YOU'VE BEEN...THUNDER KECKED!
>>19002223Ya gotta love the Keckster.
>>19002223I'm super pissed cause you know God damn well they're gonna run his ass through the WWE name generator and he will be rebranded as Storm Jej or some stupid shit.
>>19002299His name is Shiloh Hill
>>19002299>Storm Jejoh you got me there, brother
>>19002308Holy fuck lmao WWE sucks so fucking bad.
>>19002223The Shoe Man!
Ty "The Zoz" Phoon
>>19002308>This guys a star college football player named Thunder Justice Keck>HOT SHIT LET'S NAME HIM SHILOH HILL AND GIVE HIM A DANCING GIMMICK!Paul is every bit as bad as Vince.
I wonder when he'll get a fake tooth put in, not saying I want him to do it just that I feel like it's inevitable
>>19002223
when will the Beast accompany him to the ring
>>19002299jej
Knock I came for your soul
So no more showman dark web stuff?
>>19002299>Storm JejI popped and desu would have been better than the name he actually got.
>>19002223whens it gonna be Hunter Smallback's time?
>>19002394do they say these fucking names out loud before they slap them on some guy?
>>19002688I think Shiloh Hill is a good name.
I like him cause I liked this book as a kid
>>19002381He's native American, that's where it comes from
>>19002780I just keep thinking he played Playstation 2 way too much
>>19002458these are actual names by the way
>>19002458>look this dude upI don't think he's ever actually wrestled. All he does is post about fishing which is basically advertising yourself as the most aggressively boring guy on the planet.
bumping for coy wanner
>>19002308Was Timothy Flowers already taken?
>>19002978It's a cool name regardless. Thunder Keck is a dude I would watch, Shiloh Hill isnt
>>19002299popped me
>>19002223My little brother found this guy on tiktok and said hes cool. He doesn't watch wrestling
>>19002223https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kak7YZJdSBwHe is unironically decent at promo.
>>19004556Promo's good.
>>19003013I honestly dont get why they do this. all the best names are random shit like the rock, stone cold, kane, undertaker, macho man. nobody gives a fuck about guys with normal names
>>19004575those are their REAL names
>>19004556Mmmmm that's badass.
>>19004587Nah, you can't work me.
>>19002299I kecked
>>19002978Oh that's even worse.A shoot native American with a shoot badass name that has legitimate badass heritage, and they give him a derelict kvetching Jew name.If I were cutting a promo on him I'd call him Shylock, fuck that Shiloh name Jesus fucking Christ.And if he's retorting, he can say "I'm gonna clap your ass like the Thunder I am"But he'd need to use his shoot untrademarkable name.WWE doesn't need the trademark revenue anyway, they're sorted.
>>19003007>Silent Hill - Shiloh Hill>Resident Evil - Renée Evil>Parasite Eve - Tina Taper (after tapeworm)>Syphon Filter - Scythe Fillman>Spyro the Dragon - Sonny "the Dragon" Spire>Tekken - Ken TekI could get employed doing this shit
>>19002265kek this guy sucks
>>19005257I think you should be employed to do that. Ken Tek is fucking genius in it's simplicity.
>>19005257Absolute dogshit.
>>19004610Football America has been wildin' for a few decades now.
>>19002223I randomly came across a video of this dude trying to trace the origins of a tracking device he found in a shoe he bought off the dark web, also why the fuck did they not just use his real name thunder Keck, instead they're calling him Shiloh
>>19007535wtf is a redshirt
>>19002223kek
>>19002223https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AqjqOqNrjwThis should be his theme. Kinda catchy for modern day garbage. Will get him over with the younger crowd.
>>19002393He had one, and it just popped off while he was eating pizza.
>>19007621You will get slop from Def Rebel's Suno account and you will like it.
>>19007621That is absolutely horrible
>>19007621I refuse to believe mediocre elevator music such as this is actually popular with anyone but the bot farms music industry pays to make them have millions views to pump the algo
>>19007528There's a name in that too: Abby Doo
>>19007757Kids and retards exist
>>19002299>JejThe jannetty of Geg
>>19002308>His name is Shiloh HillWhile I, like everyone, hate that name... he did have good reason. WWE wants to hold the copyright of the name and he didn't want to agree to that. Most don't. So they name generator for the athletes typically. In this case, Thunder Keck picked his own name. "Shiloh" comes from one of his favorite artists and "Hill" is a reference to the game "Silent Hill". In fact the name "Shiloh Hill" sounds similar to "Silent Hill" on purpose for this.Deep down while Thunder is a monster on the outside, he's a nerd and a programmer who works on AI development outside the ring. He even worked for Musk at Tesla working on the AI programming for the cars. Sports is just something physical for him to do which is why he's a former football athlete. Thunder is closer to being ONE OF US than anything else.Fucking love his mother naming him Thunder Justice Keck. That's a true Gen X mom.
Looks like Roman
>>19002223ONE OF USONE OF USONE OF US
>>19002223This guy is from deep New England and talks southern, fuckin weirdo
>>19008400I'm Dutch and talk southern too from time to time.Hear enough southern wrestling promos and you pick up on it.
