Welcome back everyone, to another exciting edition of Saturday Night Metal! This is the weekly wrestling show made exclusively for the autistic bastards here at /pw/. To "watch" the show, simply read each post in the order they are posted and enjoy the various media therein. Anyway, enough of the preliminary bullshit, let's get down to business. On tonight's card we got mostly tag team matches, as we are working towards the crowning of our first tag team champions. But we also got two big players in the main event. Tonight's card includes:>The Insane Clown Posse Vs The Pajeets of Pain>The Briscoes Vs The Midnight Express>The Scurvy Dogs Vs Imperium>The Road Warriors Vs The Steiner Brothers>Randy "Macho Man" Savage Vs The Undertaker PLUS:-Wolfie's 2nd KWAB-A new video from LyricKING-Another installment of Rock Talk with GrugThe teams who win their matches tonight will go on to compete in a special event next week, and the winners of that event will be crowned our first K-WAB World Tag Team Champions. So without further ado, we present the latest chapter in the ongoing circus of autism known as K-WAB Wrestling. We hope you enjoy it.>Show Intro Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/yforxs.mp3>Official K-WAB Channel:https://www.bitchute.com/channel/ANkif28xbBNW>Official K-WAB Email Address:pepevonerich@proton.me
Ladies and gentlemen, due to technical difficulties beyond our control, this episode will be airing on a one hour delay. There have been a lot of IRL problems this week, but there's no need to go into all of those. Suffice it to say that, in spite of all these difficulties, a finished show will be delivered tonight, even if it takes a little longer. We appreciate your patience and hope that you enjoy the end result.
Stay safe Pepe, stay strong.
>Links to Previous Shows:Saturday Night Metal Ep. 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18232795Saturday Night Metal Ep. 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18303396SNME3 Hype Thread: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18625434Saturday Night Metal Ep. 3: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18636314SNME4 Hype Thread: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18691678Saturday Night Metal Ep. 4: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18700473Saturday Night Metal Ep. 5: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18761416SNME6 Hype thread: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18806028Saturday Night Metal Ep. 6: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18812145SNME7 Hype Thread: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18914350Saturday Night Metal Ep. 7: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18926176Our last episode began with a boiler room promo from one David Benoit. Next, Ultimo Dragon got a hard-fought victory over the Great Muta. In the next segment, I proudly unveiled our new tag team championship belts. Next, Liv Morgan beat Tessa Blanchard by tossout in our first-ever "give up or get out" match, exposing herself in the process. We finally got the strange hillbilly known as Captain Confederate to sign a contract, and next was a tornado tag between the Scurvy Dogs and the Invaders, with the Scurvy Dogs scoring a decisive win. As Stone Cold whooped the Booty Man, we got a phone call from Raja Jackson detailing his experience in jail so far. After this, it was finally time for Wolfie to face justice in wrestler's court, where it was determined that he must face seven deadly KWABS over the coming weeks. Daniel Bryan and Eddie Guerrero then dealt Wolfie a severe beating, thus delivering KWAB number one. Then, in our main event, as Kane and David Benoit faced off for the Gigadimes title, the Undertaker and Paul Bearer summoned a demonic apparition from the depths of hell and paralyzed both competitors, leading to a no-contest decision from the referee.
One of our fans requested an Undertaker match, and it just so happened that I had the perfect opponent in mind for him. So tonight, our main event will be Randy "Macho Man" Savage Vs The Undertaker! Will the deadman fall victim to the macho madness? Stay tuned and find out.
After a recent PNN report, there are rumors flying around that the shitposter known as Wolfie might actually be the illegitimate anally-birthed son of a convicted child rapist named Henry Dee Chew. Considering his recent troubles in wrestler's court, Wolfie is having a very bad couple of weeks indeed. In other news, plans are proceeding for our first gigashow, which will be a Halloween deathmatch tournament known as Samhain Sacrifice. The show will take place on October 25 and will be broadcast live from Transylvania. We're going to pull out all the hardcore fuckery for this one, so hopefully it turns out to be the glorious specatacle of violence that we intend to deliver. So far the following competitors have signed up to compete: >Terry Funk>The Sandman>Sabu>Count Dracula>FrankensteinThose eliminated in the first round must spin the wheel of KWABS and accept whatever punishment it deals out. In other words, they must spin the wheel and make the deal.
>>18976656im a serious mark for deathmatch stuff, that sounds really hard to pull off in firepro but i hope you can deliver
And here's the Macho Man with a few words about tonight's main event.https://www.bitchute.com/video/Ga87r5CvFKXL
Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the slums of Karnataka, India...at a total combined weight of 460 pounds...they are Subhojeet Mukherjee and Big Knife Manju, the Pajeets of Pain!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/6Obamk6hJXXgEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/g3gmkr.mp3
And their opponents...from Southwest Detroit, with a total combined weight of 486 pounds...they are Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, The Insane Clown Posse! Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/M2zqptqY3O5pEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/ef1ofy.mp3
>Hey yo Shagz, get that secret weapon ready
There's certainly no love lost between these two teams, so let's throw them both in the ring and see who comes out on top.https://www.bitchute.com/video/8CiWCq9dsIfN
Here are your winners, The Insane Clown Posse!
>oh sars you have tricked us how dare you pretend to be kali derty bich basterd mlecchas we not forget this sars we come back kill you good sars do not redeem powerful gods of india will curse you sars reincarnate you as worm in poo for dalit like manju to clean
>>18976915hilarious finish, glad the clowns got some payback
>What's up fellas? Now listen, before you guys go and drop me from the ceiling again, I got a proposal for both of you. Listen, you may not like me, but you know I'm the best damn manager around, and I'm lookin to expand Camp Cornette and I have decided to graciously offer you guys a spot! Now I know you're probably overwhelmed by this tremendous opportunity I'm giving you, so how about we just skip the formalities and you sign right here on the dotted line?
>HEY WAIT A MINUTE YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HANGIN HERE LIKE THIS! HEEEEELLLLP SOMEBODY GET ME DOWN! GODDAMIT I'M THE GREATEST MANAGER IN WRESTLING HISTORY, YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE ME THE OL TAR AND FEATHERS AND HANG ME FROM THE CEILING LIKE THIS! HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!
>Jim, I could have told you not to bother with those two meatheads, those guys are all muscle and no brains. If you gave Hawk and Animal a penny for their thoughts, you'd have change comin'. Lucky for you I was around to help you down from there. Jim, the next time you want to do something like this, let me know and I'll send one of my guys to watch your back. I just made a really big signing, and I might have an even bigger one in the works. It's pretty obvious they don't like us around here, Jimmy, let's stick together.
Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the dark side, at a total combined weight of 457 pounds...accompanied by their manager Jim Cornette, they are "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton and "Gangster of Love" Stan Lane, The Midnight Express!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/w6Bu5AowoUP7Entrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/qllmva.mp3
>>18977013kek at cornette getting ye olde tar and feathering
And their opponents...from Laurel, Delaware, with a total combined weight of 460 pounds...Everyone show some love for for Jay and Mark, The Briscoe Brothers!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/Mk2ZZaAMrJ3MEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/ojrmob.mp3
Alright, and now for our next tag team match, we have a double-debut as Jim Cornette's Midnight Express takes on the The Briscoes!https://www.bitchute.com/video/xrNKxM1xirPN
>>18977134i seem to remember him doing that gimmick to a few different people in smoky mountain lol
Here are your winners, The Midnight Express!
>HAHAHAHAAAA Now that's more like it! That's the kind of thing we want to see! That's right, I saw that first match and those stupid clowns accidentally gave me a good idea! Oh, you people want to keep chantin for the Briscoes? Well guess what you ignorant, inbred toe-suckin polecats! THE BRISCOES LOST and now me and the Midnight Express are gonna be the first ones to hold them shiny new titles. So tell the Apus in the back to shine those belts up cuz the Midnight Express and Jim Cornette ain't here to play no games! And in conclusion, I hate every single one of you idiots and I hope you all die from tapeworms and other parasites like the filthy animals you know you are!
>And now we take you to a secret torture chamber deep within the basement of the 4chan Municipal Arena. Tonight, Wolfie must suffer the second of his seven deadly KWABs, as per his sentence in wrestler's court. For his second KWAB, Wolfie is being forced to watch a certain piece of footage that was recorded by a hapless bystander in the red-hot summer of 1992...over and over and over again. Yes, as Wolfie is forced to watch the rape of Kevin Nash over and over again, he will hopefully repent of his crimes. He'll be here for an entire week. Of course, this is only the second phase of Wolfie's punishment so there's still much worse to come.
Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Berlin, Germany, with a total combined weight of 470 pounds...accompanied by their manager Adolf Hitler, this is Gunther and Ludwig Kaiser, and they are Imperium!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/u4bgW9jpWlY4Entrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/ppo27i.mp3
>>18977236KWAB i love it but he needs to get much worse for the other 5
And their opponents...from the sleaze pits of Tortuga, at a total combined weight of 525 pounds...they are the plunderers of the seven seas, Scurvy Pierre and Scurvy Dheeg, The Scurvy Dogs! Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/P6SUBOyDoEQdEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/wgnmmq.mp3
Who will prevail: The bloodthirsty pirates or the ruthless Fourth Reich? Click below to find out.https://www.bitchute.com/video/AnjgPUkXPZGH
Here are your winners, Imperium!
We'll be right back after a quick word from our sponsors!
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>Yo, listen up dweebs! It's me, Big Sexy Kevin Nash. As you may know, I was, uh, brutally raped in the summer of 92. Needless to say, I was pretty upset when Mabel and the boys finally finished with me. I needed something to take my mind off the burning pain in my asshole, so I decided to go buy some pot. Unfortunately my pot dealer was black and so he just took my money and raped me again. So, with my asshole even more inflamed than before, I wandered into the local vape shop. The proprietor was a very nice gay gentleman who said he was quite familiar with this problem, and he gave me the strongest vape he had on hand. Unfortunately, that didn't help either and I spent the next three days screaming in pain and praying for the sweet release of death. But when I had finally made it through this terrible ordeal I realized that I had to create the strongest CBD/THC vape ever produced, because I knew only a super-powerful dose of cannabinoids would be enough to provide quick anal relief for a perpetual rape victim like myself. And the best part is, Kevin Nash vapes are now available to the general public for a nominal fee. Get a clue and buy one today! The next time your local thugs catch you alone in the alleyway and give you the business, just reach for that Kevin Nash vape and you'll feel better in no time. And the next time you walk into your local vape shop, Just remember this little jingle: >When you get raped>by a pack of apes>just reach for >that Kevin Nash vape
>Hi wrestling fans, it's me Dave Meltzer from WON, and I'm uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh here to tell you about my newest business venture. Since some of my other investments aren't making any money (not going to say which ones), I decided to start a chain of hamburger restaurants so that I can, uh, you know, serve good burgers to everyone. Oh but uhhhh these aren't just regular burgers, guys. These are MELTZER BURGERS. That's right, these burgers will uuuhhhh jump right out of the bag and start doing flips and cartwheels right there on your dinner table! They're also uhhhh guaranteed to do 500 false finishes whenever they have a match, and the whole thing will go on for several hours and none of what they say will be in English either. Yes, these burgers taste like uhhhh dog shit, but you're such a smark you'll eat these nasty motherfuckers and tell all your friends how great they are. That's the Meltzer Burger guarantee!
Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, at a total combined weight of 575 pounds...they are Hawk and Animal, the ROAD WARRIORS!
Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/MHrrtYPMwdncEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/9lfr18.mp3
And their opponents...from Bay City, Michigan, with a total combined weight of 560 pounds...ALL you hoochies get down on your knees for "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner and his brother "The Dog-faced Gremlin" Rick Steiner, The Steiner Brothers!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/eGJLiFn72dA6Entrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/b5sxmx.mp3
>>18977413this is the one i was really looking forward to, love both these teams
Alright, here is match number four, The Steiner Brothers Vs The Road Warriors:https://www.bitchute.com/video/1Wd0CVwzJqul
Here are your winners, The Road Warriors!
NOW TIME FOR ROCK TALK WITH GRUG! THIS BEST PART OF WHOLE SHOW! this time grug finish interview with ultimate warrior who save grug village from mighty tyrannosaurus when he have great vision give warning so grugs move to new cave. ok now grug give link. YOU WATCH OR GRUG WILL BONK! https://www.bitchute.com/video/Wv0wCtGnPZyJ
>>18977348kek send me one
Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall, and it will be our MAIN EVENT! Introducing first, from Death Valley, weighing 309 pounds...The Undertaker!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/zQND7yJ13eGFEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/qs1oly.mp3
And his opponent...from Sarasota, Florida, weighing 237 pounds...he is the one and only Macho Man Randy Savage!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/rKyPSeP2KnZFEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/hrvyc2.mp3
Alright it's time for our MAIN EVENT! Let's see what the Macho Man can do with the deadman!https://www.bitchute.com/video/39A3d2HixI5q
>>18977466love the choice of music, old AJPW tunes are the best
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner as the result of a disqualification...THE UNDERTAKER!
Alright, this is getting ridiculous. That's two weeks in a row where our main event has become a big mess. This little beef with Kane and the Undertaker is getting way out of hand, and so I have come to two important decisions:>#1: The Undertaker and Kane will face each other in the main event at Samhain Sacrifice.>#2: If either the Undertaker or Kane interrupts any more matches before that time, they will be immediately FIRED. I don't want to fire either of them, but if they continue to disrupt the rest of the show, I will have no choice. At Samhain Sacrifice, the brothers of destruction will collide with the Gigadimes title on the line. And on a lesser note, Mario made a real bad call tonight, so we will be switching referees again on the next episode. I'm gonna have to cut his hours so he understands what happens when you do a shitty job.
And now let's take a quick look at tonight's match results.
Here are the current rankings for each division. As you can see, this episode really didn't affect the contender rankings very much, as most of those who won were defending their spots from lower-ranked competitors.>ICP defended their #4 ranking against the Pajeets of Pain (tag divison)>Imperium defended their #2 ranking against the Scurvy Dogs (tag division)>The Midnight Express took the vacant #7 spot (tag division)>The Road Warriors defended their #1 ranking against the Steiners (tag division)>The Undertaker took the vacant #15 spot (heavyweight division)
Next time, the four teams who won their matches this week will compete for tag team gold. These four teams will compete in a special "King of the Mountain" match, which will make up the majority of next week's show. There will also be a singles main event, but that has not been decided as yet. I do realize that tag team wrestling isn't everyone's favorite, but it is essential to build all the divisions and make them worthy and I think you'll like what we have in mind.
Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes our broadcast for the evening. We thank everyone for coming out to enjoy it, as you all make our autistic efforts worthwhile. Despite all the difficulties this week, things continue to improve and they will continue to improve. So until next time, everyone, this is Pepe Von Erich and K-WAB Wrestling signing off.
>>18977742THANK YOU GOAT
>>18977767holy shit this deserves a bump. no homo.
>>18977949it is pretty comfy. I feel like this is what most wrestling would look like in a world without censorship.
>>18977565UAMFBN
Here's a little gift in case someone else wants to make memes about Keiji Mutoh selling pocket pussies lol.
>>18978054based, i might do that
>>18978012yeah it's supposed to be a little bit edgy and also completely over the top. if you don't want the bizarre storytelling aspect, you might as well go watch a real sport.
>>18978251I tried watching some mma and it just bored me. all those matches and not a single run in, no interesting drama, and theres only a tiny percentage of mma guys who can cut a good promo. besides mma is probably more or less rigged too.
>>18978349>more or lesskek you're giving them more credit than i would
great show
>>18977517I dig the caveman jokes lol
>>18977742What a show, great kino again from the great Pep.
>>18977672nice touch, i always thought real feds should do something like this
>>18977767lovin this shit, everything is well done
>>18978054I think i can find a use for this
Posting in a pedophile thread.
>>18979428>>18977442same,
all who spam pedo accusations should be thrown into a meat grinder.
>>18979428>>18979696we're not in a joshipedo thread though
Why is everyone always so defense here to false things?
>>18979719good morning mr manju lol
>>18979702Are they really accusations if they've already been proven true and confessed to?
>>18979928only thing that's for sure is that at least two people are involved. when an anon was defending op when the supposed dox was posted he shared screencaps to prove op wasn't part of the waifu group, but it revealed one anon joined the original version of op's fed. it explains why there is always someone defending the op and deflecting here. how they linked up is a mystery, but maybe the accusations about using certain communication platforms has some truth.
>>18977742I wonder when Captain Confederate is going to have his first match? Just a little suggestion for next week's main event single match.
>>18979428>>18979696>>18979702>>18979928>>18980053The identity of the alleged pedophile in question was identified in the last episode.
>>18981172quite true
>>18980053lol look at this fag trying to play investigator. hey, here's a thought, maybe people disagree with you because you're a douche and not because of any weird alleged discord conspiracy. there's a little lead for you, sherlock.
>>18977597yeah whoever was doing their themes in the 90s was absolutely godlike
another great episode PVE, keep it up
>>18978054based peps helping the community lol
>>18980528It's funny that you should mention that, because a Captain Confederate debut is one of the options I am considering for next week's main event. Obviously his debut will happen soon but it may or may not happen next week.
loved the silliness in ME vs briscoes and ICP vs the jeets, very creative and funny. manju being sacriiced in the temple of doom was a nice touch.
>>18982777dimes
>>18977383>>18977236despite what some may say, kev was raped that fateful day.
>>18983346oh yes it's damn true
Hey Robert
WOOOOOOO
>>18983894lol you're still trying to get this bullshit over? fuck off wolfbitch, you failed yet again.
>>18983894>wolfie finally admits that nash was rapedLOL apparently the torture worked>>18977236
>>18984045>>18984095>Everyone that makes fun of me is my boogeyman Cringe.
>>18983894Oh dear.
>>18984108>gets exposed and embarassed >tries the same shit againcringe
>>18984169yeah wolfie really is too dumb to learn from anything, he actually thinks he can larp as someone else
>>18984202Takes talent some people hasLook at Jim pretending to be Bryan pretending to not come from new jersey
>>18984214kek good point
bump
only wrestling show im actually enjoying lately
>>18977341sieg fucking heil
>>18983894Chat is this true?
>>18977341Can't wait for Hogan to recover to kick those Nazi Scum into orbit.
>>18983192Nice digits, I was hoping to see one of those itt. Just to give an update, I have decided that the main event for next week should actually just be the tag team title match. It's definitely the most important thing on the card, so it wouldn't make sense for anything else to be the main event. That means our singles match will be an opening match rather than a main event.
>>18985535makes good sense, any idea what the singles match will be?
>>18985725King and I are discussing a number of different options, but right now we are thinking Vader Vs Roman Reigns.
>>18985804the mastodon against the coconut nigger, sounds basado to me
this was much better than i expected it to be
Pepe Von Erich fucks his brother in the main event next week
>>18987110control your tourettes syndrome little corky, i know it's hard but please try.
>>18987303cope
>>18987328that was good, you made one whole post without blurting out any degenerate shit. it was only one word but i guess that's a start.
>>18987110He's into little girls, specifically 11 year olds
>>18987356
>>18987398and there you go descending back into the bowels of your tourette's syndrome. you were doing good for a minute there, but i guess this is why the spartans used to throw all retarded babies down a deep hole. you can't be cured lol.
Say Pep, I don't know if you appreciate any hiring suggestions but Val Venis has been on a long run of sipping SJW tears and ranting on them on Twitter, while at the same time hasn't been getting another lady to the bushes for years. I think he got the right attitude for this promotion. So what do you say? Wanna give the Big Valbowski a shot?
>>18987413Stop raping kids Pepe
that part
>>18987415hmmmmm, that's an interesting idea. I hadn't really considered him but there is definitely good potential there. Let me see if I can think up a good storyline for him and if I can do that, I can give him a shot. I always liked the big Valbowski.
>>18987467mmmmmmmmm badass
>>18987413kek
>>18987413Cooked that pig
>>18987110>>18987398>>18987432Seek help and see >>18981172, wolfbitch.Nash was raped.
>>18990661oh its damn true
>>18987415i'll second this suggestion, val venis was hilarious back in the day and his character would work even better in an uncensored environment.
>"Triple H would shit his pants.">"He thinks his shit doesn't stink"-on Mr. Perfect>"Hacksaw Jim Duggan." Now HE'D be the first to tell you that his shit stinks!">"It looks like someone took a big ass shit and named it "Bad News Brown!">"OOOOOH YEAH! THE MACHO MAN'S GOING TO EAT YOUR ASS!">scrappy>angry>confrontational>former felon>alcoholicThere has never been a man more primed and more worthy to challenge for the Gigadimes championship. Put the strap on him, PVE; he's ready, brother.
>>18991577lol this actually would be a good comedy gimmick
>>18991577Ok I like this idea, tourettes guy in K-WAB is happening. I don't know about putting the strap on him, but I do have the perfect opponent in mind for him.
Thanks for elevating my boredom at work Pepe with this thread
>>18991828No problem fren, glad you enjoyed the show.
>>18991816>FUCK SALT
I can't imagine what life must be like for Lundy to get this worked over some anon simulating wrestling matches and making jokes 99% of the people who post here have made at one point or another.His life has to be a living hell to dedicate this many years to crying about some shit Nash himself laughed at and moved on from. I know his excuse is that he's some LE EPIC TROLL but given the amount of time he has spent keeping this gimmick up that excuse doesn't fly anymore. Gimmick or not, to spend this much time you've gotta be one pathetic faggot.
>>18992208agree, lundy needs to eat shit and die of hepatitis.
>>18992208well it wouldn't be the first time he grew a giant hate boner for a particular person.
>>18992208It's cause it's not just him, he's working with Iyo cord and Bryan Dunn to take K-WAB down. They paid for a pi to find PVE
>>18993389These people don't scare me in the least, if they do somehow manage to dox me they will find out the hard way that when you play stupid games you win stupid prizes.
Imagine being such a buttfucking annoying faggot that the only "friends" you're capable of making are a bunch of fucking TRANNIES from discord.Imagine thinking spamming their pedo friends and idols while throwing baseless accusations is making any semblance of a difference, never mind repair Nash's asshole.Imagine coming every day to a website that collectively hates your flavourless autistic ass and actively seeking out things to be mad about. Imagine trannies thinking that they can be women.Imagine your parents hating you because you won't take your meds.That's you, wolfbitchnigger. That's you and your suicide-waiting-room discord troon friends amount to: being the shiniest turds in a bowl of trannypiss and shit. You have more KWAB's for your Wrestler's Court sentence, if I remember correctly.Can't wait for next weeks episode.
>>18993389What a bunch of fucking retards.
>>18983894>Hey Henry..."
>>18992208Holy fucking seethe. Lmao Lundy won bruh, you gonna have to accept this. It's been over two years and you're still here crying daily.
>>18994515>Lundy wonFaggot of the Year isn't anything to be proud of there, tranny.
>>18994524Don't worry bruh this year is your year!
>>18994524kek cooked that pig
>>18994548>>18994888Both of you tranny faggots are gonna %41 yourself before this year is even over.
>>18995022and that's why trannies won't be a problem at all in 10 years. with an annual population drop of 41% and a low replacement rate, they're kinda fucked over the long haul.
>>18995136Exactly. This is why any sort of "threat" or "own" or "gotcha" is just wind. Just keep bullying these faggots in dresses back to their discord goon cave so they can kill themselves in peace there. I'm doing my part to ensure tranny suicide.I hope you are too, fren.
>>18994548>>18994888>>18995136LOL TRANNIES
>>18995211but of course good sir. got to keep those trees full of dangling troons lol.
Wolfie you fucked this niggers brain all to hell. He is still seething lmao.
>>18995334Stay mad little bitch boi
>>18995530talking to yourself can be a sign of mental illness.
>>18995530Basedo. I always liked wolfie. Cryin Bryan memes were hilarious
>>18995710lol nobody likes you wolfie thats how i know its you
>>18995530>>18995551Sorry trannies, but all the validation you're seeking from other people repulsed by your haggard appearance, your five o'clock shadows, your baritone voices and the repugnant smell emanating from that New Dehli-street corner you have inbetween your legs there can all be found after you and your xisters suckstart a shotgun. Better yet, you can always slit your wrists and livestream it for us. Do it and announce it when you're going to; I'll get a four day nut waiting just for you.>>18995710Hi wolfbitch. Nice company you got here. Still bragging about sucking smooth tranny penis?
>>18995829BAWK!
It's obvious OP is just making up fake drama and samefagging to try and stir up interest in these threads. He's blamed wolfcuck, trannies, the iyo general, and anons still don't care. Try hogwheels or bitchtits next maybe you can get some of the consolewarriors here so your gay little threads can draw a dime.
>>18996195kek gottem
>>18996399cry more please
>>18996399Kill yourself, please.
>>18996399>It's obvious wolfbitch is just crying to a bunch of dudes in dresses on trooncord because he's finally getting the attention he never does in real life but not in the way his bitch brain wants it or his intelligence quotient is able to comprehend so he posts pictures of his pedo father in prison like the 8-pound waterhead projecting faggot that he is. He's blamed Shankism, his pedophile dad that drinks cause he cries, the 92 Crew, his unwavering homo lust for his buttdaddy Daniel Bryan, and anons still laugh at his sperg ass. He just keeps coming here taking 'L' after 'L', bullet after bullet, and he even brings a bunch of troons clowns with him along for the ride because a bunch of faggot rejects is the only company that can tolerate him so long as they don't have to personally interact with him and exchange odours. Try bragging about sucking on your girlfriends smooth tranny penis or posting your gay porn collection or Rikishi's ass or your scat fetish stories where you go into deep detail about you desperately want to felch cum out of Bastion Booger's shitcaked asshole and maybe next time you can actually find the courage to walk away form the computer to encounter a bar of soap and maybe a job application so that you actually make use of your walking-talking waste of protoplasm ass.
Great show.
Bump.
>>18999437kek wolfbitch do be like that
Really enjoyed this weeks show Pepe. How about next week you do Daniel Bryan vs Birdie in an anal submission match?
>>19000840
>>19000840but wolfie, you already lost an anal submission match to king mabel a few episodes ago. daniel bryan is a true professional so he wouldn't steal your gimmick like that.
>>19000840>>19000911
>>19000840you got em seething in record time.
a fine show as usual
>>19001055>>19001055Yeah, but you're still a troon and wolfie's a bitch ass sperg. How is that a victory?
>>19001055
>>19001718It's just splendid
>>19002405Well, if being the shiniest turd in a bowl of shit is the hill you're going to die on, hey. At least you're dead.
>>19000911Meanwhile, he just lazily copy and pastes other people's memes and just flips shit around caus ehe can't muster the creativity to come up with anything original himself.
>>19000911Can't wait to see the other deadly KWABS. Being forced to watch Nash's assrape on repeat ala Clockwork Orange style must be a little grating on his weak mind and long useless reputation.
>>19002682this and he also loves that ai slop for some reason
>>19003267Once again, laziness. No originality. No creativity.
>>19003222Wolfie finna get raped just like Nash and that 11 year old girl Pepe raped
>>19003279
Didn't really expect this thread to still be up, but since it is, I am pleased to announce that we have added Sabu Vs Hayabusa to next week's card.
>>19003300
>>19003300Based dub dubs. You should book that girl you R'd vs yourself in a squash. Heel heat brother.
>>19003533
>>19003543KWAB. Just like that little coal burner PVE R'd. Funny enough Nash is one too.
>>19003579Maybe PVE could have a match where The Pajeets of Pain dig up Tristen's corpse and fart wet curry dust all over the dust while sticking their weird brown wieners in remaining bone chunks.
>>19003626Kek, actually that gives me a better idea, Tristen vs the kid PVE raped in a Raped Bitch match. Loser gets stuffed with 5 BBCs. PVE can guest referee. Only ONE person's hole isn't getting stuffed in that match!
>>19003671Hey, I got an even BETTER idea. How about next episode, you livestream your suicide for us ala pic related? It's only Wednesday; I'll muster a three day nut just for the occasion.
>>19003686kek I like it. wolfie vs a noose and a tree in a handicap loser-leaves-life deathmatch.
>>19003686>getting this mad because Nash got raped like PVE's victim Wolfie having a bad day lmao
>>19003833You got proof of your claims?Or you just being an attention whoring faggot?
>>19003847Wolfie, Nash himself addressed his rape. What more do you need Lundy? How much longer are you gonna cry about it?
>>19003876I'm not Wolfbitch; I hate that faggot.
>>19003885Whatever you say Lundy, just know like that 11 year old girl PVE raped, Nash's anal virginity was taken and you falseflagging is never gonna change that fact.
>>19003910Only wolfbitch and his merry band of faggots from trooncord post about babyrape like the demented douchebag, gutterslime, dog crap, puke chunks that they are. You're not fooling anyone here by fixating and projecting your pedo shit onto PVE the night your dad came into your room and took away your innocence no matter how hard you cried no. Away with you, scum.
>>19004269PVE raped an 11 year old girl, not a baby Wolfie. Just like how your hero Nash got blacked.
>>19004335You got any proof of these claims of yours, or you just gonna continue to be the obfuscating pussyfart?
>>19004354There's been plenty of evidence ITT of Nash's rape wolfcuck, not sure why you're deliberately ignoring it.
>>19004387Post proof or forever be a faggot, then.
>>19004412https://youtu.be/-841xGlAr_oYou can watch Nash bring up his savage gang rape on his very own podcast wolfcuck!
>>19004438Once again, I'm not fucking Lundy.YOU'RE the one who came here throwing unsubstantiated shit at PVE and you have no proof. Likely no penis either.So where's your proof about your claims about K-WAB's owner...or are you just a deflective, big dumb buttfucking faggot all butthurt because he's lampooning your oversensitive ass?
>>19004523Here's your (You), faggot.
>>19004542Wolfbitch you've been around here long enough to know we don't sign our posts here lmao.
>>19004562Is this you, faggot?
>jobbing to wolfcuck of all people Maybe the true KWAB was the thread all along.
>>19004818Sure, bitch. Sure.
>>19004335Do you ever stop thinking about nasty pedo shit? Shut the fuck up you degenerate pervert. If you really don't have anything else to say but that, you should glue your fucking lips shut.
>>19004687>signs two posts in a row with "faggot" I accept your confession my son, perform a thousand hail marys and perhaps the lord will forgive you.
>>19005383I accepted you being a retard at the beginning of this exchange. Concede all you want; its a hollow victory.
>>19005427Nta but why do you bother turning the trip off? No normal anon would feel the need to defend the honor of some OP of a thread for hours unless you were in a discord or something with them. And I'll take you at your word you're not running a discord so it's obvious you're OP.
>>19005623I'm neither Pepe Von Erich nor do I use a VPN.
>>19005623Don't use discord either.
>>19005427>wolfie is now ripping on himself and kevin nash to further his deception efforts. Truly sad. this is what failure after failure does to a mf.
>>19005623no normal anon would feel the need to spam pedophilic filth all over the place like you do, so let's not even talk about "normal".
>>19005698>>19005707Can't buy that, like I said unless you DID have a discord and knew OP outside of 4chan, you wouldn't be dedicated to replying to every bait post anons throw out there.>>19005752This is only my second post in this thread. You can just reply once, no need to do three posts.
>>19005781Whatever, shitbat. Believe whatever you want.
>>19005781lol go eat shit, you are a liar and a degenerate pervert. people are arguing with you because you are a liar, a pervert, and a lolcow.
>>19005874Okay, continue to keep falling for bait then.
>>19005961Very well.Continue being a thin-skinned bitch and keep responding back.
daaaaamn wolfie just keeps kwabbing himself, sure glad I'm not him
>>19006230Today it was mostly Bryan Dunn and Iyo Cord members. They don't know I'm watching.
>>19006263makes sense, i did notice a few little differences in the posting styles. give em hell anon.
>>19006329BAWK!
>>19006739dear god it really is true
>>18976080Wow
Bump
