bless, HH
>>19123086we miss you big hulkster
>>19123086Enjoy Hulkster. You earned it. Miss you.
>>19123086Maybe on planet retard hes down there in Hell
Tell me Hulkster, is Andre able to take a comfortable shit in heaven?
>>19123086How's the temperature there, Hulkster?Is it cold?
>>19123422Sup Hogantranny?
>>19123427NTH (not that hulkamaniac) but i bet they have a massive toilet made of solid gold just for Andre.
>>19123086Some day, we will meet again. You were my Hulk-a-friend. ;_;
>ahhhh the clouds are fluffy
>>19123086heck yeah brother
>>19123427>>19123437>"Hey, thanks for asking. Andre's doing really great, brothers. His back feels really great, he's finally got himself a nicer set of teeth and thanks to his cattle ranch up here, he has BBQ's everyday. He's got three of his own vineyards that he tends to and his restaurant just a cloud away from mine is hosting both Biggie and Tupac's concert after parties. I wish you could have all heard the banger of a show when Ozzy got here. I mean, whoof! Boss has got EVERYTHING custom made to his size now: Cadillac, showers, hot tubs, Zoot suits. You name it. I meet up with him on his cloud that looks like his old home village of Molien, France, and we play cards, drink red wine and laugh all night, brothers. He even got to introduce me to his parents and his mom can really cook a good roast. He even has his own custom made controller and we play FirePro tournaments from time to time; Giant Baba and even Roddy Piper joined us last week. It was great, dudes."
>>19123488this one hit me in the feels brother
>>19123086>>19123426>>19123488>>19123518Heavenly imagery, brother.
>>19123522>>19123518>>19123458>>19123474>"Hey dudes, whatever you do, brothers; don't be scared. Don't ever be scared. And don't ever get down by what people say about you, or me, or what gets written here. I for one can't wait to see every single one of you again up here with me, with us all. And that goes out to all my haters and naysayers too; what grace has been given to me by the biggest Hulkamaniac up here sitting right next to His dad on the throne I hope finds its way into their hearts, even though they say cruel things. I understand, brothers. Life is...fleeting. I cherished and appreciated it all; from the roar of all the crowds of my lil' Hulksters and Hulkamaniacs around the great and good earth, to even the small things like ladybugs crawling across a leaf. Take ALL of it in, brothers. I know you'll all go through some times of your own, but when your day comes to step through that curtain one last time and you hear that final count to three. Remember this:>"Its the most beautiful beach you've ever seen, the most welcome sun, the most golden sand. White shores....and beyond..."
>>19123580the power of hulkamania is real and its in this post brother
>>19123580this is what i needed to hear. usually im the one trying to inspire people with hulkster promos but youre the top babyface today, brother.
>>19123580Promo of the year
HULK AIN'T IN HEAVEN
>>19123685Your troon ass sure as hell ain't going there, either.
>>19123734monitor. on. NOW.
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>>19123086Sure he is.
>>19123685He’s somewhere where it isn’t cold, brother.
>>19123950Absolutely; the weather in heaven is gorgeous.
Tony Khan is going to Hell for all his evil ways. But I kinda hope Hulk Hogan forgives him for the Lifetime Ban. Of course evil Tony reneged on the Ban just so he could get that Hulkster Tribute bump in his dying ratings. They don't even do 500k anymore.
I'm not going to heaven, I jerked off to futa
>>19123488>andre has bbqs in heaven>hulk is bbq in hellpottery
>>19123427You don't have to poop in heaven. Unless you want to, of course.
>>19123086Nah he’s an adulterer that coveted his neighbours wife. He constantly lied throughout his life. Everyone hated him before he died. His family never contacted him while he slowly died over the course of two weeks in agony. But at least he’s on the Mount Rushmore…of KWABs! He’s he hell enduring an eternity of agony. LMAO
>>19125461Who, Linda? That gold digging whore who got photographed practically nude by her own son?
>>19125461Sorry, troon. You're wrong.Actually, I'm not sorry. You should apologize for continuing to go into the wrong bathroom.
>>19125461>He constantly lied throughout his lifeIn a business filled with liars and scumbags>Everyone hated him before he died.Not true. Jimmy Hart, Bam Margera, Triple H, Stephanie McMahon, and Vince McMahon, Kid Rock and Eminemm Ric Flair; Dennis Rodman; podcaster Theo Von attended his funeral. His wife Sky Daily and ex-wife Linda Hogan were also present. Including Kevin Nash, Ted DiBiase, Jim Duggan, John Laurinaitis, Sting, Lex Luger, Jeff Jarrett, Paul Wight, Adam Copeland, Jacques Rougeau, Dean Malenko, X-Pac, RVD, Booker T, Shawn Michaels, The Undertaker, Jimmy Hart, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, Tito Santana. Jeff Hardy (attended with brother Matt), Eric Bischoff Conrad Thompson, Myles Borne and your current United States President Donald Trump tweeted about it. You're a fucking liar and you don't know a fucking thing you're talking about or allow to dribble out of that second asshole underneath your nose. You lose, tranny.
>>19124358Can't be any worse than Hogantranny who got so buttmad he posted his troon porn.
CheaterBetrayer of FriendsGot cucked by his son's friend Bad fatherBad wrestlerBad businessmanDrug addicted freakAlcoholicCompulsive Liar Everyone that is not evil hates him except for people trying to make a buck from him I'm afraid he's inHell
>>19126807>Cheater>Betrayer of Friends>Got cucked by his son's friend>Bad father>Bad wrestler>Bad businessman>Drug addicted freak>Alcoholic>Compulsive Liar>Everyone that is not evil hates him except for people trying to make a buck from him>I'm afraid he's in>Hell
>>19123580I hope black women and azn girls are there. No black or Asian men, though.
>>19123086Hey Hulkster, is Tony Khan allowed past the Pearly Gates? He is evil, after all.
>>19123086Hulk hogan? wtf I thought he was dead and in hell lol
>>19126961
>>19126961he is and all his closeted tranny chud supporters are going to follow him there.
>>19127062After you, of course.
>Hogantranny is self hatingkek
>>19123488The Protestant take that in Heaven you will still have a restaurant job and musicians will be performers are always so wild me to. Like the whole Bible is about how early pleasures are bullshit so why would heaven have food and concerts?
>>19127131Because humans like good food and like to go to concerts?
>>19127131Will I still have my mental health problems if I get into heaven or will god fix them?
>>19127125And an obsessed faggot.
>>19127155nah hogantranny is they guy defending hogan calling everyone a like a schizo lol
>>19127131they’d be optimized, heavenly versions of earthly pleasures. man was made in god’s image so why wouldn’t He have His children’s creations in eternity too? it’s not like subway and sbarro are going to be the same in heaven as they are in laguardia
>>19127131>>19127165Nog free restaurants and no jeet hands handling your food at any time before it reaches you is the literal definition of heaven.
>>19127159Would you mind repeating that, saar? In English, perhaps?
Hogaaaan We miss ya, jack!!!
>>19126935Tony Khan's presence is needed in Hell - that's where liars go
Rest in Power, Hulkster!
>>19127155>you made this imagecareful, you get any hotter under the collar you’ll be the same temperature as hulkster baking in his own juices in hell
>>19123488this brought tears of pure hulkamania to my eyes brother
>>19127305his tears evaporate before they even form due to the intense heat in hell.
>>19127313NOW LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING MEAN GENE BROTHER! I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND I SAID MY PRAYERS, I TOOK MY VITAMINS AND I HAD A FUCKING HEART ATTACK DUDE! NOW I'M UP HERE IN HEAVEN DUDE AND I'M REUNITED WITH MY BROTHER SCOTT HALL AND HE SAID HEY YO HULKSTER ARE YOU REALLY GONNA LET THESE FUCKING NIGGERS SPIT ON GRAVE? AND I SAID HELL NO BROTHER JACK I'M ABOUT TO LET HULKAMANIA RUN WILD ONE MORE TIME FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE. SO I TALKED TO JESUS BROTHER AND I SAID JESUS! BROTHER! I NEED TO GO BACK TO EARTH AND BE A GHOST FOR A BIT SO I CAN TELL THESE FUCKING NIGGERS TO KISS MY TAN ASS DUDE. JESUS SAID HULKSTER YOU GOT IT BROTHER AND MAKE SURE YOU HIT ONE OF THOSE NIGGERS WITH A BIG BOOT FOR ME DUDE! I SAID SURE THING J-MAN AND NOW I'M HERE TO SAY FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCKING NIGGERS BROTHER. YOU BLACK PIECES OF SHIT COULD NEVER BE ME BROTHER. YOU COULD NEVER BE AN ICON LIKE ME YOU TALKING FUCKING MONKEYS. I HATE YOU NIGGERS AND I'M GLAD I SAID WHAT I SAID SO YOU CAN GO JUMP OFF A FUCKING CLIFF NIGGERS BECAUSE I ALWAYS GET MY WIN BACK AND WHATCHU GONNA DO NIGGERS WHEN I HAUNT YOUR BLACK ASSES FOR ETERNITY AND HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOUR ASS WITH A RED AND YELLOW POLTERGEIST BROTHER!
>>19127319gms
>>19127286>>19127319>>19127336>"WELL, LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN', GENE-O! WE ALL KNOW ABOUT THE TRAINING AND THE PRAYERS AND THE VITAMINS, BUT SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY, A BUNCH OF FAT FAGGOTS IN DRESSES TURNED THAT INTO SAYING FAKE MADE UP TROON WORDS LIKE "CHUD", DILATING THEIR BARF-SMELLING AXEWOUNDS, AND CHEWING ON H.R.T. PILLS LIKE THEY WERE M&M's, BROTHER! HULKAMANIA STANDS FOR THE TRUTH, THE LIGHT, AND THE AMERICAN WAY! THESE FAGGOTS IN DRESSES LITERALLY SLICE OFF THEIR LITTLE HULKSTERS, DUDE! LIKE, WHO THE HELL DOES THAT, MEAN GENE?! AND THE ONLY CONVICTION THEY HAVE THE COURAGE TO COMMIT TO, BROTHERJACKDUDE, IS BEING THE MOST ANNOYING BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS OFF THEIR BRAINMEDS FAGGOTS ON THE INTERNET THAT THEY NEVER PRY THEIR DOUGHY-ASSES OFF THEIR TRANNYPISS SOAKED LIGHTLY-SHAT IN OFFICE CHAIRS AWAY FROM LONG ENOUGH TO SHOWER OR GET SUNLIGHT! IT MAKES NO SENSE WHY THEY HAVE SUCH HATE IN THEIR FAT-CLOGGED HEARTS, BROTHER! THEY HATE THAT THEY WILL NEVER BE WOMEN OR ONE OF THOSE ANIME GIRLS THEY DELUDE THEMSELVES INTO THINKING THEY LOOK LIKE! MAKE NO MISTAKE GENE-O, WHEN I'M DONE TAG TEAMING WITH JESUS FOR THE GOLD AND SLAMMING BAD GUYS AT HEAVEN'S SILVERDOME, THESE FUCKING TRANNIES CAN EXPECT THE BIG RED AND YELLOW BOOT IN THEIR FACE AT THE PEARLY GATES, DUDE! CUZ THE HULKSTER KNOWS THEY GO "--ACK!!" AFTER KICKING THE CHAIR AWAY AND THAT FINISH JUST DOESN'T WORK FOR ME, BROTHER!! THEY CAN CHECK OUT ME FLEXING THESE 24-INCH PYTHONS, THE LARGEST ARMS IN HEAVEN, AS THEY SAIL ON DOWN TO HELL AND STRAIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE BUS EN ROUTE TO THE NINTH CIRCLE WITH THE REST OF THE NIGGERS! ROSA PARKS CAN SAVE A SEAT JUST FOR THEM, EVEN IF SHE AND PRINCESS DIANA HAVE TO HOLD THEIR NOSES THE WHOLE WAY THERE WITH THEM!>WHATCHA GONNA DO, TRANNY FAGGOTS, WHEN THE ETERNAL AND ETHEREAL HULK HOGAN, CLOSES THE GATES AND DENIES YOUR ENTRY INTO PARADISE ON YEEWWWWW??!">Gene:"Longfellow...couldn't have said it better."
>>19127286>you made this imageActually, I didn't. Seems like other people around here hate your stupid spamming tranny faggot ass too.Signed,Your dad.
This post made me tear up, brothers.>>19127343
>I’m in hell brother
>>19123086Miss you Hulkster. We'll see each other eventually.
>>19127410Stay mad at the Heavenly Hulkster.
>>19127465I’m not mad. I love waking up and realising hogan is still dead! lmfao
>>19127514Oh, you mad, all right. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWIIeh1PCJo
>>19127175I got bad news for you. Jesus is a brother, brother.
>>19127165I assure you most white Christians will tell you the best pizza they ever had was at an airport, and they didn’t tip.
>>19127966Jesus was no nog.
>>19127996Obsessed.
>>19127976In Heaven, we use the word, brother. >Hulk Hogan had blessed this post
Brooke Hogan I'm convinced is possessed by the Devil.
>>19123488>>19123580We miss you GOAT
Based thread.
>>19128498Brooke's just an idiot.
>>19127382We don't sign our posts here.
I'm afraid he's burning in hell like the cancelled dead chud bitch he is.
SLAM EM', HULKSTER
>>19130106>24 inch one eyed python, brotherJust ask Heather Clem. Whites rule!
>>19125461>>19126553>>19126556>>19126632We're not gonna address the coveting his neighbors wife thing? Okay
>>19123488...which is what he would say in his mind to distract himself from the fires of hell burning his skin off.
>>19123086Dimeless posting all around in this thread. Hogan’s in heaven right now but he’s most definitely ashamed of the fact that none of his fans in this thread know how to cut promos. Shameful fucking work.
>>19130076You don't speak for me.
>>19130106SLAM EM HULKSTER!
>>19130106SLAM 'EM, HULKSTER!!
kek what a dead bitch
>>19130249No one cares what you and the voices in your head and walls think.
>>19130428But enough about your disappointed father killing himself because his son became a tranny.
>>19130450lol you seem sensitive
>>19130531Like how your nu-vagina is sensitive to rubbing against fabric or sensitive to everyone's noses because it feels so bad?
>>19130577you sure are obsessed with transexualsperhaps you should speak to a therapist
>>19130673Perhaps you should seek rope and a long wooden box.
>>19130673Says the faggot obsessed with desecrating and disrespecting the dead fixating so hard on one you'd think he fucked your mom.
>>19131119just imagine partying with hogan and andre. gallons of wine, buckets of beer, and all the juvie juice you can drink brother.
>>19123086based
>>19123086>>19123435IT’S COLD!!!
>>19130432Nah I just think it's funny you'll be okay with a guy breaking the 7th commandment because he said the nigger word
Last weekend, I was in a very dark place. Chicago. And I needed Hulk's guidance and grace, so I prayed to him as I was about to be mugged. Out of nowhere, ICE arrived and tackled those criminal aliens. Saved my life. As they left, I thanked them for their service. And I shit you not, one ICE agent had a nametag: "Terry"and he said,>"No problem, brother!"ICE is divine intervention.
>>19132135we need to figure out a way to weaponize Hulk's Heavenly Crusaders (ICE) against gAyEW - how many illegals do you think work for the Khan Family?
>>19123086"Heavenly" Hulk Hogan challenged Chris Benoit to a Soul On A Pole match. Hulkster won and freed Nancy & Daniel from Hell. Benoit was banished to live inside some anons wall.
kek what a dead bald BITCH
>>19132924this one
>>19123086Based thread. Hulkamania is immortal, and so is Terry Bollea. Let the heaters seethe!
>>19123488>Biggie>TupacSay it ain't so, Hulkster! Niggers, in Heaven?!?!Wait . . . this has to be the Devil in disguise trying to trick us all!
>>19133590the heaters are happy because they’re cooking the chudster for eternity in hell
>>19132845>Benoit was banished to live inside some anons wall.damn i hope it isn't my walls, I already got big show living in there
Based Hulkster.
>>19123086Lookin forward to seeing you in a match up there, Hulkster
>>19134810Demons are only forced into a wall if the home is already evil. On the surface, could look like your average AEW fan. Just stay out of the basements. They're haunted.
>>19130249He also believed in reincarnation
>>19123086But where is the challenge
>>19136701100% in hell.
>>19123086>"hello brother Terry, is Izzy up here? if not please reincarnate me as her vibrator."POOF!
This whole thread is fucking retarded. You utterly worked, pathetic faggots seethe so hard over some shitposters memeing about Hulk's last year and post about it on this blackhole IQ of a board. You're all idiots. For a board that's supposed to be "smarks" you're all a bunch of fucking marks pretending some idiot you never knew personally or will ever know is in wherever made up place you believe in. This whole thing is fucking stupid and you're all dumb fucking apes for letting it get to you instead of doing something meaningful with your time. You're a bunch of subhumans obsessed with false idols and digust me. Hopefully one or all of you will die or improve your life, but it makes no difference to me. Fuck all of you, and fuck pw.
>>19143416Didn’t read. Hogan is dead and being tortured in hell. KWADB! lololol
Chud Hogan is burning in hell for hurting people's feelings I'm afraid.
Is Hulk Hogan still banned from AEW even in death? Evil fucking company if so.
>>19123488>ozzy in heavenEverybody knows ozzy is in hell making bat soup.
