WWE Crown Jewel Gamethread #7
why do I like this shit
>>19024428>the Snake vs Liquid of wrestling
>>19024428Drones, your bread makers suck
VERY entertaining match so far
>The crowd telling them which move to doKino as fuck kek
this is the most ridiculously retarded yet based match of all time
This is so based
women match cleared this god awful slop match
Cole popped himself reminding himself of the anCole lock
WMD when?
these guys delivered
can we get a one winged angel
no Christian tribute?
>>19024478pussy
*insert one move here* COVER!...KICK OUT!*insert one move here* COVER!...KICK OUT!*insert one move here* COVER!...KICK OUT!*insert one move here* COVER!...KICK OUT!*insert one move here* COVER!...KICK OUT!
>>19024454Cause it's entertaining
I'll be happy once I see a ballsplex.
Is the AA the weakest finisher ever? Cena needs to hit like 10 of them to put someone down for good.
>>19024495this match is underwater
>>19024428I wanna suck on AJ so bad, but really put a heavy focus on tickling his balls during.
I never noticed AJ selling close counts like tha with him suddenly starting awake. That's neat
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
OKADA TRIBUTE
>>19024485WELLLLLthat was the heel and face turn
MMMMMMMM
>AJ is unironically THE person that have the best in-ring chemistry with Cena.Based big bible man.
holy shit tombstone lol
Thank You CENA
>>19024428Who is trannyhashi?
Good match
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
BIG MATCH JOHN
MMMMMMMMMM
Best match I've ever seen
based as fuck match wish they kept going though kek
kino
MMMMMMMMMMMMM YOU BETTER PUT ME OVER AT THE END
Whelp, back to tagging with dragon lee for the next 5 months. Couldn't let AJ win. Fuck you John
>>19024520oh stop it lmao
mmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmm badass finish
SLOP MATCH
Echoes of the buried alive dead against the Undertaker to destroy AJ Styles mind
TNA buried
>>19024515Hiroshi TanahashiNJPWs version of WWE Cena and TNA AJ
I hope HHH dies and there's a grassroots movement to get Shane back.
Shite ending
So, AJ FILES ends his Cena matches at 1-3?
How many stars. bros?
MMMMM
mmmmm better not let him kick out of my tombstone, John
I'm just going to pretend like this is his final match instead of the one where they're going to suck off the government in December with
No thats not why i fell in love with wrestling you faggot cicksucker cole
>refused to do the rock bottombased
Mmmmmmmbadasss
4 to go boys..
Retard kino
That was fun. I still love this wrestling shit.
>>19024523>that imagekek
Will Cody and Seth top this?
>>19024538Never heard of him
Why did Cena suddenly start stealing other people's moves?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YOU USIN MY MOVES KID?
>brohugfuck yeah
>Long term storytelling at its finest
DOM
>>19024550Cena is winning a Emmy and Rock is getting a dildo up the ass
>>19024541earlier they said they were 2-2
BREAK THE WALLS DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
mmmmmmmmm now that match was badass
That was slop
GOATs are retiring yet Triple H cant create new superstars
So it's Cena vs Dom for IC Cena Vs Gunther in his last match
he's a full-on rapist?
>4 appearances leftbros last match is gonna have no build
congratulations piecemaker
* * * * *
Imagine paying for Wrestlepalooza and getting that shit tier match and the fucking kangaroos get the absolute GOAT Cena retirement match
The true GOAT Stone Cold never went out with a gay wankfest
4 dates left and he needs to win 2 belts
Cenas bitch is hot
That was only 27 minutes? That felt like an hour
It’s my wife’s birthday.
>>19024557It will be shit until Becky and Brandi have a slap fight in the middle.
>>19024502These are the EX characters in a fighting game, they got extra bonuses
>>19024576its cena v jericho cena v edgecena v gunthermy mom works for wwe nad my uncle who raped me works for aew
>match so entertaining nobody cared who won or if it made senseyes, he is/was one of the GOAT's
Wait so zaruca vs bliss and flair isn't tonight?
>all my life I've been told that Cena doesn't know how to wrestle>executes other wrestlers' moves in a pristine manner
>>19024601Zaruca is in the states bro...
>>19024597Y2J contract ends in november
>>19024585The Brock match was probably better though
KABUKIS GOT CUT?????
WTF?? Rhiyo matach is going to be last?
KabuKINO time
How much longer do we have to suffer through listening to these chimps mangling Engrish every week? "You all my famiry!!"
fucking womeme slop
back to entrances and run-ins, boys. i believe the kids call it.. cinema?
>>19024568Wasn't the Royal Rumble their rubber match?
>womeme slopsigh
20 minute piss break coming up
anyone see the ugly slag with giant fake tits behind Michael Cole
>>19024601No, next Smackdown in Rwanda
family first
>>19024610just in time for cena you dumb faggot BITCH
>>19024611yeah, on planet retard
I hope kairi gives diarhea a career ending injury
Rhea BLOODY Ripley
>>19024585Imagine spunking your life savings on Royal Rumble merchandise thinking it was Cena's last appearance in Indianapolis and then he turns up again months later, to deliver that shit tier match.
>>19024618i have no idea, but earlier they said THIS was the rubber match
>rhea shitleySee ya fellas, I need to shit for 30 minutes.
>>19024622post
God, I love ESL community theater.
>>19024616>>19024619>>19024620Based lads
They fucked up not having Cena/Styles main event
Finally my anime shonnen
How much longer do we have to suffer through listening to these chimps mangling Engrish every week? "You all my famiry!!" "Leah Lipley, I rove my famiry!!"
NO ONE IS READY, FOR ASUKA!!!
>>19024640>anime grow up
ugh womens match. time to go eat brekkie
watch this women match be better than that slow ass aj vs cena match
JoshiCHADS, it's our time
Brian Last is right about this storyline.
this is unironically the only storyline i care about
Rhea Ripley fucking sucks, how and why is she so popular?
Pissbreak time.
>>19024645>>19024645>watch this women matchno i dont think i will kek
MehAlex from the top rope
>>19024639probably means there will be some crapola happening after the seth/cody match
>>19024643>he watches pedowood tv showsthe only groomer and childfucker here is you
>>19024643>watches wrestlinggrow up
>>19024641>How much longer do we have to suffer through listening to these chimps mangling Engrish every week?Now that you mention it, I know Naomi is injured, but where has Bianca been?
How the fuck would these women, or other people after them, top what AJ and Cena just did.
>>19024645no one is saying this
>>19024640Based
>>19024612god i hope so
>>19024650Same
>>19024639Did you forget Cody vs Seth?
>>19024642wish they'd bring back MMC
My favourite wrestlers are Seth heckin Rollins and Rhea bloody Rhipley
>>19024660Shes injured too.
>>19024650this, and nxt for me
>>19024651She's being pushed because le strong girl boss
>we'll be right backdafuq? why is there a break in a ppv
>>19024674My favorites are Dolph Ziggler and John Morrison. I miss this guy's in WWE
>>19024658>pedowoodAnon don't look up who is on that health panel with Triple H and RFK
>>19024657Big Bronson Reed is gonna tsunami Seth until the ring folds in. Screenshot this.
I will wait for kairis entrance then take my poop break
>>19024651Shows her ass via thigh straps and her tits for simps and lezzersWears lingerie in ring for simps and lezzersTiktok "goth" "aesthetic" for tiktokkers (mainly unoriginal foid sluts)Listens to and watches whatever is popular on tiktok for normiesWoman for simps, lezzers and tiktokkersChyna reincarnation for Triple H
Its not Demi Bennett's fault she sucks as a wrestler though, its just modern wrestling is so gay and shes a big part of it
>>19024643Anime website
>>19024687Welcome to the espn era
>>19024677Well damn. Ok, what happened to Jazz?
>>19024682i'm tired of her, and her promos are shit, but she has a strong look and can work circles around Jade. so it kinda is what it is and it don't always be like that but it do
I hope Rhea loses in front of her family again. But she won’t.
>>19024693how long does it take you to take a crap, fatboy?
>>19024663Steal even more finishers
animefags go back >>>/a/
>>19024687They always have them
>>19024651She has okay matches for a woman (with the right opponent)Other than that I don't get it, either. I cannot stand the cunt. And her promos are Mone-tier. Fucking dreadful.
Pizza is ready, breakfast is served
Styles vs Cena made me feel emotional like a woman as the weight of them leaving hit me
>singalong reef
Gonna have a Black Russian while watching this.
>>19024709A BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX?! ALUNDRA BLAYZE WON THE WOMEN'S TITLE WITH THAT MOVE!
Rheas family
>>19024714Read this:>>19024702
>Montez & Bianca ad>NIGGALOO REEFkek
>>19024691sure AEWtranny
>>19024702Do you see moot around anymore? No, you know why? He left in 2015. 10 years ago. Why haven't you?
the bunghole range? explain this, aussies
>>19024727I see 5 subhumans
NO ONE IS READY FOR ASUKA!
>>19024733Anime website
It is Demi Bennett's birthday today
Silent Hill f entrance
Kabukis need to win...
KAIRI HAS JOINED THE PHANTOM THEIVES
cool bridge
Kairi looking like Yusuke from Persona 5
Cute.
>>19024725SHE KICKED OUT OF THE KELLY KELLY HEADSCISSORS!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>19024640Great sign.
>>19024737She should've molested Lana for that
>>19024650Saturday morning cartoons
>>19024741Please don't remind me of that feminist slop
>>19024739You mean cartoons. You fucking virgin.
>>19024760Exactly.
Antipop for iyo sty
>>19024762No, anime. Cartoons are western animation
Demi Bennett would have bullied me in high school if I went to the same school
The Japs are so dimeless
>>19024737Like getting hit by a 2x4
>>19024651she reminds me of this bisexual girl i dated
asuaka senpai
Negative pop for Monkiyo Sty
Zero pop for Iyo. End it now.
Tell me more about senpais cole
>>19024769She kicked people in the nuts
NO POP AT ALL KWAB
>>19024720its okay to get emotional sometimes
>cant even get in the ring
Anyone who went to this show to see rhea should be beheaded by mudslims
I used to like Iyo, but she is a traitor, and must pay for her actions.
Iyo cute
Eat sleep sneed
This is my masculinity
Lmao no one cares about that dimeless hoeAlso why is she so uglee? Stinko Fry is so uglee
She loves those boxers.
>>19024789Stevie Richards cried about this for 20 minutes straight.
why is it always animefags that shit up fun threads
>rhiyo written on her face oh yeah they're fucking
>high pitched wailing for rhea Ffs
>>19024769she's a little bitch who got a huge inferiority complex because some chad she liked told her she looked like a man
KEKKKKK cena got a bigger pop than the womeme
Rhea sings her theme song while making her entrance. I dont like that.
Do you think Buddy is backstage?
>not wearing the thong gear from last yearCUNT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE AUSTRALIA SO GODDAMN MUCH I KNEW THIS WOULD FUCKING HAPPEN HALF THE EVENT MISSEDWRESTLING SHOULD NOT BE ON THIS FUCKING EARLY NEVER COME BACK HERE AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I hate how rhea lipsyncs her own theme. It's unbearably cringe.
i hate when the women lip sync their songs
>>19024801He hates japs because Ricky Steamboat gave him ptsd
>no pop for RheaNice face of the company ya got there, Paul.
>>19024804She did that with terror twins too. She just does it with everyone she’s friends with.
Rhea lip syncing her theme is so cringe, same with Priest
>>19024801I haven't watched any of his shit in a few months. Algorithm stopped pushing him on me I guess. I should check that one out.
>>19024690>John MorrisonI still can't believe he was Miz's janetty.Where the hell is he now anyways?>look up wikipedia>AEW>last line is about him and MxM jobbing to Orange Cassidy in march 2025Fuck.
Rhea's gear has gotten skimpier from the last time I saw her AAAAAAA
>AEWincel pisscord is coping alreadyThis board needs janitors ASAP
rhea looks weird, she's lost alot of weight
>wade and cole
>>19024830I like most of his stuff, but he was not happy with the nips with that one
Someone call the police: Rhea's tits have gone missing.
Rhea got too skinny her ass GONEher thighs GONE her legs GONE her shoulders GONEher biceps GONE HER ASS GONEHER ASS GONE HER ASS GONE FUCK YOU OZEMPICFUCK YOU WEGOVYFUCK YOU MOUNJARO FUCK YOU PEPTIDES YOU HAVE RUINED MY MAMI
>>19024833I thought he retired, nobody even talks about him. Or orange cassidy for that matter.
are rhea and iyo shoot friends
Did I miss the fact that this was a tornado match?
Rhea has lost quite a lot of weight
I just hope kairi has fun
>>19024850He’s in ROH with his wife and Mace and Mansoor.
>>19024732Dont know what AEW has to do with LT being a pedo but okay
>>19024847
>>19024850he boxed the epic meal time guy
this is a good reset before the main event
As someone who hated rhea since tiktok gimps started simping for her,.I'm reveling in this rhea hate
I personally would be terrified if asuka screamed something at me in the middle of the ring like that
>>19024851Yeah her and Bianca were the big nxt girls so they’re close. I think she and Raquel are bigger friends I think.
>>19024855doesn't kill anyone*
>>19024651le "alt" thot aesthetic attracts simps, trannies and foids like moths to a flame.
Mio sky run in soon
>>19024861you can't convince me she didn't get an abortion that deflated her tits
>>19024864that was creator clash 2, its been a while since that.
>>19024867id piss and cum
>>19024861her gear is like 60% skimpier now hmm
IYOIYO SKYYYYYYYIYOIYO SKYYYYYYY
>>19024869I hope she kills rhea
When will Iyo take off those boots and expose herbare thighsbare kneesbare calvesbare anklesand bare feet and bare toes
They've all concussed themselves the dipshits.
Again?
Boney M chants have go away heat with me brother!
Be sure to thank Lucha Underground. Kairi and Iyo would not be in WWE without it
>>19024861See I miss this Rhea no cutie bullshit just a woman who will kill you
Shes not on ozempic you dumb fuck. Shes got shoulder, back and knee problems so she doesnt lift much anymore so she keeps losing weight
>>19024781That's someone's mom
>>19024886
>>19024888>flag is just the Union JackNice country ya got there.
>>19024861why did she stop tanning
>>19024895>ofc he doesnt know that she is also getting herself ready to have a baby
I hate rhea's claws
>>19024889same brother
>>19024868i see. thats cool. they're very cute together. seems like genuine chemistry
Just noticed.
Kairi with the titty slaps
>>19024890https://archive.org/details/season1-lucha-undergroundhere it is
>>19024889Canada is eternally 10 years behind, Australia is eternally 50 years behind.
Imagine waking up to this :)
>>19024909Thats absolutely not the case you dumb fuck
Asuka doesn't deserve that very very disrespectful
>>19024916women wrestling is for dykes
>>19024899She completely rejects any romantic advances... except from me.
ASUKA IS NOT A WANKER
Kairi is hotter then Iyo and Asuka
what did the crowd say
>>19024931Asuka's a wanker
>>19024889what's Boney M chants
>>19024930Gym kairi>milf Asuka>iyo
who is the dom when iyo and rhea fuck
>>19024920rather see this in the morning
>>19024931 they've seen Asuka nazi porn
BORING! BORING! BORING!
>>19024937al slop?
>>19024933Daddy Cool (not nash)
>>19024939BASED!!
Aussies are huge marks no wonder they came here to serve up this slop to edrones
>>19024920I wouldnt mind
>>19024930nah. kairi is overrated. asuka is pure sex. iyo is adorable and has a nice amount of fat
So this is going to be the hot tag to end all hot tags, right?
rhea's so out of place in this feud. she's been the worst promo out of the three as well.
TAG IN RHEA !
So which of the 4 is the most COOM? Rhea?
IYO HULKS UP
>>19024933https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYGTT7YhywA
https://x.com/mckenzienmitch/status/1977013015678795892
>>19024957Asuka was sex. Not anymore when you see what she looks like under the face paint.
>rhea vs kairiThis is just unfair
>>19024920sometimes you can look at a girl and tell she gives great head
>>19024966Asuka by an Aussie mile.
INOKI SLAP
>>19024969okay i get it now
>>19024971still mommy
>Kairi comes back talking about looking for gold>Immediately ends up as Asuka's goonlmao
If anything Kairi's the most out of place. She's not on the level of the others at all. Shit seems unfair
>>19024970>foreword by Mercedes Moneeinto the trash it goes
>>19024973Why is Kairi such a jobber and anti charisma lmao. Literally there for taking the L kek
>>19024973Kairi fought Penta. She got her arm broke, but she did fight him. She's got some scrappiness in her
>>19024982they should just let her and giulia drop each other on their heads for a few weeks. it'd get them both over.
KAIRI YOUR ONLY HOPE YOUR ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE - THE BOTCH FINISHER GO FOR IT KAIRI SHOOT BREAK HER ARM
Where is the new thread
>>19024998>>19024998>>19024998>>19024998>>19024998
>>19024997Kairi and Rhea can hit stiff each other hard anon, both can tank hits
>>19024997I'm sorry mommy Asuka. Just this once... I have to go all out.
I find kairi very hot
>>19024971??? she hasnt really aged. asuka totally disobeyed the rule of the wall
>>19025108Yep it's insane how hot she still is
