All Elite Wrestling Presents WRESTLEDREAM from Chaifetz Arena in St. Louis, MOHow To Watch: HBO MAX [Ultra High Definition], Amazon Prime Video, PPV.com, and YouTube (More Info: https://www.allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv)MAIN CARD (8pm ET / 5pm PT)>Hangman Adam Page (c) vs. Samoa Joe for the AEW World Championship>Kris Statlander (c) vs. Timeless Toni Storm for the AEW Women's World Championship>Darby Allin vs. Jon Moxley in an I Quit Match>Brodido (c) vs. Konosuke Takeshita & Kazuchika Okada for the AEW World Tag Team Championships>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher (c) vs. Mark Briscoe 5 for the TNT Championship>The Young Bucks vs. Jurassic Express [Winners Will Receive $500,000 USD]>Thekla vs. Jamie Hayter>The Demand vs. The Hurt Syndicate in a Tornado Trios Match>The CEO Mercedes Mone TBS Championship Open Challenge!
>>19086243WE ARE ON NUMBER TEN YOU EDRONE LARPING FAGGOTSTOP DECREASING THE FUCKING THREAD COUNT YOU PRICK
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KENNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
welp, this PPV is off to an amazing start
this ppv is better than i expected so far
fuck the bucks man they abandoned KENNY
welp, this PPV is off to an terrible fucking start
>>19086267cheers to that bro
>>19086274N-n-oo?
Kenny looking jacked
>>19086278what a loser
>AHHHH I MUST FUCKING GROOM AND HAVE GAY SEX!!!
Good show so far
Dynamite ass angle to set up a collision tag on ppv wtf.
Kenny's wearing pink underwear
>>19086272Fuck off drone. Cope and seethe
>>19086278me last halloween
>>19086267Cool kicks lil dude
Do they really win 500k or am I getting worked into a shoot?
Shameless Inoki plug
I want Kenny to have his cheerleaders with brooms entrance back.
based inoki mark
I don’t want to see buddy vs Kenny anymore.
INOKI FOREVERBO-MA-YE!
Josh Alexander's looks like shrivel ballsack
>>19086295it's a shoot, TK is just that generous
kenny is losing the fight against dad bod
>>19086295>Did the scripted fight have an actual $500k bonus attached to it
>>19086272
>>19086295It's obviously kayfabe ya geek.
>>19086290pics or it didn’t happen
Hurt Business intro in ghetto nigger St Louis will hit
>>19086295bro they just had the bag of money with them
>>19086295did you not see how gard they fought for it you retard stupid mark? of course is real
>>19086267>>19086278
class act, that Kenny Omega
This upcoming match is just a repeat of the Dynmaite match, that's so fucking lazy
>>19086312>>19086310>>19086308then how come there's a real bag of cash right there?
>tfw you'll never get a five from Kenny Omega
>>19086314Isn't East St Louis the murder capital of the world?
Piss break match.
I think that, people lying bout how many people watch aew on stream cuz my stream only has 275 watching their not many people watching
HS = talentless entrance merchants
I just tuned in. Is the only announcer tonight Excaliber with a cold?
>>19086323>It could be prop money>Tony Khan could've literally put 500k of his own money in a bag for the sake of making it look better
>>19086325or just go to a show
>all the streams I can find starts buffering every 2 secondsMaybe its not worth it. Maybe I'll have to skip this PPV
If Bobby Lashley doesn't come out in a Misawa themed Kimono, then Tony has failed us
we hurr peeple
>>19086328purely economic factors
>>19086338>tfw she's not 7 but 9
>>19086323That's likely play money like from the movies
I think that, Tony shouldnt have made the Dynamite into song "you wanted war" if hes just going complain about WWE fighting a war against them with counter programming and stuff it makes no sense to do that he should change the song if he doesnt want war
>>19086323tk's pocket change
>>19086328East St. Louis Toodle-Oo
>>19086328Per capital, probably. I used to go the strip clubs there. Alcohol bro
Why don't they ever have an earthquake match?
>>19086338AEW is never going to run a show in Alaska and I'm too autistic to travel to the mainland
>>19086331>their not many people watching>theirSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS>>19086341just jewgle meth streams ya tard
>heels vs heelsRiveting stuff, TK
Why does MVP wear that stupid fucking gear? He always looks like a fucking LOSER lmao
>>19086344Oh I agree.
>>19086338
>>19086331sickos arent poor they pay for this shit
>>19086328It was of the US at one point. Them Memphis and NOLA like to swap the belt.
So they’re gonna do this match every PPV?
>>19086363this but unironically
>>19086354>per capital GMS
Much respect to the Syndicate but this is my pissbreak
I dont like this PLE at all
Do you think anyone in this match listens to The Grateful Dead?
>>19086372popped me
Why did my stream just start playing ominous cyberpunk music?
>>19086374>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST RUN A MATCH BACKpipe down, E-drone
>>19086379It's my rape breakThat Nashussy is teasing me
>>19086341Poor
>>19086384Autocorrect because I'm drunk like a white man should be on Saturday night
>>19086379>not having a pissjug readyngmi
Please answer my question >>19086365Why does MVP wear that gear? It doesnt look cool at all. Has he explained why?
>>19086365Tradition at this point. It was likely a Vince idea but it got him over. Also, he's older so it hides his paunch.
>>19086388MVP probably does. You don't spend that much time in a car traveling to shows without listening to a few shows.
>>19086400JARATE
>Tea Leoni
Why does Bobby sweat so much?
Ricochet came into the Subway i work at and shit all over the closed toilet seat and then smeared his shit on the walls. He walked out of the store backwards and just stared at me
>>19086361>just jewgle meth streams ya tardHoly shit its actually working. I spent the last hour testing dozens of streams and none of them worked kek>>19086398Yeah but I wouldn't spend money on wrestling if I was rich either
Is Ricochet related to Rikishi?
Samoans are so fucking boring, I will never understand the stronghold they have over wrestling.
so the story is mvp being old and slow costs them the match so he stops wrestling and they add cedric or someone else?
>>19086423No.
I have nothing to say about this match so I'm just going tell everyone I purchased Bea Priestley's crotch rocket and leg warmers and can't wait to fap with them.
>>19086418Good morning saar
lmao
>>19086416Mass
>>19086423He's the nephew of Rico and Rikishi.
>>19086423Rick O'Shea is not Samoan, no.
>>19086426They should steal Lee Moriarty from stp
Would a downs syndrome nightclub DJ gimmick get over?
>>19086430
>>19086425Samoan wrestlers are like weed. 95% of the time they're boring, dull, shitty but when they're good, they're fucking great.
>>19086428You're a sad, little man.
>>19086402Huge fucking Malcolm X tattoo
>>19086430fucking BASED
>>19086428>Bea Priestley's crotch rocketsounds like a slang name for a dildo
>>19086428do you think itll smell
Kenny going be dead in few years aewtists hahahahs
>>19086425The Illuminati decided every race has to be the best at something at their summit in 1923.
Bobbo is my second role model
>>19086449Niggers
>>19086460I'd rather be dead than be you.
>>19086464after hitler?
This show has been 0/3 so far desuAll 3 matches have been fooking boring shit
>>19086458I doubt it
>>19086302When did you decide to stop fucking kids?
SHELTONKINO
>>19086469Kiryu
HOLY SHIT
>>19086464he's "one of the good ones", if you know what I mean
bros I got this back massager thing off Amazon for like $25 and it legit took away like 75% of my back pain within a few days. It's amazing I recommend something similar to all boomers. Just search like 'shiatsu back massage' and find one.
>>19086428At least she is committed to the gimmick and has real implants instead of the prostetics they had in the movie.
I think that, AEW need to instant replay like WWE does they never fucking do it it fucking retarded
>>19086472Insane what women will do for shekels.
Could anyone in AEW beat Shelton in a shoot wrestling match?
>>19086472please tell me she doesn't have sex with black guys
LOVE RICO
reminder that Shelton is older than Jeff Hardy
>>19086481do NOT buy this it creates nerve gasthis is an edrone trying to kill aewCHADS
>ballin' in the big 2025corny
>>19086483can you repeat the question
>>19086490drugs are bad kids
>>19086464Bobby is a good dude. Met him in Vegas randomly and he was great.
TOKIMEKI SPEAR
>Gays of Agony
Ricochet was such a funny comedy heel but he sucks now. Methinks tony fooking fumbled!
WE HURR PEEPO
>>19086490drugs are a hell of a drug
>>19086493YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
>let's go>dat's rite black bulls>beat my ass>pin me>yeah dat dere dis shieeet I be needinok
>>19086497Imagine Kurara getting her ass pounded by Bobbo
These guys lost to Buddy.
I love the Hurt Syndicate's gimmick of refusing to put anyone over
yay go bobbo
>>19086492That Jim Jones song was good nigger shit at the tine though
>>19086472Whenever I wear any thongs or bikinis like that they just ride up my asscrack and get shit stains.
>>19086507AND YOURE NOT SO BIG
>>19086502Still Paul
If there is no blood in this TNT match Darby might be getting shot
>>19086511who?
>>19086496>Bobby is a good dude. Met him in Vegas randomly and he was greatLol he was just probably trying to get away from your fat smelly aewsissy ass
>his gimmick is he's a redneck drunk chicken farmer>except it's not a gimmickMark Briscoe is one of the best fucking wrestlers of all time
>>19086517Hang yourself
>>19086511Did Buddy die from an ankle injury?
PORNOSTARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
this crowd is fucking litty, that always makes or breaks a show
4 piss break matches in a row *yawn*
>>19086497He's no Fujisaki
>>19086481Just do yoga. You can call it dynamic stretching if you're too insecure.
might be cool if mark won but they would have to have something big planned for kyle to make up for it
>>19086510She's not like that
>>19086524They do say that the best gimmicks are being yourself turned up to 11
>>19086517learn 2 wash your ass
Why come Cornette loves The Briscos so much? And are they related to Jack Brisco?
>>19086531Crown Jewery was last week thoughbeit
>Fletch don't miss>Briscoe don't missyeah, this is finna be a banger
the matches left on this PPV are pretty good
POR-NO-STARRRRRRRRR
I'm still down that Jay Briscoe die
PROSTATE STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>19086523Nah, he excused himself because he needed to use the restroom and came back to the bar afterwards and chatted for a minute. He's a solid dude.
>Kyle Fletcher
Kyle has IT.
Ecopla Fletcher
PORNOSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>19086543He worked with them and knows them
PORNOOOOOOOOOSTAR
>>19086472really demeaning for her.
>>19086540maxmoefoe soundin' ahhh
where is mjf
>>19086543He may be a liberal cuck but he still hates fags with the best southern men
Imagine fucking Kyle Fletcher. Having this sexy oiled up chad ride your cock. Id lick the bump on the side of his head. His big toned ass bouncing. I don't know where I would cum. On his oiled pecs. His erotic tight abs. His slutty feet. His plump ass. Inside him. In his mouth. On his face, his sexy nose. His muscular back. His ass crack. In his shitcanal. I couldn't decide. Id cum everywhere and fuck him continuously till he's drenched in cum for being the sexiest man in wrestling history. So big. So sexy.
Is that Fletcher screeching at the beginning of his song?
gotta love the pornostar
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>>19086553Quit trying to make Fletch happen
>>19086564>holy crap Lois, it's MJF from Israel!
Predictions for the rest of the card
Excalibur?
Fletcher's pants went into business for themselves
The pink and black looks great
time for chickenman to get gold and for kyle to build himself up to the main title scene proper
Excalibur what the fuck
>we all wouldwtf that's gay
>>19086543They have an actual gimmick and character beyond 'guy who wrestles good'
this crowd has been hot for every match. based crowd
>>19086570>quite frankly, yes>we all wouldsome of the best commentary I've ever heard
Do you think Mark says the N-word at home?
>>19086589Yeah much better than All Out
The pornostar Kyle "bussy for hire" Fletcher
fletcher is dimes
>>19086573
I think Don Callis molested Kyle
>genetic advantagecare to extrapolate?
Do we have any idea on who the Mystery champion for Mercedes is? Syuri seems like the only one that makes sense timeline wise but it would be really silly to have her or mercedes lose
>>19086594It's his ninth kid's name
>>19086600nah that was you
>>19086597you must be confusing him with la knight
brehs..
Where my Fletchlights at?
>>19086589LMAO NO THEY FUCKING HAVENTYOU FUCKING LIER
>>19086594pretty sure Mark is part n-word somewhere down the line, the nigga look cajun
>>19086604Shayna Baszler
>>19086600He just convinced him that prostate stimulation is a good trade off for juicing.
>>19086619What fucking belt does she have?
>>19086604Pretty Peter Avalon
Who brings their 10 year old kid to the front row of an AEW show and teaches them to heckle?
>>19086611based
>>19086610>muh heckin age gapSomeone tweet that nigga to go back to red dit
>>19086604Izzy
>>19086610Gives new meaning to Thesz press
You don't actually want to see Kyle Fletcher naked, do you...?
>>19086610lmfao
kyle in a lot of pain is my favorite aew match
>>19086604Mina is the easy one
If overrated had a picture in the dictionary you'd see this helium voiced Australian dipshit
>>19086635Does saying yes increase the chance of me seeing Skye Blue naked?
>>19086635Didn't you listen earlier? We all would
>>19086610This is the fanbase you have cultivated.AEW is a fucking poison.Little fucking AEW retards
>>19086640Mercedes has already beat her ass multiple times.
>>19086644No. Do you want to anyway?
>>19086610Tony got the Thesz Press
>>19086628At least he isn't staring at a monitor in a dark room reeking of spunk like some people I could name. It's good to teach them to have spark early on otherwise they might end up like some people I could name.
>>19086647Anon. Xey are clearly joking
Is Hologram fan changing clothes?
>>19086639this but Darby
>>19086604La Catalina?
>the Hurt syndicate
every single arena wants to have sex with don callis, the hottest man in wrestling
>>19086610based
how do these guys never get pierced by table and chair legs
>>19086610The amount of kids that were violated at woodstock would shock many people I think it's why the age of consent became a thing
>>19086628A good role model. If you don't give kids healthy outlets they develop bad personality traits.
Kyle's incessant screaming is over with me
>>19086647>someone said a thing online>you are responsible for thisshut the fuck up you retarded faggot jabroni
Kyle is so fucking good
>>19086666>quadsHoly shit
>>19086635How big is Kyle Fletchers hog will be the new Batista.
Kyle is so fucking bad
New thread at ~290 posts. Watch out for thread splitters
Kyle should send Mark with his brother... To hell!
>>19086668YAAAAAHHHHH
>>19086670>>19086674The duality of man
>>19086670if the rockers were never a thing, the shit member of the team would be known as the davis
>>19086666nice digits Satan, but Jerry Lawler proved that there's nothing wrong with knocking up a 13 year old hick in some backwater then riding off into the sunset to do it all again the next night
>>19086666demonic quads of trvth
why briscoe though
Hey guys I'm gonna split the thread at 289
>>19086610what was the age difference?
>>19086670you can't teach size
>>19086681It would be the Neidhart
>>19086690WHO CARES
>>19086687thank you for illustrating why the tripfagging is justified
>>19086691he was a skinny bitch a year ago so someone taught him
>>19086690Lou would have been about 110 by now
>>19086693was he based or normie?
Stringoli Oats is going to debut tonight btw
I really don't like how every single person does a 360 out of a clothesline now.
>>19086690For reference, Lou was born in 1916
>>19086693that part
kyle leveled up when he cut his hair off
100% expecting a title change here
>>19086695I wasn't actually going to do it, but now I might.
he just keeps cumming
You just know hangfaggot is sucking Joe off rigjt now
>>1908670150% chance that twitter poster is a transsexual
>>19086709Kyle should get a Yuta haircut
>>19086692sad but true
>>19086710not happening
>>19086709I hated when the Dynamite presentation was everything black everywhere.
>>19086705What if instead of No Kings we had NO NIGGERS protests?
>>19086709really crazy to see the glow up, thank God the kid got a clue or he'd end up another Serpentico
>>19086710100% expecting you to show up on pedohunters
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Crowd not particularly hot for this one.
>>19086731That was unnecessary.
The commentators wanted to see a wardrobe malfunction but it was Briscoe
>>19086743Curse
>>19086735Nope me and Eustace ain't leaving til we reach bump limit
Briscoe is going to show his chicken eggs
>>19086725Cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>19086736Neither of these niggers are that over
Kyle took the worst of that
>>19086725No Kangs
Saturday paypes have really grown on me
>>19086778Football season is dimes
CHHHYEAAAH
>>19086778Hayter use to be so hot
>>19086778Yea man its good, we just need the over niggers to show up. Darby vs Mox will be crazy
>>19086792>used to
Briscoe is spamming elbows
>>19086801I'm not JD Vance. I don't want to fuck a 70s era couch/
>>19086801Acne Hayter was best Hayter
Getting a view of Fletcher's ass
>>19086822Oedo Tai Jamie was the hottest
Based finger Fletcher
Everyone reacting
>>19086660I hope so. She makes blood rush to my groin area.
Briscoe is dead
Forever Protostar
>>19086837This anon speaks the truth.
