Pitch me a fucking gimmick, pal.
>>19009704I'm android remotely controlled by a midget at ringside
>>19009704A short steroid using Australian man who’s wife is more successful than him.
>>19009704guy from samoa
10 foot tall black guy trapped in the body of a 5'4 hapa.
>>19009704A cute racist Japanese Girl who thinks she's white who's hell bent on taking over the world.
>>19009711I'm not your guy, friend.
>>19009704guy who is really good at didgeridoo and distracts people with his didgeridoo
Name: Lube ManReal Name: Unknown (his identity keeps “slipping through the cracks”)Billed From: “Parts Unknown... and Very Moist”Weight: A slippery 206 lbs. (varies depending on... saturation)Entrance Theme: A sleazy saxophone riff over a bass-boosted bottle squeeze soundFinisher:- “The Grease Trap” – A submission move where he coats himself in lube mid-match, slides behind his opponent, and locks in a rear-naked choke.- “The Slippery Slope” – A top-rope flying elbow... but he always overshoots and lands halfway across the ring.No one knows where he came from, only that he appeared one day—glistening, oily, and impossibly evasive. Security cameras can’t catch him. Every time someone tries to pin him, he slips out like a bar of soap in a prison shower.He claims to be the “Living Avatar of Frictionless Justice”, here to slide into your nightmares and dismantle the rigid systems of wrestling physics.Notable Quote:>“You can’t hit what you can’t grip, brother.”
>>19009827What are you MakiHikaruTakeshktaNoGoItohIKnowYokoOno?
>>19009704Ok Here we go.This is a gem.I actually found a way to make Nikki Bella interesting.Maybe some of you know that small comedy video of the one chick doing anime style voice over and then the cameraman says "Cut!" and she replies "THANK FUCK!" and proceeds to drink big gulps from a giant captain Morgan bottle. That video, along with South Park's Randy Marsh in his gluten free lager phase, were inspirational.Nikki Bella basically should always be seen with the following props:>wine carton in one hand>empty wine glass with microphone sticking out of it in the other>baseball cap worn sideways or backwards.Constantly bitching and complaining, however in a jester kind of way with some truth and half truth mixed in. (pointing fingers with wine carton still in hand, etc.)During promos and segments, mic shall always remain in the wine glass. When she talks as well.When her opponents talk, have her get bored, swinging the wine glass around, having the mic make clanking sounds over the speakers.Opponents finished, Bella bored and annoyed, asks "ARE YOU DONE?!", opponent says yes or nods, Bella "OH THANK FUCK!! ... here hold my glass.">hands glass to opponent, interviewer or ref to hold >opens wine carton and audibly gulps from it>wipes mouth with hand>demands wine glass with mic back so she can talk.In the rare case both hands might actually be needed for something, have her wear a "beer helmet" but with wine glasses. Have her sip from it visibly, occasionally spit it out when opponent said something stupid etc. Also in that mode have her carry and use a whistle like Fonzie for maximum annoyance.Since Bella still looks fantastic, the audience will fall in love with her and her behavior in no time because she's relatable and in a weird way desirable even more (because "humanized").>imb4 that should be Bayley's gimmick.No, it would fit her too well. Bella could deliver a shock value to that character that Bayley couldn't.
>>19009856(addendum)Have Bella come with to ringside for commentary with three wine glasses and a carton.Let her pour wine in all of them but keeps the three glasses to herself, not offering out any.
>>19009856Boozer Bella, that's good shit pal. Let's take it for a walk.
>>19009704Willy WinnerHe winsNever loses
>>19009704I escaped from an insane asylum and i'm really fucking crazy. I paint my face like a killer clown and my entrance music is Sanitarium by Metallica. I don't cut promos, I just go growl into the mic and laugh maniacally, the only words I say are "doom" "pain" and "suffer". I carry a cow's heart to the ring and take bites out of it. In the ring, I'm impervious to pain and I can't be beaten. I don't sell and my opponents must cower, knowing they are helpless. When I'm going super saiyan, instead of dropping the straps (I wear a blood stained boiler suit so I can't) I lower my kickpads (worn over my boiler suit) and unleash karate kicks. My finisher is a middle rope Burning Hammer rolled into a Falcon Arrow called the KALI YUGA. Ring names I'm thinking about are AZRAEL or HERMES EURONYMOUS LERAJE LAVEY (H.E.L.L) I'm basically 6ft with lifts if that matters.
Take a joke midcarder, R-Truth is perfect for this. Have him wrestle a mundane match. During the match he gets hit in the head so hard that it changes him into a early Goldberg WCW era wrestler where he just destroys his opponents. I am talking 20 second squash matches. Have him defeat like multiple wrestlers at a time to show how indestructible he is. Have him tear through the entire midcard roster until he gets a title shot. Lets do intercontinental because we don't want to go too far. During the match he immediately tries to spear his opponent again but misses and hits his head again and reverts back to his goofy gimmick and has no idea where he is and immediately gets pinned and loses. You can milk this in the future where wrestlers are afraid to hit him in the head and randomly have him activate his killer mode in like the Royal Rumble but it gets shut down shortly after.
>>19009704The gimmick is i'm an unchained animal that the company has paid the prisons to basically have me work for nothing instead of rotting in jail, you just pump me full of roids and my entrance is me covered in a dozen chains being carefully led by a couple of refs, then when they unchain me i sprint to the ring and just go "heart attack at 28" ape mode on my opponents. Can do a gimmick episode where i get loose from my chains backstage and the entire show.
>>19009711Interesting. Are he and his wife being cyberstalked by a fat, mentally disabled Bulgarian man?
You give me the belt. And then I beat everyone.
>>19010280sounds like you are some kind of homicidal, suicidal, genocidal, death-defying maniac
>>19010404How did you know my gimmick bro??
>>19009827
>>19009855Nah, we just call her Poi.
>>19009704The Dog Watcher. You watch dogs. Not like walk or take care of them, you just watch them on your phone. Eventually you'll be paired up with Roman "The Big Dog" Reigns but it will be a little creepy, potentially gay.
