Jesus was the son of God, who created the heavens and the Earth>Bret is the son of Stu Hart who created The Dungeon and some of the greatest pro wrestlers ever.Jesus was the leader of The Disciples>Bret was the leader of The Hart FoundationJesus befriended a prostitute>Bret was friends with SunnyJesus performed miracles such as turning water into wine>Bret performed miracles such as getting good matches out of Kevin NashJesus fed five thousand people with just five loaves of bread and two fishes>Bret entertained eighty thousand people with just one match, one Intercontinental championship belt and one completely fucked up British BulldogJesus was tempted with dominion over all earthly kingdoms, but refused>Bret was tempted with a spot in the all-powerful Kliq, but refusedThe crowed chose Barabbas over Jesus at the Passover Feast>The crowd chose Austin over Bret at WrestleMania 13Jesus was betrayed by Judas>Bret was betrayed by Earl HebnerJesus died in Calvary>Bret was born in Calgary, and will most likely die there as wellJesus' body disappeared from the tomb three days after the Crucifixion>Bret's in-ring career disappeared three years after The ScrewjobJesus was killed by Jews>Bret's in-ring career was killed by a JewJesus had holes in his palms as a result of how his life on Earth ended>Bret has a quarter-sized hole in his neck as a result of how his wrestling career endedJesus gave up his life to protect us from our sins, and to give people an opportunity for salvation>Bret gave up his wrestling career to protect Austin and The Rock from The Kliq, and to give fans the Attitude EraHave you praised our Lord and Saviour Bret Hart today?
>>19165304I always found it interesting how his name was Bret Hart and his greatest rival was The Heartbreak Kid.
>>19165304I'm a jew. I don't believe in the same god you do.
>>19165326Nobody else here worships satan, Moloch or Baal, either.
>>19165304jesus was a jew who hated gentiles so much he made a non-jewish woman call herself a dog and beg him for mercy. the entire new testament is just Paul(jew) being a sneaky salesman to get people to worship a jew and idiots fell for it.
>the Dungeon
>>19165304So who is Bill Goldberg?
>>19166383A shitter
Based big dimes Bret.
>>19166383it's like a shotgun blast to the head
>>19165304Those first 2 lines reek of Arianism.
>>19168678Fucking what?
