All Elite Wrestling Presents WRESTLEDREAM from Chaifetz Arena in St. Louis, MOHow To Watch: HBO MAX [Ultra High Definition], Amazon Prime Video, PPV.com, and YouTube (More Info: https://www.allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv)MAIN CARD (8pm ET / 5pm PT)>Hangman Adam Page (c) vs. Samoa Joe for the AEW World Championship>Kris Statlander (c) vs. Timeless Toni Storm for the AEW Women's World Championship>Darby Allin vs. Jon Moxley in an I Quit Match>Brodido (c) vs. Konosuke Takeshita & Kazuchika Okada for the AEW World Tag Team Championships>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher (c) vs. Mark Briscoe 5 for the TNT Championship>The Young Bucks vs. Jurassic Express [Winners Will Receive $500,000 USD]>Thekla vs. Jamie Hayter>The Demand vs. The Hurt Syndicate in a Tornado Trios Match>The CEO Mercedes Mone TBS Championship Open Challenge!
>>19087285FAGGOT WWE WE ARE ON NUMBER 16
>>19087283>getting worked by a slut gimmickthose are usually the boring girls IRL.
>>19087285THIS ONLY GAMEBTRAD 5
This match has taunts, swagger, color, energy, life. It's like watching Greek goddesses fight, such a breath of fresh air from that theater kid shit
Thread is moving so slow everyone will realize WWE > AEW
mina's theme sounds like that one song but i forgot what it's called
What the FUCK is an interim championship..
Mina AND Caramel Nalgas owe me sex, simple as
>>19087296>What the FUCK is an interim championshipyou workin' me rn?
I want to fuck Mina, but she's a bad wrestler.
>>19087313Dance Mode
Respect women you fucking losers
Full disclosure: I like WWE more, but I honestly think this show has been pretty fucking boring. I'm just hoping for car crash kino with darby. Bad show
Selena was mid as fuck and woould've been a nobody if she never got shot.
Statlander will interfere and make Mina win. Mone has already broken the other nigger's record, so she can start losing some titles now. Also, that would put her in a rivalry for the women's title
>>19087325lmfao i found it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zp1TbLFPp8&list=RD7zp1TbLFPp8&start_radio=1
>>19087326Sex with both women! Hot threesomes!
These is what AEW fan think is kino LMAO
>>19087302no Mina is shoot overcome with an insatiable lust for BWC I'm afraid
>Burying your own champion for a dimeless ego gimmick for a wrestler that's not over at allTone is a piece of shit for this one
>>19087335TNA Kurt Angle in AEW would be based, was watching some of his feud with Sting earlier.
Mina vs Mercedes in a Loser Gets Bukkake'd match.
>>19087343Stop, STOP
Oh wow, that's the 1287346283rd tribute to Eddie Guerrero
Did anyone else with Prime just crash?
>No Syuri>No Kamitani>No Hazuki>No Kitto>No Miu>an interim championshipTwitter is gonna seethe lolMina is based
>>19087336hello zoomer
>>19087326women aren't people, they're objects for my sexual amusement
Is there a reason why AEW PPVs need to be 4 hours long instead of 3 hours?
Bros... Imagine Toni storm positioned on all fours, with her large, round buttocks prominently raised and her head lowered, facing the viewer. Her face is looking at the you. The background is light gray. Her chest is 12 inches off the ground. bent forward at the hips with her back parallel to the ground, facing away from the viewer. The scene is captured from a low-angle perspective directly behind her, emphasizing her back and legs
>>19087308it's opthe wwefag uses multiple vpns to threadsplit to kill the AEW ppvs
>>19087347>These is whatGMS
women only are existing to be my future victims and child bearers
>>19087351Stat is about to cost Mone the belt ya dumb mark
WWE respects womenAEW dontLearn the diffrence
>>19087367gotta fit as many 20-30 minute bangers on the card as possible.
>>19087380God I wish there was any possibility at all that this was true
Not watching this atm how ling until the main event?
mina is a 55 year old woman
>>19087336She had a big ass doe
If Mone loses the title right after beating Jade's record, it's reason #37282 as to why Tony Khan is an immature petty fucking faggot gay little bottom boy
>>19087367>>19087387I wish they were 9 hours minimum
Give it to me straight guys, do girls care how hard you piss?
>>19087364https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/1oae8n5/wrestledream_spoilers_tbs_championship_open/ reddit is seething as we speak about it
Top rope Sling Blade. Some call it a Kaiser Blade but I calls it a Sling Blade.
GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT /ASP/could my 4.7 inch white johnson satisfy a woman like mina? or would the ol' worm get lost in all that breast
>>19087395She already beat it.
>>19087395why?
TONY CAN WE PLEASE JUST GET TO MOX VS DARBY.... THE REST OF THIS IS MEANINGLESS AND FUCKING BORING!!!!
is there a point to this match?
>>19087395Actually, it's reason #23587929 why he's Based.
I didn't watch stardom that much but is Xia that bad at wresting? Blake and Mina looks thriving in their respectives companies
>>19087397Girls care if you own a fucking printer. That's mad Ick right there, guy.
>>19087397hey baby, you fryin' chicken? haha just kidding
Mina keeps putting her ass in Mercedes face
>>19087407yeah for Mercedes to get her 11th title
>>19087398What a bummer guys :/
>>19087401women aren't satisfied by titfucks regardless of size, that's just a little game they let us play occasionally.
>>19087316go to the previous thread where you were already answered
Why does Mone douse herself from head to toe in glitter now?
Literally 4 of these matches so far have been Dynamite/Collision-tier.Not a good card.
>>19087408This dude spittin' FAX
>>19087395Jade was always a shitter and him strapping a rocket to her ass always perplexed me
>>19087422She was nice to look at
>>19087401A good woman's satisfaction scales with the enjoyment that the men gets from the experience.Mina is clearly a lover and not a starfish sizequeen.
>>19087358TNA Angle is one of the greatest, if not THE greatest of all time
>>19087420yeah this is fucking brutal.
>>19087420you're fucking clown shoes
>>19087420true
I think the glitter transfer is complete
>>19087420Yeah it's been a meh PPV with a 2 match card. Only match I've liked so far is the Bucks match
Lets go nigga ref!
>>19087427His comedic timing in skits is ridiculous, truly a once in a generation talent.
>>19087420That part, sadly
>>19087367is there a reason you would want to watch less wrestling?
>>19087424No, she wasn't. Burnt Michelle Obama head ass.
the most scrunched up figure four I ever seen wtf was that?
stop responding to the spamming pajeet e-drone
>>190874221. Because they badly wanted it to work out.2. She was his get out of jail free card after Big Swole called him a racist.
wait what Mina is going to win?
>>19087435Felcher vs Brisco was good
This match rules
>>19087385>WWE respects womenis that why they always make them look so butt ugly
When are the good matches? This is my first aew
Mercedes wig looks ugly af
[neighing intensifies]
>>19087444checkin' these and that part
woah surprising result right der
Disgusting fucking self-mark ugly brown cunt. The fact she's taken seriously is a testament to how much of a joke AEW is>captcha: NAGGR
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BASED ULTIMO MONE
>>19087422she has a dimes look unlike everyone else in AEW
>>19087395>reee my tranny negro has his record brokenKEK
11 belts, the GOAT i'm afraid
You couldn't give the fucking belt to Mina? She makes all the fights for Pete's sake!
fucking GRIM
I'm tonedogdawg, but big tone fumbling tonight
BOOOOO NIGGA BOOOOOOOOOOO
Congrats Mercedes you are officially the greatest wrestler EVER
KEK 11 belts....FFS
Speak of how's Ring Of Honor doing?
>>19087420I agree with you, but that is the point of this ppv. no build "dream" matches.
MERCEDESWINSLOL
Another belt for caramel nalgas
You know, I don't think her foot on the rope provided a single benefit
Can't believe Tony is getting fleeced by this ugly cunt....Actually looking at the Okada situation and AEW in general, yes I can.
>>19087448i came
wait, so the interim champ apparently just got back from visa issues? the interim champ also was fucking out? LOL.
What is the actual end game to this story? Is she going to drop the belts one at a time and go on a downward spiral? Is she going to vacate all of them for a shot at the AEW Women's title? What is the fucking endgame?
So how do you book her downfall losing 11 belts ?
I love Mercedes the joshi killer
Were gonna get 12 Belts Sasha before the end of the year aren't we
>>19087464
>>19087470You're in a surly mood this evening.
but we want mina
Yep, this PPV is going to 1am
Stat Daddy standing tall
so Mone is still going to get the world title in the end. wtf
Ultimo Dragon is a world class legend.Mercedes Mone is a nepo baby that has ** matches everywhere and genuinely looks exhausted during them.
why does stat just do ever wheeler Yuta move?
>breaking the record with an interim belt on a show not even AEW fans care about
mercedes vs red velvet finna slap
>>19087485>What is the actual end game to this story? Is she going to drop the belts one at a time and go on a downward spiral?Id also like to know this because it just seems like a giant ego-trip and tony getting worked by her.
>Mercedes get yet ANOTHER belt from a wrestler who deserves the shot/belt moreYawn
Okada and Takeshita finna win
time for the biggest piss break match of the night
gonna get this off my chest.i have a 4 inch penis
Buddy kicked out of a rainmaker :)
I'm here for Takeshita only
>>19087491>takeshita/ okada vs brodido up next big tone finna redeem himself
>>19087484>post-match assault on the champ>crowd goes wildit's time to end the neighn of terror
The 21plex is a STUPID move
i guess i'm kinda surprised that she won again
Heel ucey finna seethe in his tweet lmfaoo
>>19087494The last few have been 5 and a half hours
>>19087501This is exactly what it is. Not one ticket has been sold because Mone was there in over a year.She is the most overrated female wrestler in history.
mercedes seethers in shambles ahahahaha
>>19087494I got tomorrow off, I wish it went to noon
>>19087501but like, what kinda ego trip is winning a belt from alk;fjasklghasklgjhasklgjahklghakg poland?
ZE ALFA
ok fuck you all, from now on i have to pay attention, fuck edrones keep enjoying the show sickos
Does ROH only have black champions now?
TAKE'S THEME GOES FUCKING HARD
>this could have been buddylmao jk
Okada and Takeshita C2 finals, rematch and WK and the finale at Revolution
>>19087481You keep watching and getting upset lol
>>19087519Stop it!
Great...more ROH on AEW television.
>Takeshita WCW Thunder like mut4aopsic
>>19087485their is none, this is just Sasha being a massive mark for herself and she will not drop any of the titles for anyone and will just vacate them
>>19087525nobody watches to answer this.
>I PRESSU WRONG BUTTONOkada is funnier than he has any right to be
>Take a Shit doesn't come out to the BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHMP anymoreLame!
Are they counting the Owen belt in that total? Because that does not fucking count.
That belt looks like it was designed by a Power Ranger.
They really should give him back his rainmaker theme song...
TONY PLEASE DONT LET THE SHOW GO PAST MIDNIGHT!IM FUCKING HUNGRY AND WANT TO ORDER WHITE CASTLE WITH EXTRA ONIONS! BUT I DONT EAT WHILE WATCHINF WRESTLINF!!!!
THis new okada music is ass.
Okada's new theme song has finally grown on me
>>19087542who gives a shit at this point
>>19087519fuck you and everything you stand for
>>19087537Nah dude, you just know that like 73% of cagematch.net watches that shit.
>>19087542Worked
Why does Take have a giant WWE symbol on his back?
did okada ever hold the divas belt?
why okada rip off Sheamus?
>>19087545>>19087550he likes it, it was his choice
What the fuck was New Japan thinking when they designed that new world title belt?
i dont see Brodido retaining, Takeshita just won the japan belt and i cant see Okada getting pinned by either guy
This PLE sucks ass so far ngl
>>19087543You should see Takeshita's transformation sequence.
>>19087546>he doesn't eat when he watches wrestling I bet you save your hair when you cut it you fucking weirdo
Does Okada still do that unbelievable dropkick?
I think that, for all what the they say is good wrestling AEW will never have kino like these
Does Rainmaker mean he is the Rain God or that he makes in rain on the hoes?
>>19087546same brother, except I'm cooking breakfast for dinner whenever this is over
>>19087494FUCKING WISH IT KEPT GOING
my issue isn't even with her winning all the belts, it's more that ZERO women are being built to be the one to take it when the time comes. Not one women comes to mind who is BUILT to take it. Not just a woman you enjoy or want to fuck but one you can genuinely point at and say that's the one they are building to beat her.
Can Bandido top what Mascara Dorada did with big Take and lil Kazu
>>19087567well he's an idiot.
Can't wait for Brody to turn heel and call ice on Bandito
>>19087567Just like AJ Styles really loved that Def Rebel song, right?
>>19087574yes
>>19087546Get you some boiled peanuts to snack on homie
>>19087587absolute dimes
>>19087582It'd be different at least if she was making regular trips to buttfuck Poland to defend random belt #8. Is that happening? I know she goes to RevPro once in a while.
Hmmm I wonder if that lazy piece of fucking shit Okada is going to try this matchI doubt it. Go back to Japan at this point you fucking lazy piece of shit
How does Cornette hate this guy? He's hilarious.
>>19087591not the same thing, edrone faggot.
>>19087576He makes it rain money, period.
>>19087587The ultimate heel turn for him
>>19087587He wouldn't even call for the illegal that raped his mom. In fact he apologized because there wasn't anything worth stealing in the house
>>19087591Love it.
>>19087469fucking HOT
>>19087587Funny enough, Brody is basically everything a conservative represents in terms of being a hard working community outreach family man. If he'd just drop the shitty worthless punk act that's even more pathetic in your 30s and 40s.
Brodido sounds like a limited time burrito at Taco Bell
Is Hangman really not main eventing? Lmfao
>>19087616He should do what Buddy did and like anti trans kids and pro Jesus posts.
>>19087587>heeldid you mean to type "face"?
>>19087525black and latino.. if sammy counts as latino
>>19087614Now that it's confirmed that he died from bad bootleg carts, he's the KWAB. Like seriously, imagine dying from carts.
>>19087603>funny don't make money *puts on a ninja turtle suit and swings a tennis racket*
I think that, Hangman experment has failed they need give up.
>>19087616i agree, but at least Brody’s actually in a punk band. he’s not a complete poser like Phil
Based Takeshita-san and Okada-san
Best match so far was the Bucks vs Jurassic Express
This horsefaced cunt doesn't deserve to be in the same ring as Okada
>>19087630People have been saying this since 2019
I want to brutally anally hatefuck Aubrey Edward's in the locker room and make her bleed and cry and spit in her face and smack the taste out her mouth and make her quit wrestling
Just jammed the fuck outta my toe bros. God this shit hurts.
/fa/ as fuck
>>19087615put a beard on her and she's Ricochet
>>19087634You're going to get a crick in your neck if you take pictures at that angle.
Brody King is a cucked leftist homo. MAGA
Just got the toejam the fuck outta my toe bros. Gosh this shit smells.
>>19087637dunno why you'd say those mean things about Mina but you do you I guess
>>19087635>Bucks were the best match on the cardMany such cases.
>>19087643I really like that gimmick, reminds me of some early 00s cool.
>>19087642no sell it bitch
after the mox match im off this
>>19087646>MAGA
okay the ICE jokes arent funny can we just make fun of blacks and trans
AEW Luchas > WWE Luchas
>>19087643he really just needs a signature haircut to set off the gimmick, I'm thinking reverse mohawk with a rat tail
>>19087619means Mox is winning, Bryans gonna be in the Blood & Guts match after Mox forces Darby to say I Quit by using Bryan as a hostage
I like Bandido's mask.
>>19087476>but that is the point of this ppv. no build "dream" matches.Why the fuck would you ever do this? Just make some build to the dream matches
I think okada should go all in on comedy shit. wrestle the rizzler on the pre show. he's gonna be too old and broken for bangerinos soon enough anyway
>>19087660thanks for letting us know
I popped
>>19087660everybody is
>>19087662WTF?! IS THIS REAL?!
I'm far too tired to continue. Please don't break into my house, wake up up, and spoil the rest of the show. Goodnight /pw/
>>19087662someone needs to send him this on xwitter>>19087663I'm sorry I'm sure your abuela is really nice but you and she have to go the fuck back
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fucking okada, man
>>19087667no wonder he is not on commentary
kek
Watch WWE.
>>19087660you're staying for the whole PPV then
>Brodie finally does the macarena>it costs them the beltsnow this is storytelling
New thread at ~290 posts. Watch out for thread splitters
>>19087699I already do and regret it every single time.
>>19087670i always picture he looks like the nacho libre sidekick under that mask
Okada is the easily the best part of this show
Please dont tell me Hangman vs Joe is going to be a 35 minute "banger". We all know who's winning (the boring failed champ).
>>19087691>macarena fingers elicit a FUCK OKADA chantkek what a pro
>>19087699i can’t make it through a single show. i wish i could
>>19087708Can Joe go over 20 minutes nowadays?
>11 PM>3 matches left>1 of which is a i quit match with a planned prop gun spotholy fuck man...this is going to 2 AM
>>19087691BITCH
Is New Japan doing so bad that they have to put the belt on an active AEW wrestler?
These is really really boring.
This shit talking kid in the front row has been popping me all night
>>19087708it's gonna be a 35 minute banger where Joe goes over
>>19087682ask Phil
>>19087719FUCK YEAH GONNA LOVE THE TONESTER
>>19087721Takeshita has a 3-way contract. But they did also put it on Mox.
Okada is like an old fat dragon surrounded by treasure and gold who doesn't wanna fly around and destroy villages anymore, absolute bum.I can only hope to make it to that level someday.
>>19087632True
>>19087724
>>19087699I will as soon as it stops being shit (never)
>>19087721They have waffled too much on Takeshita's character, he should be a full on heel in NJPW
>>19087721did you watch the G1?
Boring match. Who takes the biggest shits?The smelliest?
Okada is such a funny jap...
>>19087737True and popped me
>>19087719I HOPE IT GOES TO 4 AM HAHAHAHAHAHA YES
were they chanting fuck okada
What dose Aubrey Edward's pussy smell like
>the arguing begins
Do you think anyone in this match listens to The Grateful Dead?
>>19087719fucking bazed
>>19087751
>>19087760
>>19087757bags of sand
holy fucking MEAT
Fucking bullshit nothing ppvIm outFuck this
>>19087757freshly dug bucket of Puget Sound clams
>>19087737at least he became a bum after getting the treasure unlike other bums *cough* eddie *cough*
>>19087777kill yourself for wasting digits E-troon
>didn't even know GayEW was on tonight LOLAEW
fuckin a
>>19087777CHECKED and true this show do be boring asf
Takeshita and Bandito have great ring chemistry
>>19087719based
>>19087745I did not.
>>19087777>>19087791stop responding to yourself
NEW THREAD>>19087796>>19087796>>19087796>>19087796>>19087796>>19087796
THIS IS AWESOME
>>19087795Think Sting shows up to help Darby?
This is great. I'm drunk. Fuck you faggots.
>>19087793Avatarfagging is against the rulesAnd didnt this whore fuck an entire African village in a porno? Youre pathetic
Best Blue Thunder Bomb in the business!
Bandito is one of the best luchas on the roster, with Hechicero and Hologram
>>19087804Nigga I'm high fuck YOU
>>19087803him or Bryan is gonna get used a hostage for the finish
>>19087809It's not really a blue thunder bomb unless Michael Cole calls it.
>>19087806
>>19087751Nah fuck that
This might be match of the night
>>19087812ME TOO <3
Okada's theme has grown on me.
>>19087902many people are saying this
This is going till 1am>30 minutes for fatso including entering and ending>at least an hour for the murder-sucide match
LMFAO the smile on Okada
>>19087645Ouch! Thanks for the advice.
Meaty arms Renee
Joe a fat
