book his big league debut
>>18993165dave is too old
>>18993165>Keeps hitting random kids at ringside with chair shots and insisting they're actually his opponent in disguise
>>18993165Goes over clean Cody clean at Saudimania, brother!!
>>18993185kek
>>18993165>promos are all about instances of faces acting like heels against him>he was actually the heel in each one of them, but he repeats his tales often enough for marks to buy it>smarks get banned from events for mentioning storyline inconsistencies
>>18993165Inferno match vs Brian Kendrick
>>18993165>books the hoss of the company to fight everyone for him>if threatened starts talking about his allergies and being oppressed >embezzles the gate bag>claims arena was promised to him 3000 years ago and moves in there
>>18993165Gets an entrance like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRiOw3qGYq4but instead of John Cena lookalikes it's a bunch of evangelical cucks throwing their money and foreskins at him.
>>18993165>permanently carries a MITB briefcase
>>18993165Heel in 109 consecutive feuds. Thinks he's the face regardless.
Endless boring heel vs. heel feud with Sami Zayn and a returning Muhammad Hassan that pops the 65+ demo every time but gets everyone else to change the channel.
>gets paid compensation by the biggest feds despite not being on the roster because his mother was allegedly near the Molson center in 9th of November '97, despite no records of her living in Montreal exist and all presented documents have metadata of original being written on Microsoft Word 2002/XP *.doc format
>>18993165His interfering muscle guys beat up his opponent while he himself sells like he's Shawn vs. Hogan.
>>18993165Feud with Sami Zayn, take the championship from him thanks to a surprise MJF intervention at Royal Rumble, with Goldberg as a manager and ATT behind him.Keep on fueling the feud with a surprise return of Muhammad Hassan or Mustafa Ali, culminate at the rumble for a championship match full of run in, where Gunther music kicks in and no one is truly sure which side he'll take.
>>18993165>gets ambushed in the locker room by the heel stable>squashes them all in fair fights>crowd boo him for some reason>gunther hates him for no apparent reason
>>18993382>"NIGGA HEIL HITLER">Kanye West shows up next to Gunther on the ramp
>chickenshit heel that gives up when their elimination chamber door (wooden) won't open, so they bitch every week to management until they get their match at WM (RR winner changes their sights onto the jannetty title)
>>18993397I see you're already trying out this gimmick >>18993281
>>18993404I would piss myselfIf they could clear his nitro huffing ass he would be schizo dimesGive him a black kkk hood with shutter shades
>>18993165Barry Horowitz needs to be his manager
>>18993165>goes over Mr. America>books himself as GM of the whole brand>starts feuds between different ethnicity based stables
>>18993165>the two mega-stables that have dominated the fed for the past 200 years for some reason both protect him and attack anyone who tries to beat him
>special...
>>18993185popped my ass
>blown 1,000 Shofars>never drew a shekel
