>CM Punk, you might think you have skibidi rizz...*the ears of the zoomers who were dragged to the show by their parents start to perk up, an excited murmur begins to spread through the crowd*>...but I think you're Diddy af!*the zoomers erupt into a massive nuclear pop, begin chanting "DIDDY A-F" and clapping*>In fact, you're not just Diddy...you're an Epstein blud!*they begin shrieking like it's an old Mid-South main event, many start throwing things up in the air as security tries to maintain control of the situation*>And when I get you in this ring tonight, they won't just be counting to 3...*a silence falls over the arena as the zoomers wait with bated breath in anticipation of what I'm about to say*>They'll be counting to 6...7!*the zoomers all explode into a deafening roar and rush the barricade simultaneously, causing a crowd crush situation killing 15 millenials in the front row and inciting a riot that ends with CM Punk being beaten to death*
If LA Knight said this he would be world champion, on God.
we get it, using modern slang 'ironically' excites you. normal people get tired of this stuff much sooner than you do, same as all the other stuff you spam. maybe keep it to a like-minded group on your gooner discord or whatever
>>19239848unc is malding
>I will main event Wrestlemania…6-7 times!
Joshi fan ruined the thread.
>>19239848fossil crashing out fr. just take the L dud
>>19239904ts asl on me
>>19239838>Starts bleeding and bruising for no reason
>>19239838Based
>>19239904ntm on unc
>>19239848newgen board
promo's good
>>19239838This would be the only thing that could get me to watch WWE again
And then the Rizzler comes out and clears the ring
S.....I.......XS....E.....V....E.....N
>>19239838Yeah
>>19239927"ts" pops me cus they'll write an entire sentence in full except for when they say "ts" and it's so weird
>>19240729ts shit pmo me off sm much
>>19239964marge
>>19239904chill on unc, he's just a rizzless bum
>>19240837goofy ahh post
>>19240858on foenem grave
>>19239848sybau>>19239869sybau>>19240754sybau
