WWE Crown JEWel Gamethread #8Cena vs AJ *****
So how is Kairi going to indirectly injure someone tonight?
I will marry kairi
>Kairi doing nothing since she came back but be Asuka's bitch after talking about wanting gold
Love the Kabukis
I will inhale Kabuki farts
>>19025009that was on live putting her arm down like a burnout dummy
>>19025009Hope she shoot injures Rhea and it ends the match I'd laugh my ass off.
>>19025009Where's the woman that fucked up the springboard?
>>19025009When you stop crying over your schizo theories
What the fuck is up with Asuka's left shoulder?
WRESTLER WRESTLER NAAAAMEWRESTLER WRESTLER NAAAAAAAAME
>>19025021That's why I used the word "indirectly" you dunce.
I won't lie to you, this is quite boring.
>>19025014You know remember that the only reason she didn't go further in the title tournament is because zoey got injured and they wouldn't let her pin Rhea.
Just saw a vision of a future and Kairi pinning Rhea would pop me so fucking hard.
Women shouldn't be allowed at shows
>>19025009I like how you fags always blame Kairi even when the other person clearly fucks up.Just mad your roasties get mogged by based nips.
Why wasn't this match just Asuka vs Iyo. Rhea and Kairi are unnecessary
kairi is the hottest of the fourcome at me
>>19025032The Japanese girls just drag everything down, they suck the life out of everything.
How to improve tag team matches:-Just have all 4 in the ring all the time
>>19025032Nah it's kino
>>19025039See>>19025031You double dunce.
>Rhea has lost so much muscle mass she's now struggling to lift up Kairi Sane of all peopleJust end it now.
>>19025032they needed a way to shoehorn rhea into the aussie show, so they injected her poison into our kabuki kino
THIS IS AWESOME
>>19025043You must be joking right. No one SANE will think that kek
>>19025033She wasn't going to anyway, HHH only recently stopped pushing Rhea into every world heavyweight tile shot.
is rhea sick?
Iyo vs Rhea at Evolution 2 was great. They need to run it back there's no need for them to be friends or whatever
The Japs>absolutely suck>look ridiculous >can't speak English What the fuck are we doing here? Send them home.
>>19025049Blame buddy for not having strong enough sperms to offset the roids
>>19025043Kairi > Asuka > Iyo > Rhea
>>19024998just wanna say that cena hitting a skull crushing finale had me tearing up because i was a huge miz mark in 2009 and his feud with cena was the first story in wrestling that got me into it :)
>>19025033she and rhea had a darn good match after zoey kwabbed herself too
>>19025052I think thatKairi > Asuka > Rhea > Iyo
I'd most wanna fuck Iyo Sky out of the 4 of these girls
I like that they actually try to avoid and block hits
>>19025058>getting the biggest superstar pregnant this earlyHe’s learning from Jimmy.
>Kairi tags herself in to eat the pin:(
Rhea and Iyo will kiss after the match
this ref's calling spots louder than cena
fucking FINALLY its over
So Kairi saved Asuka, and Asuka just... died?
WTF Rhea is not the one that pin Kairi?
>Kairi eats pinHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWhat's even the point This shit isn't even about Kairi
Buddy and Evil are such a lucky man
>>19025082Don't worry they played her music anyway
>>19025072They won't let Rhea lose in Aussie land and won't let Asuka get pinned
Michael Cole advocating for a revolution of the proletariat was not on my Crown Jewel Bingo card.
>>19025083Kairi's conflict arc
>>19025082More of a character development for Iyo that way I'd say.
Evil and buddy. Men. Lucky who are.
>>19025087Yeah, what the fuck?
when is the live sex celebration
>>19025083it's about kairi and asuka. cole was pointing it out as they came to the ring.
>>19025083its obviously setting up for Kairi to abandon Asuka, asuka to be alone then go even more insane then try to kill Rhea at wrestlemania
Buddy's dick dont work cuz he's a bodybuilding faggot
>>19025084Whos Evil? Her dog that she rapes??
Iyo should throw cake in Rhea's face for her birthday
There were 2 A+ shots of Kairi that match
>>19025104You’re overweight Kiril.
5AM????I HATE AUSTRALIA SO GODDAMN MUCH
>>19025072>>19025088kairi's putting her neck out there for asuka, and asuka doesn't appreciate it. asuka's just crazy and evil. that's the story.
>Asuka just flops to the ground just cause after Kairi takes a bootOkay.
Nah just joking i like Buddy actually
iyo and rhea always hugging up on each other turns me on, ngl
I want to see futa rhea destroy these small orientals
They already spoiled Penta losing tough
I still don’t get why Rhea suffered no consequences for being a cunt a couple years ago.
SHIELD CHAIR
>>19025103Asuka is stealing a beltKairi is getting her redemption ArcIyo, Kairi and Vaq triangle arc
>>19025054It was confirmed that Kairi was going to pin Zoey to win the triple threat to write Rhea off so that she wouldn't have to get pinned at all in the tournament. Rhea winning made it so that she had to actually lose later.
>>19025083>>19025088This whole thing was just a house show match for Rhea to look good in Aussie. Asuka and crew were the ones who put in work to building the match, and when Asuka actually gives a shit she can be compelling. But yea all of the work to hype of the match, the drama with kabuki warriors and Kairi abuse, was for this. Asuka went old school with it and developed a story for one match, Rhea literally just followed along
>>19025100Do you guys think Rhea and Buddy are running triple threats with other women?
Sorry guys. Got to sleepIts already 4am
>>19025116Im not kiril. Thankfully that subhuman r*ssian fat fuck is not in this thread
if i were booking i would have the vision accidently cost seth. cody goes 4-0 and seth really goes crazy
>>19025143what"s another 30 minutes? watch the main event
Its so fucking stupid they cannot do the >You've been around for 13 years dude>twice as long as Stone Cold>You're not the future>You're the pastbecause every main eventer is in their 40s
Seth HAS to win I think he will Cody needs a Loss already A CLEAN LOSS I DON'T WANNA SEE ANY BULLSHIT
when iyo and rhea have sex, who is the dom? i think there isn't one. i think they're both subs so it's kinda like they're both shy and cute
>>19025137The thing is that zoey is power hungry both intentioning retard.And she was willing to let kairi get injured as rheaKarma is a bitch and came to her and zelina
>>19025138Weak finish that Kairi takes the hit, but for some reason Asuka just drops to the ground after so she can't stop the pin.
>>19025147Have you already forgotten that was the ending for the Bronson Roman match? I bet HHH has.
>>19025155I've got bad news, bubba.
>>19025155seth isnt winning, wwe never have a faction win more than once on a ple
Wish it was Ilja instead of Austin "I put my finger in my ass" Theory
I'm gonna bang out a quick shower before this match.
call of duty alexa is scary
>>19025158Rhea is 100% a sub when she’s not in character. She’s shy and withdrawn and very homebody.
>>19025161didnt know that I didnt turn the show on until cena vs aj
Im deadasss never going to stop being mad about them having 2 world championships. I fucking always hate that shit, I will never stop having 2 top belts at the same time. One of them is called "Undisputed" ffsIts literally being disputed Fuck you
CoD is very different from what I remember
>>19025155I'd like it if Bron got involved after Heyman telling Bronson and Bron to not help Seth.Whether that becomes Seth pissed at Bron cause he didn't want the help, or have a gap start forming with him and Bron Vs Bronson and Paul.
>>19025172More like casket of duty
>>19025170NOI will NEVER go back to Roman Reigns bloodline only champion hell everything else was totally meaningless
>>19000000>>19000000>>19000000
>>19025170>One of them is called "Undisputed" ffs>Its literally being disputed >Fuck you
>>19025177The real mastermind in this is Brock Lesnar, remember Plan B?
At this point Iyo Sky has a nicer ass than Rhea Rhipley, probably has nicer tits too
>>19025177Why in the world would Paul saddle himself with Bronson instead of Bron?
>>19025182not really
>>19025184That shit's still alive?
Daredevil Season 2 and Spider-Man Brand New Gay are connected in universe, based
>>19025168i get that vibe from rhea too. but iyo doesn't strike me as a dom either
My girlfriend says wrestling is fake
>>19025192Bronson is far more of a Paul Heyman guy then Bron. And Bron was the only one questioning and not looking on board with the idea of just letting Seth fight alone.
do you think the bronbrons would be better off seperated from seff? also they should be tag champs
this ple kinda stinks
I can't find my vape.How hasn't this match started yet
GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSESJUST LIKE MASSES IN THEIR MASSES
>>19025211I suspect she will enjoy it, since she is fake.
>>19025164it's gonna be jimmy uso, they've been teasing his heel turn for weeks
>>19025118Catching these episodes live sucks
>>19025215i mean in real life
>>19025189
Which woman has the biggest ass in WWE right now.Not Nia
>>19025204MANROE
>>19025230Nice, thanks
>>19025233Bayley
>>19025224lol what
>>19025219Yeah it's pretty lackluster, if Cody vs Seth doesn't BANG then we can dismiss this as a shitfest.
>>19025172Mmmmmm cod soldiers wouldn’t want to mess with them
>>19025220i hope you find it
Seth needs to stop dressing like a raging faggot.
>>19025211>my girlfriend That shit's still alive?
YAAAY LETS SING ALONG WOOOOOOAAAA
>>19025236kek based
Seth is so COOL
>>19025251its surprisingly not that zesty
Wow quiet reception for Seth outside of his usual fanfare
>>19025251Marrying to Becky caused this
>dressed like a gay buffoon againwhy does he do that to himself
are the championships on the line or is it just about saudi belt
>>19025231Based Fraxiom, Steph and Waller
going back to sleep this ple has been ass
>>19025233Gotta be >>19025242But Lola Vice has the best.
ready for another boring cawdy match
I am a visionary; I am a revolutionary; I am, Seth Dimeless Rollins.
seth is so freaky
>>19025268Because he is gay and a buffoon
>>19025268he said in an interview a while back that the visionary character is him being his "authentic self." take that as you will.
>>19025267Other way around
>>19025270Does it even matter anymore?
Why is Seff dressed like a Morrowind Telvanni NPC?
i just woke up. why are there so many fat americans there? was this the plan all along?
>>19025233Probably Lash Legend in NXT. Because she's a big girl, probably 5'10" and 90kg, and has a big fuckin ass
Now they will sing a long to Cody's themeLiteral children
>>19025276Good taste
>Comes out prancing like a faggot in zebra gear>Acts all mysterious and cold in the ring This nigga needs to pick a lane and stick in it. Be a fruity psycho or a cold psycho, not both.
lol i like cody's gear
you niggas can't get on his level
>tfw your spell fails to cast
>american hero>only gets pop from non american crowd
Cody Rhodes sucks and is a fag
THERE HE IS THE CODERSTERWHOAAAA
WTF is that gear?
>>19025303its a motorcycle stuntman jacket
>>19025165>Just got out>Seth is still making his entranceMan I'd figured I'd at least be midway through Cody's. Fucking hell...
>>19025294I would watch Seth stream Morrowind
I still can't believe that fucking Cody Rhodes is a main event star. It's unbelievable
Get a haircut you ugly ape
The real MOTN incoming
>>19025319Seth only plays sportslop
>Stand there in silence until the crowd does the "woaaahh"s again out of embarrassment Seff is not over.
Seth Entrance is nothing compared to Cody's Cody got the best ring walk in the whole industry DOUBLE PYROTRIPLE PYRONOBODY ELSE COMPETES
>>19025324Yeah, it's pretty incredible how well it's worked for him in WWE.
speaking of which, why does alicia tyler look like a dyke buffoon
Fucking hell women just can't make announce any fight to have the big fight feel
how did they get someone worse than samantha irwin
>>19025329Which main eventer would be the most likely to be into Morrowind?
>>19025310Why the fuck this nigga dressed like David Hasselhoff in Knight Rider kekWhere's the long coat?!!?!?
why doesn't seth start dressing like a medieval knight? he can look unique and cool.
Cody doesn't have the skull mask, so he's gonna lose>>19025309also this
>>19025319Just take a screenshot of morrowind and send to him with his attire in this match and watch the shitshow unfold
>>19025220>>19025248Vapes are banned in Texas. Marlboro threatened to sue the state so they banned them.
Cody Rhodes has the fake smile of a true psychopath
look at all these people
>>19025335Why is the sky blue why doesn't poop taste good
>>19025330piped in even. they didn't all sync up that quick
god i shoot hate this ring announcer so much
there is no diference between 2023 cody and 2025 cody, triple h is a fucking fraud
>>19025335Well offhand I can tell you she's a buffoon. I can only assume on the dyke part.
>>19025348wwe is a clown show
That belt looks dumb as hell.
>>19025345But Joe rogan told me it was the bastion of freedom
i think seth is pretty good in ring when he's with someone who won't enable his most retarded tendencies. which is why he has good chemistry with cody
>>19025347Cody is GEEEEEESE Howard
Their doing the chant again!!!!!!
QUARTERBACK 1GIVE ME A MORE GOATED NAME YOU CANNOT
>>19025340Randy?
>>19025354>>19025282I see, thanks
>>19025353he could have at least dyed his hair
>the man who is known as quarterback 1lolwut
This N-nouncer completely removes any feelings of seriousness and importance from the show.She's easily the worst of all time.
How much is the crowd going to put themselves over in this match?
Bros how do I do a Seth wizard build
>>19025335What do you expect a former drummer from the Hannah Montana show to look like?
You say that like you've changed at all in the past decade.
nigga came out like a matchbox car
>SETH IS A WANGK-AHfucking hell that accent
>>19025360looks like a belt from diablo 3
>>19025372she is a nepohire
>>19025345do websites not ship to texas? i'd be pissed.
>the crown jewel championship
Why did they close up on Seth Rollins ass for a second there
>man known as quarterback 1 no one calls him that>the man who wants to do what Cena did for next 2 decadesnigga hes 40he debuted around same time as cena
>>19025360It's too big and dumb looking. >>19025367Randy is an Elden Slop enjoyer, and even then paid someone to grind it out for him.
>>19024998What's the deal with Seth's watch?
>match hasn't even started>they're already shitting on it with cm punk chants
>>19025381You look like a belt from Diablo 3!
I dont have a problem with the female ring announcer to be honest, even if she does have stupid hair
Losing mind games to Cody Rhodes of all people is real midwit shit
>>19025381Nah, is a Skyrim armor belt.
>>19025391I think its one of the custom made rollexes that Cody made for WM40
>>19025386it’s a gay show, please understand
>>19025386Cause the yellow polka dots for dusty
>>19025393Maybe triple h shouldn't have initiated a boring forever feud if he didn't want that
Is this the main event? the titles aren't on the line ?
>>19025370>>19025387Triple H @TripleH Oct 8People only see results… they don’t see what it takes to achieve them.14 hours to Dubai Find a gym in the airport… grind10 more to Perth Straight to @ESPN hit… meet @MakeAWish familiesQB1 stuff. What it takes to be a @WWE Superstar. Thank you to all.(Sorry @CodyRhodes, felt like I needed to share)
>Even his gear has see trough laceWhat a fucking faggot
>>19025395It would be more forgivable if she were hotter/ showed more skin.
>>19025388yeah that's why he was my first guess. as far as main eventers go.
Yeah I wank blokes big hard cocks before i suck em, why do you have to be homophobic and call me a wanker?
>>19025393they’re 60 iQ retards that dont know that’s why you chant that
>Belts for bragging rights >Neither Liv or Cody brought it up the entire time they had it
>>19025361You can buy a tiger, but not a disposable cherry flavored geek bar from China because it appeals to kids and is made in a foreign adversary country.
>>19025386so you can see the lace, yum
Seth PleaseI can see the individual ass cheeks I can see the crack
>>19025386Billy Gunn is doing a run in at the finish
>>19025386They keep focusing on his ass you might be on to something. The gay community eating good.
>>19025391>He doesn't follow along every week with the teleplay that is WWE.Cody gifted Seth the watch after acting as his Shield in his quest to Finish the Story. It is a sign of their friendship and their mutual quest to save the WWE from the tyranny of the Bloodline.
>>19025370thats been his nickname lately
This time period in wrestling really has the same feeling as HBK/Bret erathis is so clearly a transitional period filled with midcarders in main event as actual stars age out
So you're telling me this guy is World Champion?
>>19025395>>19025411i hate her LARPing growl. i’d rather she just use her real voice
Oba Femi is coming bros, the newest member of the vision.
iggy azalea sighting
>>19025310>Cody using short jacket to signify he’s losingWeak
>>19025394
>>19025340>main eventerNatalya is the only one that comes to mind. She's old enough, and Hart's are the right kind of autist for that shit.
>>19025419they dont get to keep the belt they get a ring
Self mark ugly slag with her tits outToo many women watch this
Will seth feud with pat mccoffe now? He put his hands on his boyfriend
>>19025383that is the only way to get one. also you have to be 21 to buy tobacco products in the state unless you are in the military.
Seth is winning, the question is if it's clean or not.
THEIR DOING THE CHANT AGAIN!!!!!!!
>>19025395She might be hot but I'll never know because of her terrible clothes and awful hair
>>19025427oh my cinema
Cole is getting attacked a lot this year
why doesnt phil have a match? what is it with haith and having main eventers available and just not using them lol
>>19025444Well damn. Credit to you for posting your face.>444Fucking right
>>19025453pretty sure the 21 thing is everywhere now
>>19025448I don't mean bringing up the belt itself, but neither ever bragged about being the crown jewel champion.
this is a match between two 3 star generals
DOWN GOES THE HYDRATION STATION DOWN GOES THE HYDRATION STATION DOWN GOES THE HYDRATION STATION
>Wade scared of Sefflmao no
>>19025460he's fucking retardedI hope Trump has him executed by firing squadhe did more harm to america than bin laden
This match doesn’t feel important at all, Cena/Styles should have been the main event
>>19025467Where's the five star general GOONTHER when you need him
>>19025460because his wife had another mental shitshow and almost killed herself, which again, if she was in a sanatorium, none of this would happen.
>>19025460He'll suck Saudi cock but Aussies? FUCK THE AUSSIES
i thought this was some random thread on the catalog but it turns out its a gamethread. WWE gamethreads are confusing
>>19025459he deserves it
>>19025460He can't go to Australia as he still has a pending sexual assault charge.
idk who wins thisI guess seth needs it to stay releveant but it feels like the vision storyline stays interesting if he loses
>>19025480Took time off to get a nose job like a girl or something
U DA MAN SEFF
>>19025483Because AEWtrannies and their pisscord groomer group keeps derailing gamethreads that arent AEW related.
>>19025476KEEK
>>19025483Blame Australia
>>19025483It filters out the Indians that can't read
>>19025478The Rock's coming back again to interfere with Cody's reign to distract from yet another film flop.
>>19025489He'll win but not clean. Bron will help him despite what Paul said.
>>19025456She is hot
>>19025496lol
>>19025473Can we deport CM punk to Alaska?
>>19025473yeah haitch just sucks>>19025481>>19025482he has a match on raw last week, he's fine. speaking of main eventers being available but just not doing anything, where the fuck is randy? haitch is dumb as fuck
It's not EGO. Cole doesn't understand what being a Leader means. It's so much pressure if he's not on top he'll get thrown out you can never sleeP you HAVE TO WIN EVERY DAY
>>19025501she has a 48% chance of having genital herpes, according to the CDC
>Switching between wrestler namechanting and singing theme songsWrestling is so embarrassing
>>19025408what's that about saudi arabia?come to think of it, I thought all of these non-canon Champion vs Champion where no titles change hands shows were over there. I know that that's changed in the last years, but since when is Crown Jewel not a Saudi PPV?And are they going back there soon?
Seth is unraveling
>>19025497He wontHis ego wont permit him to show without roids and he already had a scare after the shitty movie wrapped
anyone else not watching this match and just have it as background noise?
We want power aid?
New thread>>19025474>>19025474>>19025474>>19025474
Seth is basically just the main eventer jobber. Bro is getting championships just to make the top face and heel good.
>we want baron chantspoor cody and seth
>>19025515yea. cena v aj should have ended. moty as far as i'm concerned
>>19025501She seems to have extremely terrible taste. Her house must look awful
>We want Barrett
>>19025511the name chanting thing is such low IQ euro shit. Europeans need to be gassed en masse.
>>19025514yeah he's lost well over 60lbs since february
>>19025501there are way more attractive dykes
Wade the bare knuckle boxing champion who may or may not have killed a man in a Hungarian alleyway cowering in fear at the very visage of Seth Rollins.
First Seth match in this title reign I think is delivering a proper Seth quality match... enjoying this shit like you wouldn't believeA FUCKING CARTWHEEL SETH WHILE I WRITE
>>19025524Fuck off AEWtranny
>cm punk chantslmfao
>>19025530he cant take juice anymore.he overdone hard during 2010's
>>19025547thank the Koala's they didn't keep it going too long
And new>>19025474>>19025474>>19025474>>19025474
>>19025576WOuld be nice if you actually got to bump limit with these things, now wouldn't it
