>Let's do the same thing but 25% slower.
>>19080933So this is the real wrestling that obese smelly smarks feel superior watching
>>19080933>>Let's do the same thing but 25% slower.blud just described every WWE match ever
>>19080944>instant seetheAEWtists are subhuman.
>>19080933>>19080945What happened to all the flips?
>>19080933I CLAPPED I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT
>>19080933That's the gayest thing I've seen this week
Ricochet was still rusty when he came in but he's fine now
>>19080933not only this but they recreated that same spot each single time they faced off like the first 3 or 4 times. It was so fucking lame. I can't believe this garbage is what is considered 'good' wrestling now.
>>19081510Its not? Nobody watches the tranny rodeo.
>>19081499Haven't looked in a mirror recently, eh?
>>19080941Who is that exactly.No one watches this shit, as you remind everyone every day.
>>19080945at what point is any of this supposed to hurt the other guy
>>19081520there is still gay flippy shit in WWE/NXT though
>>19080933the original match was supposed to be the Dude Perfect or Ken Block Gymkhana moment of pro wrestling meant to pop you once and then if they could actually work a real professional wrestling match with ring psychology and fan appealbut no, some senile retard "journalist" has convinced a cult of internet faggots and the autistic son of a wealthy benefactor that this is the golden standard or professional wrestling
>>19080945>holds up arm for no reason
>>19081510No one outside of Meltzer and the trannies who still tune into this crap think this is good.Shame WWE is pretty much dog crap as well. There is no good wrestling in the West, and even puroresu is in a dark age of its own.
>>19081589You'd know better if you actually watched anything American other than WWE or AEW.
>>19080945I hate "run past an opponent who slaps you on the back" spots so much.
>>19080945The last part is completely pointless, indefensible
>>19081612I'm not a hater of indies and am definitely open to recommendations, friend.
>>19080945You can find clips of Cornette talking about this before he became a grifter and it’s really funny. He’s like “ya know, both these guys are talented and it’s very impressive but they went too far.” Now he would be all “THIS MATCH IS A COWABUNGA PIECE OF DOG SHIT WHAT WERE THEY THINKING”.
>>19080945I hate this so much, and I'm a puroresu fan.
>>19083077for me is that gay super hero pose at the end
>>19081548Hey I think Ospreay threw one half hearted punch in there that missed by like 5 feet
>>19081589There is nothing appealing about pro wrestling right now except fat-assed latinas in Mexico. It's why Steph Vaquer is so popular.
>>19081758Jim got a clue.
>>19080945I don't get it.Maybe I am stupid, but aren't they supposed to be fighting?Trying to get an advantage over each other?If you see that your opponent has jumped in the air, would you not try to grab and powerbomb him? Why are you tapping the other guy on the back? If you see him going for the ropes, shouldn't you also go for the ropes yourself instead of stopping all momentum to stand still in the middle of the ring?What is the combat advantage provided by whatever the fuck Ricochet is doing at 0:05-0:08?
>>19084183Yeah, that's why spotfest wrestling sucks.I was sore about New Japan losing a lot of talent, but I was happy to see these two go.
>>19080933>>19080945Ospreay briefly manifested a clue in NJPW then lost it and now he's just a slower version of himself 40lbs lighter and a decade youngerGrim
the superhero pose has go away heat with me brother, much more so than the flips. fucking self marks
>>19083077
>>19080945this is the moment when Meltzer fell in love
>>19084236I swear the 3 point landing pose was already getting memed on more than a decade ago in capeshit and vidya, how can they still do this stuff without feeling utterly embarrassed?Riccochet and Ospreay are the type of person who'd walk around in black leather trenchcoats after watching the Matrix and think it actually makes them cool.
