If Jericho is such a fat, politcking, heat vortex, washed up shitter slob, why does WWE want him so badly?

>>19074330
Yep he's your problem now dronies

>>19074378
Say goodbye to your last star. The final nail.

>>19074367
He has six years worth of stories now, elder statesman status the moment he walks in.

>>19074396
Who could possibly care about six years worth of stories for a guy who's out of shape, can't work and saps the heat of everybody he's programmed with?

>>19074425
He's Chris Jericho, you're not.

>>19074425
He will get in shape for his last big run. Punk and Cena both did. If he doesn't, then it will be fun to laugh at. Im not above laughing at my preferred wrestling show like you cultist fags. The best times on /asp/ were making fun of the retarded shit Vince booked. Of course there were still crybaby smarks but now they feel emboldened in their shitty childish whining because of Meltzer and AEW.

>>19074330
Is there anything that Chris Jericho CAN'T do?

>>19074367
To work (you)

>>19074330
Busted Open Radio type shit is indicative of nothing. What happens outside of WWE genuinely doesn't matter. WWE has the Midas touch with that shit. This can be a disadvantage, as you will never be recognized for doing good work on your own, but you can shit the bed elsewhere and come back like nothing happened. Half the audience doesn't even know other wrestling companies have ever existed, and will never find out.
In 2023, CM Punk was fired after wrestling in front of 70,000 people in a major world stadium to open up the biggest non-WWE wrestling show in history. Despite happening only 2 months before Punk's WWE return, this was still so insignificant to the general public that barely anyone in the crowd knew about it. It was referenced in live WWE promos to absolute confusion.

>>19076240
draw a damn dime!

>>19074787
The RAM vs SMACK era of /asp/ was kino unlike any other.