>>19050764>LFIdeadass thought that said LEL
>3 hour special Oh no. Not again
>>19050764>Roddy and Daniel Garcia. I’m out.
grim
Another 1 hour long Collision. I guess that's one way to cheat the ratings.
Remember Andrade?
>>19050769>Sammy Guevara is with themYeah I'd say they've gone full LEL
>>19050764Yay not one but two heatless six man tags! We eating good tomorrow, fellow meaningless multiman matchbros
>all dimes in a 10 mile radius are propelled away from the building at supersonic speed injuring and killing thousands
>>19050846he's too busy booking himself in random mexican indies, no great loss really
>>19050832They're just doing enough to honor the contract until it's quietly cancelled in December. Same as they did with Rampage.
I either watch this, or vtubers playing Pokemon.Sorry, Tony.
>>19050769I'm confused on what the world Tony's doing with them. Andrade joined Don Callis Family instead and so far it doesn't seem like Tony's biting on signing Naito.
>>19050764>Roderick Strong vs Claudio CasseroliIs this 00s RoH?
>>19050952He's been getting pulled from those dates lately. Something's up
>>19051174does naito even want to work in the US? scratch that, can naito even fucking walk?
>Skye Blue v Jamie Hayter pawg fightwelp, time to whip it out
>>19050764Reminder that this is a go-home show
>>19050764>lil mini PPV before the PPVBased Tonedawg
>>19051312>mini PPVYeah, a 6-match pre-show.
>>19050764I'm not surprised AEW can't draw for weekly TV with uninspired cards like these.
>>19050764I wonder if I would enjoy AEW if I watched it again... I kinda actually like Darby and Dean a lot, both of them. I will watch this and hope it doesn't suck, if the show is bad I am going to jump out of my second story window onto my skull.
>>19051337>1337Nice get, brother.
>>19051353It's hardly ever really bad, but weekly wrestling TV moves at a glacial pace when it comes to storyline and character development and something substantial happening and in the meantime you good or even very good matches between the same people over and over again when good or even great wrestling between a much bigger variety of wresters worldwide is so readily available every day in 2025.
>>19050764R Fraid so
>>19051353you're an eslop watching namefag you should jump out of that window for that alone
>>19050764>Kyle Fletcher and Andrade have both tried to kill you>Better team up with these two guys feuding with the Bucks against these 3 guys for some reason I shoot had that Tony has been making Kenny feud with Don Callis for 3 years
>>19050764>Hurt Syndicucks v GoAOh fuck off that garbage feud was blown off last week why are they having a no stakes match
>>19051700callis family is 1/2 based and 1/2 extremely lazy booking. every feud is beat the complete shitters, have a slightly better match against a mid tier guy, have ppv match against one of the actually good wrestlers, rinse and repeat forever.
>>19051713so they can build to the no stakes ppv match that was announced at the exact same time as this tag match for some retarded fucking reason.
>>19050764>trios match involving Jungle Bitch, a janetty's janetty, the most boring man alive, and literally who>trios match involving Sammy Guevara>pissbreak>Mox and Darby are still feuding somehow>tag match involving Daniel Garcia and Wheeler Yuta on the same fucking team >charisma vacuum vs charisma vacuum>pissbreak>WWE midcard stable vs dimeless shitters>3 hoursHoly fuck this is gonna be another 300k isn't it?
>>19051786>Holy fuck this is gonna be another 300k isn't it?back on their regular slot and making the third hour a collision will probably get them in the 400k range
>>19052346I don't know man. It should theoretically bounce back to 400k but this card's so bad I have my doubts
>>19050764Looks exactly like every other episode of Dynamite I didn't watch LMFAO
>>19050764Tony has no idea what to do anymore. He's probably counting the days down until he can just book every show for the annual heatless tournament that doesn't mean shit
>>19050764Fuck WWE and Fuck edrones
This looks like a 290k card
>>19050764>3 hour specialthat shits gonna be at 100k by the end
>6 man tag>6 man tag>women's promo>good segment>tag match>singles match between two charisma vacuum jobbers>women's match>tag matchi fucking hate tony khan more and more every day
>>19053628Many are saying this
>>19050769>>19050774>>19050805>>19050817>>19050832>>19050977>>19051337>>19051786>>19053897I HEAR THE E-DRONES CRYUNDER THE rEtard SKYBITCHTITS SQUEELS AND CRIESARE YOU READY TO COPEARE YOU READY TO SEETHE
>>19055475popped me
>>19055475Kek
>>19050764Really shooting for that record low TV rating with this one
WBD is going to cancel Collision and just make Dynashite 3 hours
>>19050764>Toni Storm>Famous Last WordsWHAT?
>>19050764Fucking BASED, lads
AEW chomos really just slurp up whaveer slop Tony feeds them huh? Luckily there isn't many of them.
>>19058574Frayed sow
>>19050764TNA is going to wipe the floor with dynamite when they get their new TV deal, this card is bleak.
>>19060216you're more likely to go into diabetic shock first
>>19057787She’s going to commit suicide in the ring
>>19060232You're more likely to have legs that work. Lol jk that will never happened.
>>19050764Unironically looking forward to that Rodrick Strong Vs. Castagnoli match.
>>19055475>>19055507>>19056675You know the singular AEW fan's seething extra hard when he starts kennyposting
>>19050832Tbs is tired of giving up Saturday night tv time to a failing product. They can draw twice the viewers just airing an old Christmas movie.
>3 hoursuhmm.. sure.. yeah, lets try that oneyou can barely hold 2 hours without dipping half of your starting audience... let's try 3The charts gonna be wilder than shitcoin prices this week
Why come the board is more active today than Monday and Tuesday?
>>19050764>Hurt Syndicucks v GOA>The week after a blow off match>And the week before another blow off matchThe fuck is this booking?
Who's Kenny got at the PPV?
>>19060785Andrade maybe
>>19060950think andrade is wrestling in puerto rico on that same day unless it got canceled
GIVE US EL CLON
>>19050977Well I started not enjoying Collision when I saw the Mixed men/women matches. That shit is actually terrible and there is a reason WWE largely avoided it for a long time. Keep the men and women separate. Nobody wants to watch that shit and the ratings will prove it.
Bleak
Golden Lovers? kek, more like the Golden Showershas anyone made that joke before? I'm pretty proud of it bros
GRIMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
