that remains is a dark void, empty save for the echoing of chants and catchphrases. It is fruitless, and even unethical, to expect humanity from the E-Drone, because you cannot seek humanity in something that is fundamentally not human.
that stream is slow
It's Edge
Oba needs to come out and squash Sami for the US title
>ads alreadyanother throwaway smackadown. good night bros
>>18966859Yeah because Vince liked big guys and Triple nose is a manlet lover.
>Reddit SamiWelp time to turn this off and finna play some Ghost of Yotei
i don't know if it just me but the older i get the uglier other people become
>>18966934Izzy is Tone-Owned>>18966935Shut the fuck up Jaxton
>>18966938Tldr
>I swear I'm really leaving this time.
>doing trophy clean up in 2k25>finally finishing showcase mode>doing the stupid ass gauntlet at the end with Haku>spend half an hour doing it because of the "You must do X amount of damage" requirement or else you fail>miss the first segment because of itThis is one the dumbest fucking requirements games and I fucking hate it.
>>18966946>Ghost of YoteiI hope you are being ironic, anon
Here comes Ilja Dragunov
>>18966941Sami will self destruct
What would you think about Randy's last final year run of him burning so bright he would hold both the universal & IC titles before reitrement?
>>18966946>Ghost of YoteiThat game is peak reddit
>>18966934
kek nobody cheering the bengals without Joey
>>18966956Heyman was just on autopilot, you only missed a decent pop for Cody.
Hayes with the conway pop kek
The Bengals without Burrow are a nothing franchise
MELO ON THE MIC
>Sami vs Melo 2I'm not complaining
HE'S BACK
>>18966956You expect sensibility out of a wresting game achievement system?
I sure hope miz doesn't appear
Gay fucking AEW-tier match
>you suck sammy
Book can't even be bothered to try and put this shit over.
>dead silencekekmelo dont draw
>>18966964Burrow's a bitch, they're schmucks for paying him that much.
HOLY BASED KEK
>zero pop for MeloGrim
We all know Miz is going to interfere
>then the Miz comes out and costs him his shot, again
>>18966964>>18966970Gotta love the Joe-ster, you just gotta
BASED MIZ
BAH GAWD
Based.
>anti pop for blackLMAO
I’d love to see Buddy vs Sami. I dare say I’d kill for it.
>crowd literally dies
At least Slopdown didn't start with a 30 min Simpsons episode length promo featuring Seth Rollins Becky Lynch and Cawdy.God I hate these long ass promos
AYO THREAD BITCH~~~WE NEED A NEW FUCKING THREADI GOT SHIT TO POSTTT
>Z-lister Blacked
Mizbros we fucking won
Only HBK is allowed to book Melo from now on
UNHOLY MOTHERFUCKING BASED
This Smackdown sounds abysmal
Damn. For me was Melo
NO DIMES ARE EVER TRULY DRAWN
NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG
I feel like we're Kenny Dykstra appearances way more often these days. Are there any other fucking agents back there anymore?
WE WILL NEVER BE DIDDLY!
>Melo to Aleister Black. It's a battle of who is less over.
>Blackokay so now Priest comes out and costs him his shot
Is this a first time ever match?
If you dont appreciate Miz then you dont understand wrestling
The pirate would be a way better champ than sami
Let Black finish this match like this
THANK U MIZ
NEXT>>18967009>>18967009>>18967009>>18967009
Aight I'm brushing my teeth. I'll be back
>>18966848>>18966865Glad it was mentioned already. Paul Heyman's face looks like a human face surrounded by a wall of flesh. He just sounds so bad. He should have been on a diet ages ago.Why did Carmelo sound so gassed on the mic right before he got attacked?Shit is wild tonight.
HEEEEEEEEEEM
>>18966991Him? For like HEEM lmao
>>18967020Neck Yourself AEWincel tranny
Shut the fuck up Lars Ulrich
>mello>me likey blackWtf happened bros...
>>18967020Go play in traffic
>>18967020Faggot thread.
>>18967022Hope you floss, clean your tongue and clear out your tonsil stones too lil bro.
>>18967020Kek you already got the subhuman repugnant simp freakazoids seething.
>>18967028Never watched gayew you projecting troon freak>>18967035Cry pussy
>>18967049>Lying this hard
>>18967048Yup sadly the threadtranny needs his attention from making a thread
Where's the real thread?
>>18967070We are using that one jaxton you fucking autistic faggot .
>>18967058>cries about someone making a thread>projects >cries about someone "lying"You genuinely sound like a tranny, brain-dead consolewar tard no one cares about your dimeless flippyshitters
>>18967020Based thread. Fat neckbeard whiteknights are crying for some reason though.
>Priest runs out>bends over and vores Black with his anus>leaves
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>>18966903>>18966911he will 100% appear during the sami zayn open challengewon't win of course but he'll show up
>>18967096thanks
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