>>19217774
Mark is legit the biggest lolcow in wrestling if he comes back one more time to twerk for the saudi blood money AGAIN

>>19217774
>BAH GAWD MICHELLE MCCOOL….THE DEADMAN…IS RISEN!

>>19217774
STAY RETIRED
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

>>19217802
Thanks

Is obvious after 40 that they just can't book him

the boneyard match was the best ending he's gonna get, shouldn't try again

>>19217808
this. would be shoot disrespectful to his legacy to parade him out there at 55+ years old just because some saudi prince said hes a taker mark.

>>19217808
It was a good match looked good no need for more

They really can't book him, that's the truth and I don't wanna see them try

He should have a new gimmick where he's obsessed with a shitty indie game and he can't stop talking about it. The Undertaler

>>19217825
no he should return as a comedically helpful and positive guy who just wants to give people opportunities. The Overgiver

sometimes they make offers you just can't refuse maybe he doesn't want to get hogan'd during his next hip surgery

>>19217850
Refuse anyway

They can't do it is not in them

Michelle needs some new jewellery

Mark McCool is a lolcow.

Will he wrestle with the beanie on? Will he go for that oriental look where the head's shaved but there's a super long ponytail at the back?

>>19217774
Lel Carder is such a KWAB. He will ruin his perfect ending for Saudis.

Only one who should go back is Shawn Michaels because his current last match is that Saudi tag match with Gaytch.

>>19217774
Is he supposed to say no if the Saudis offer him 20 million dollars to work Saudi Mania?

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Mark! Dont forget to include me, Mark! I.. I could hold up the urn, Mark! Include mr or i'll divorce you, mark! I'll tell the judge that you were mean, mark. I could wear a sexy paul bearer outfit and hold up the urn! Then you can acknowledge my presence, mark!

>>19217808
he will come ruin his legacy against a returning andrate

>>19218969
Let' s pack a punch and get some lucha suits

another proud american patriot who sells out for saudi blood money as soon as he smells it

>>19218017
Anon you are adorable

>>19217774
He will never top his last match with AJ, AJ would have given him a great match even if they wrestled a normal match instead of COVID dictated boneyard match, he already shat all over his legacy this past year, he should unironically stop before it's too late.

>>19217774
Ok, let's assume he'll do it for some good millions in sandnig currency. Who'll be his opponent?

>>19219350
Bill Goldberg.

Nah, he'll put over Sneed.

>>19219350
Some jobber he can bury. My bet is Trick Williams

>>19219350
>>19219559
Aleister Black so they can be spooky with each other and even though Aleister loses it's still treated as Undertaker passing the torch(again)

>>19217774
What's stopping this faggot from just squashing someone for an easy paycheck every Wrestlemania?
>show up
>20 minute entrance
>chokeslam
>last ride
>pure strikes in the corner
>no sell punches and kicks
>take one safe bump
>sit up
>chokeslam
>tombstone
>win
Fucking easy

>>19219350
It's Saudi, it's gonna be another 60 year old so they can drop each other on their heads and die in the ring

>>19219350
either aleister black or LA knight

>>19219811
Mmmmmm heres the thing anon i gotta make every match count you know what i mmmmmean

>>19217838
he really should just come out and hand out bread for free which are crusty or under baked, call him the Underbaker

>>19217774
KWAUAMFBN

>>19219712
Taker passed the torch for like three different people by now

>>19219350
AJ (they also offer him arab money to come out of retirement)

>>19221241
They desperatly need a wrestler who can carry the company, so they keep asking Taker to pass the torch in hopes of finding the one.

>Taker, wake up!
>Mmmmm Sarah?
>No Taker its me, TKO.
>mmmmm its nappy time mmmm
>Wake up Mark, we need you to pass the torch.
>mmmm again?
>Yes Mark, the last one didnt work out. Here's the new guy.
>Mmmm why do they keep getting smaller? Mmmmmidgets

>>19221233
>>19221233
He should really come out with a snake and do ddts, call him The Underjaker.

>>19217774
Why is Taker such a greedy jew for Saudi shekels? Ric Flair at least had the excuse of going through several divorces to ruin his legacy.

>>19221512
he should just get a new gimmick where he is totally broke and burnt-out to the point he earns money by jerking off old dudes under 70 and call him the Underjerker

>>19217813
could be worse
they could wheel out a literal corpse
>"I love Hulk Hogan!"
>"Oh, don't worry, Prince Highness, he'll be there."
>"Call Hollywood Cemetery, we need a favour."

Pretty sure he swore he'd never wear his Undertaker gear again and I believe him. Maybe as American Bad Ass but I don't see anymore Undertaker coming back.

>>19218017
>Sexy paul bearer
You implying that Paul wasnt sexy ?
Fucked up mmmmmmmichele

>>19222012
>The Undertaker vs Hollywood Cemetery Hogan Coffin Match
Book it.

>>19217774
mmmmmmmm now that's badass from the badass himself

>>19222060
>The Deadman is about to job to the Dead Brother, brother

Did anyone actually not come back when they had the chance? Even Austin did it

>>19219350
Bring back that fake Yokozuna guy from the Greatest Royal Rumble

>>19221995
he should become an italian baker who specializes in fresh rolls of bread, and brings a fresh brioche roll to the ring
The Breadman

>>19217813
None of them really give a shit about legacy. They are carnies for fuck sake, if the price is right they'll do it, and silly fucking money is getting thrown about now with the Saudi's and TKO.

Austin, Rock and Taker will all work WM43 in some capacity.

e drones will eat this shit up too

thank god aew doesnt bring back oldies over and over to tarnish their legacy

>>19217774
Dude, just leave it alone man. The odds of a new final retirement match but for real this time going well are not in takers favor.

>>19218017
Mmmmmanagers

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>>19222060
Do a match where Taker digs up Hogan's "grave" and then out comes Randy Hogan dressed as zombie hogan.

Stop making Fun of The Undertaker

>>19222564
Foley? I'm sure he's been asked.

>>19225045
Go away Michelle, you're not famous.

His podcast was entertaining until he fucked over Matt and put his awful wife on. What a sellout

Undertaker? Moar liek Scumbag wannabe biker simp cuck friend backstabber alcoholic loser.
Then again, maybe i'm being too nice here.

>>19217786
When did wrestling fans, smarks in particular, forget that wrestling a carny business that is full of carnys?

>>19218017
Oh god, they're gonna probably do that. Taker and McCool vs Punk and AJ, watch. They're gonna do the gay ass biker gimmick and AJ and Punk are gonna do something superhero related.

>>19225072
Stop

>>19227748
Michelle Mcool does not deserve to be in the hall of fame, there are way more deserving wrestlers who deserve to be honored. Not some walled bimbo who never did anything of importance in wrestling.
Even the kiss demon is more deserving of that spot.

>>19227765
Fuck you

>>19227781
The. Kiss. Demon.

His wife is making him get back into the ring

the saudi arabian badass

>Taker is Cena's final opponent

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>>19219350
WHAT IS STINK DOING IN THE SAUDI ZONE

>>19225058
tried to last year but he got concussed while training (lmao)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVoMeXUgezg