[Excellent News] Zoey Stark has received believer's baptism.
We NEED her to rebuke GCW and their gay ways.
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>>18987475same weird cult church as frazer
Just when I thought I couldn't love her anymore, now I find out she follows ChristWife material, I don't care if she has a Pepe face
>>18987504She unironically turns me on more than bayley face wise.
>>18987475Praise God
>>18987475Top Fucking Kek
>>18987475Christ is Lord
Jesus is lord!
>>18987475based. tho they should make the females wear white t shirts for the baptism, if ya know what i mean
>>18987475Yay God
>AJ Styles, Nathan Frazier, Zoey StarkWho else is part of TCR (The Christian Revival)?
God will never forgive her for what she has done with her dog.
>>18987614Wrong white woman
God can't make her not dimeless
>>18987475As a Christian, good for her but that weird ass cult church she & Nathan Frazer are with seems sus af
>>18987475What's with burgers getting baptized at shopping malls, parking lots and public pools some point late in life? Normal church not quirk chungus enough?
>>18987661Zoey is still so shocked from her botch that she might be fearing not returning to the ring and is trying to cope however she can.
>>18987639just turning Christianity into a weird cult-grift to make cash, whats new
>>18987671Many such cases. Sad!
>>18987475Reddit is not going to like this one at all
>>18990262I generally lean agnostic, but I swear nothing has the potential to point me in the direction of religion more than seeing all the bullshit that leftist atheists do and believe in
>>18987475UHHHHHHHHHH........ BASED!?!?!??!?!?
>>18987475so this is what jesus looks like?
>>18987475>i have decidedAmericans have lost the point
>>18987609Nia Jax baptized herself at SeaWorld last year iirc
>>18990376kek
I never understood the mega church stuff that seemingly all of these guys get swept up in
we DO love Jesus here
>>18987475sweet Baby Jeebus
She's come so far
>>18987475>still refuses to wear the booty shorts
>>18987475based, I can already smell the seething troons get offended
>>18987475why do so many of these wrestlers get involved in this same weird baptist/evangelical cult shit
why does god allow kids to suffer with cancer and molestation?
>>18991431wait, isn't baptism catholic? smarten me up, what is this?
>>18991981A lot of these new movements are just the "I'm not religious but I'm very spiritual" of Christianity, they take disparate bits from every other denomination and throw them together without thought. "We'll do confessions but we'll also have some happy-clappy sing-songs and then we'll have cool orthodox robes and it'll be neat"
>>18991981https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baptistsbaptism as an act is not only performed by catholics.this is a vast oversimplification but denominations of american protestant christianity are generally considered mainline or evangelical. mainline denominations would be like methodist, lutheran, presbyterian. the big evangelical one is baptist. if you ever hear someone call themselves a nondenominational christian they're also likely practically just a baptist. mainline churches tend to be more liberal, evangelical churches tend to be more conservative.evangelical churches are the ones that do all the retarded shit you see in american protestantism.>megachurches>rock concerts and roller coasters in church>cult-like behavior and recruitment>"christian zionism" (i.e. worship israel above all else)many of these born-again wrestlers are a part of the same weird evangelical church that's big in that part of florida, a lot of them get recruited into it in NXT.
>>18992095I thought that was more of a "700 Club" 90s kind of thing? I thought that religious grift shift was over and done with, with the except of Jehovah Witnesses and shit
>>18987475Can't help but think of that series The Righteous Gemstones whenever I see church shit done like this.
>>18987497Is it the same church? Is that why Thea left Frazer? She needed to get that premarital dickin
>>18990376 Big bitch is Anti-vax, but will get blessed and baptized in PiPis Splash town, go figure!
>>18987609Roman.You guys think they tithe?
>>18987661It’s America, we dont have churches like Europeans do because our country isn’t as old as yours isOur churches aren’t in old buildings because we don’t have old buildings in the same way that Europeans have old buildingsOur churches look modern to you, like shopping malls etc etc, because that’s just what our buildings look like, and it actually gives architects and designers a lot more freedom over what they choose to build because we’re not trying to make all our buildings look like they’re from 1000 years ago like all the European churches are
I have way more respect for actual cults that live in the woods and come into town to sell pencils than I do these marks who fall for mega churches. A camel cannot pass through the eye of a needle.
>>18991290holy shit lmao
>>18987475Shame she wasn't baptized into the One True Church and therefore is still going to hell.Them's the breaks.
>>18987475Worked mark
>>18992798>I thought that religious grift shift was over and done withlol no bro, did you think they wouldn't also take advantage of the internet and social media?
>>18991290Nigga, is this real or AI
>>18992810Frazer unironically dumped Thea because he hallucinated that Jesus Christ appeared in his bedroom and told him not to have sex before marriage, he's nuts, he walks around talking to himself all the time and then he tells you "wow, I just had a visit from the holy spirit hombre"
>>18987475The lord have mercy on her knees in her time of need and prosperity. Lord help her fight the temptations of lesbianism and vapid harlots like Sonya DeVille who wear the devil moniker with pride and wrath.
>>18992864Nah they go to Purgatory.
>>18990332I think Christianity is just as much of a cult as modern liberalismBut I'd rather live among Christians because at least the majority of its followers actually try to be decent, compassionate people that contribute positively to society
>>18990262People are insanely cruel to Zoey for no reason anyway.
>>18992864Your pope just blessed a block of ice bro
>>18993029it's dakotafagsthey hate her for injuring dakota right before she got released
>>18993123How does Dakota Kai somehow have the most toxic fanbase of any wrestler in the world?
>>18993287she was an indie darling that everyone except the most desperate freaks moved on from
>>18991431all the samoans are crazy biblebashers. I don't know how you have so little respect for your own culture that you let the white man's religion subsume your identity.
>>18991290What am I meant to be seeing? That looks literally nothing like her
>>18993047If it means vampires will think twice before putting ice cubes in their bloody marys I'm all for it.
>>18993047Based.
>>18987639kek you chriscucks are hilarious, it's all a cult
>>18993583In this moment you are euphoric.
>>18991927Because it's their free will to have cancer.
>Christfagging in 2025
>>18993431>white man's religionDidn't Christianity start in the middle east?
>>18995031Yup.Incidentally, the True Church is Orthodox, not Catholic.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPPfD_crxQg
>>18993593He's right and you have no counterarguement but ad hominems
>>18995049It's only an ad hominem if it's offered as a reason to dismiss an argument.You aren't even making an argument. That makes it an insult, which is just fine in a debate.
>>18995057Fair enough but your post is clearly implying he's a dumb atheist redditor. Which he may be but he's also right. You are implying negative things about him because you don't like what he's saying.
>>18987520I've had Zoey as my top wrestling waifu ever since her NXT daysI rarely bring it up on here because the board pretty much universally thinks she's uglyI still like her because she has a nice personality in shoot interviews, and she has a nice fit bodyI generally think her face is cute but I can see the flaws that others see too. Her wrinkles/sagging skin on parts of her face, her large eyes, and she has a pretty 'strong' side profileBut I don't care, I still think she's hot
>>18993444Nothing?
