How do I achieve this physique?
>>19146802Have a heart attack and age.
>>19146802bitchtits status?
>>19146802Work out relentlessly for your entire adult life and then suddenly stop doing that.
Play the game
>>19146802you hgh maxx and then a 6 month diet on eat 'n parkaka the truckermode
>>19146802Go to a gym for starters
>>19146833where should i go for main and dessert?
>>19146802these pics were so weird. we already know they have a fake marriage so the idea of them leaking these purported shoot pics was actually just a work. worked shoot marriage.
>>19146802Get old, stop exercising regularly and say fuck my diet.
>>19146802Loose about 400 lbs lol
>>19146865At least we got to see Steph's hot mom bod
>>19146857Kek alright that's funny
>>19146865Is there a term for people like this who realize reality is more probable than their conspiracy theory so they make up a second cope conspiracy to try and explain the holes in their own made up logic which then just creates even bigger holes overall?
>>19146802I generally dislike Triple Nose but this is honestly one of the few things I have difficulty making fun of him forYou know it's gotta be killing him to no longer be able to work out the way he usually does due to his health issues, and that's on top of him also no longer being able to wrestle
>>19146802Get old drink a lotworks for me
>>191468028 or so beers a day combined with burgers and pizza.
>>19146895That ass has seen better days
>>19146895Mommy
>>19146802Be the "I used to lift more than you when I was your age" guy.
>>19146966I'm surprised he is still holding onto that muchmuscle. Of course he was bigger before, but that's still a shitload of muscle
>>19148101Yeah, aside from the belly he looks better than the majority of men his age.
>>19148101you get to keep a lot of your gains if you got them before roiding and werent just sizemaxing and bloating the whole time. it means he is legitimately strong and got to keep the mass he legitimately built, ron simmons is the same.
>>19146802yuckola
>>19146895I am afraid that my wife reaches this bodytype later in life, how do I cope?
>>19147007I'd still hit it. I'm middle aged and just as fat as Paul so might as well shoot my shot.
>>19149899You cope by pretending your wife is still attractive, in the same way that you're coping now by pretending you're married to a woman.
>Special...
>>19146895finna pukeola
>>19146895>women gets menopause>don't exercise>eat shit diet allday everyday>spend years roasting under the sun>drinks alcohol on top of everything That's the result of women being retarded. Having kids doesn't mean you stop caring about yourself.
>>19148101He eats as much to keep it but being old means some muscles turn into fat. He should cut if he can't workout.
>>19146802Why do smarks make fun of a 55 year old man that's still in better shape than anyone on this board?
>>19146819Triple bypass was bitchtits?
>>19150307Jade Cargill has a kid. Nikki bounced back pretty damn well too. Women have no excuse.
>>19149899if you married your girl just for her body, boy do I have some sad news for you
abuse steroids for decades then stop when you get a pacemaker
>>19150635i thought that was a tv show with john cena
