>sits on guy>plays with the guy's leg a bit>shifts position after a few seconds>toys with dude's arm>fucks around with his opponent's hand for a few moments>now he's fiddling with the dude's fingersGlad the belt is finally off of him but is this what New Japan considers top championship material these days? Fucking grim.
>>19057989The AR Fox of technical wrestling
I have zero doubt that if Zack could get away with it he'd start messing with his opponent's dick as well
>>19057989pretty sure his whole gimmick is being gay
Isnt he a shoot faggot? Sounds like a good fit for AEW
>>19057989It looks like he's erect the entire time as well.
>>19057989the lineage of that belt is forever tainted with faggotry because of gedo and tony khan. let that sink in.
>>19058243I still just can't believe one company could fall off this hard.New Japan got me back into wrestling after being away a decade and a half. This shit is borderline unwatchable, I tried watching KOPW and had to stop in the middle of the main event.Big part of the problem is that they're still trying to go for epic main events as though they still have an epic roster. They don't so this shit should be way shorter until someone proves themselves to be worth watching.
>>19058306Don't remind me, this used to be just a regular G1 card back in the day
>>19058313Kek, that depresses me so much.
>>19057997Obviously, Gable would submit him in less than a minute in a shoot wrestling match.
>>19057989Bongs should be barred from wrestling, workers and fans alike.
>>19058334Not true, Zack would totally dislocate Chad's pinky then start playing with his wiener
>>19058345this part
>>19057989ZSJ is one of the few bearable wrestlers today. Another sad, pathetic attempt from this board to be contrarian.
>>19058306I think they need to revamp some of the wrestlers they already have. They have plenty of talented athletes but they don't know how to entertain people. If I had Gedo's job my first priority would be new gimmicks all around.
>>19058745LMAO. LMFAO even.Yeah, switching up restholds every 5 seconds to play with another dude's fingers it totally dimes bro.
>>19058745How the fuck is it contrarian to think this guy absolutely sucks. No american fed ever wanted this dude and they knew he would bore americans who know wrestling is fake to tears
>>19058753Yeah, total revamp.I thought the War Dogs/Unaffiliated handshakes at KOPW was a good idea. Just destroy HoT then shake everything up, destroy old units, start building new ones.The product hasn't been fresh for a long time and that's a huge part of the problem. The wrestlers can go but they're doing the same shit they did ten years ago, just with different faces.
>>19058773I thought the War Dogs in general were a great stable and could have been used much more effectively.
>>19058816I actually liked them too, the problem is that they're an extension of a stable that's been around for over 12 years when maybe they would have been better off being their own thing.
>>19057989Zack Sucker Jr is good for one thing and that's making people realize how full of shit people who praise him are
>>19058851agree absolutely, tying them to bullet club put an albatross around their neck.
>>19057989His wrestling style is totally contrived but at least if it were used by a chick like an Alexa Bliss, you would get to see two women fondle each other in the ring for 20 minutes. Instead, it looks fake AND gay.
>>19057989I liked him as a skinny noodle man
>>19058879not gonna lie, a little more working marge's fingers and toes and that would be accurate>>19058933this, i wouldn't mind watching a chick do it but watching a guy doing it kinda feels sort of homo after a certain point
>>19057989Kek. It's the fact that he thinks nobody knows he's doing fake bullshit submissions that makes it hilarious.
But guys, he doesn't sell, so that means he's good!
"heavyweight" champion
I always liked Stan Hansen's submissions the most. Just bend body parts in ways they shouldn't be bent.
>>19057989Please understand, NJPW is in a rebuilding phase and ZSJ is the only veteran to not go to AEW. Now they are getting confident with having a new generation back. It's funny how badly Tony fucked over NJPW that it lead to a ZSJ anti-dimes run
>>19059543>Shingo>Taichi>Sanada>HonmaHuh, what you mean?
>>19057989Marx Labour Jr.Kang Luther Jr.Zack Saber TigerFuck Labour Theory of ValueCuck Bonger Bantu
>blocks you're bong path
>>19057989One of the biggest faggots in wrestling desu
>>19058745LOL? Nice bait
>>19058912>Zack Sucker Jr is good for one thing and that's making people realize how full of shit people who praise him areThat fucking part
a technical clinic from zsj and gresham
>>19059653>Honma
No slidey wheels!
>>19062937Not only do mfers actually watch this shit, but they also feel a smug sense of superiority for watching it over WWE slop.
>>19062937He literally bounces on his dick during this
>>19058243The real IWGP belt is gone. Remember that this is a new one whose lineage starts with KWABda Ibitchi.
>takes off jacket>aura immediately goes to zero
>>19058313Fale vs Tenzan 3.5??
>>19058313We didn't know how good we had it back then ;_;
>>19058745hey Tony
>>19062937Watching Lords of the Lockerroom unclipped and uncensored is less gay and more wrestling than whatever faggotry this is.
>>19059543the veterans did not give back before leaving either, who did Jay White, Ospreay, Naito or Okada put over? no one importantJay White lost to fucking GOD (literally not a thing anymore)Naito lost to Zack....he is now AEW boundOkada put over NO ONEOspreay lost to the War Dogs, i guess...it did nothing for Dave because he was not believable at the time
>>19064587White and Naito put over who they were told to put over. Arguably guys way under them. And Naito had no way of knowing he was going to deteriorate that fast, he tried to remain a loyalist to the end until the company decided he wasn't worth it anymore.Okada's the one who really fucked the company. Over ten years of giving him the rub, rub that could have gone into building other guys. And the first chance he gets he says fuck you and jumps ship.I was a huge fan of the guy but I'll never be a fan again. He's one of the reasons I refuse to watch AEW. I hope WWE never books him on account of his shitty attitude and I hope New Japan, if it's ever in a place to, never takes him back either.Okada will never be a great in my book.
>>19064570KekRIP Billy
One sprinkle of doll weirdo
>>19065114You will realize how insane you are if you say this exact paragraph but change the topic to an office job with a boss you don't like. Management will seethe when you find a higher paying job with more flexibility and upside, and then sit there in Slack talking shit about how you didn't want to train replacements and attend weekly meetings until you hit 65.
>>19058243Fucking EVIL of all people won that belt (which sent NJPW to a permanent ice cold status that they haven't recovered from to this day), says it all really
>>19065298But we're not talking about an office job.We're talking about pro-wrestling.Pro-wrestling is built on getting over. Wrestlers get over by being given rub from other wrestlers who are more popular than they are. Wrestlers only have so much rub to give. New Japan invested a huge chunk of its time, resources, and "rub" in Okada. Who, presumably, in exchange agreed to be the "Ace" figure and probably swore a certain level of loyalty to the company, as is common in Japanese society.They wouldn't have invested *that* much in him if he hadn't. They had plenty of other guys they could have invested it in, like Goto, like Naito, like a number of other guys who were in the company.Okada took that investment and jumped ship first chance he got without ever really paying the company back. It's generally assumed in the pro-wrestling world that when a company pours that much into you, you put over the next generation so the company can remain strong in the future.Again, we're not talking about an office job. We're talking about a business built on "getting over" where overness is a zero-sum game. Okada leaving was the real start of New Japan's current decline and I think it's more than fair to refuse to forgive him for that. He knows what he did.
>>19057989shinpads no knee pads in trunks is gayest look of all time
>>19065472Beggin' ya to lose weight.
>>19065488I'm 6'2", weigh around 200 lbs, and work out multiple times a week.How about you start worrying about yourself lil bro.