LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>19080184After his training in the hyperbolic time chamber... this may finna be bussin...
>>19080184what's the deal with parker boudreaux, why is he such a memei know he's the sheesh god but is there anything besides that?he doesn't seem that abnormal or weird or anything
>>19080215He showed Triple H a DBZ AMV and told him he wanted a gimmick like that.
>>19080215I havent kept up with Parker lore in about a year, but these are the main things I remember finding funny/interesting>zoomer brock lesnar arrives to the wrestling world>he only trains his lower body, resulting in an absolutely bizarre physique >he takes 2 years to actually step into the ring because his main priority is taking pictures of his thighs and calves for instagram >he is given a terrible gimmick that doesn't fit him at all and flops>he goes to AEW and sucks ass and flops>he goes to the indies and cuts some of the most unintentionally funny wrestling promos I've ever seenThat was the last I kept up with him. I wouldnt call him a lolcow because he really hasn't fucked up that badly and he can still succeed, but he made me laugh a lot
>>19080263I found ironic Parkerposting quite funny, that dude really went the wrong way about it lol. Aparrently his parents were marketing or promotion people or something, which makes me think he could have been a lfitness influencer' with obligatory supplement brand or something gay like that and been quite successful, but he stuck with wrestling. Afaik. He's young right he'll get better.
>>19080184The state of Japanese wrestling. SheeeeshGOD Parker is the only one that looks like a Professional Wrestler. Storng style shit kill the Japanese territory
>>19080184What's so GLEAT about it?
>>19080306dude it's not literally named after the japanese pronunciation of 'great' right? RIGHT?
>>19080263His pantheon-slayer arc on here was dimes.
>>19080329I was about to say he might do okay in Japan indies then I realised what this thread is about lol
>>19080215Social media addicted hype beast you'd expect to only be in it for the quick fame, and as of NXT and AEW an utterly abysmal wrestler, now travels the globe wrestling in the world's seediest bingo halls, and there's no telling where he could show up next.
>>19080184Parker got that drip on tap, fr
>>19080410The coolest LOOKING wrestler for sure
I wonder if he'll ever get a clue
>>19080215He's a meme because of the massive gap between his potential and the reality of his shitness. People want him to succeed so they pretend he's the next Brock but he's absolutely awful which makes their shilling of him funny and ironic, up until the point he ever makes it and then they just become real fans.
>>19080263>>he goes to AEW and sucks ass and flopsHis Rampage match was legit one of the worst things I've ever seen. It was disaster kino. He has a terminal case of not paying his dues and trying to sprint before he can crawl.
>>19080410>>19080418SHEEEEESHI don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight
>>19080428He's got decent size and a unique look and is fairly strong. He has some of the raw materials you need to make it for sure. This is why people keep giving him a chance.
>>19080184>Mirko>ItalianSomehow I don't think so
He's paying his dues. He'll be NXT champion before long.
>>19080184ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
>>19080444I'm italian and I know a couple mirkos, it's not an uncommon name at least here in the north east
>>19080471Because they're slavs bro
>>19080473they both have italian lastnames, yes it's originally a slav name but cultures are not monolithic and there's a lot of spill over near borders just like you can find slovenians and croats with italian names who have no italian blood but have italian names
>>19080496>with italian names who have no italian blood but have italian nameskek I derped hard here I could delete and repost but I'll leave it cause it's funny
>>19080184this is the most dimeless gook i've ever seen
He is seriously gonna no show or this event will never happen, right?
>>19080317The last time NXT was good
>>19080496That's fair enough. Just before I was looking at a map and zoomed in on Trieste and then it blew my mind when I saw it was part of Italy and not Slovenia.
>>19080184FINALLYthe GLEATmeisteris BACK..home.
>>19080215tl;dr Parker was hyped up as the next Brock Lesnar and let it go to his head, became a meme for being literally the worst wrestler alive, and flunked out of both WWE and AEW in humiliating fashion. This made him lose the ego and get serious. Now he's drifting around the world gaining experience like an old school wrestler drifting through the territories. He's becoming fucking excellent and will be the main character of pro wrestling when he makes it back to WWE.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1epXQCUpMs
