>WWE is literally about to become AI slopHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAHAHA
>artificial intelligencewell it's at least more intelligent than a dumb retard who can't check the catalog
kek
>>19072538Ya gonna cry?
He (the singular AEW pedo) remade the thread after everyone dunked on him >>19072202
>>19072518it will be better than the woke jewish slop they do now
>>19072544Glad I'm not the only one who noticed
>>19072518Fedophiles are unironically defending this kek pigs, I tells ya
>>19072518>Triple H is taking on more duties in politicsWhat?
>>19072554They would give their first born to (((TKO))) too if they asked for it
>>19072518>edrones will slurp this slop up
Dude has made this thread 5 different times now hoping people will finally give a shit lol
>>19072518this is right up bitchtits alley since he spends his day making AI edits of his imaginary internet enemies
>>19072564They’re virgins
>>19072518>faggots on this board are gonna defend it since they love making AI slop webms
>>19073330Outsmarted Triple Satan. Can't give him your firstborn if you won't ever have sex
I hope they use the Eddie and Benoit AIs
no slidey
>>19073322I've been nooooticing the mentally deficient love AI in that way
>>19072518>Source: WON
Kek based
Just rip off storylines from the 80s. Wrestling fans are incurious about our history, they won’t even know.
I aint watching, would just rather install TEW and get my fix there instead
what are they gonna do? go to Chat GPT and write "book me an episode of raw, but make Seth rollins the top guy and bury LA Knight" and give it to them?
>>19072518WWE will actually get better for about 6 months then everyone will figure out the way the AI books and it will be terrible. Forever.
soon the wrestling shows will be AI while the arguments online about them will be bots arguing back and forth about them. Internet and entertainment are dead.
>>19074478Then what becomes of us?
>>19072518oh yea? what about aew huh?!
>>19074429This is actually what they do already
>>19072518I really hope this isn't true because it's the most retarded shit I've read in a long while. And I read/pw/'s posts...
>>19072518Triple H has officially lost his mind
>>19072518>Kowsari said he would both manage AI storytelling and be a liaison to the White House as Levesque is taking on more duties in politics
I would absolutely prefer chatgpt storylines at this point
This guy's gonna train an AI on the entire /pw/ archive and rip us the fuck off!
>>19074624you def know he's gonna steal from the guy who does the K-WAB fed
>WON:
>>19072518Sloppy shop
>>19074660very astute observation fren
>>19074616>Special ServicesYeah, Special Ed maybe.
>>19074509we argue with the bots because the bots finally get so good you can't tell the difference.
Martin Luther King's heel turn is about to become canon
>>19074930Then the internet is not dead cuz we'll still be here.
>>19074977Honestly the Sora stuff is more fun to watch than modern day wrestling, sorry about the real wrestlers who will lose their jobs but it's their fault for being charisma vacuums that a fucking AI captured the feeling of a wrestler better than them.
holy fuck the slop HAHAHAHHAHAHA edrones are gonna be slurping down AI slop booking
>>19074999people call wrestling dead constantly as there's more on TV than ever.
>It's real
>>19075066>there's more on TV than ever.That's objectively untrue.
>>19074478if you see Facebook it has completely been taken over by bots, dominated by AI slop Shrimp Jesus that get 100k likes and thousands of comments per post, shit is completely cooked
>>19075075no it's fucking not. >two AEW shows >RAW SD NXT EVOLVE MAIN EVENT LFG WWE GREATEST MOMENTS >TNA >WOW>that midget show on TBSwhen has there ever been this much wrestling shit on air? this isn't even counting other countries companies, AAA is on TV in Mexico.
>>19075093All these wrestling shows on TV and big tunes Billy still can’t get NWA on the air KWAB
>>19075093During the Monday Night Wars, WWF, WCW, and ECW aired enough shows where you could watch several wrestling shows every day>Raw, Nitro>Ecw's show>Thunder, Smackdown>Heat, WCW Saturday Night, Shotgun Saturday Night>Livewire, Superstars, WCW World WideThere's probably more I'm forgetting, plus there were locals and reruns like AWA that aired
>>19075114shit, if nielsen keeps on its warpath all wrestling in north america is getting booted off tv anyways
>>19072518Sloppy shop does sloppy things
>>19072518For Indians, by IndiansKEK
>>19074429WWE Raw - The Architect's Ego Trip (A La Russo)Segment 1: The Cold Open - "The Real" Top GuyThe show doesn't even have an intro package. It cuts directly backstage to the locker room door of the World Heavyweight Champion, Seth "Freakin" Rollins. The door is guarded by two unknown security guys.The General Manager (let's use Adam Pearce for structure) approaches the door, looking frantic.Pearce: "Seth, you can't just change the Raw script and demand the main event be a burial! The network is calling!"Rollins (from inside, muffled): "Tell the network to go sing my song, Pearce! This show is a monopoly, and I am the utility company! Tonight, I bury the hype, or I walk out! Do you want a show, or do you want silence?"Pearce throws his hands up in frustration and walks away. Suddenly, LA Knight walks past him.LA Knight: "Woah, woah, woah! Pearce, you gotta stop this! Seth's hiding behind security and a GM who sounds like a scared poodle! Raw isn't about one guy's ego, it's about the guy the fans are chanting for! L. A. Knight! Yeah!"Pearce: "It's too late, LA. The main event is happening. And Seth told me, if you try any 'cheap tricks,' he's sending you to NXT... forever!" (The ultimate Russo-era non-threat threat).Segment 2: Backstage Carnage and "Cheap Heat"Throughout the show, Rollins has pre-taped, non-wrestling segments that establish him as an absolute monster:Rollins is shown in the catering area. He looks at a young, popular babyface tag team (maybe Creed Brothers) eating. Rollins walks up, knocks over their food, and smears pie on one of their faces. He laughs maniacally.Rollins cuts a promo where he directly attacks the city Raw is in, calling the fans smelly, uneducated, and unworthy of his presence. He says he's leaving the championship in the trunk of his car until next week. (This is the ultimate Russo-era title disrespect).
>>19075956Segment 3: The Main Event - The "Worked Shoot" BurialMain Event: Seth "Freakin" Rollins vs. LA KnightStart: The bell rings, but Rollins refuses to lock up. He sits down in the middle of the ring, pulling out his phone and scrolling through social media, ignoring Knight entirely.The Beatdown: An enraged Knight throws his phone away and starts attacking. Knight gets maybe one minute of offense before Rollins cuts him off with a vicious, low blow (hidden from the ref).The Swerve/Refusal: Rollins gets a table from under the ring. He sets it up, but instead of putting Knight on it, Rollins places his own World Heavyweight Championship belt on the table. Rollins gets a microphone.Rollins: "You want the truth, LA? You're good! You're too good for a spot I want to reserve for myself! So here's the deal: I'm not going to beat you with a Stomp, I'm going to ruin your gimmick!"The Gimmick Killer: Rollins grabs a pair of scissors. He locks in a submission (maybe a crossface), and while the ref is distracted, Rollins cuts a huge chunk of hair off of LA Knight!Rollins (shouting): "YEAH? WHO'S LA KNIGHT NOW, HUH?!"The "Dusty" Finish: A furious LA Knight gets a flash pin (maybe a schoolboy) for a 3-count! LA Knight's music hits! The crowd explodes!Result: LA Knight wins! (For two seconds...)The referee instantly reverses the decision.Ring Announcer: "The referee says the decision is REVERSED! Rollins was on the ropes! Your winner, and still the top guy on Raw, SETH "FREAKIN" ROLLINS!"
>>19075968Segment 4: The Final Humiliation (And A Debut!)Rollins is handed the microphone again while Knight is distraught, clutching his head where his hair was cut.Rollins: "You thought you won, didn't you, you pathetic buzzword? This is my show! And you? You are fired!"Rollins grabs the World Heavyweight Championship from the table, spits on it (the ultimate insult), and throws it at the downed LA Knight.Suddenly, the lights go out. A graphic flashes on the screen that reads: "IT'S A WORKED SHOOT, BRO!"When the lights come back up, a hulking, debuting superstar is standing over LA Knight. This is Rollins' new mercenary/bodyguard. The mercenary picks up the World Heavyweight Championship, steps over LA Knight's body, and hands the title back to Rollins.Rollins and the Mercenary walk up the ramp, laughing as the camera holds a tight shot on LA Knight, who is now:Fired (in storyline).Partially bald.Left in the ring with a 'spit-on' championship.Final Words (Rollins, screaming from the ramp): "THIS IS MY RAW! VIVA LA RAZA!" (A non-sequitur shoutout to a completely unrelated wrestler, just for maximum confusion and heat).Raw fades to black with the chaos and humiliation complete.
AI will be a better booker than Hunter.
>>19075985This is really bad, but it's still better than Paul's recent work.
Look, Paul, Tony, Gedo, whoever, give me a call. An hour long phone call, once a week, and you actually listen to me, and I'll fix your show for $20k a year.
I've been using Grok for months to write incest porn scenarios
>>19072518are corporate fags so uncreative that they have to get an AI to write fucking wrestling storylines for them?!? There are so many actual creative people in the world who could do that job, but just like always nepotism favors the unworthy and leads to the decline of everything.
>>19074651that would be fine because HHH had a heart attack on episode 1 i think
>>19076392>are corporate fags so uncreativeYes. Just look at Hollywood, they keep hiring incompetent hacks and rebooting/remake existing IPs.
>>19072518>have a department called "creative">its not creative>decide to replace it with AISad!
>>19072518Total dogshit but its not like WWE's writing has been any good for over a decade now.When your such an untalented weasel faggot that everyone universally praised Dorito for slapping your dumbass.
>>19076558That settles it, I'm calling WWE tomorrow and I'm taking that AI's job.
what the actual fuck...i thought OP might be working us but i looked this up and it's actually realhttps://www.si.com/fannation/wrestling/wwe/wwe-makes-big-move-hiring-its-first-ai-employeemy mind is blown. this is a new level of creative bankruptcy. if i ran a wrestling company i would fire anyone who even suggested some shit like this.
