THE RULES:>New champion is decided by dubs>A post that gets dubs but isn't directly replying to the current champion doesn't count>A post that gets dubs but has no image attachment doesn't count>Anybody or anything is eligible to win the title once these basic rules have been followed
>>19132245The current champion is.. this guy?https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19022522/#q19042033
>>19132245Ok
>>19132246I respect you bug, I do. But what if Grug
>>19132246starts raping ya
>>19132246
>>19132246>steps on u
>>19132299
>>19132299>five moves of doom
>>19132299Not so fast!
>>19132299BOBBO
>>19132355GIVE ME WHAT I WANT
>>19132355
Yo yo yo cut the beat and make me champion
>>19132355Strap a rocket to Big Chungus CAW, he's ready
>>19132355taim to job bobo, to rible aids
>>19132500>Outwrestles u>Axe Bomba>Drops the leg
>>19132500
>>19132500It should’ve been me…
MIIIISSSSSSTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRR
KENNEEEDYYYYYY
….kennedy
>>19132500YEAAAAAH
>>19132555ack
>>19132555
BEASTIALITY SEX
>>19132588didi mau!
>>19132555>>19132588HANDS UP NOW HANDS DOWN BACK UP BACK UPTELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO NOWKEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
>>19132555>>19132588Kneel melanin lover
>>19132588
>>19132588time to retire old man
>>19132555Look at all those idiots replying to the second angle.
>>19132555The Lone Star Outlaw is coming for that belt brother
>>19132555>>19132588Fuck you Kurt>>19133332so close!
>>19132555>Books you to lose
>>19132555>>19132588Miuaxley
>>19132555>>19132588IT'S OVER FOR YOU ZOOPHILE
>>19132555>>19132588ANGLE!I'M GONNA SUCK YOUR COCK!SEE YOU ON THE DURTEENTH
>>19134233>Gives you a german
>>19134257>iphone tranny can't comprehend basic englishHow's the weather in Bombay ya subhuman
>>19134233
>>19132588IT'S TIME TO FEED THE SNEED
>>19133390
>>19134414*Busts his glue all over you*
>>19134233You've had your day in the sun, but my time of the year is near, Easter Bunny. So hand it over, jack!
>>19134233Hand it ovah
>>19134233>Goes over in a handicap match for the championship in you're path.
>>19134233spread your cheeks and lift your sack.
>>19134233Who's ready for another Big Black Champion?
>>19134233My name is Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim, or Paracelsus to you. That is my gold now.
>>19134233NOT SO FAST BRO
>>19134233I HATE FURRIES
>>19134233My turn?
>>19134233I foresaw this
>>19134233GIRUGAMESH
>>19134233EJACULATE IN KEVINS ASS OOOH
>>19138555KWAB
>>19138555Not so fast Nashposter
>>19138555HAVE YOU GOTSOME CHAAAAAAAAAAAAANGESOME CHANGE TO HELP
>>19138555I claim this title for Spain
>>19138555WELCOME TO THE JUNGLEBATISTA'S FUCKING GAY
>>19138555Ey yo! Christmas is comin early, just like those brothas came early inside you Kev.
>>19138555Sorry, its just the booking
>>19141677LMAO
>>19141677Belt buried. Promotion shut down.
>>19141677
>>19141677I AM A REAL PURRRRRICAN
>>19141677Give me back my title bitch
>>19142444onions flair has something to say about that
>>19141677>>19142444>and then, THEN!, Brian would you like to guess what happened next? This dumb gal, this pig stupid mule like Mama Cornette used to say, she comes up and challenges for the title and she doesn't even name what or who she is challenging. I'm like whut? What is it with the Florida residents? What is in that water that they are so dumb they forget the 101 of promos, who, what why, when?
>>19142648It was established last episode that title lineage doesn't work that way
>>19142444I'm taking over
>>19142444The Cleaner has come to fix your shit
>>19142444IT'S THE IL CARTOGRAPHER
>>19142444
>>19142444Naked Shaemo is here!
>>19142444Fighter Hayabusa's ready brother
>>19142444Show the dick or gtfo
>>19142444Step aside, chump.
>>19142444sorry kiddo, that finish don't work for me
>>19143833
>>19143833*blocks you're path*
>>19143833Self-hating Sam wants the belt
>>19144600HONK
>>19144600the title belongs to a MAN
>>19144600
>>19144600Th-three wome- wo- WHORE CHAMPIONS... IN A ROW? TH-the Thot Hunter has to do SOMETHING about this!
The MAGA butcher is taking that belt back home to goddamn west virginia
>>19144600>you make me feel like a NWhat's this slut saying here?
>>19145100LMFAO ANNNNNNNDDDDDDDD NNNNNNNEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW
>>19145100
>>19145100>ends racism in the UK>ends JD Rovance's title reign
>>19145100This will be, if not one of, the best Championship era of all time.
>>19145100Not so fast
>>19145200Muppet Azusa Christie has something to say about that
>>19145200Sir, I ask you kindly to give up belt or I will be forced to redeem you.
>>19145100Nameste and good morning Saar.
>>19145299fuck you punk that belt is for GOTO.
>>19145299>So Punk, listen. I got this opportunity to buy some swampland in Florida for pennies on the dollar. We'll buy it up and develop it into luxury timeshares, we can't lose. As part of your deposit I'll take this solid gold belt.
>>19145299THIS fake tough guy is Champ?
Anon; you weaseled your way INTO a championship reign... and I'm going to take you OUT! Tonight, here in the old stomping grounds, the world will once again see that prestigious title on the waist of a REAL CHAMPION!I had a much better promo all typed out, but it kept flagging the spam filter.
Punk must bow down to the overman
>>19145299I'm returning the belt to the PEOPLE
>>19145299Elon will be taking the strap.
>>19145299It's time to take control of the situation.
>>19145299What the fuck was her problem?
>>19145299AYO DAS MINE MANE
>>19146777i'm so fatigued.
>>19146777Sorry, Jaden, polevik is taking belt.
>>19146777>*is inside your walls in you're path*
>>19146777
>>19146777das rite
>>19146777sheeeit
>>19146777I'm taking the belt to /gif/
>>19146803WELLLLL SKIBIDI BIG SHOWWWWWW
>>19146777Hit the road, chump.
shingo will take care of this nigeru
>>19147033mmmmmm hard to mess with those pure strikes
>>19147070>7070This should count as dubs
>>19147244I’m not a very big fan of you as champion
>>19147391I have to forfeit the title because I didn't use a photo, I'm afraid. Next dubs is champ.
/pw/'s mascot steals the belt
I challenge Vacant for the title.
If you want the belt, you're going to have to catch me.
>>19147588>stomps u
>>19147033>>19147244>>19147588I'M UNIFYING THIS TITLE
>>19147644>killing Atom Smol BASED, but I'm gonna beat you now.
>>19147644Yeeeeoink
>>191479992-time 2-time 2-time champion
>>19148044How could you cuck Drew? The man is already buried.
>>19148055based Anton
>>19148055He knows why
>>19142433>A post that gets dubs but isn't directly replying to the current champion doesn't countBroken Kurt is still champ.
>>19142433>>19148299nah that's you
>>19148288>>19148299>>19148322Wotdafuk
Giganigga wants his title
Take a bump
>>19148488Too bad, unfortunately this nerd here >>19148299 is a stickler for rules so that's a DQ dawg
>>19148299AND NEWWWWWWW
>>19148488I'll get that nut>>19148540 fuck off you ain't got no nuts and neither did your dad
>>19148488You can't beat John Cena
>>19133822Hello. It's me, scientist man. Did you know that the other posters forgot to reply to the actual belt holder? The others are ineligible due to not replying to the initial Kurt post with doubles.
>no one feuding with the current champ>marks going into business for themselves>mark belts everywherekek what a pissant fedthread
>>19148488i got just the guy to take down trips. 3-second squash match at WM incoming.
>>19148488I'm taking what's rightfully mine! And I brought some help!
>>19148488I don't take bumps. I do rails.
>>19149346outlaw mudshow lol
>>19149346>keep posting kurt to keep the belt at all timesShouldn't have been a selfmark>but muh rules they didn't reply directlyNah get fucked, you were stripped off the belt and that's it
>takes the belt easily cuz he got that finlay swagger
>>19148299Shut up fag
>>19150099Final champ
>>19150099nah he's right.>>19148322 This guy is the current champion. Don't like it? not my problem
lol outlaw mudshow
>>19150099>>19151261Nigga, I'm gonna eat your ass like a bowl of collard greens
