All Elite Wrestling Presents WRESTLEDREAM from Chaifetz Arena in St. Louis, MOHow To Watch: HBO MAX [Ultra High Definition], Amazon Prime Video, PPV.com, and YouTube (More Info: https://www.allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv)MAIN CARD (8pm ET / 5pm PT)>Hangman Adam Page (c) vs. Samoa Joe for the AEW World Championship>Kris Statlander (c) vs. Timeless Toni Storm for the AEW Women's World Championship>Darby Allin vs. Jon Moxley in an I Quit Match>Brodido (c) vs. Konosuke Takeshita & Kazuchika Okada for the AEW World Tag Team Championships>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher (c) vs. Mark Briscoe 5 for the TNT Championship>The Young Bucks vs. Jurassic Express [Winners Will Receive $500,000 USD]>Thekla vs. Jamie Hayter>The Demand vs. The Hurt Syndicate in a Tornado Trios Match>The CEO Mercedes Mone TBS Championship Open Challenge!
HEEL SHIBATA WTF?????
FUCK THE OPPS!!
Joe came out of that looking strong
gonna get this off my chest before the main event.my girlfriend asked me to cum on myself last night and I just gave in and did it. legs up and everything, right onto my face. asshole up to the sky, the whole thing.i've felt deep, unrelenting shame since, and shes been weirdly cold to me since. did i fuck my entire life up?
>>19088347THIS IS WHAT I'M THE MOST INTRIGUED ABOUT
>>19088333AYO /AEW/ JEY USO IS NOW IN YO' CITAYYY!4 LETTERS 1 WORDUH UHYEET!LEMME GET A YEET, UCE!
Shibata cutting heel promos on his phone is gonna be something
NOOOOO TYSON KIDD DIED FROM THAT MOVE
>>19088347he should change the TTS voice
>>19088347Dimes
Tony turning the Opps heel was not on my le bingo card
>>19088358Mental-92ed yourself. Grim
WHY JOE WHY
>>19088358it's a girlfriend nigga you ain't married find some bitch and never tell her you did it
>>19088361
>>19088358>he failed the shit testlol
>>19088358I forgive you, leave that behind you faggot
Why does AEW have like 5 heel stables and only like 1 face stable
>>19088358Also, Santa Claus came down my chimney and smoked a Doobie with me, Elvis and JFK.
looking back the Hurt Syndicate winning was a giveaweay the Opps were going heel
You think Hologram is enjoying the show?
WWE: Can u Swim?AEW: NoWWE: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims.AEW: Can u Swim?WWE: Yes!AEW: Then Whats the Difference between u & Dog…WWE Shocked, AEW Rocks! . . .
>>19088358but was it YELLOWY?
>>19088358how hard did you orgasm
>>19088363lets be real tyson's neck was already fucked, joe just finished the job
Mone looks so beautiful
Mercedes starting to look like Peggy Bundy :D
>>19088386WOW
AEW back in the southwest. Based
>>19088379heels always have to outnumber faces, see: every comic book ever
Time for kino
>>19088379conglomeration and hurt syndicate are faces
>Mercedes getting a shot at Full GearReminder there hasn't be a real feud for the TBS title since Grand Slam Australia back in fucking February.
Why they say Cowboy shit?
>>19088381so it feels that good? might need to try that
Okada vs Bandido will heal nations
Need to see this fucking faggot get his artery nicked and bleed out like a little KWABDEADBY ALLIN
I'm genuinely anxious about this match. I'm expecting some proper sicko shit.
My gallery y'all
>>19088358gayest post ive ever read
She's still so fucking hot to me. I know it's a wig, I know she's a cunt but she does something to me man, over a decade I've been head over heels
>>19088358>>19088333faggots
>Darby Allin vs Jon MoxleyI'm scared lol
>Okada getting his win back immediatelygood call
yup someones getting shot
POST THE LEAKED BACKSTAGE RUMOR POST ABOUT THE SFX SHIT
QRD on why they did a segment in jail? I missed dynamite. Who was in jail?
>>19088408What's wrong with you man. Quit lusting after mentally ill men.
How long is this going to go?
IT'S REAL SICKO HOURS WHO UP
pray for darby
All we can really hope for is that Darby doesn't die or catch hep c.
SICKOBROS
>>19088406There are literally 4 arteries on the forehead, I'm shocked it's not happened before
>>19088406>kicks out at the funerallil nigga is immortal
LAST CALL BROS WHOSE GOING OVERMOX OR DARBY
>>19088420
that post is going in the /pw/ hall of fame if Darby actually gets shot
Joe is always gonna be that boss nigga, bless his heart
So if somebody dies in an I Quit Match but they don't say "i quit" do they lose?
>>19088434Mox
>>19088423All this was downloaded from /pw/ btw
>>19088435bros....is this real???
The fake rasp is the gayest thing ever
My food just got here Looks like I'm not watchingTony fumbled by making the PPV too longSeeya
>>19088420>Only a fool would think otherwise
I’m so fucking scared bros
>>19088435Anyone who believe this has 1IQ
>>19088408The shoot tranny is the least gay person in this image
>>19088440'fraid so
What are the odds they pipe in Mox saying "I QUIT" through the speakers to end the match?
>>19088426I'm crackin' a white monster to stay awake for it.sorry kids. daddy's sleepin in tomorrow.
I love how moxly looks like he's tweaking before he does his entrances kek
>>19088421Darby got arrested for trying to use a molotov cocktail.
>>19088447based
unironically buying a "Ride Or Die" Death Riders shirt
mmmmm wouldn't wanna mess with this guy
WHO BLEEDS FIRST?ODDS - DARBYEVENS - MOX
this show is 18+, e-kiddies time for bed
does mox do a callback to his deathmatch days and use tubes???
>>19088440tie
>>19088435>literally puts 1IQ in the post>/pw/ still falls for itkek
First match finish by rape incoming
consider the following: wrestling should be about wrestling, not maiming each other
>match starting at midnightthis is ominous as fuck bros, I'm shoot spooped. this feels cursed.
>>19088445There's no way it is. Too many things could go wrong with a spot like that.
>>19088440I always wondered that in kayfabe. If the other guy is clearly near death does the match just stop?
I will never say "I QUIT!!!"
I'm leaking this and could get fired but .. Darby is going to have his cock and balls stapled to his arm by MoxleyThey're hoping just to get a minor cut but there's a risk it could get into a major artery
>>19088435Sounds made upCaptcha : G0YRHOy vey
I'm scared bros
How do we feel about Creeps and Liars here?
There really should not be kids here for this match. Irresponsible manchild parents.
>>19088473consider the following: you should stop being a pussy
A quick 4 hrs!
who else hates creeps and liars here?
QUICK /PW/ POLL1) WHO SAYS I QUIT2) level of worry for darby allin from 1 to 10
>needs security with him when he walks through the crowdOoh, big tough guy.
>>19088453they wouldn't do that shitty finish that WWF did because this company is better than WWF>>19088471DDT has had rape end a match, Dino was eliminated once cause he left a train to go rape a sleeping fat guy.
Those kids have a front row seat to this bloodbath
>>19088447yeah yeah pussies to the left
>>19088358She most likely said that "she's" going to cum on herself
CREEPS AND LIARS WW@
kek this really does feel like a big fight feel
someones is ending a pig near the crowd mic
DEAD MAN WALKING
>>19088435>>19088469>>19088450-1IQKEKaewtists are fucking retarded this isn't happening
>Darby get shot and gets taken to the hospital>Darby never said i Quit so the match is techincally still going>Mox follows Darby to the hospital and they fight in the hospital roomKINO
That one female fan sperging out
>>19088483I saw an infant in the arena earlier but I think that family already left
>>19088464jokes on you i'm already in bed and ready to go to sleep since the evil hangman used foul language i dont wanna have nightmares night night
>>19088488the worry shouldn't also be darby, Mox had a nail board in his back just months ago.
Is this the most modestly Marina has ever dressed?
>>19088455>looks likeriiiiiight, "looks like"
HES GOT A GUN IN THE BAG
Lil nigga over af!
>>19088492Blood is alright to see young so they don't freak out at a random injury.
>>19088469IQ = I quit, I built the gun
>>19088505aew ALWAYS has this and it's the worst shit ever. they always put some screechy kike right next to the crowd mic.
I thought this stream hit me with the AI Dave Meltzer but this is just what Mike Tenay sounds like now? :(
>>19088488moxley8
MARINA SHIRTLESS
>>19088428Marina is gonna testicular damage his nutsies mfraid
>>19088481Darby is gonna be Tony's Owen
it's going to be a flamethrower you fucking retards. No one is getting shot especially not in this ameriburger climate
>Darby constantly loses >still always overWhat is this phenomenon called?
Why don't the entirety of the Death Riders just jump Darby right from the start instead of halfway through the match?
>>19088358>FakeAnon has a girlfriend>& gayanon came on his own face
>>19088513When the bean kicks in
>>19088526unfourtunately only Jessamyn Duke has been shirtless I have seen her nipples.
>>190884855+ with the preshowand we still have the media scrum after
Moxleys never looked better physique wise but he's also never been lamer, fascinating subject
OMG THAT LIL NIGGA IS GOING TO DIE
>>19088488Darby8.75
>>19088530Being over
WHAT'S IN THE BAG?!
I AM SO FUCKING READY
>>19088537You don't need to look good or be good at like wrestling to be good
I don't think Tony lets the guy repping an AEW flag quit and lose.
What if I told you the prop gun was really a prop Gunn?
>Darby vs Moxley>no rules gimmick match>main event of a PPVbros... this is the ultimate recipe for disaster
>>190884881. Moxley2. 6, honestly.
A E DUB IS ABOUT F R E E D O M
>>19088490security is to protect the fans dummy
hell yea, lets fuckin go
the "PROP" is definitely in darbys backpack
>>19088461called it
darby come on man you got this
Darby is getting a tooth pulled tonight bros...
Mox has nice arms (no homo) (yes mirin)
>>19088542literally a loaded firearm
>>19088545Tell that to Moxley, he needs to hear it.
Is it gimmicked blood I don't fuking know :D
What would happen if a mute wrestler was is an I Quit Match?
>>19088526She's wearing a shirt with long sleeves. I hate you for making me look and get disappointed
>>19088547to make the save from the rest of the riders
>>19088559What about his chest hair?
There are youngsters in the front row, wtf wouldn't the parents leave before this match?
>>19088563He can sign I Quit can't he?
Fucking hell
Can Marina hand all that blood guys?
>>19088549>...after midnight
>>19088552Uh huh, right.
>>19088568it's a tough world, better to toughen them up early
>>19088563He can write it down
>>19088562he was obviously punching him in the mouth with the chain
>>19088563sign language you troglodyte
Marina gives me a boner
>>19088568Are you an old white lady from the 90s?
OH NO
they should have given some warning to the crowd about how violent this match would be. FUCK man. feel bad for the yongsters in the front row and halso thoue lez zthout thez wife aeij anAe AEWW eardy allein. Daq QUIt tb hAonce rreonhce the Conrew...ebsn ad
>>19088576>>19088569Rules specifically state you have to SAY "i quit"
SPEGETTI OF DOOM
>>19088568This is nothing the average American boy hasn't seen a million times over.
OMG LMAO
SICKOS, HOW'RE WE FEELING??
>>19088567in his autobiography he said>and that was when I decided to stop shaving my chest forever. like, why the fuck do I need to shave for a fight?
>>19088568lil sickos are tougher than big fat full grown piggies
TOO FAR
Marina's outfit is cute!
>>19088568Children need to learn that THE WORLD IS COLDBETTER BUNDLE UP
YOU SICK FUCK
marina's outfit looks like something Dixie Carter would wear.
HOLY FUCIK MAN
This is fucking disgusting
can't wait for the pearl clutching over that one
I'm not watching lmao fuck this spot
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>19088591BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.
>bamboo under the fingernailsCHARLIE'S IN THE BUSHES
Sickobros, I'm actually getting scared...
Mox is sick fuck
>>19088584Signing is saying you insensitive monster
Who's more retarded, Darby or Ibushi?
>troon realized he was on national TV, front and centerlmao
Why the fuck would Darby agree to that fingernail spot? Why the fuck would Tony allow it?
>>19088598
>>19088582people buying front row tickets to an AEW PPV have seen an AEW show and would know exactly how violent this match is going to be you retard.
glad I grew up with liveleak and became desensitized to this type of stuff
Is this what Inoki wanted to see in his wrestle dream?
darby should get a z-pak for that
>>19088614>agreeHe probably pitched it
I'm calling my cable provider and getting this SICK SHIT taken off the air
>>19088591like this
>>19088614he's not a pussy
>>19088614>it'll pop the boys Tone, trust me
>>19088612Ibushi
>>19088584saying is conveying a thought through any medium, not just speaking
>>19088619If you think they actually care about Inoki whatsoever, I've got a bridge to sell you.
Inoki never dreamed about this
why is this screeching harpy making butterfree noises. escort it off the premises. ruining the fucking show.
>>19088621Smart anon. Was about to post this. In fact I will make a thread on this.
MOXLEY YOU’RE SUCH A BITCH
Got a call back
>>19088612Darby has a lower IQ but Ibushi can't function in society.Ibushi is more retarded.
>I'm gon' call up some hard, pipe-hittin' niggas, with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch, and get medieval on his ass
lol this spot again, edrones finna seethe
Ricochet's not out there!
That was literally how Larry Sweeney killed himself, so fuck that spot.
>>19088614are you seriously this big of a pussy?
>Moxley you such a bitKEK I LOVE THE DRONES
>>19088629He probably had a couple of Wrestle Night Terrors
Marina makes me hard
if i did that id probably be out for the rest of my life.
>>19088629Inoki was half-korean, so bamboo under the fingernails is actually pretty on-brand.
>>19088642Sweeney hanged himself from the ring post.
>>19088645>Wrestle Night Terrors
>>19088644kinda sad the arena was that quiet to hear that guy desu.
>>19088644bitchSorry I fuck it up
>tie up your opponent>tickle him until they says I quitain't that hard
>>19088633I hope he finds that guy in the parking lot later
hes whipping him like a government mule.
>>19088653The crowd is just in awe at the violence
>Tony-san... show me Mokusrei... and Darubi... I quit match... my final PuroresuDream.........
whippin him like a government mule
>>19088650I stand corrected but it's still lame
>>19088655Should have been the Mina and Mone stip
i want mommy marina to save me from a suicide dive then give me a hug
Imagine if the evil corporate fed end up winning the war and we never get any more badass shows like this
>>19088659kek
>>19088659Shut the fuck up and die old man>punches him
>>19088612What did he mean by this?
>>19088655Dalton Castle should win an I Quit match like this, with a peacock feather.
hey guys if you had a small penis and mox tried to take your pants off in the middle of the ring would you say i quit?
New thread at ~290 posts. Watch out for thread splitters
>>19088660Did the gov't hand out Mules outside of Reconstruction? That is a long time for a phrase to stay in the common parlance.
GET HIM DARBY
prime feed fucked up again
based lil nigga, just hulking up from those belt whips
Anyone else just get this?
beatin' him like a red-headed stepchild
>>19088671Is 5 inches small?
this has to be some sort of fetish
Darby loves this
>>19088677Prime?
gotta admit I would never have the balls to take the punishment this lil nigga takes
>>19088671no need to say if, i do.and yes id quit. i dont want anyone seeing my little pecker on live tv.
>>19088680If you have to ask...
Thank god Darby is not black
YAPPAPI
>>19088685Yep
I do that to edrones
>>19088675Glad I finally got a VPN for Triller, knock on wood no problems yet.
Ayo I think this Darby nigga gettin a boner from this
>>19088677PROTOSTAAAARRRRR
haha just like me and my dad
>>19088625>it'll pop the boys Tone, trust me
When do these fucking guys wrestle wtf
>>19088691Blacks have zero pain tolerance that's why they need 8 of them to jump one person
>>19088671Yes of course
>mox's facelmfao
For a moment I thought they were going to light mox on fire in the ring
REAL SICKO SHIT
>>19088691
>>19088691honorary, like Jeff Hardy
this needs some blood
Has Mox tapped before?
goddamn
this match has been almost ALL moxley
Corny's favorite match!
>>19088703This Is wrestling grampa
>Marina will never low blow you
>>19088715This is probably not even halfway through bro
OMG ITS A REFERENCE TO SEFF
shouldn't the electricity ignite the lighter fluid?
>>19088718he's tapped to hangman twice
So Darby will let Moxley rip his nail off but he won't let Mox tase him for real?
>>19088709this is a 10/10 match
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>>19088682Yes, deviant pervert shit
Yes this match is a 5 star classique. Darby Allen just taking punishment for 40 minutes. Nice fetish porn you got there Tony.
is this match just gonna just be 45 minutes of violence porn of darby being killed?
jesus mothefucking christ
FUCK
Does Darby have no friends
Claudio you son of a bitch
>>19088724Life is painful
WHAT IN THE FUCK
Holy fuck
>>19088739all of this but totally unironically
Pac just claimed the corpse
>>19088734An actual tasing would stall the match.
Holy shit Darby you madman.
>Ole Anderson tazing Tony Schiavone as a rib in 1990KEK
>we've never witnessed anything like that We saw it at the last PPV, Tony.
This match is fucked lol
When will this all catch up to Darby? Can’t imagine him making it to 30 without a wheel chair
>>19088761Just one of the boys stuff
Darby must have a death wish.
>>19088741Yes and you can see Marina is wet already. Gonna be a long night.
>>19088473Consider the following:Go fuck yourself
Why does this freak like doing this to himself.
>>19088772I don't know. I've never seen anyone go as limp as Darby does.
>>19088739Imagine if this was Liv instead of Darby. Would be way hotter and dimes.
>>19088772WHYTE BOI be 32
Kino mid match promo from Mox.
Lmao what the fuck
WHY IS THERE A FISHTANK IN THE RING
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I think Darby might shoot die
IT'S STINK
