Haven't watched AEW since Hangman won the belt, missed his feud with Bryan then never got back to watching consistently. What's generally going on regarding AEW.I know what's happened with Punk and the retard-tier fight footage stuff and apparently death riders was terrible. I know most of who's on the roster, But I need QRD on what the major storylines, dynamics and heel/face turns have been.
>>19196019AEW is a promotion where a ton of shit will happen, and none of it will matter in 6 months. Jon Moxley got set on fire on PPV, and no sold it on Dynamite a few days later.>Top HeelsJon Moxley and the Death RidersKazuchika OkadaKonosuke TakeshitaSamoa JoePowerhouse HobbsShibata sometimes>Top FacesReddit Cowboy (current World Champ)The ConglomerationDarby AllinCan't think of anyone elseOmega kind ofHurt Syndicate kind ofAssplay and Swerve are both out with long term injuries. The Don Callis Family is STILL feuding with Omega, and has like 13 members now. MJF has a Money in the Bank contract, and is currently out filming a movie. Adam Copeland is also out doing something.Okada and Takeshita doing Bloodline chills cinema is currently the hottest story in the company.Hangman is flopping as champion again, and feels like an afterthought as champion again. He also got AEW to start referring to the AEW World Championship as the AEW Men's World Championship which is extremely gay.He's currently in a feud with Samoa Joe, who has zero chance of winning going into another PPV. So they probably won't main event again unless MJF returns to win the title.It's pretty clear MJF is set to be the next World Champion after killing the company with his last run. Tony never learns. Hangman has no heels to fight against, so they had to turn Joe heel out of nowhere to get two PPV matches out of. AEW still has the problem where everyone is in their own bubble universe, and won't interact outside of it. The obvious opponent for Hangman should be Okada, but he just kind of floats around carrying his prop title.AEW has more belts than ever. Over 15 I think, and that's not counting all the belts Mercedes carries around. Titles have never meant less in a company than AEW. Yes they're props, but they still have to mean something to make anyone care.
>>19196333The Bucks are doing meme reddit comedy where they keep losing and winning money. Tony books 500K-Million dollar matches almost every week. This once again shows that nothing matters in AEW, therefore nothing has any stakes. It's insane how in this universe we're supposed to buy this much money casually being thrown around, and the wrestlers not trying to actually kill each other or Tony over it. AEW was pretty good a few months ago, but is shit again. This is the same pattern they always go through.They can't sell any tickets, and keep going to residencies in small buildings. They did the ECW arena a few months ago, and it was embarrassingly bad television. Tony's booking is the same it always was. He will never learn. Everyone is on the same level, and nobody feels special. He still can't get people to do jobs or work with certain people.
>>19196019I met an aew fan once. This Halloween in fact. Little kid dressed as Darby Anus. I poured a cup of piss in his candy bag and punted him to the street.
>>19196404I was there. You didn’t do anything. You had the glass in your hand but you were shaking and the kid went in your house and slapped your mom’s ass.
>>19196464Is your name Tony Khan? Cause you sound like a habitual liar. If you were there, what prowrestling babe does my Mom look like? Hint: she's got red hair
>>19196719Your mom was Mrs. Knight
>>19196739I spilled Panera Bread lobster bisque all over my bed and now the room smells like Paige's pussy. Never washing these sheets again.
