HOLY SH*T! Jey Uso just SPEARED Roman Reigns through the SLIM JIM TABLE! Now that's what I call SNAPPING into a SLIM JIM!
dronies will watch shitty, contrived spots with advertisements and be like>now THIS is what I call wrestling
Why can't wwe just have normal ads. ufc and boxing just have sponsors on the mat and have the announcers do ad reads before a fight. Why does wwe have to be so obnoxious
>>19027679>watch shitty, contrived spotsMakes you think if these guys even rehearse their shit. The timing of most of these are so bad
They're still doing Coconut Community Theater bullshit? This shit is never going to end
>>19027670>>19027679>>19027697>>19027739You lifeless virgins love circle jerks don’t you?
>>19027697UFC has gone full retard on the ads since they were bought out by WME-IMG, everything is _____ sponsored by ______ now and even Buffer/Martinez read ad copy at this point. I legitimately wouldn't be surprised if the gloves became Dude Wipes®©™ sponsored sometime soon. It's just easier to throw product placement in fictionalized TV shows so it happened quicker with WWE
>>19027755I only watch wwe. Unlike you I'm not a dickrider and call out bullshit when I see it
>>19027679>shitty, contrived spots with advertisementsThey specifically do these Slim Jim table spots so they can do the 'Snap into a Slim Jim!' line. It's the very definition of contrived They even referenced it in the corporate press release announcing the partnership renewalhttps://corporate.wwe.com/about/news/2025/06-02-2025
>>19027753'fraid so
>>19027933They don't even say that so wtf are you in about
>>19028688>easily fooled and can't parse information without being spoon fed like a retardthe edrone mind in action
>>19027670I dont give a shit about ads on the ring but putting ads on a table is just stupid from a storytelling perspective. Theyre supposed to be unsanctioned foreign objects.
>>19027933God, this is fucking pathetic. They're more profitable than ever and yet they'll stoop to any low for marginally more money.
>>19028740so you just lied for no reason
>>19027670>a whole seethe thread of the singular AEW talking to himself, mad that Slim Jim deems AEW unworthy of their sponsorshipYou hate to see it.
>>19029274It's literally on the fucking link. He gave you a fucking link, a screenshot of the page, and you still called him a liar. That is embarrassingly retarded.>This branded table placement will create unforgettable moments when WWE Superstars “Snap into a Slim Jim Table” during matches.It's right there. https://corporate.wwe.com/about/news/2025/06-02-2025Captcha: STH0T
>>19027670wowzer
