>come on man I'd kill you, what are we doing here?why does he act like he didn't get his ass beat twice in humiliating fashion
>>19251802We're on the Internet. You'd get your ass beat.
>>19251802Samoa Joe had to save Jungle Boy from death ;)
>>19251822I'd walk that cunt down irl, unironically
he heemed the elite 1vs5 or whatever it was
>>19251802Having PDS means you constantly seethe about Phil and never get pussy.
>>19251802To be fair I don't Jack Perry has any combat fighting experience. Punk is not a professional fighter but if he followed a game plan I am pretty sure he could beat up most featherweights out in the street. I know very little about martial arts in practice and I've choked out guys bigger than me, which is what he was attempting, a choke.
>>19251802He knows the rest of the roster are even bigger pussies than him
>>19251802because Jack Perry is a faggot bitch who would be murdered in an MMA ring. Bitch is 28 years old, which is almost ten years younger then what Punk was when he entered the octagon. Yet if I ask him if he would do an MMA fight, he would hide like a coward and say No.
>>19251802Chez is the last of a dying breed, like Harley Race and Bruiser Brody, if you disrespect him he's gonna shoot on youAnd that's not because he's tough, that's because "wrestlers" today are all video game playing faggots that don't hit the gym
punk is lucky jack wasn’t making his custom knives yet when he attacked
>>19251802pussy phil was afraid of stepping up to roberto pescado
>>19251802He got beat by pro fighters but prob can kill most of the aew guys
Didn't you have a kid in your middle/high school who always tried to fight everyone and thought he was a legitimate tough guy even though he got his ass kicked constantly?I can think of 3 retards off the top of my head like that from my school growing up.It's just a delusional mentality thing.
>>19251802punk soloed Kenny and both bucks in a shoot
>>19252435He didn’t even fight Kenny. Kenny was saving Phil’s dog while Ace hung on his arm with his teeth.
>>19252554sweet headcanon bro
>>19251834You'd get choked out faggot
>>19251844With a torn freaking tricep no less
>>19251802How are you dorks STILL bitching and whining about an interview from a year and a half ago? Why do you act like this?
>>19251888he pulled his hair kekthen he "choked" him for several seconds before anyone intervened and still managed to do zero damage. anyone with a few weeks of bjj training, aides by a cheap shot, would have done far worse than he did.
>>19253486They have severe PDS. They will never get over Phil humiliating the young cucks who are their favorite wrestlers, emasculating Tony Khan publicly and then leaving with a middle finger to the company. Chez completely raped AEW
>>19253506I can understand that, imagine that people you admired for years got destroyed by a dude that looks like Phil.
>>19253494You dorks finally gave up on the "He sucker punched him!!1" defense?
>>19251802>come on man I'd kill you, what are we doing here?he’s the one that attacked jack though? wtf is this retard talking about kek
>>19253526a sucker punch would have been more respectable than sucker grabbing someone by the hair
>>19251802As pathetic as anyone wants to paint CM Punk over his failed MMA career its even funnier that Nick Buck got in his face and got his shit wrecked so bad tbat his brothe>>19251802r jumped in.
>>19251802Because even if Phil cant hang with trained fighters, he can certainly kill 90210's kid.
>>19253528He wasn't talking about the Jungle Bitch fight here, retard.
>>19251802I heard he is a humble lover is you catch my drift
>>19252003I mean folks
>>19253719yes he was lol
>>19251802Is this what getting killed by Phil looks like?
>>19251802>why does he act like he didn't get his ass beat twice in humiliating fashionDid you refuse to believe your own eyes? One of the altercations was on camera and Tony even aired it. Sadly they haven't had 800k viewers ever since.Also, the Bucks being KWAB'd was the one thing that was agreed upon on both camps peddling their narrative to the dirt sheets.
I had a clwar vision of a television wrestler, male woman, any race any creed any styleIs not a whore not even you theory
>>19251802https://vocaroo.com/16ubDhbOCrdQ
>>19253758Even if he got his ass kicked in a UFC ring, he still has training that's going to give him a distinct advantage over two flippy shitters from Cucamonga
>>19253758He got fired for that but he said what was he meant to do give him lifelong brain damage? He also mentioned that Dana fucked up putting a useless no talent person in the ring with actual killer fightersI honestly believe Jackson, he didn't want to permanently damage punk what choice did he have. It would be like you fighting a 3 year old in terms of experience and strength
>>19253465you want some too?
>>19253699>he can certainly kill 90210's kid.he placed last in a community jiu jitsu tournament, I honestly doubt it
kek what a KWAB
>>19254185I think you're thinking about Dean
>>19252030>pro fightersOne of them was a journalist who was high on weed at the time kek
>>19251802He is delusional. Plenty of guys like this if you make enough friends. They're also one of the first ones to cry and beg for mercy when cornered.
>>19253791>clwar
>>19251802WOAT UFC fighter
>>19254664dean's hissy fit in this was more embarrassing than anything Punk has done.
>>19251802Kwaboty
He’s 2-2 in shoots. And one of those wins was a 4 on one.
>>19251802>MMA newcomer loses to two professionally trained MMA fighters>This means he couldn't fuck up a fake pro wrestlerCome on now. He's not Brock but he can at least take some punches and keep going
>>19256283Its PDS. Phil would fuck up95% of the AEW lockeroom.
>>19251802Those PUNK white crewnecks are fire fr fr
>>19251998>being Phil>loses his two only UFC matches>retiresHe's a fake thug bitch
>>19254664>"Ah shit, I lost! Oh well, I have to train more and keep getting better"vs.>"WAAAH I LOST MY TWO ONLY MATCHES ON THIS SHITY SPORT, I'M OUT, FUCK YOU ALL"
>>19251802>come on man I'd kill you, what are we doing here?So he threatened to kill a corworker and then a start a physical fight with him after suckerpunch him. Then he proceeds to insult and threaten his boss, a non-wrestler man, putting his security in riskPhil should be in jail.
>>19253804Mike Jackson isn't a killer fighter he is a photographer and the 2nd worst fighter in UFC history (Punk being 1st). Mike Jackson was only on the roster so Punk had somebody easy to fight, but even Mike Jackson was way too hard for him. Punk didn't just lose either, he looked unathletic, uncoordinated, and got tickled. He completely embarrassed himself
>alright here's how it's gonna go down>*gyrates shoulders*>you ever seen rocky 3? no, course you haven't>i'm gonna come out and beat you for the belt 1-2-3 really rough you up>then, when you're all healed up, you come back and we'll have a real match and you go over to get the belt back >y-yes sir m-mr. moxley, thanks for drawing the house>i'm sorry i got hurt again!
>>19257041KEK I miss boated drunk Mox so much
>>19253804>what was he meant to do give him lifelong brain damageGrab an arm and tap him out?
>>19256888yeah and then he got the decision reversed by snitching, claiming that marijuana is a "performance-enhancing drug". I think that's way more disgraceful than the loss itself. he couldn't even take his loss like a man, he used sneaky ass weasel tactics to take away someone else's win. absolute lowlife tactics.
>>19257041based
>>19251888>most featherweights out in the streetLet's not get carried away bud lol Even every UFC Flyweight would fucking murder CM Punk. Punk can kill Jungle Fag easily because Jungle Bitch has ZERO training. Like no wrestling, no striking, no BJJ, NOTHING. Even Punk with his BJJ for beginners lessons would allow him to easily get that fag in a deadly submission.
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