>has the biggest collection of meaningless toy belts from bingo hall wrestling promotions in you're path
>>19091116>the person that challenged her just happened to have a beltwhat luck!
Sashit do be retarded and insecure
>>19091116>spends all match getting blown out>does one strike back and winsher matches are boring as fuck, it's one sided until the last 10 seconds every fucking time. whatever blackmail on TK she has must be crazy as she is absolute shit
>>19091143they don't call her Mercedes Hogan for nothing
>belt collector gimmick>doesn't have the top belt in her own company
>her newest belt is an interim tv beltLMFAO.
So I told anon what if I just reply to your posts
>>19091175you don't get it mark, the purpose of this whole run is to build her up as the underdog babyface who uses the powers of creative control and lazy booking to win the last belt just like the others!let them cook!
>>19091116It's going to be hilarious when she doesn't re-sign and goes back to WWE and Tony looks like even bigger retard than he already is
>>19091116>mercedes "plastic belts" monké I heard that when you're a woman and you go to an AEW merch stand to buy a fake prop belt, there's an 93% chance mercedes will challenge you for it.
>>19091116Legitimately, does she do anything at all to boost ratings or ticket sales? Does she sell a lot of merch? I’m generally curious.
>>19091357I don't really think so. I think she just jerks off Tony every now and then.
>>19091116What's the logical conclusion to this storyline?
>>19091116This ends with a worked injury so that she just vacates all titles and doesn't put anyone over before waiting out her contract and showing up on Royal Rumble kek still Tony
>>19091369what's the over/under on how many pins Sasha will eat? 1?the rest will be lost in 3 ways with someone else eating a pin or she'll just vacate them
>>19091369>>19091376>implying WWE would hire her again Not gonna happen.
>>19091400it is 100% going to happen, they bring everyone back
Yeah that's a belt collector gimmick. There's literally never been a belt collector that had anything but one actual belt and a bunch of worthless nonsense. Even that picture of Ultimo dragon had mainly irrelevant belts
>>19091428It's stupid and it isn't good
>>19091175>good writing is le badYet yiu don't even comprehend that her gimmick got you and is working as intended ya mark lmao
>>19091473Good morning sir
Didn't they just do this storyline with Kenny a few years ago?
>>19091116Has she defended any of the belts besides the AEW and CMLL ones?
>>19091116>>19091127What are those shitty ass bangs
Does she plan on hosting a JCrown esque tournament? Sounds like the inevitable direction and if so then I like the way she thinks.
>>19091484Yes and that was good because there were guys being built up like Christian and Hangman as credible threats to OmegaNobody is being built up as a credible challenger to Mercedes, kinda like Jeff Jarrett's runs with the NWA belt or Triple H in 2003
>>19091183she now has 10 1/2 titles
>>19091484Yes, it was why AAA's partnership with AEW soured eventually
>one of the belts is a tournament trophy that doesn't get defended>another belt is a burger king crown
>>19091831the Queen of Southside is unified with the RevPro strap and hasn't been a title for a few yearsso that's another that doesn't count
>>19091357The promotions she wins the title get the draw pf having their youtube videos with her match gain thousands of views in a matter of hours. Something they wouldn't be able to do if it was two local wrestlers fighting for the belt. So for them she's a definite draw in terms of online presence
>>19091124no she said before the match that she was accepting challenges from other champions for title for title
thats awesome i dont give a fucka person holding a trillion belts at once is always hype
>>19091357https://x.com/WhiteBoyGroove/status/1978099748969037954
>>19091363shit i’d give her all the belts too then. with as much adderall as Tony is on it could take him hours to cum
>>19091424they havent brought Saraya back
>>19091400what makes you think she burned bridges with wwe lmfaoo
Jej he's seething hard right now
>>19091831>another belt is a burger king crownThat’s the CMLL Women’s Championship ya ignorant uncultured swine
Never cared too much about her but seeing a heel so reviled and polarizing in the post-kayfabe Internet era makes me think she must be doing something right. So many heels today try to get the fans "in" on the gimmick so good on her for this.
>>19091909she walked out
>>19091932Guess who walked out with her
>>19091932cody was sending subliminal shots at wwe when he was in new Japan cm punk also walked out
>>19091917
>>19091116The one belt her teethy horse face can never win though
>>19091116Becky won.Charlotte won.
>>19092139yeah your mom has held that one for a long time
>>19091357Her quarters usually plummet
You remember when WCW tried to redo the Goldberg streak, but with Sid? But unlike Goldberg organically winning a bunch of matches and getting over, they had Sid win handicap matches and count it as multiple wins, or have him win matches he lost, or have him win matches he wasn't even in?That's what this feels like. It's like a parody of Ultimo Dragon's 9 belts. Ultimo won it in 1 single night tournament, Mercedes goes to these random indie promotions no one has heard of and wins a belt every other week. Soon she's gonna start winning backyard and e-fed women titlesAlso, it feels like Mercedes, since she's left WWE, has been desperately trying to prove to the world, and prove to WWE in particular, that she's just as big and as much of an equal of Charlotte and Becky because WWE never pushed her at their level.This belt is to peak of that and it doesn't make her feel on the level of Becky, Charlotte, Asuka, Iyo, Bianca, and Rhea, it just comes off farcical
>>19092209>and Beckybecky got punched in the nose charlotte's run actually makes sense
>>19092209>Charlotte, Asuka, Iyo, Bianca, and Rhea,she is in the same level as them you jeet
>>19092209>reddit spacingdidn’t read
>>19092246Lmao, no she isn't.All of those women, except Charlotte, moved ratings, moved merch, and were in pivotal stories that meant something.Mercedes has been chasing Takeover Brooklyn for the last 10 years and she's never reached those heights.
>>19091955if there was ever a face that deserved to be cummed on
>>19092265>Mercedes has been chasing Takeover Brooklyn for the last 10 years and she's never reached those heights.this is what you think in your jeet mind lmfaoo
>>19091943punk walked out on vince not gaytch. sasha walked out on gaytch
>>19092226Still coping? The Man still making ya seethe?
>>19092277sasha walked out on may 2022 vince hasnt left till july 2022 what are you talking about
>>19092287why are you assuming that im seething
>>19092277She did try and negotiate a return in 2024, the only problem was the only alleged offer she would accept was one she pitched where she gets more money than any other woman, a personal writer, basically everything she has in AEW now.
>>19092290i can see in gamethreads that you guys complain about her
>>19092320There are a handful of people that never got over /asp/ getting btfo by based Bex, correct.
>>19092328this guy is an esl bumping his dimeless threads lol
>>19091940Remember that Sasha pitched a fit because she and Bayley lost the tag belts at Mania, it really should've been the biggest red flag that she'd be a massive pain in any company where she gets any pull
>>19092348you're a mark that still watches so who cares lmfaoo
>>19092246
>>19092379Ironic posting bayley
>>19092348I wonder what's going to happen a year from now when she's buried the entire women's roster, has both belts, like, what are the rest of the girls supposed feud over? Tag belts and that's it.
>>19091116I've heard of "buckle bunnies", and even "snow bunnies" but never a "belt horse"....You kids sure are gay these days.
>>19092401she's dropping it once she beats jade's record
>>19092414She already has
>>19091175That's the point, the story is she's traveling the world, building up her skills to challenge AEW champ Toni Storm but Toni politicked her way out of the match, so what's supposed to be the emotional apex of the story is now an eventuality when Mone beats transitional champ Statlander.>>19091369Mone vs Storm. >>19091399At least 2, AEW world and CMLL she'll drop the others idk>>19091802Tell that to TNA, he was a terrible champ who nearly killed that company
>>1909182411 belts 9 championships.Owen Hart is trophy Rev Pro championship is represented by 2 belts
>>19092474>TNA>he was a terrible champDo you realize how many guys were terrible Champs in mid to late 2010s TNA?
>>19092491He didn't even have the decency to lose the TNA title to a TNA guy.
>>19092246>>19092272Hi Mercedes
>>19092512Oh okay you were talking about Kenny, there we go, you need to be specific when it comes to terrible TNA Champions
>>19092549ya seethe?
I couldn't care less if she's the champion of a Lithuanian indy promotion, my problem with Mercedes is that she ends up hoarding the AEW and ROH women's belts and their divisions become stagnant because of it.
>>19092590Says the bald girl with the gasstation store tier belts.
>>19092680yup you're seething
Jej
>>19091175That just proves she's not Horsey Hogan. :)
>>19091183Tony is a dipshit and loves interim titles as a booking crutch because he thinks he can then do real champion vs. interim champion for all the marbles as a big money match. Same as how he does random tournaments when he has no idea how to fill out shows or "eliminators" (having the champ lose) to get title matches. He's just lazy and stupid in a different way than Gaytch is.
>>19093289nah you are
>>19091357>Does she sell a lot of merch?She does when compared to other people in AEW, but no, not really. Items that have only had 50 units for sale are routinely some of AEW's top sellers
>>19091940Everybody blamed Sasha and said she took advantage of Naomi. And Naomi has Uce connections. Not the same
>>19091943Imagine comparing Sasha to Punk
>>19091940based slayomi winning the top women’s world title and getting pregnant. Sasha just got some cheap toy belts and a divorce.
>>19092369She's lucky she has a few haters otherwise nobody would talk about her at all
>>19091116Same person that said wwe creative was toxic because they would decline her pitches for storylines. Same person that quit WWE because they were gonna book her in a program for the women's title but she would be jobbing. Same person that cried and walked out because she got booked to lose the tag titles
>>19094059>few haterskonnan eric bischoff cornette and coachman arent a few lol
>>19094094>Same person that quit WWE because they were gonna book her in a program for the women's title but she would be jobbing.who was the champion?
>>19094094>wwe creative was toxic because they would decline her pitches for storylines.Gee I wonder who goes over every time I'm her pitches...
>>19091116Tony doesn't understand what belts even mean. Belts don't give legitimacy to a wrestler. A wrestler gives legitimacy to belts. He thinks Monke will somehow stop being a dimeless shitter if he gives her 10,000 belts but that isn't how it works. She's just a dimeless shitter with 10,000 belts that are being devalued by being given to a dimeless shitter.
>>19094585you're acting like she wanted to go over charlotte when it's just dana brooke or another jobber lol
>>19094616learn how to type you jeet
>>19091369Sashit vacates the belts because of an injury or her period or something and never actually loses them. Then Tony can do what he does bes and hold a tournament for the vacant TBS title which Sashit enters as a surprise entrant and wins.
>>19094620>She just wanted to go over Dana BrookeYeah, I believe that as much as I believe Brian Cage saying he's natty
>>19094946>Yeah, I believe thatyou should
>>19091831>CMLLI think you mean Rey Burguesa
>>19094094Same person who brought in her own personal yes woman to be her personal writer for her specific angles but who definitely doesn't have creative control and even if she did doesn't exercise it to put herself over.
>>19094946Fucking a man
>>19091116I don’t know how this works but is Tony literally paying for the belts of other companies despite Sasha showing zero signs of being a draw?
>>19095080>I don’t know how this works but is Tony literally paying for the belts of other companies despite Sasha showing zero signs of being a draw?are you dumb? https://x.com/WhiteBoyGroove/status/1978099748969037954
>>19095105I’m not watching some faggot tik tok from faggot twitter you faggot.
>>19095121
Those belts must have some worth if anyone cares she has them juss sayin ahaaaaaa
>>19094946>Brian Cage saying he's nattyI dunno, he takes photos of himself at the gym so I'm inclined to believe he works for them gains
>>19091884That in no way negates what he said, ESL retard.
Marty Jannetty is like Hangman Page
I love how bad Mercedes makes the piglets seethe
>>19095528>makes the ratings go down every time she's on the screen>is part of the reason why AEW has fallen to 400k>"heh, she's making people seethe"
>>19095542>>is part of the reason why AEW has fallen to 400kyou're so mad that you made this up lfmaoo
>>19095545He was being charitable; Dynamite did even worse than 400k last week lmaoooooo
