Explain why he is so desirable to every woman on this planet. He is old and fucking ugly and he's not even in shape either. He has nothing that most women like. I don't get it. Yet every girl wants to fuck him for some reason.
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>>19091206haven't we had this same dumbass thread several times
>>19091212No
>>19091206People taking pictures with someone famous is something that happens, stop watching porn and start living in society and you will know
>>19091241>incel copekek Punk creampies your waifus daily.
>>19091206Phil got prim Rhea too. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>>19091241Rhea admitted she had a crush on him as a teenager.
>>19091206mmmmmmmmm fuck yummy fucking Daddy cock
>>19091253>Punk creampies your waifus daily.
He’s confident and nice. Has style. Small peepee that won’t hurt during intercourse.
>>19091379Both of them do. BBC and fat Daddy BWC.
>>19091387>Small peepee that won’t hurt during intercourse.Incel cope. Women love the BBCs that spread them open.
>>19091206He married a Indian boy that has borderline personality disorder...how desirable is he really?
>>19091406Women see him as helping the needed.
>>19091379That buck is zesty.
>>19091206anyone who is famous can pull at least some poontang, it doesn't take anything special other than that. women are hardwired to seek "high status" males and a famous dude will usually seem high-status to most women. also, I have yet to see any evidence that Punk has any special attractiveness to women. He probably comes here and spreads fake rumors about himself lol.
>>19091438CM Punk had bitches lusting for cock before he got into WWE. He was fucking Maria Kanellis and Daffney.
>>19091404That part.
>>19091404This is actually the incel cope. A big part of becoming an incel is conceding in your own mind that you are physically incapable of being attractive. It alleviates the responsibility of approaching women or doing any kind of self improvement.
>>19091490Pasty dysgenic white hands typed this
>>19091448yeah i keep hearing people claim he fucked this bitch and that bitch but I see no evidence other than people taking pics with him which doesn't prove any of it.
>>19091206If your just a barely above average dude that runs around going I'M THE BEST IN THE WORLD you'll generally do better than you actually deserve. People are retarded and will believe what people say and not what they see with their eyes. Fake it until you make it.
>>19091206He is not old or ugly. He's quite handsome in fact, always was, even with his hair bleached in proper white trash fashion. He has also mastered recently the feminist ally sociopath personality, and looks rugged enough to be believable as a bad boy which is a dangerous combination - bad daddy (formerly bad boy) that has a soft spot for women, especially younger naive ones.In truth, we know about his old comments about women having no place in wrestling in any way but as ring rats, but girls don't. And if they did, they would love to think he has changed anyway because of the aforementioned reasons. Women love those type of guys, and they are drawn to them like moths are drawn to flames.
>>19091490>in your own mindAnd in the mind of women. Nobody is getting wet ober your 4 incher bro. There's a reason big dick Batista managed to cuck John Morrison. Because down there, those 2 were built different.
>>19091644>big dick BatistaAnon... Batista is Asian...
>>19091676>he doesn't know the locker room rumorsEven CM Punk has referenced that shit before.
>>19091676he's also a tranny loving fake christian who got shoved up bitchtits' ass.
>>19091676Cope.
>>19091206Most women are retarded.
>>19091737sad but true
Even the younger girls love him too. Look how comfortable they are with his hand being on them. Gotta love the Punkster!
>>19093421ChoMo Punk at it again
>>19091206It's fame. That's it. There are streamers and youtubers that have small followings we are talking maybe 200 people watching a live video that get pussy thrown at them. I once was on a date that I felt was going badly so I just started making up wild shit saying I was a popular food youtuber and she believed it and the date did a 180 and I even hot to fuck a girl that was out of my league because she thought I had a level of fame
>>19091206>Punk is wearing the short people's boots that make him look talleroh no no no
>>19093421Uhhh, what's that white strap on her leg? Is her underwear falling off or something?
>>19091206Have you ever considered treating your mental illness that makes you obsessed with creating a variant of this thread everytime a pic is posted of Phil posting with a woman. Dont answer, its a rhetorical
>>19091206Have you heard his promos? He can talk the talk and doesn't sound as lame and fake as 90% of everyone else.
>>19093421>girl that came to the show to hate on Punk ends up very happy to meet himhe really does have something that they want.
>>19091644Most women don’t want big ones. They heart. My wife’s sisters exclusively date Asian guys and this is one of the reasons given.
>>19093579>They heart
>>19091206She's cute.
>>19091206He's reasonably handsome and apparently girls like his voice for some reason
>>19093446It's her penis strap that holds it down it came undone at a terrible time. You know how Punk loves troon kids.
>>19093579>tfw your wife and her mother are trying to brainwash you into getting a penis reduction>tfw you are starting to consider it just to stop the bitching
>He's reasonably handsome and apparently girls like his voice for some reason
Probably has mastered that trick of pulsating and wiggling his cock without moving his body inside a woman's twat. I learned I could do that when I was young and I could have low-cardio sex & make her cum plenty of times. Tantric sex w/o all the yoga horseshit.
>>19091540Bryan Alvarez has hated his guts for almost 20 yrs cos he got to fuck prime Maria & Alvarez didn't get to met her even when he & Buddy would try out for dark match jobber matches in Seattle or Portland. His wife probably decided to think about divorce when he lost his mind during 2022 Punk Drama & Chico Seethe.
>>19093446She's subconsciously ready to throw her panties at him. Underwear has already prepared itself for the fling.
>>19091206Women like ugly men who are personable, not fat and act like their concerned daddy. It's only natural. With CM Punk he's one of the girls and you're reading it wrong
>>19091206Best in the world it is simple as. He is the best so girls fuck him.
>>19091615>that has a soft spot for womenHe abused a young girl who tried to wrestle, blocked Daffney from having a WWE career, and he says all women in wrestling are rats. Now he's me sensitive and buying Starbucks cards to them while kissing their asses. He isn't straight edged. The Saudi episode is just the most recent example of him being a poser faggot with no morals.
>>19091615He also resembles a recovering alcoholic who went to "the school of hard knocks" who's making some type of effort to be a positive person but still has an underlying layer of bitterness and still comes across as an asshole, but not to women who subconsciously are reminded of their fathers and want to repair their broken father relationships from the past.
>>19094480>Alvarez has joined the chat
>tried doing the Punk gimmick at work>bbe 30 and a virgin>work with a bunch of 17-21 year olds (It's target)>the girls all instantly like me>all talk to me during breaks and shit>tell them I hate trump and ICE, that men in general all ust want to fuck and don't care about a girls feelings >the dudes their age all hated me and called me a pedo>gimmick was working fine until some girl who was 18 kept texting me and wanting to hang out>never had this before and it felt like the shit I missed out in high school>take it too far and start falling for her>give her a letter saying how I feel, show up at her house uninvited at times>she reports me to HR>get fired cause she told them I was stalking her even tho 3 days before that we hung out stillBut before that, acting like Punk actually worked.
>>19091206Girls like gays and want to take photo's with them.
>>19091206diaRhea mogged
>>19091206I won't bother going into looksmaxxing autism, but he's not ugly at all.
>>19095749>but he's not ugly at all.
>>19091448it’s not all about wwe. he was still a performer at that time. even nobodies get ass when they perform in public (i.e. local bands, small theatre productions, etc)
>>19095981>guy who has done pretend fighting for most of his life and real fighting for a bit is missing a toothWhatever, he's still handsome
It has nothing to do with how he looks, hes mid af btw. He's just one of those sharped tongue manipulative guys that stupid women get grifted by. Funny how it didn't work in AEW, says a lot about WWEs women and retarded fanbase
>>19091206who's that kid? she looks like rhea wtf??
>>19096232It's her 16 year old sister hugging a smelly sweaty Punk
>>19096185He has changed 100% his strategy, out of necessity.It didn't work for him when he went full self-mark with the "Best in the World" gimmick, because he really believed his bullshit and got kicked out of the Fed for it.He went to AEW still high on his own farts, thinking he had to be the indisputable big boss of the place since AEW was smaller than WWE, and got kicked out too.But since his return to the Fed he has mellowed out a lot. Now, maybe a retard may believe the whole "I've changed, I'm more mature, I'm a good boy now" gimmick, but it's pretty obvious he's putting on an act in the way he keeps seeking the spotlight, rubbing up to whoever is popular at the moment to remain relevant. Haitch and TKO don't give a fuck as long as he keeps selling, which he does, and Haitch is probably enjoying humiliating him (giving him his WM main event only to get Night 1, the Saudi debacle, jobbing in every feud, etc) but Punketty can't protest because if the WWE throws him out too he has no big promotion left to go. He's basically runner up for KWABOTY this year because he keeps eating shit lmao
>>19096185What's makes him sharp tounged? Got any examples?
