edge
I can't respect that imbecile, he has a terribly virgin face
The corpse of Undertaker.
>>19237756She be wanting to be in the tournament and shit.
trick,oba,melo
Michael Cole
I don't hate the guy, but I think it'd be such a nothing burger if he got it.
>>19237756>Cena gets in the ring for his last match, grabs a mic, says his final opponent will be a shocking surprise>"AND HERE HE IS!">points to the entrance ramp>his own titantron plays>everybody's confused>"my final opponent... is myself">goes on a 2 hour monologue working through his personal demons>symbolically goes for a pin on nothing>1, 2, 3>"I DID IT, WWE UNIVERSE! MY DEMONS ARE GONE! I CAN LOVE MYSELF NOW!">skips away laughing while the crowd sits there in dumbfounded silenceCome up with something worse. You can't.
>>19237756Based on the way the video promo was recorded, it sounds like Cena is going to give the last match to some new talent that nobody really knows. Probably safest. Cena is obviously going to win the match, and it’s not going to be part of any ongoing “storyline,” so you might as well give it to some kid who will put on a good show, not be hurt by taking the loss, and then can use it to propel his career forward. Of the names released so far, none of them fit that bill, and it definitely won’t be any of the names released so far. Once all 16 names are announced, I’d put my money on whoever is the youngest.
Jerry Lawler
I am going to complain no matter who it is because being contrary to reality is the only way I can pretend I have any value or worth.
>>19237756Anyone that is actually on the roster, because if it's someone that you already have full time why didn't you just build a proper feud for them?
>>19237756the absolute worst choice imaginable would be sonny kiss. there is literally nothing that would be worse.
>>19237756>it comes full circle
>>19237784trick and oba would be based only melo would be cringe
>>19237847cena has implied he's going out on his back
>>19237784Would Triple K actually consider this?
>>19237765Literally every wrestling fan wants it to be Cope, now stop Coping ya tranny fuck KEK
>>19239119That's why it's going to rule when Cenawinslol. Don't get worked. Cena doesn't lose.
>>19237756
>>19237773I’d be cool with it if Cena tore her pants off and started smacking her ass
PEOPLE POWER
i cannot wait for cena's last opponents to have shit matches and them getting blamed for cena's run being bad
>>19237756whoever it is the smarks will not be satisfied either way so it doesn't even matter
>>19237838>Firefly Funhouse
>>19237770That's how (((they))) look lmfaoPokrak
>>19237756AEW would be smart to wave Edge's contract for the one appearance just to remind WWE marks that AEW exists. WWE has to sell some ad buys or Edge can wear AEW merch.
>>19239606AEW is dead, give it up.
>>19237838The Rock.
daniel benoit
>>19237756>Big Bron Breaker
>>19237756mini Undertaker?ormini Goldberg?
Sami Zayn or Damian Priest.
chris jericho
>>19237838kino
Pretty much anyone like Melo. It would leave a bad after taste to the whole ordeal if the match wasn't 100% perfect of being pandering and blackwashing - it would feel undeserved and planned with the list of people Cena chose to have matches with for his last run
>>19237815This, it's too safe. We need someone who will actually get a proper rub out of it.
Orton
>>19237773It would be based if Cena tore off her top and tore a hole on her pants exposing her shithole, telling to the camera: what the world wished to see for over a decade now and I brought you what you wanted, would cement him as the all-time GOAT
>>19237815for real
>>19237838Not even chat gpt can book like this
>>19240881AI only books generic normie shit
>>19237756>The rock makes a surprise appearance>Says he comes for jhon cena's SOVL and he has the perfect opponent >It's heel cena, the match will be cena fighting against a heel hologram of himself >Will cena retire as undisputed champion with his SOVL intact...>Or will the rock claim it to his dungeon to perpetually impregnate it with their son, the antichrist>Which please?
