SATURDAY NIGHT MAIN EVENT GAMETHREAD #4Jey Uso vs CM Punk
Another lame tournament
Oba confirmed for his last opponent
>tournament slop for johns final matchI fucking HATE Triple H
Trick Williams then
>>19185867Evans. Screencap me.
>>19185847THESE NOT GAMETHRAD 4ONLY GAMETHRAAD 3NOT GAMETHRWAD 4
Gunther would be so anticlimactic
>NXT includedTrickbros, its our time now
I HECKING LOVE TOURNEYSLOP
This is a AI Cena isn't it?
Gonna be gooner
tony khan tier booking jesus christ
the cena cup could be based if they make it feel like a huge deal
Inb4 it’s Stone Cold
Cena should have one of those joshi retirement matches where he wrestles everyone on the roster in a gauntlet of one minute matches
ANDRADE
Jimmy is costing YEETman the match or I will suck my own dick with peanut butter. Screenshot this post.
Is Chris Jericho Faggots
>>19185885Yeah didn't sound right, but it'd be a lot easier to just get him to read that over a phone instead of trying to get AI to sound right.
Joe Henry
>>19185867>>19185877>>19185878based NXBETmind
TANAHASHI VS CENA CONFIRMED
>the last time is now tournament
>tournament to face cena
>>19185898he DOES in fact work here
Edge and/or Jericho will show up in the tournament
retire soon fag
Tony could do something amazing and let Edge do a one-off and participate in the tournamentUnlikely it's gonna happen though
>Last match doesn't even get a buildHow much does Cena hate Paul's guts?
>>19185921is Chris, Edge's contract goes all the way til 2026
OH MY GODHIS LAST OPPONENT IS VACANT
>>19185913god i wish
Oba will retire Cena
>>19185926cena only has 2 more appearances
>>19185847Cena should've challenged Dom Mysterio for the IC championship. It was the last title he never held and should be retired with him as the last champ.
>>19185917If simpcuck steve held a tournament for his last match, they would have to get some ham and eggers to fill it out because no one worth a damn would give a shit
Just give us a Punk win. There is not a single person on this earth who wants to see Jey get another run
UH UHYEETLETS MAKE THIS SELF INSERTING PUNKFAGGOTS SEETHE UCE!LETS GO YEETUCE!
>>19185926you can't build when he burned through his dates and refuses to sign on for more
>>19185938Dom is losing the belts to Rey
>>19185925doesnt seem that farfetchedi dont think cena vs edge would be a good match at all in 2025, though
>>19185934That's unironically the correct move given they're doing this tournament
>Running a high profile tournament right during Continental Classic seasonpetty
>>19185922yo is that BDE?
>>19185917hes literally the only person other than Hogan you could argue is the GOAT, getting to be the guy who faces Cena in his last match is incentive enough to win a tournament, especially if they beat Cena they would literally be the guy who retired Cena, for a young guy that would elevate their career.
if ever there was a time to give logan paul the belt
Seff is coming in to fuck over Punk so he never becomes champion
>>19185942I unironically do to see the seethe
>>19185942Vision will help Jey win and he’ll become Bron’s bitch
>>19185918he's there for sure
>>19185942Not so fast chezlet, see >>19185943uh uh YEEEEEEET
>no one yeetingkek its fucking over
AYYYYY UCEPLAY MY MUSIC CUHH
Jeys and Jays tonight boys
>>19185931Thats Benoit
>Kaito Kiyomiya is Cena's last opponentwow
That kid in the sunnies is zesty as fuck
>>19185931>Cena's last opponent is Anon or a squash match in an "i quit match" vs hogwheel lmao
>That kid stealing Jey's spotKek
>>19185955Almost like running Blood and Guts during War Games season
>>19185952is Jericho anon
>>19185955What's a Continental classic?
HU UGHHHH YEHHHH YEEEEEEEEEET FOH LETTA ONE WORRRR UCE HU UGHH UGH UHHHHHH
YEET Chads, now is our time
That lil nigga is zesty
YAAAAHOOOOOOOOOO
the people who thought this match was gonna be 40 minutes are so retarded
How come AEW doesn't do these entrances from the concession stands, through the audience and then into the ring?
Just ate an entire pack of smoked sausage and imagined it was some cooked Edrone piggiE lmao:)I pretended to eat yalls dead bodies:)
>>19185955>Continental Classic seasonLiterally what?
>>19185979>Cena uses his last match to shoot on pigcrip and possibly kill him in the ringwould elevate him to GOAT status
>>19185925AEW/TINY LETS EDGE COMES BACK TO WWE FOR ONE LAST CENA MATCHin exchangeWWE/GAYTCH LETS NAKAMURA GO TO NJPW/AEW TO RETIRE TANAHASHITHIS SHIT WRITES ITSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone that yeets is a plant
>>19185963It won’t even be seethe. It’ll be disappointment and boredom
>>19186000because no one goes to aew shows
>>19185996brian is so cool
Bruh this shit is so cringe why did he make dead meme his chant
>maybe someone who doesn't work hereSo some shitter like santana from tna will be in the tourney
>>19185985I don’t know. It sounds gay whatever it is.
>>19185938this will probably happen at survivor series
>>19186000Moxley used to do that when he was a face, I think
>>19185957>hes literally the only person other than Hogan you could argue is the GOAT
>>19186000because walking through nothing isn't impressive
>>19186025Joe Hendry
>>19186025Him or Joe Hendry
>>19186002>hq720 (7).jpg
>>19186025Hendry and Mr Iguana to show up.
>>19185982hell noi dont recall those two ever having a proper feud even
>>19185967KILL YOURSELF
GIVE JEY USO YALLS ENERGY UCEYOU GOT THIS UCE
>>19186009Bruh he was hinting TNA or that Mexican promotionGod he really got y'all gullibles with it
God I hope the Brons interfere so no one wins.
>yfw Sting appears in the tournament to face Cena and jobs in the opening round to Hank from NXT
MUSIC MAN???
No yeet? Jey is turning heel
>>19186004>hogwheel walks again >cena puts him in a stfu >hogwheel do a heart attack in the ring dying in his shitstained pants >6 starts from (((meltzer)))
>>19186047I have the scoop, Punk wins the title and Brons attack after the match, the plan is for Punk to drop the belt to Breakker at Mania
>>19186025santana is horrific, he would spoil the tournament if he was in it
God I’m actually rooting for punk.
My fucking faggot wingstop doordasher messed up the order and gave me boneless wings. Their boneless wings are soggy and terrible. Just got a refund
Michael Cole wins the tournament
>>191860392005 they did, it was Jericho's last feud on the way out for a couple of years.
I want neither one to win. Yeetman and Punk are both insufferable.
>>19186039Cena’s Raw debut feud was with Jericho, it lasted until after Summerslam in a loser leaves WWE match
>>19186041You guys and triple H are the reason this company is dying and going to the shitter
So Becky is going to come out, right?
>>19186047That would be a very Saturday Night Raw thing to do so it's actually likely.
The only result I'd be happy with is if no one won the match and both guys got career ending injuries.
Remember the time Tony Khan paid for the rights to the faggy AFI song Punk used in ROH?
ULTRA GIGA SUPER MEGA POP PUNK IS THE GOAT
>>19186033the someone else WILL be someone else, Joe already works for NXT kek
CM Punk looks a bit haggered
women shouldn't be allowed at shows tho
>>191860732008 too, but Jericho would be such a unfathomably poor option, hes broken down plus hes a rapist, Gunther or Trick would be far better options
inb4 punk joins the vision
>>19186059>Cena locks in the stfu properly for the first and only time to choke the life from his porcine body
>this entrance punks losing
Jesus christ, did you see that fat fuck at the front? How do you get that fat and not hate yourself for it?
Who is Duke
>>19186025>kevin nash gets raped in the backstage and cena wins by count out
I work backstage, ive been employed by WWE for 19 years and have even wrestled Jericho. I was there when we found out what happened to Chris Benoit. It was fucking crazy. It was fucking mayhem. I was supposed to wrestle Benoit the next month. I cried.The plan for this match is that Sami Zayn helps Jey after Bron runs in but then Jey turns on sami zayn and turns heel. LA knight and punk team up and they are working a match on NXT this tues
it feels so bad crowning punk at not mania
>Post Malone doing the x-symbol while sipping a beerIs the irony lost on him?
Wait these guys are supposed to be heavyweights?
That entrance feels a bit off somehow. Very low energy.
Solo interferes
>Women's roster should have it's own containment showtoo many jeet simps and trannies would cry on twitter
>>19186029>It's actually Abu Zago if you watch his match at KourakenWe're talking about real life
>>19186088based
>>19186083that was kino, thoughhis whole feud with MJF was about his ROH career and how he "quit" on wrestling and MJF when he was a kid looking up to Punk
>>19186071Same, but gotta root for Punk because it's inevitable that he's going to get at least 1 more decent title run anyway. Hopefully we never see it on Jey again.
>>19186106Punk sulks in his entrances when he knows he's losing
>>19186102He's a literal retarded retard, don't expect much from him
Why are there two mics?
>>19186089Neck yourself pigwheels
>>19186108this but Seff
CHAMPIONSHEEEAAA
I got Amazon prime and I don’t even use Amazon that often.
>>19186106chez threw a melty backstagedirtsheets will be reporting it soon
>>19186091>fu his lifeless carcass in a trash truck driven by Vince's
Why is she holding a fixed mic? kek
>>19186106He’s pissed that Paul is going to drag out this vacancy until Seth is back.
>>19186102Post Malone can do anything he wants
Both of these guys are huge fucking faggots but Jey Uso isnt a cringe athiest trannylover so I'm rooting for him
>>19186053i hate that this ugly ass thing was the first thing i thought of when he said that
>punk's mmaFUCKING KEK
>>19186128hogwheels loves Jericho retard, hes AEW used goods
Oh is Phil going to show off his mma skills in this one lol
Punk, Cena and Orton are the last old guys who are still over
starting to hate punk bc of the new cringe tiktok fat sluts watching because of rhea and then latching onto punk, he was my favorite for the past 15 years baka
>train a shitter who kwabs himself in the octagon twice>dies
>>19185931>KekIt's Vince
Bron better be interfering and no contesting this dogshit
>punk's mmgay trainer You mean the guy who scammed him?
>Chez dedicating this match to his MMA trainer that fleeced him for a million dollars and trained him wrongLMFAO
Wade just foreshadowing a heel turn win.
>>19186163>>19186164qrd?
So who's interfering in this match?
>>19186159I hope he ruins it in 5 mins, the only time I want an interference kek.
>chez you suck chantsIt's over for punk, the bloom is off the rosehe'll be throwing punches backstage after this job
that was the sloppiest roll up I've ever seen
>>19186009Book it.>>19186046Yeah, that is the realistic outcome. TNA or AAA, their actual partner/subsidiary promotions.Still, a man can dream...
>>19186174CM Punk is a fucking faggot that cant fight and got scammed
>>19186183good thing you didnt see your mom last night then
>>19186163>>19186164Damn and he still shoot kicked The Elite's asses during Brawl Out?How weak are they?
Both of em wearing black
>>19185847>Jey BooedOH NO NO NO NO
>>19186174punk’s mma run was ass so that dude taught him fuck all
>>19186177Bron should spear both shitters to an overdue retirement
>>19186177Solo, Drew, or Becky
Real Yeets, cry me a river
>Live crowd is now turning on Key UsoBased.
KURT HANGLE JUST TURNED HEEL ON CM PUNK
>>19186191
>people YEETINGSmarkbros...
>>19186151Rey?
>>19186159no one cares about lil bronlet
Why does he have a bandana on his ankle?
Jey seems shook
>>19186212>Say the line bart!
Judas gonna hit hard in 15 minutes
>>191859364*RAW in BostonRAW in NYCSurvivor Series War Games in San DiegoSNME in Washington D.C.
>>19186221Samoans think they're black or something
It weird to think these guy both have a lot of stinky poop in there intestine right nowLike 10 pound of stinky poop in the ring
>CM SUCKS CHANTS >CM SUCKS>CM SUCKS
>crowd 50/50 against fucking CM PunkMaybe Triple H is right about pushing Main Event Jey Uso.
>>19186213Yeah Rey too
What if Hogan's death was a work and he's going over Cena?
>Punk having to crawl into position for the drop downSloppy.
>>19186221It's a prison thing, it's how they signal other inmates to let them know he's DTF
>20 cameras are filming a samoan sleep in the ringfascinating
iwc proven wrong yet againim starting to think that they don't even buy tickets to watch shows so why would wwe care about their opinion
I do want either of them as champ anyway.
No synergy whatsoever
God this match is so boring
>>19186227>RAW in BostonDom>RAW in NYCFinn>Survivor Series War Games in San DiegoPenta>SNME in Washington D.CTrick
What the fuck was that lmao
>>19186236>pig is obsessed with shitThe crippled hog from Ireland isn't beating the allegations
>Everyone in the main event picture is younger than the Raw GM.
Im a gay little bottom boy faggot
>>19186244DTF is his new finisher.
>>19186238Eh, they're in a red chud state filled with Mormons, they probably just hate libtard Punk for his politics or something, who knows
kek at this match. shit is getting 3 stars
Jey is so bad holy shit. Punk is doing the best he can to drag this guy to a good match
>>19186236Tell me you've never played sports without etc.Everyone takes a shit before they do anything athletic.
>>19186266Sup Nathan Frazier
>>19186258These are heavyweight champion caliber professional wrestlers, there’s nobody better right now.
>>191862723 out of 100
>>19186272good goy, listen to the (((jewish stars)))
Gay Uso fucking up a neckbreaker! KEK what a shitter!
3 star general punkster
what the fuck is this match bro lol did they even practice it
>>19186270How come AEW doesn't run shows in red chud states?
FUCKI got raped
>>19186272good matches draw right? so what's aews excuse?
Imagine being Punk and being told you have to put over Jey Uso.
>jey having a shitty matchSurprise surprise
>>19186208
>>19186283Now i understand what Cody had to go through carrying those green shitters in AEW
>>19186278They would be considered cruiserweights or jobbers back in WWF.
Kek this match compared to the match on AEW collision right now is like comparing pigslop to a Michelin star restaurant
>>19186282Did punk die ?
>>19186289KWAB
Did you prefer it when the men's two heavyweight singles titles had parity or do you prefer it that the WHC is now a glorified midcard title?
call an audible and have a dq finish neither of these uncs deserve it
>gts fall out of the ringI've seen that spot too many times now
>>19186266Post bussy.
Heard it here first
two guys in their 40s moving in slow motion
Jey's all wet
WHEN DOES IT GETS GOOD?
>GTS>samoan goes to sleep in his natural habitatPunk cant win like this kek.
>>19186147He loves when it is at aew, when they leave he hates them
>>19186301imagine actually giving a fuck what this zionist says
>>19186260I'm okay with the first threeTrick being his last opponent would really elevate him but I don't like it and think it's a mismatch/Trick hasn't earned itI would even like Oba over Trick but I don't want that to be Cena's last opponent either. They have the opportunity to hugely elevate Cena's last opponent and they need to truly think it over.
i'm barely paying attention to the match but it doesn't seem very good
>>19186260dreadful
>>19186251
>dump water on Jey>bald spot starts shining
>>19186291Good stories draw.
>>19186301>Meltzer's face when Dynamite does sub 500K againlel
>>19186306I would PREfeur wrestling to die
>2 count on a jackknife pin cover from a missed dropkickHuh?
>>19186306It has always been that whenever triple h wasn't holding it
They need to give Bron Steiner a dimes theme. He's missing that>inb4 the self-inserting dom fan replies to meFuck off, Jòrge
>>19186321has dave spoken on israel?
Does Jey Uso have a drinking problem? Punk throwing water
Just remembered Punk trying to do athletic shit in his AEW run and failing miserably
>>19186337hes literally jewish you stupid goy
This shit is boring
LA Knight would be losing the crowd chants to CM Punk unlike Main Event Jey Uso.
>>19186334Nah, not when Lesnar and Reigns held one each
YEET
>>19186337He gave the genocide 4 stars, would have been 5 in Japan
Jey's spear is the WOAT
>>19186340Just remembered Jey trying to do athletic shit in his Rumble win run and failing miserably
Super Punk
YOU BOTH SUCKYOU BOTH SUCK
STOP SHOWING FOID "FANS"
>>19186303Yes, on the inside he has to carry a bag of wet coconut, pineapple shit.
Lame Event Gey Poopoo
>>19186343Yeah I’m generally not one of ‘these guys’ but it’s no wonder wrestling is dying, this shit is truly grim
how the turn tables
Come to think of it, the tournament does sound like AI-driven storytelling
>>19186342he might be a chill jewthe great zion last for example is loudly and openly a ziofreak, never heard dave talk about it but i know he's a liberal otherwise
>>19186357Punk will never be pinned clean again
IT'S JUST ME UCE
THIS IS AWESOME
>>19186339A visual plea
This is Awesome! =D I love WWE! Let's go Punk!!!
>>19186369>chill jewlol this cope is insanesimps really are this fucking stupid
to shitters trying to have an epic match always blows
UUUHHH HOW FAR DOES JEY USO'S THIGH TATTOO GO UP?
phil hasn't taken even one clean loss in singles matches since he came back to WWEcan YEET do it?
How is NXT so much better then Raw and Smackdown
JeyShit in the ringShit on the micShit lookHis gimmick is that he's a midcarder who's somehow in the main event pictureIs his entrance really that over?
Time for the run ins
>>19186386
Phil is trying his best to make this good lmao Jey is so bad
>>19186386Pretty easy explanation
CHEZ USING PURE STRIKES.
Punk fucked his back, he moves like a slug now
>Punk actually getting a decent match out of Jey UsoThat's why he's the Best in the World.
>>19186392>Is his entrance really that over?he literally did his entrance again mid-match
>>19186386Easiest Explanation Ever
BURN IT DOWN
There’s about to be a new ‘heavyweight’ champion and I’m fighting sleep
>>19186392It's all that stupid word he attached himself to, zoomers love it like all brainrot.If they had a girl wrestler doing the word "gyatt" she'd be gigaover over night
>>19186412this is a decent match?
If punk wins I'll post my stinky bussy
>>19186412Decent on planet retard
>>19186386Doesn't have TKO and networks breathing down their necks as much>>19186400>>19186405If it's just Shawn why was NXT also better than the main roster when HHH ran it
>>19186396let this anon be right
is it just me or this SNME more commercial-free than the previous others
>>19186412>this>decent
GET BACK IN THE RING HEEL UCEY!!!!!!!!!
>retards complaining every show>still watch it every week/month/year
>>19186412Which channel is that on mate?
>>19186412Jey sucks. Even gunther can't get a good match out of him
>HOLLA IF YA HEAR MEWould you pop?
>>19186428because vince was at his most schizophrenic when HHH was running NXT
>>19186434it's not on NBC anymore so they don't have ads during matches
>Double countoutNO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>19186434Definitely not just you, they had mid-match commercials when it was on NBC
>>19186425>>19186427Yes, if you actually like wrestling.
sup
Should this 47-year old geriatric take bumps like that?
>>19186428>why was NXT also better than the main roster when HHH ran itIt wasn't. Black and gold was losing constantly to fucking AEW.
Oh look the same spot they've been doing for over a decade!
>holy shit for the weekly barricade spotThey should really reinforce that corner
>>19186453DOWN SINCE
New>>19186461>>19186461>>19186461>>19186461
That barricade spot needs to be Mania exclusive
This is absolutely fucking awful
HAHAHAHAHAH CHEZLETS BTFO YEEEEET
>>19186454if he wants to get paid his humiliation ritual will continue
>>19186466the show is over in 3 minutes retard
>Everyone stopped caring about this match no one realized this was a wheels thread
>Punk's spear is even worse than Jey's
>>19186453Sup faggot! How'd you get those cheese grater scars?
Damn that spear was worse than Jey’s
>>19186288They were in Texas this week and last, wdym?
Garbage!! This whole match!!!
>No Seth fucking punkGarbage
Wow HHH finally heard the fans
>>19186484awww diddums gonna cry? kys hahahahaha
