>Aaaaaah what a beautiful day in 2022 to walk to my ppv and enjoy a nice crisp Pepsi, I think I’ll wear my brand new Jordan’s to the aren-ACK!!!
>>19072360>oh no it’s Kenny omega! What can I possibly do against a 5 foot nothing 130lb wet noodle?! My Brazilian jiu jitsu, muy Thai, kick boxing, kempo karate and the most regimented discipline isn’t helping! Ahhh save me popa H!!!!
>>19072371>no wait no what’re you doin Kenny?! Those are brand new!
>>19072378>nooooooooooo!>*passes out and shits himself*
>>19072386>how could this happen! I’m a UFC fighter for sciences sake!