>Ah ha, Crunchwrap Supreme, we meet again in the land of the enchanted. This conflict will only be resolved through conquest. You, an inanimate, albeit imperceptible opponent. Me, an unwavering and resolute osculator of destruction. When I take a bite, an anagnorisis couldn't be more unequivocal. You do offer alternative paths of perturbation, including your splendiferous lettuce and hot sauce combination. Usually I levy stiff clotheslines and acerbic technical attacks, but you, my soft shell friend, will be on the receiving end of this invective promo, and then consequently my BBC: Big Bang Catastrophe in my mouth. Au revoir, you were a formidable opponent. Until we meet again...
Kek he really do sound like that
bro u are not shakespeare
>>19063297Why is this nigga still in AEW? He hasn't wrestled for almost 2 years.
>>19063297Is that Keith "Bearcat" Lee the greatest wrestler of all time according to reddit?
>>19063370kek remember all of the "how do you drop the ball on Keith Lee" comments? aewtists got real quiet about that
>>19063297He's gotta be the biggest dead weight as far as contracts are concerned left in the company now that it's becoming increasingly obvious that Jericho and Britt are out the door, right?
>>19063297>queef pee
>>19063297absolute classic that always pops me
>>19063297I thought you guys were just doing this as a meme, but this motherfucker really communicates like thisEven when talking about an incident where he was drugged and sexually assaulted, he still talks like this. This is from his twitter/x account
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>>19063297I can imagine him as a ghost standing behind swerve the genie nodding in agreement
>>19063541>>19063552>>19063561That lady in the bar ?Kevin Nash in a dress
>>19063320to milk the money mark, good for him
>>19063297feastings and mastications, m'ladle
hes FAT
>>19063320Is he actually still signed? the hell has he been
>>19063297Huge guy that can destroy you and talks like a pretentious douchebag while doing it would make a dimes heel gimmick. Shame that he’s too fat and can’t stay healthy.
>>19063297Lmao
>>19063297Based
Here's something shockingFancy word talkin'Thinks he's smart like Steven HawkingBut he's a blerd, a lisping turdCan barely lift his gut for a proper walkingI said hey Keith LeeHow's the Type BYou still munchin' on Crunchwrap Supremes?Yo Bearcat Lee, do the j-o-bBefore your heart gives out indubitably
another victim of the vax
>>19063541>>19063552>>19063561holy shit lmao
>>19063297Promo's good
>>19066081Is it? Jesus, anon.
>>19063297I know black don't crack but this dudes beard is white so is he like 70 years old ?
>>19065879Many such cases. Deserved!
>>19063297monster poo
