Teams Square Off In Singles Action For Blood & Guts Advantage And The Women's Tag Tournament Continues!...AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from a SOLD OUT! Bayou Music Center in Houston, TX8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!>The Opps (c) vs. Hangman Adam Page, HOOK, Eddie Kingston for the AEW World Trios Championships >The CEO Mercedes Mone & Athena vs. Willow Nightingale & Harley Cameron in an AEW Women's Tag Team Championship Tournament Quarterfinal Match>Orange Cassidy vs. Claudio Castagnoli in a Blood And Guts Advantage Battle Match 1>Darby Allin vs. Daniel Garcia in a Blood And Guts Advantage Battle Match 2>Megan Bayne vs. Mina Shirakawa in a Blood And Guts Advantage Battle Match 1 [Timeless Toni Storm on Commentary]>And More!** 7 Days Out From Blood And Guts **** 17 Days Out From Full Gear **
>>19213961I LOVE AEW!
>>19213961I HATE AEW!
The problem isn't your machine, it's likely your detergent.
boypussy > girlpussy
Death Triangle is BACK!
for me it’s the jeet e-drone that watches with us every week
Why does nobody talk about the fact that Tony Khan literally dressed up as Leatherface and did an embarrassing segment with shit acting?
Where’a Marina?
>>19213995The Texas Chainsaw Massacre belt was never seen again
>>19213992I want bite those fucking veins cause he betrayed WWE
Being able to land on your feet after a hurricanrana it retarded in the positive way retarded people are
Pretty crazy when you think about these 2 most definitely wrestled in Chikara like 15+ years ago looking like total goofs
Its fucking happenWe actually got him :')
i never understood the whole pronoun thing or why people think it was okay
>>19214017Fire Ant vs Mysterious Handsome Ice Cream
I want to rape this referee. Annoying high pitched voice uppity little fucking faggot.
>>19214009Naw, Chikara was better at it's best than AEW. The fact 2.0 haven't done their born again prisoners gimmick makes it so.
BASED CLAUDIO
I was going to make fun of the fat faggot with the mask posting here but seeing him on tv makes me realize that he's shoot retarded.
>>19214017>Chikarai don't know what that is
Renee looking old and haggard as usual
>>19214025You are shoot trash
I think that, Tony not making Mark Brisco main eventer after his brother died is biggest fumble tony ever funbled
>>19214040
>#FemBoys
>>19214040This is my favorite AEW game thread post
this feud still going?
>Loser leaves The ConglomerationRoddy fucking racing through the halls to accept this condition first
>>19214049lol
Why did Don Callis never make it in WWE? He's a pretty good personality despite being overexposed and misused currently
Mark in the Don Callis Family is pesos
Mark in the DCF would be funny, gotta replace Andrade, Wardlow is a force ghost and Brian Cage is on one knee literally
>another kyle vs briscoe match>boring>if briscoe loses he joins the don callis family>i will now watch your match
This is a win win situation for Briscoe
>>19214055Look up Jackyl and the Truth Commission
>>19213995>tony>being able to lift a chainsaw over his headalso that guy is much heavier than tony
>Heel Briscoe>No more stooging with Orange Cassidy>Tag team with Mark DavisI'm into it
>The Conglomeration was filmed in front of a live studio audience
Don Callis bout to be gettin into the chicken farming business
Do you AEWsissies realize that once AEW dies you are not going to be welcomed back into the WWE universe?You will have nowhere to go.Come back while you still can...
>>19214067I'm convinced they gave this to RJ because they've run out of wrestlers for HEY-EW and it's winding down
>>19214019You can have him. He tanks ratings and show quality wherever he goes. Ratings literally didn’t go up for a single part of his WWE return and Tony was stupid enough to buy him anyways. If WWE are stupid enough to buy him back, take it.
Why does Mark never put the chicken farm on the line? That shit must make bank.
>>19214075Why not?
>>19214075>993k
>>19214077It does have an RJ vibe to it
It's fucked up how AEW runs the same commercials as WWE does, like stop riding our coattails alrady ffs
>>19214068>Callis in the Briscoe chicken farm
How do we feel about our former EVPs around here?
>>19214088Because you fucking betrayed us when we were at our lowest point. The WWE Universe will not welcome you back.
Renee about to meet the family if you get my drift
I'm glad Don Callis is taking care of our ex-EVPs
Don't think we get enough fucking Don Callis each week. Seriously ... back to back segments.
>>19214095Advertisers pay AEW to run ads. Why turn away money?
need segments of the DCF traveling all together everywhere
C E O
In kayfabe are wrestlers not paid?
>>19214115Gay little bottom boy booking, please understand
Did Okada put a limit on the offer?
CLON IS SO FUCKING BASED
MERCEDES ULTIMO MONE
>>19214075Raw this week was pretty kino desu
Need to see the CEO in a gangbang
Mercedes Mone looks like she smells like literal poop
>>19214075He should worry more about the people stopping watching and attending his sloppy shop shows
>>19214121kayfabe they're only paid if they win and if they're champions. Otherwise they're out of luck and traveling from town to town desperate for a handshake and a hot dog
>sisters of sinwhat kind of sins do they commit?
Athena is cuter than Willow
Wow Mercedes looks extra slutty tonight
So how will they explain it when she has to drop the fake Owen Hart tournament title?
>>19214075stop yapping lil bro
Ember Moon mogs Sasha as a chocolate snow bunny.
>>19214137Sloth
>Athena determined to make Mercedes her minionI see you gurl
>>19214137sodomy
>AEW's new "monster" heelLmfao
>>19214137They are female so envy obviously
>>19214140Maybe it doesn't count anymore after the next tournament
If you don’t clap at home for Willows entrance you’re a fucking no fun zone loser
>>19214104What Universe?
>>1921413144 white cooks
sasha banks is a dominican girl larping as black
Sasha moving just like the current 58-year old Ultimo Dragon
>>19214141Out the curtain, the tarps are out, I'm homeWHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This new Harley costume might be her best
>>19214143Mercedes has better caramel nalgas
>>19214155I'm American, I clap when the mailman shows up to my house.
AYO AEWMAIN EVENTJEY USOIS NOW IN YO' THREADDDD4 LETTERS ONE WORDUH UHYEET!CAN I GET A YEET, SICKOS?!?
>>19214137Coveting their neighbour's ox
Boston doesn’t suck
I want to kill whoever told Tony to put tweets on screen.
THEY JUST SHOWED MY TWEET!!!
>>19214177Maybe they said Austin?
JUSTIFIED "LOGAN SUCKS" CHANTS
Justified "Boston Sucks" chants. Thank you all for watching AEW Dynamite RIGHT NOW!
>>19214177Yes it does
>>19214171YEET
I remember Athena looking thicker
>>19214171Take this Breathalyzer test ya drunk shitter
harley is wife material
>>19214171I like Jey before he went tweener. They should have just kept him as a super babyface. Now people don't know to cheer him or boo him and it's making things awkward
mercedes in her nwo gear hell yeah
>>19214198Caramel World Order
I would do sinful things to Aubrey in the bedroom
JOSHUA FATU IS #ALLELITE
>>19214190she lost weight when she spent that time in japan
>dat lil CEO booty shakeUNNNNNNFFFFFFF
What dose Aubrey Edwards bagina smell like
>>19214210Somehow Anna got bigger
>the longer I chew it the fruiter it getsokay who keeps chewing
SHE SNATCHED HARLEY'S FAKE HAIR AND ATTACHED IT TO HER OWN
>>19214207she deserves it
Athena is 35 days from three years as champion and NOBODY cares. Imagine spending 3 years as a champion of a known brand and people often forget you exists. Brutal.
>>19214206based
>>19214210I will never understand how the one big complaint with US/EU folks is they lose weight in Japan and Takeshita eats fucking tons of rice with eggs and looks like how he does
well produced match
Willow strong
>>19214218Team whiteboi destruction
>>19214218>gimme your seed white boihow do you respond?
i like mercedes and athena together
>>19214234And soft
>>19214218imagine being the little white boy they decide to punish
>>19214218just makes you realize that white women are so boring
[Incoming Trade Offer]We will give you CM Punk, Sami Zayn, Kevin Owens, Seth Rollins, Johnny Gargano, and Damian Priest for the mere price of MJF, Big Stoke, and Kyle Fletcher.Do (You) accept?
NO, HER RACK!
>>19214237I tag in Willow. My seed is for her only
Thinking about going to college in Australia, is Melbourne a good city or is Sydney better?
>>19214245>CM Punk no
>>19214218this is mercedes best look holy fuck.
>>19214245I will let Smokey answer for me
Just got a deep CEO gina shot
This is an okay match people will overrate.
>>19214252Fuck off we're full
>>19214264Women's tag matches are the new meta. AEW and WWE are giving them more air time
>FUCK THAT!
Athena can barely carry Harley
>>19214255Her debut was her best look
BILLIE STARKZ :3
Statlander with the Force Push Clothesline
HOLY SHIT
WWE: Can u Swim?AEW: NoWWE: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims.AEW: Can u Swim?WWE: Yes!AEW: Then Whats the Difference between u & Dog…WWE Shocked, AEW Rocks! . . .
DO NOT HURT BILLIE
HARLEY TECHNICALLY HAS A WIN OVER MERCEDES HOLY BASED
shocker!! good for harley on getting the pin
Was obvious the winners once Harley and Willow got a tag team name.
everyone thought it would be merceds and athena vs toni and mina in the finals. apologize
>>19214266I have a pretty good australian accent and have yellow fever so I'm already half-way to dual citizen-ship.
>Harley pins Athena
>>19214245No thanks
Just set up my comfy room to watch Dynamite in!
Billie looks like the kind of girl that takes you to her trailer and sends the kids outside to play on the broken swing and torn trampoline so you can have loud sex with her
late to the party, how we feelin elitechads?
so athena gets mad at mone for the loss and goes after her titles?
Bimbo bros stay winning
>>19214297>EATquintessentially american
>>19214252Learn Chinese and Hindi first before you go so you can communicate with the locals
They announced a brand new belt on social media 25 minutes before the show, tried to give info ONE time 54 minutes ago and have not said fucking anything since. Modern wrestling is retarded on purpose lol.
>>19214308Harley is absolutely stunning here and it make me uncontrollably angry
>>19214308she deserves a championship
>>19214297EAT.
>>19214156WWE fans have to spend money on food instead of wrestling slop now that SNAP isn't going out.
AEW think these is kino lolll
>>19214308I WANT MILK I MUST DRINK I WILL RAPE I WILL KILL I AM OWED THE WHITE WOMEN MILK
>>19214313That’ll get the new belt over!
I will never understand the "Harley is hot" meme. she's a haggard old, no lip, witch nose, ugly fake tits, annoying voice, balding with a huge forehead. she's repugnant. the subhuman, if you will.
>>19214329calm down ranjesh
>>19214313>>19214333All you had to do was let the show play out a little longer
>>19214313tony just busted your ass
>a new titleGenuinely, why? Where will it sit in the hierarchy?
Another belt? Damn.
we hurr peepo
>>19214340and shalom to you as well, rabbi
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY UNIFY 2 TITLES ONLY TO CREATE ANOTHER ONE?
>>19214313not enough recaps and catchphrases for ya?
>>19214340indians will simp for every white bitch
>>19214311I'll bring my harmonica and communicate through music
>MVPOh its the guy who he just BTFO the entire AEW locker room. Loll!
This might be Bobby's worst look
is this a consolation belt for bobbo?
WEHURRPEEPO
WE HURR PEEPLE
WEEEE HURRRR PEEPOL
Another title, Tony?
>>19214347Hope Tony bought this
why are they teasing and edging this championship so much? also i watch nearly every week and already lost track of what the international championship is called now
>international title
That was pretty funny of MVP to check if Tony's nose was real and the faggot crowd was too busy trying to get themselves over so they missed it
It’s simple.
So much history MVP got the name wrong immediately.
hurt business should fuck off to wwe, they don't fit in aew
>>19214372that nigga in pakistan that makes those really good replicas can whip that out in a day
>Weehurrpeepo>It's not personal, it's just business
I was doing stuff and missed the announcementDid Tonedog really make yet another championship?
>>19214384they're based and variety is good
>>19214384nah they made the tag titles mean something again after jungle cucks and young bucks destroyed them
Rico getting that heat
>>19214344>>19214345>Tony proved me wrong by waiting 57 minutes to talk about belt number 20 in the company lol kek lmao all that
>>19214218WHITE BOI KILLAZ>>19214258Post it.
Why do they hurt people?
>still feuding with ricochet
Is Ricochet putting on a nerd voice now or does he really sound like that?
OUR BOY RICO
The only thing I can think of is that Tony is preparing to lose the Warner deal, thus losing the TNT/TBS titles. What else would you need another midcard belt for?
Trevor is speaking the truth!
Aokiji, Akainu, and the afro dude right?
ricogod is the best heel in the biz and one of the best promos in aew
>>19214361No, Tony says it’s to be defended in NJPW CMLL and shit, Bobby ain’t doing all that travel and bullshit.
>>19214387yes their business is hurting people
The admiral robes look so cheap and lazy
>>19214399it's just business ya unemployed jabroni
>>19214406what are u talking about geek
>bald>iggles fana true heel
>everyone's an admiral now
Is... is Ricochet getting better on the mic?
AH-HAAAA
>>19214421afraid so
is ricochet DL?
is ricochet the most improved wrestler of the last calendar year
>>19214421he's been good his whole aew heel run
International championNational champion
>>19214431how about...a rational champion
Why does a Dinosaur need so much money?
2 more belts?
>>19214421he’s been good as a heel
>>19214416One Piece, the most popular comic of all time
how long until PWT offers Jack Perry Knives
Why does MVP intentionally try to bury people on the mic?Like even his friends. Not even MJF does this. What a piece of shit.
Ricochet might genuinely win the belt. NJPW love using him, cima shaved his head bald just for match teaming with Ricochet in GLEAT, people around the world love using ricochet.
>the dinosaur is an actual dinosaurneat
if I take a swing at my boss can I tell HR "it's just business"
Creeps and Liars status?
>>19214441gay ass nigga
Idk what it is about Jack Perry's face but it pisses me off. I can tell I wouldn't get along with him IRL. Its like hes an instinctual, primal enemy of mine
why is jungle boy mad at young bucks though?
>>19214450hate creepshate liarssimple as
>>192144362 belts?
When did Garcia get this theme?
>>19214451I fuck younger bitches than you fucking jabroni
>>19214450'ate 'em
>>19214442Jack makes his own
>>19214451>>19214451
Garcia is the least intimidating person I’ve ever seen
>here's that new generational talent ive been building up for the future bro
>>19214454they kicked his pertty face
>>19214463I know. We gotta market this shit. Jack Perry Knives for $49.95 "hand-crafted" by Jack himself
>>19214458him and yuta came out to it recently I think
Ngl the introduction of this national championship makes it apparent how little the belts we already have rotate. Okada Vs. Lashley/Shelton/anyone could slap, Fletcher has so many potential matchups it's insane. I don't understand the function of another belt.
Darby Allen is so unstable he’ll abuse his ex girlfriend
>>19214473Get Anna to model them
>>19214448Yes. This was determined legal by the Supreme Court in 1998 in the case of Austin vs Vince
>Faggot Bryce Remsburg is reffing againGet the fuck off my screen you annoying little runt
>>19214477based darbs hit her with some pure mental strikes
>>19214465He looks like a sunday rec league player, younger cousin ass nigga
>>19214465He is the human equivalent of buying a golden retriever as a guard dog
>>19214477>>19214485Bet she was a creep and liar
fuck me like a frozen jav model Darby fucking did a slow motion 360
>>19214484Only ref they have shorter than Darby mate
hope little nigga didn't break his ass there
>biting the arm of darby allinexecuting excalibur on-air would definitely pop ratings
Need to see this fucking faggot fall from the rafters and splatter like a little KWABFUCK DEADBY ALLIN
>>19214444>cima shaved his head bald just for match teaming with Ricochet in GLEAT,kek basedGotta love the sheemster
So is Garcia a Mexican or Cuban?
"dude" Brooklynn breaks my heart every time I see them and I curse this administration
>>19214505He's faggot
>>19214491since gigi came out and defended him, it’s very likely she was
>>19214500Super Dragon needs to make him retarded again
>>19214505Mostly white with enough Spain to get a name
>>19214518>gigi came out and defended himbased
>>19214516That's a state of being not a nationality
Why is Hot Honey being pushed so fucking hard lately? I see it everywhere. It's not even good
>>19214525Aren't the Spanish white? Maybe not the Portuguese.
>>19214530Honey is probably cheaper to use than mayo or ketchup probably
I think that, its sad that AEW copying WAR GAMES at same time of year as WWE
Garcia getting booed like crazy
>>19214541good morning sir
>>19214530to fuck longer at the glory hole and add something to the bodega dick pills
>>19214541Thought Survivor series was next
>>19214505he reminds me of lead singer of 90s music group No Mercy
Garcia is rocking a norwood 3 I'm afraid
>>19214532They both are White unless you get your opinions from jews trying to sow dissent >>19214540Definitely not
>>19214530Hot honey is competing with peach hot sauce to be the popular condiment right now
That one guy was trying hard to hype up Darby off the mat
thank god Garcia kicked the 1 ton steel stairs out of the way
that looked dumb
>>19214500that was Tony
ZOMG THAT WAS MY TWEET :D
ha ha fucking Yuta
PAC should not be allowed to be dry and short haired
>that one guy flipping of Pac and then grabbing his phone for a photo Hilarious
OH MY GOD YOU KILLED DARBY
PAC YOU FUCKING BASTARD
NEW THREAD>>19214584>>19214584>>19214584>>19214584>>19214584
That was a weak woo
>>19214552Kek, unmask Neon and Mascara Dorada and this could be their gimmick
Mox probably angry he has to wrestle
Garcia held on longer than Mox
>>19214559What about our Brazilian brothers?
>>19214597Dudes there every week angry if he isn't wrestling.
Briscoe wondering if the Callis Family is a better option
>>19214615Maybe he was hoping for a very short vacation
>>19214615Probably the only thing that keeps him from drinking kek, bet he smoke pot like a mother fucker though.
Where's Big Stoke?
>>19214644hiding in the rafters
Stop yelling at me
I’ve never heard this jobber speak before
>>19214652Stingley
Bandido's sister is such a cutiewith hella culo
>>19214665Based idea
That was funny
