Hello everyone and welcome back to the 4chan Municipal Arena and another exciting episode of /pw/’s resident wrestling show, SATURDAY NIGHT METAL. Tonight is a big night, as we will be crowning our first tag team champions. The teams who were victorious on last week’s show will compete in a special “King of the Mountain” match to determine who will be the first to hold these shiny new belts. But of course that’s not all. The complete card is as follows:>Vader Vs Roman Reigns>Hayabusa Vs Sabu>King Of The Mountain Tag Match: The Road Warriors Vs The Midnight Express Vs The Insane Clown Posse Vs Imperium All this and more is coming up right now on episode 9 of SATURDAY NIGHT METAAAAAAAALLLLL!!!>Show Intro Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/yforxs.mp3>Official K-WAB Channel:https://www.bitchute.com/channel/ANkif28xbBNW>Official K-WAB Email Address:pepevonerich@proton.me
>>19031528That part.
Last week, we had four tag matches in which four teams qualified for tonight’s championship match. ICP beat the Pajeets of Pain, Imperium beat the Scurvy Dogs, The Midnight Express beat the Briscoes, and the Road Warriors beat the Steiner Brothers. In our main event, Randy Savage and The Undertaker fought to a DQ finish due to interference by both Paul Bearer and Kane. As a result, Taker and Kane are scheduled to settle this beef at Samhain Sacrifice. We also had a new installment of Rock Talk and the makings of a possible alliance between Camp Cornette and the Heenan Family. Wolfie also suffered his second KWAB, for which he was forced to watch the video of Kevin Nash’s rape over and over for an entire week.
OP didn't you make this thread yesterday , I feel like I'm taking crazy pills
Tonight, we crown our first K-WAB World Tag Team Champions! One of these four teams will take the gold. Which will it be? In this special “King of the Mountain” match, the rules are simple. The teams will fight each other one at a time, with their entry numbers drawn at random. When you beat another team, you stay on top of the mountain and must then face the next challengers. Whoever is on top of the mountain (in the ring) when all other teams have been eliminated is the winner.
>>19031528the only pedophilic thing in this thread is you. stay away from children you sicko.
This week, President Von Erich has been involved in some intense negotiations to add some more talent to the roster. I am pleased to announce that Mr. Perfect has signed on the dotted line, and negotiations are ongoing with several others. Two of these are really big names who would undoubtedly be good additions to the roster. In other news, I would like to announce that we are now accepting ideas for the design of our Cruiserweight Championship belt. We have some ideas, but we thought it would be better to give the community some input on this one. So, if you have any belt design ideas that you would like to suggest, feel free to post them in this thread. Back to you President Von Erich.
And now here’s a few words from all of those who will be competing for the titles tonight:https://www.bitchute.com/video/1eCFhfFNQKJU
>>19031720saw this earlier, it's FIRE
Tonight, your special guest referee will be SYCHO SID! We’ve had entirely too much cheatin lately, so I brought in a referee who will absolutely take no shit from anyone. I feel sorry for anyone who tries to pull some tomfoolery tonight!
Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the White Castle of Fear, weighing 450 pounds...he fears no man, he feels no pain, he is VADER!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/46udMcvsMhzWEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/fkaso9.mp3
Henry Dee Chew/Pepe Von Erich is fragile! He's HURT! HE'S BROKEN!>>19030960KWAB eat shit pedo filth! Or he LIED TO YOU!
And his opponent... from the Island of Relevancy, weighing 265 pounds...this is the head of the table, Roman Reigns!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/yaakJQFL2oXnEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/802mex.mp3
>Your little coconut mafia cannot help you now, Roman Reigns, because you must face the fury of the mastodon. VADER FEARS NO MAN! VADER FEELS NO PAIN! AND VADER will send you back to your little island of irrelevancy IN A BOX!
>You bore me, Vader. I don’t even want to be here, This little two-bit outlaw mudshow is barely even worth my time and you aren’t even really worth my time at all because it’s just like Vince always said…you’re just a fat piece of shit! He even made you say it, didn’t he Vader? Well, tonight I’m gonna make you say it again and then I’m gonna go back home and retire to manage my family’s numerous criminal enterprises.
Alright let’s get things started with our first match! We got Roman Reigns against the man they call Vader!https://www.bitchute.com/video/sUhsxi81gQlp
Here is your winner…VADER !
>>19031853I have no time for a retard like you.
>>19031496You know, I don't think I've actually watched a single episode of Saturday Night MetalWork your gimmick op
>President Von Erich, good to see you sir. Listen, let’s get down to business. I am prepared to offer you 500 coconuts to reverse the decision in that last match and declare myself to be the winner.ARE YOU REALLY TRYIN TO BRIBE ME WITH COCONUTS BOY?!? GET YO ASS OUTTA HERE!
>>19031918kek good shit
Well, it seems that the Youtuber known as Tourettes Guy has been leaving voicemails at my office, and it also seems like he might be interested in signing with K-WAB Wrestling. He’s calling me again right now, and I’m gonna put this call on the air so that all you fine folks can hear the negotiations firsthand.https://files.catbox.moe/spdheo.mp3
Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from parts unknown, weighing 225 pounds...please welcome the flying assassin, Hayabusa!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/NNzPnFCGqnyKEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/s55jbj.mp3
>>19032008And we're including one round of child rape!
And his opponent... from Bombay, Michigan, weighing 236 Pounds...he is the homicidal, suicidal, genocidal death-defying madman known as SABU!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/Zjfh8pLAFoVSEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/zgfmeb.mp3
>>19031918>>19031760>>19031720lmaothis is the good type of autism
>>19032078Glad you like it fren, we here at K-WAB Wrestling work very hard to provide the best and most autistic show that we can.
Now it’s time for Sabu Vs Hayabusa! Both of these men fight with no regard for their own personal safety and there's no rules, so this one should be a real barn burner to say the least. https://www.bitchute.com/video/KVxsGAq8lAIE
Here is your winner, Sabu!
>>19032135absolutely awesome match, how do you squeeze such kino out of a video game?
Hey wait a minute, we got another surprise entrance! It looks like K-WAB World Heavyweight Champion Ric Flair is on his way to the ring!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/Lj78Lmlp2uNmEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/6300cq.mp3
>>19032226oh shit the champ is here. WOOOOOOOO!
>Well, Sabu…brother you just put on one hell of a show. Even the Nature Boy himself had to come out here and congratulate you for that one, WOOOO! But that’s not the only reason I’m here in this ring! I can’t help but notice that you’re the number two contender, and I already beat the guy at number one, ha ha. And you’re not a cruiserweight, are you? I think you’re just slightly over the limit, and that puts you in my territory, wild man. And after what I just saw here tonight, I think you deserve a shot at my world heavyweight championship belt. You’re not gonna win it, but you deserve a chance at least. So what do ya say, wild man? Hows about you WOOOOOO and me, in that ring for the gold, next week!?
>I’ll take that as a yes! Ok Sabu! You got the shot brother! But this contract will have just one eensy weensy little stipulation ha ha. IF you somehow manage to beat me, I get a rematch at a time of my choosing WOO! And since he’s still pointing at the sky, I can only assume that this mute has accepted my terms. And that also means that all you fine people out there will get to enjoy the style and class that can only be found when the Nature Boy comes to town. WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>At the end of October, K-WAB Wrestling presents its very first gigashow: SAMHAIN SACRIFICE! For those who may not know, Samhain is just an old Celtic name for Halloween and is pronounced “sow-en” rather than “sam-hayne”. But enough about that, let’s talk about the card. We have an 8-man single-elimination Halloween deathmatch tournament which will feature all sorts of hardcore fuckery. The tournament will include:>The Sandman>The Necro Butcher>Terry Funk>Atsushi Onita>Cactus Jack>Frankenstein>Sabu>Count DraculaAnd for the main event, we will have Kane and the Undertaker facing off to settle their long feud! There’s all kinds of surprises in the plan too, so be sure you don’t miss the extreme spectacle that is SAMHAIN SACRIFICE!
For those who may have missed certain parts, we now offer a quick recap of the Kane/Undertaker story thus far. These two will be in the main event at Samhain Sacrifice, so we here at K-WAB thought it would be a good idea to summarize the events thus far. >Independence Day Rumble: After Kane is victorious in the rumble, a second Kane emerges from beneath the ring. When the mask is removed, the second Kane is revealed as the Undertaker. Undertaker says that he has come to take Kane’s soul back to hell.>SNM Episode 1: Kane and Undertaker meet in the main event. In the opening promo, Undertaker reveals that Kane somehow cheated the devil in order to escape from hell, and that he has been sent to bring Kane back. During the match, Paul Bearer used the evil spirits from the urn to paralyze Kane and take his strength, allowing the Undertaker to dominate until Friar Payne showed up to banish the spirits, allowing Kane to win the match.
>SNM Episode 3: Kane delivers a promo in which he explains that he and his brother sold their souls to the devil for fame and fortune. They botched the last word of the spell but it still worked, and so they made a pact with the devil. Kane reveals that he cheated the devil by getting rid of all his money, thus negating the promise of fame and fortune and invalidating the infernal contract. However, the devil was not satisfied with this outcome and so he sent the Undertaker to bring back his prize. >SNM Episode 7: As Kane defends his title against David Benoit, The Undertaker and Paul Bearer come down to ringside and summon some kind of supernatural demonic apparition to KO both competitors and end the match in a no-contest. >SNM Episode 8: As the Undertaker battles Randy Savage, Paul Bearer attempts to use the book again, but his plan is foiled by Kane, who then helps Savage to deliver a beatdown to the Undertaker and Kane. After this, President Von Erich decreed that these men must settle their beef at our first gigashow. If they interfere in any more matches before Samhain Sacrifice, they will be fired.
Alright, since this is a new match type, I think a little bit of explanation is needed. It works like this: First, all the teams must draw a number at random. This number will determine their order of entry, with #1 and #2 in the ring first. The winner of that match must then immediately fight the #3 team, and the winner of that match must then face the #4 team. It’s basically a winner-stays-up endurance match. There will be short breaks between the matches so that the winners can take a breather. Whoever is left standing at the end will be crowned as our first tag team champions.
Ladies and gentlemen, this contest will be part one of our special King of the Mountain Match, and it is for the K-WAB Wrestling World Tag Team Championships. Each team has drawn a number at random to determine the order of entry. Introducing first, the team that drew #1…from Chicago, Illinois, at a total combined weight of 575 pounds...they are Hawk and Animal, the ROAD WARRIORS!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/MHrrtYPMwdncEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/9lfr18.mp3
And now, the team that drew #2... from Berlin, Germany, with a total combined weight of 470 pounds...accompanied by their manager Adolf Hitler, this is Gunther and Ludwig Kaiser, and they are Imperium!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/u4bgW9jpWlY4Entrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/ppo27i.mp3
And here is part one of our special King of the Mountain tag match! We’re starting with the Road Warriors and Imperium.https://www.bitchute.com/video/4cVsB8nA9dYi
Here are your winners, The Road Warriors!
>Well well well! They sent a bunch of nazis against us, and it looks like we kicked their axis! I guess we’ll nazi see them again tonight! GET IT? IF NOT WE DON’T CARE! The Road Warriors are the greatest of all time and now we just gotta beat two clowns and a couple fruitcakes! Those belts are as good as ours! You people at home might want to just go ahead and skip these next matches because I can already tell ya how it’s gonna end! Besides, some of you might be too sensitive to witness the carnage and the pain that these jobbers are in for!
https://files.catbox.moe/g5jqva.mp3Hey, who’s that coming into the arena? Oh damn, it’s Hangman Page! What’s he doing here?
>That’s right, it’s me, Hangman Adam Page. I bet you CHUDS didn’t expect to see me here, did you? Well listen, I came here because I want a shot at that sexual predator Ric Flair and the K-WAB men’s heavyweight championship! That’s right, I’ve come to teach you CHUDS a thing or two about respecting women and being a good trans ally! That’s real COWBOY SHIT! This company is a disgrace! You use racial slurs! You degrade women! And I heard that this company even banned all transfolk from competing! People, this is not acceptable in 2025! And that’s why…
https://files.catbox.moe/0x2cih.mp3Hey wait a minute, whose music is that?
OH MY GOD it’s Captain Confederate! He just crashed the General Lee right through the wall! HOLY SHIT!
>>19032805kek nice way to make an entrance
It seems that the good captain has a few things to say to Mr. Page here...https://files.catbox.moe/nncpbv.mp3
We'll be right back after these words from our sponsors...
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Round one is done! The Road Warriors have had time for a short rest, so let’s see who drew #3!
Ladies and gentlemen, we now continue with our King of the Mountain tag team championship match! And now, the team that drew #3… from Southwest Detroit, with a total combined weight of 486 pounds...they are Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, The Insane Clown Posse!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/M2zqptqY3O5pEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/lxjf6e.mp3
Here we go with round 2 of our special KOTM tag match! The Road Warriors Vs The Insane Clown Posse...Who will advance to the finals?https://www.bitchute.com/video/UpsOb9bUN62R
Here are your winners, The Insane Clown Posse!
Holy shit! The clowns pulled it off! And that means our final match will be ICP Vs the Midnight Express with the gold on the line!
>And now we take you live to the scene of Wolfie’s third KWAB. As you probably remember, Wolfie has been sentenced to seven deadly KWABs and this is the third of them. For a start, we have Daniel Bryan and Eddie Guerrero pouring huge amounts of beer and milk down Wolfie’s throat. And in just a minute you will see why.
>And now Wolfie must endure the HIGH-SPEED CENTRIFUGE, a training device that is normally used to train astronauts for zero-gravity conditions. And, as Wolfie pukes up the whiskey and milk, the zero-gravity conditions will cause the puke to form a floating cloud of filth, engulfing Wolfie in his own vomitous muck. OH MY GOD THERE'S SO MUCH VOMIT! That’s right Wolfbitch, choke on your own puke as you think about how terrible your four remaining KWABs will be.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for our MAIN EVENT! This contest will be the finals of our King of The Mountain tag team match, and it is for the K-WAB World Tag Team Championship! Currently in the ring, we have Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, the Insane Clown Posse!
And their opponents...the team who drew #4… from the dark side, at a total combined weight of 457 pounds...accompanied by their manager Jim Cornette, they are "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton and "Gangster of Love" Stan Lane, The Midnight Express!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/w6Bu5AowoUP7Entrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/qllmva.mp3
And here we go folks, this one’s for the gold! We have these two beautiful belts, now we just need two champions who have proven worthy to wear them!
Now it’s time for the MAIN EVENT, ladies and gentlemen. Let’s see who will walk out with the straps. Will it be ICP or the Midnight Express?https://www.bitchute.com/video/b86ogNC0355Q
>>19033040looks like i woke up just in time
Here are your winners, AND NEEWWWWWWWWW K-WAB WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…VIOLENT J AND SHAGGY 2 DOPE, THE INSANE CLOWN POSSEEEEEE!!
And what a moment this is! Juggalos all over the world are celebrating! The wicked clowns have conquered the mountain!
>>19033053WOOP WOOP!
It’s been quite an eventful night here on Saturday Night Metal. Here’s a quick summary of the match results.
Now let’s see how tonight’s matches affected the rankings. >Vader defended the #1 spot by defeating Roman Reigns (heavyweight division)>Sabu defended the #2 spot by defeating Hayabusa (cross-division)>The Road Warriors defended the #1 spot by defeating Imperium(tag division)>ICP became the #1 contenders by defeating the Road Warriors, dropping their rank to #4 (tag division)>ICP won the Tag Team Championships by defeating the Midnight Express, thus vacating the #1 spot and causing everyone to move up by one.
Next time on episode 10 of Saturday Night Metal, we’ve got another jam-packed evening of KINO to lay down. We will have Mr. Perfect taking on Tourette’s Guy, Captain Confederate Vs Hangman Page, Ric Flair Vs Sabu with the world belt on the line, and more. The other two matches haven’t been decided yet, and there will be no show next week, so the next time you see K-WAB Wrestling, we will be presenting our first gigashow...SAMHAIN SACRIFICE!
Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes our broadcast for the evening. We hope you have enjoyed this carny sideshow of demented fun and fuckery, and that you will join us for our next show, which will be one hell of a violent halloween humdinger. On a more serious note, I will have to get surgery for a rather serious physical problem on Oct. 23rd. That means Samhain Sacrifice will have to be pushed back to the 31st of October, and I will have to skip a week to make sure that everything is ready before the 23rd. For those of you who might be worried about me, there is little risk to my life, but if something happens then it was nice knowing you all. But let's not get too serious here, because it won't be long before you see the preview thread for Samhain Sacrifice, which will let you know that K-WAB Wrestling is still on track. So until next time, we thank you for watching and wish you all the best. This is Pepe Von Erich signing off. Outro Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/g49pr8.mp3
>>19033091THANK YOU GOAT PLEASE DONT DIE ON US
>>19033091show was excellent, stay safe PVE
this is actually really good shit for what it is. bump.
>>19033040good storytelling and im glad you finally did something with sid
>>19033019just can't stop laughing at the mp4, Lundy is the biggest faggot to ever live
>>19033589no lies detected
>>19033589Lundy won. OP is going to die this week during zir's gender confirmation surgery Allah willing.
>>19033953lol no one cares what you think wolfpedo
>>19033953Hi I'm George Lundy and I made this post right after gooning to some interracial brony scat porn. gooning to interracial brony scat porn helps me to forget about the AIDS virus which is slowly ravaging my body and mind, and besides, I can't do much else because I'm still on house arrest for fingering comatose old ladies at the rest home.
>>19034264Lundy, this is your mother. You get off that stupid website this instant! Everyone there has already figured out that you're a convicted pedophile sex offender! Son, you need to be more careful, I don't make a lot of money working these streets at night, I had to cut my rate in half after I blew out my pussy giving birth to your fat ass. How are you so fat, I heard crack babies were supposed to be skinny!?! But anyway, I can't afford to bail you out of jail again so you need to lay low!
>>19034319>wolfie was a crack babysomehow i just knew it kek
*Slams the trashcan on the floor*Mac: "Frank, what the hell, man?!"Frank: "What? That's part of my gimmick. I'm the Trashman, I throw trash all over the place and then eat it!" *Puts trash in his mouth*Charlie: "You are back at this shit again?"Frank: "Yeah, I hope Pepe Von Erich hears about me and let me join his promotion."Mac: "There's no way in hell, that a frog with a cowboy hat is going to let a 60 year old man eating trash to perform in his show."Charlie: "I mean, think about it. A Frog with a Cowboy with a cowboy hat, running a show with nazis and faggots, kissing in the shower, makes a creepy 60 year old man, eating trash look less far off."Frank: "Dude, Stone Cold got almost killed by a fucking monkey, you wanna have the fans see an old man getting paralyzed and raped by a bunch of sweaty, big guys?"Frank: "Now look, it's all fake, what could possible go wrong? Hey look, an AEW fan!" *Throws the can at some random guy with AEW shirt who enters*
>>19033589>>19034033>>19034264>>19034319>>19034394Pathetic and obvious samefagging. Speaking of which have you noticed OP always seethes and does multiple replies? Lmao!
>>19034685>>19033953>>19032057pathetic and obvious samefagging. speaking of which, have you noticed how the wolfcuck always seethes and does multiple replies? Lmao.
bumping the best OC thread rn
>>19033047WOOP WOOP! so glad we have a worthy pair of champs.
>>19035094this, you can never go wrong with clowns
>>19035094oh hell yea
