WHOAAAAAA Edition LIVE from Mullett Arena in Tempe, Arizona>Cody Rhodes and Drew McIntyre in the house following chaotic brawl>Ilja Dragunov to issue a United States Championship Open Challenge>Tiffany Stratton will take on Kiana James>Shinsuke Nakamura & Rey Fenix battle the MFTs in tag team action
I'm drinking Coca-Cola zero sugar
BASED LIL NIGGA
>show in a college basketball court Grim
>>19128460Imagine if Buddy was the challenger wowowwowowowowow
>>19128460Does he support the illegal invasion of Ukraine?
Drew the shitposter
WE JOBBIN IT ALL
>there are NINE fucking coconuts on this show
>>19128455Ok but where has Dolph Ziggler NIIII poster gone
>>19128559he met the same fate as Nash on that solemn day
>Rey Fenix>ShinsukeThis team just screams of "we didn't know what else to do with either of you and need someone to face the not-bloodline"Isn't Fenix a face, and Shunsuke a heel?
>>19128629Shin has been gone for awhile so it's fine for him to return as a face, he returned in Japan
>>19128446Tama getting fat
Isn't Shin a heel? Why is he teaming with Phoenix
>>19128640He was gone? He wrestles about as often when he's around as not that I hadn't noticed.
i dont wanna match, i want a match
>>19128653he returned as face as indicated by his theme
>>19128629shinsuke is just filling in the gap that andrade left
>>19128446>8:45 pm>only 1 thread>only 17 postsBahahahahah gayWWE in the fucking MUD. Etists seething!
>>19128895this is the backup thread, pigwheels
>>19128897No, it's not.
>crowd was actually cheering for drew earlierwhat is going on
End this fucking match alreadyank2g
still thinking about those bbcs
remember when ghoulia's retarded fans thought she was gonna challenge tiffany and win and become double champnope instead you get her manager wrestling for her instead and a 17th jade rematch BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FUCKERS LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
Psst. Hey you.Yeah, (You).Watch AEW.Thank me later.
Giulia should hop into the ring and press her face right into Kiana's butt hole.
>>19128910this but me instead (in kiana's place)
one of the worst matches of the year
>>19128909>watch AEW
>>19128910Giulia's butthole is cuter
>>19128916>one of the worst matches of the yearThats every match in gayWWE
why is this actually a good match
Why would Tiffany’s character wear camouflage?
WWE is rascist and needs push my queen Giulia
>>19128895We were in here retard>>19126618
>>19128920whats with the rape dungeon local?
Holy fuck, I can't believe Tiffy didn't just kill herself on that swanton
Ffs
NEVER RELAX
>save her>attack herlol
This is just the Rhiyo shit but terrible
wtb ebony dommy mommy
SON OF A BITCH
JAAAAADDDEEEEEE
>>19128930cena reference (he is about to retire)
Jade is so shiny.Hot.
JADE HEEL TURN
Jade is never winning
why the UNHOLY FUCK was jade cargill not a heel THE ENTIRE TIMEholy shit THANK GODDDDDDDD
Jade Cargill looks like a Mortal Kombat character
>>19128945She takes an extremely late turn on those. She needs to fix that or she's going to end up in a wheelchair or worse.
Don't mind me just shilling the AAA event for tomorrow >6pm EST>8pm MX>Wyatts 6 (probably) VS Psycho Circus (Tag title championship match)>Nattie vs Lady Flammer vs Lady Apache (Female championship match )>Dom vs Dragon Lee (Mega championship match)The other 3 matches are not gonna be on TV but there's some dude on youtube that streams them.Where to watch?>Space (Mexico)>HBO MAX (VPN set to México)>Twitch (sail)>Mundo lucha (sail)>Go Luchas (sail)
>>19128945that was a close call to cripple time
>>19128962My hemmhroids aren't bloody.
THIS WAS PRE TAPESPOILER ALEET HOLY COW
At least they finally realized Jade as a face fucking sucked
Heel Jade looks awesome, this works for me.
Jade was always a heel to me
>>19128966nah she actually might now with this turnbianca comes back at the rumble/chamber and takes it off of her
>>19128460fuck that zigger piece of shit SLAVA UKRAINI
>>19128945every single time she does the swanton my blood pressure goes crazy but people told me that's just how the move is done or it's how jeff did it or something
its about time they made her a heel, id be okay if Jade won now
Around blacks, never RELAX
Jade should have been doing this from the start.
jade got a scar and is now Aunt Emity From Mad Max
Jade can turn heel on my tight, white asshole anytime she'd like.
Jade is gonna be so much better as a heel
US OPEN CHALLENGE BROSIT'S TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know what (You) did anon.
Why was Kevins Owens and Brons Brakers the only ones that took the belts
>>19129000EL IDOLO
why did ilja age 16 years in 13 monthsslav genes?
>>19128920Iove Giulia
That scar looks good on her though
Ilja is such a fuckin geek, man.
IS HE SHITTING?
what an awful turn, almost no reaction
Hunter should have been using chatGPT the whole time.
>>19129003KO is his bff and Bron is the future of the company
im not thinking bout those bbcs anymore. Sami is so ugly
>>19128973Weird the pic got corrupted
Jade does not have heel mic skills
Heel Jade beating up Tiffany gives them both a better fued
>>19129015Shut the fuck
Ilja's so fucking unhinged. I love him.
Career ending injury for Sammi Zayn when ?
next week jade will join kiana or something, and they will hold the belts and never wrestle
>>19128961can you blame her
Why did he do it?Why do all the zoomer athletes keep doing it?What's with the neck/throat tattoos?
Jade Cargill should be the next Women's Champion
>>19129026He's special in the retarded sense
>>19129027When you have sex.
>>19129026Torpedo Moscow is based, hope he doesn't end up with Benoit level brain damage
>>19129018Natty is looking extra bogged in that pic
Is Ilya Dragunov a good promo/character? The first time i saw him was last week. His intensity just now with that sami segment was great.
>>19129034he developed jowls so it takes the focus away from that
Asian women love Ilja.
>>19129019It'll be the same as her face mics but, she'll be wearing darker outfits.
>>19129019She has, just let her be herself.
>>19129034It's growing on me.Deal with it zoomer.
>>19128500no one cares about that anymore
>>19129018I wish AAA was on Netflix so I could keep up with that weekly on place of Smackdown
>>19129018is el grande americano going to wrestle lola vice
>>19129042great in ring poor everywhere elsefantastic in ring real story in the matches
>>19129042Ilja acts like wrestling is real which makes him very based in my eyes. His work with Gunther was incredible.
>>19129012She got some heat when she stood in the ring with the title. But she didnt hold it up. That would have gotten another pop
>>19129042He is the intensest human alive
>>19129042He's always been good but that tattoo sure isn't
>>19129058But wrestling is real
>>19129049That just means people hate her anyway not that she has good mic skills
>>19129058Wrestling is real.
>>19129042He's got great intensity but, his promos are Gunther like in that he doesn't use phrases correctly and it sometimes makes him sound like a retard.
Time for Brock Lesnar
>>19129059i think giuria got a better reaction when she attacked tiffyno one wants to see jade vs tiffy again
>>19129042ilja's character is basically shonen anime protagonist. he is like naruto that has to keep the 9 tailed fox inside of him from coming out and raping everyone. he loves naruto.he had a sort of family man backstory as part of his gimmick, the good guy that needs to tamp down the demons for his family, but he left his wife and child for asian slizz.
Ilya needs to come home to AEW and wrestle with the best. He's being wasted in gayWWE.
>>19129042his run with melo and trick in NXT was great
Jade is so hot right now
>Giving a mic to JadeThey never learn.
>jade
why did they make jade a heel so quickly?
Late but based Ilja getting hyped up by Sami
Are those real stitches?
oh fuck I live in Venezuela and a fucking B-1 bomber just flew over my hou
Cathy Kelly is in dire need of my completely underwhelming sexual skills.
0 pop for ilja
>>19128446Maybe it's the top working me, but it looks like Jade got Chyna-tier implants when she was running towards the ring.
>>19129037Last night with your mum ?
>The US championship owned by a RussianWhat did WWE mean by this?
A Dragon!!!
jade is worst promo than the ESL women
>oba comes out and buries him
>mic right next to the one singular guy booing Ilja Kek
>Booing the Russiankek
I could still see Cathy's nipples poking through that button up
>>19129083She has a scar now. No choice.
Thanks for answering my Ilya question bros. For all the many faults this board has, people are always more than happy to answer a question which I really appreciate.
The scar looks really good with her new heel pers>>19129084ona
i'm betting........ berto
>>19129083She's been a face since her WWE debut
Why do they call him "The Bad Dragon?" Is it a sponsorship of some kind?
APPOLLLLOOOOOOO
>>19129083jade sucks as a face
Weekly Ilja banger? Nice.
>>19129083>so quicklythey should have turned her heel a year ago
>>19129090He’s one of those guys who come out to crickets but then when the match starts thw crowd is always invested in the match
>>19129086Fucking time. Fuck Maduro!
Jin Tala is a lucky women
Nash has been pretty good as of late
Will we see a live sex celebration between Ilja and his new girlfriend?
>>19129077Jaxton won't fuck you, pigcrip
Talk about your shit tattoo
losing yourself in your own classical music is the ultimate kayfabe
I miss that two week period where Ilja randomly had NFL Films music as his entrance (I get it, Czar's Horsemen for the Czar, it's still weird).https://youtu.be/2-PjKqWRIZ4?si=A8csITktpD13GXlY
ilja stop pausing you're gonna get WHATted
Heel Jade will be dimes, just let her vent.She being a pretty face was terrible
>>19129083She's physically scarred scarfaceIt's over for any kind of face run
NEVER GIVE UP
>>19129115he also spent his first 6 months on raw being Brons personal jobber
>>19129118What? They are dating?
>obsession in my loins
>this nigga crying over a meme chantGrim
i won this belt from a grey man
>>19129118>breaks up a marriage >gets fired>has to stay hooked up with a manlet for moneyReally, anon?
ANDRADE IS IN GORILLA
I think Ilya is officially going to be one of my new favorites. I love his look and outfitsDrewBronKnightGunther IlyaMy top 5
Please gib Gunther return right now
Welp. No andrade
>sami zayn>great man
OH MY GOD NOT THIS GAY NIGGA BRO
NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONGNO DONG IS EVERY TRULY DIDDLYI POST THE CRINGE YOU NEVER COULDAND I WILL ALWAYS BE FINNA(SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED)NO MAN IS EVER TRULY DINGNO MAN IS EVER TRULY DIDDLYI POST THE CRINGE YOU NEVER COULDAND I WILL ALWAYS BE FINNA
NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG
>>19129083quickly? they were too late to make her a heel, shouldve been before her 10th match with tiffy
>>19129147too bad his music is shit
lol Ilja got a transitional reign
Ah, Zelina became Scarlett
>We've got Karrion Kross and Scarlett at home
Oh. Zelina is the new Scarlett.Ok.
DINGDONGDID-DLY
Aleister vs Ilja might be based.
>Zelina twisting around for BlackLel Kross really thought he was hot shit with his mumble spoopy shit
We got Kwab Kross and Scarlett at home
They just gave him Kross' gimmick all they way huh
BASED Aleister
Aleister is more cringe now
NO DIME IS TRULY EVER DRAWN
PAIN SHALL ENTERTAIN YOUPUT IT ON A SHIRTLET MARK RIDDICK DESIGN ITPROFIT
another fucking snooze fest
Yeah, Im starting to think Open Matches are based
incoming Priest
neither of these guys should lose. What is the angle here? Priest fucks the finish?
Aleister Black's theme is pretty based y'all
Zelina>BlockheadI'm not even a spic like that, it's just a fact.
So Zelina crawls on the floor and spreads em wide Yeah he can stay now
This theme is too good to be wasted on a fucking faggot like Aliester Blacked
SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED
Buddy’s friend Vs Ilja is cool.
>>19129183It's laaaaaaaazy booking, my guy.
>Same camera angles and everything.Jesus
>>19129187Hopefully Priest fucks the entrance so we get a real challenger
>want to start ilja's open challenge out on the right note>give him melikely blax and his dimeless skank wife
>>19129056There's 1 unnanounced match it they could probably be involved>>19129055There's not a current weekly show until next year once the Space contract expires so you are good if you watched the last AAA event from a month ago
>>19129172I’m thinking this will be match if the night bros.
>>19129175Kross and Scarlett if they could wrestle and talk
Evil Zelina looks good
AND WE WILL NEVER BE FINNA
>>19129192He like Black Dahlia Murder and Killswitch Engage, faggot is cringe
kek the Blacks are doing this way better than the Krosses
This could be a PLE tier title match
Putting them together was a good move for both of them
The GENDER BENDER
Ok so they didn't renew Scarlet and Kross because Black and Vega is basically just the same gimmick?
WE WANT KROSS CHANTS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ngl the entrance is pretty hot. they have organic sexual chemistry
Why are they only pushing White guys who are in interracial relationships? Is this why Drew keeps jobbing?
>live sex celebration at the start of the match
Aleister WHAT?
>we want Kross
These two are Rhea and Buddy’s neighbors :)
Lmao zelina is trying to take the whole spotlight.shes doing a lot. They dont blend at all. She really hot though
>>19129157I be singing these lyrics when the theme plays
>>19129216and being dimes, unlike kross and his marksmark wife
At least The Dutch faggot isn't height mogged here.
>Ilja will have a higher powerlevel than Black
We want Kross chant stopped after the first bump kek
kek zelina doing work for aleister
>>19129216Probably.
Von Erichs say AEW carries the spirit of wrestling and keeps it alive not gayWWE.
>We want Kross chantsDo you guys reckon they regret re-hiring Truth?
Zelina's an upgrade over Scarlett
>>19129229I'm fine with it. I thought Scarlet was most hot but Vega is hot too and HHH made Black so I get it.
Ilja's gonna be out for a year plus again in no time
>We want Kross
WTFis Ilja the 2nd best seller after JD McDonagh?
>first time these two have ever faced off
>having to sell for a womanCouldn't be me.
How long is the Strawman Man vs Food gimmick gonna last ?
>>19129187>can't even start ilja's reign off with a clean winhonestly this would invalidate sami's reign too, this would be retardedthey should have given him like berto or ciampa or something
>>19129236Literally who?
>>19129240Has Truth done anything since putting his phone in a toaster? When was that, Wrestlepalooza?
>>19129231Naturally, Black has never been good
I prefer smol over bimbo so, I am OK with this switch.
>>19129236Kevin von Erich puts over the company that's dumb enough to pay his dimeless kids.
>Wife just said, "Zelina is no smoke show."
>>19129232They're try to make Blake and Zelina the new Kross and Scarlett
Why have Smackdown crowds been the only ones to do any Kross chants since he left? He wasn't even on that show
I miss Kross.
>>19129248Indies are non canon
>>19129215Is this a baphomet thing? How big in the occult are they
>>19129229scarlett is WAY hotter than zelinathey should have fired kross and zelina and then paired black and scarlett
>>19129236This dimeless shitter went from Pizza commercials in the 80s to cosigning a coke snorting Nepo baby
>>19129250About half as long as Epic Meal Time.
>>19129259You should go fuck some sense into your wife before someone else does.
>>19129267It’s just Aleister. Zelina is catholic.
>>19129272Why is youtube content so cringe ? Prank videos too, we know it's fake and gay
>>19129203Intriguing, what is the event tomorrow called?
>>19129236No one else knows who the fuck the Von Erichs are nowadays, not even in DFW
>>19129275Puerto Rican Catholic, it's basically witchcraft too
>>19129275>Zelina is catholickekall carribbean latinas practice satanism even when they say they are christian
>>19128455Hey, me too
Based match
THIS IS AWFUL CHANTS
THIS IS AWESOME
This match feels different and I like it
this crowd is very good
JESUS
Need to see this fucking satanist faggot botch a moonsault and break his neck like a little KWABFUCK ALISTER BLACKED
>>19129293Where the stock image of the guy screaming into a megaphone
not really enjoying this matchpain is not entertaining me
Based CTE spot
>>19129306I FORGOT IT
Reminder that Aleister Black tore his testicles in NXT.
I have fruit flies in my apartment and they won't go away no matter what I do.
>>19129308well it shall just wait
>/pw/ shits on manlets>turns out they're the best sellers in the business
euro-wrestle banger
kek that sell by aleister
>>19129319you have to get rid of the fruit
I love this little nigga
>>19129325Jds not a manlet
I get why Vince hated this guy. Even wrestling Dragunov, it's just fucking dull.
>>19129328he didn't have to hold it for that long kek
>>19129319Take your trash out more frequently and Google how to clean your drains.
Is this the begin of the new Jericho vs Benoit series?
>getting beaten down and pinned by another man while your wife watchesIs there anything worse?
The based russogermanic vs the cringe Dutch edge lord faggot
People who get excited about seeing themselves on the screen are fucking cringe.
>>19129337do you think vince liked ilja
>>19129325having good selling as a manlet is perfet for underdog matches
baking new
>>19129320>>19129320>>19129320next thread
>>19129325manlets are more aerodynamic so they can bump better
>>19129352Good little threadbitch. Youre our little slut.
>>19129340huh what you mean
>>19129331Did that. Set up traps which caught about two dozen of them but, there is always one flying around my head when I'm watching TV.
>>19129358shut up nigger tongue my anus
Zelina got BLACKED?
He's Iljaing up, brother
>>19129339Bought a new garbage can with a tighter seal and change it weekly. I'm alone so, I don't make much garbage.
>>19129346was Vince still in charge when Ilja became more promient in NXT?
BRAINBUSSSTTTAAAA
>>19129018Why do I never hear about AAA events wtf? Do they have a weekly show or something? It’s so confusing
