It is for the WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION ANAL PROLAPSE CHAMPIONSHIP.
>ONE FALLL
>>19132618Approaching the ring area, the challenger and former champion, from Hollywood California, weighing 239 pounds PAT PATTERSON
>>19132618AND HIIIIIIS OPPONENT >dramatic pause>crowd buzzing intensifies
>Sorry Fink. I'm not working tonight
>>19132642
>>19132618Ladies and gentlemen, may I remind you of the rules of a PROlapse match.There are no pins, submissions or disualifications.The ONly way to win is to prolapse your opponent's ANus to a count of 5 inches beyond the sphincter opening as measured by the referee.Anal tearing or bleeding does not count.
>WE WANT NASH>WE WANT NASH>WE WANT NASH
bumping just because this is creative and i want to see who wins lol
>>19134217A challenger appears!
>>19134314Ring the bell.
>>19132676>>19132718>>19134164>>19134314>Gorilla this is ridiculous. Why is the champion Kevin Nash not in the ring right now defending his title?>Jess, I'm getting word that the champ was injured training with his homeys from 8 mile, so WWF president Jack Tunney has ordered Billy Gunn to put his anus on the line, winner takes the gold.>And why is Rikishi coming down to ringside? Tunney's orders?
>Brain, you're here too, unfortunately. Anything to say before this highly anticipated match?>Pat Patterson's the master of anal prolapse matches because of his dedication. Pat's so dedicated, right after the last show he went back to the hotel room to train with a couple of ring boys.