>YOU'RE LAUGHING... AEW LOST HALF OF ITS AUDIENCE IN TWO YEARS AND YOU'RE LAUGHING
>YOU'RE LAUGHING... WWE LOST HALF OF ITS AUDIENCE IN 6 MONTHS AND YOU'RE LAUGHING
>>19256357lol
>>19256357>LOSTeveryone went to MAX because we're not boomers just watching out of habit
>>19256374How is Shockwave doing?
>>19256390Still making piggiEs seethe despite being headcanon apparently
>>19256357heh that's right murray i LOVE laughing at AEW because it fucking sucks and has NO fans!! haha!
>>19256357>What do you get when you cross a mentally ill Pakistani billionaires son with a wrestling fed that abandons all sense and books it like trash?
>>19256407>Swerve Strickland recently re-upped with AEW, inking a deal which is said to make him one of the promotion’s highest paid stars. Did he pick up some insider information during his negotiations with Tony Khan?>There have been rumors and reports that, while they’re in the process of ironing out a new media rights deal with Warner Bros Discovery, AEW is also working on another with FOX. Swerve & his musical partner Flash Garments ran into rapper & influencer Queenzflip last weekend at Sneaker Con in Brooklyn, and in a conversation recorded for Queenzflip’s vlog the former AEW World champ intimated that the FOX deal was done:>“We’re about to move — we’re about to get on Fox. SmackDown is leaving Fox, and then we’re taking Fox… TNT, TBS, and FOX. We got all three of them things. Tony Khan lets me do whatever the f*** I want... and he owns the Jacksonville Jaguars.”
>>19256357if he was still around you just know he'd ask arthur about getting nashed
>>19256369>B-b-b-b-but WWE!!!!!!!!
>>19256369>"...but WWE!'reset the counter
>the AEW audience is cable subscribersNo, actually.
kek
>>19256357They pandered to the worse subculture of smarks in wrestling, the meltzer cultists, they deserve it
>>19256369well this backfired quick
>>19256357>>19256369Damn, wrestling sucks without Vince. Glad we can all agree
I called my doctor because I can't stop the laughing. It was fun for awhile but I'm legitimately getting fatigued.
>>19256374>not watching out of habit>just switched to MAX and continued watching out of habit thereLol
>>19256357I LOVE LAUGHING AT AEW
>>19256426A reset?! Say less!
>>19256369can someone explain why it's worse to lose half your audience over the course of 6 years as opposed to 6 months?
>>19258469Kek
>>19256357HELL YES
>>19256357Of course
>>19256369FPBP
>>19256369Does the E have a cord? It’s boiling if they do
>>19256357Kekola
>>19261099jerkcord and silocord (I've only ever made it into the former)
>>19256416Yikes
>>19256357I'm afraid so.
>>19256369Say it ain't so anon, say it ain't so
>>19256416In the ranks of "biggest carnies" this guy really flies under the radar. It's how he got his first world title and then there's things like this.
AEW any good?
>>19256369Cooked that pig (OP)
>>19262600nah its fucking garbage
>>19258588Because AEW didnt have much of an audience to begin with. They just barely hit under a million when punk debuted. A normal night for them was 450k.A normal night for WWE Raw was 2.7m
>>19256357LMAO
>>19256357at least nothing bad happened to Arthur R. Fleck after this interview though
>>19256357
>>19256357great
>>19263471>A normal night for WWE Raw was 2.7mThat's 7 days worth of views, not a single night. And that's not even just US viewers, that 2.7 includes viewers from around the world.AEW only counts live US viewers.
>>19256357KWAB
>>19265285incorrect
>>19256369how did it only take ONE post to cook op
>>19256357Oh, I am laughing.
>>19256357>>19256369Damn, it's like nobody likes wrestling...
>>19256416>Smackdown is leaving FOX
>>19256357I did not like Joker (2019).
>>19256369KILLSHOT
>>19256369It's even worse. Scatdown went from 2.5 to NO MILLY in less than a year lmao
>>19265285ended him
bump
>>19256369kek based
>>19256357dis is a good wiseguy thread, have a bump courtesy of big boss billy
>>19256390shockwave already happened and it was dimes. then some dogwanking paki tried to steal the name but that's not gonna fly, see?
>>19267266SHAKEDOWN 1979
>>19267631that's right, we're gonna shake them bums down, then we're gonna put em in the river with cement shoes. that dumb motherfucker tony khannoli fucked with the wrong crew, see? I WANT HIM DEAD! I WANT HIS WHOLE FAMILY DEAD! I WANT THEIR HOUSES BURNT TO THE GROUND!
>>19267631COOL KIDS NEVER HAVE THE TIME
>>19266263im afraid you got filtered son
I don't see any sense engaging in console wars when both promotions are putting out an absolutely atrocious product right now.Try not watching the shows for a few weeks and only follow them through clips you get to see on social media anyways and you'll notice you aren't missing anything (and now also freed up a few hours of your time to do something actually productive/fun).
I filed two complaints last year with the Better Business Bureau and they finally got back to me relaying that Beatnik Investments and the Khan Family holdings are already being investigated by the IRS whose power supersedes the BBB. Listen, I don't care who does it just as long as AEW goes down in the most embarrassing way possible.Damn it feels good to be a gangster :)
>>19257794This. There's a reason most of the boys hated Meltzer for decades.
>>19269008you know there's more than two promotions right?
>>19269215good idea henry, that'll keep dem troons distracted so my boys can grab ol tony khannoli and put da piano wire around his fuckin neck. BADA BING BADA BANG BADA BOOM no more AEW, fuhgeddaboutit!
>>19269433I thought you called me "Hendry" as in Joe Hendry and I almost whacked you off. The irony being that Shahid Khan has ties to organized crime in the Middle East.
>>19269451Nah I wouldn't insult a fellow wiseguy like that, and yeah Tony Khannoli and his greasy old bum of a father run the biggest chop shop hustle in Las Vegas, Shad got his start stealin fuckin car parts from rich jamokes and resellin' em for a profit. Da boss was fine wit lettin those pakis work their little hustle but then they started steppin on toes, know what I mean? so now Don Corgano has put out a contract on those fuckin moulinyans and they're gonna end up in an unmarked grave somewhere in da Las Vegas desert, see?
>>19269480Already got the holes dug. How do we get the Money Mark back to Vegas? I thought AEW was forever blacklisted, like in TX.
>>19267266>>19267684>>19269215>>19269433>>19269480absolute cringe
>>19269518don't worry about dat, we got every politician in nevada on the payroll. the boss says we're gonna take tony khannoli, strap him down to the biggest roulette wheel, and then spin him around while we beat the shit out of him and throw gabagool on his ugly fuckin face. then we'll give him to those two faggots siegfried and roy so they can use his paki ass for tiger food.
>>19269592JU NEED PEOPLE LIKE ME SO JU CAN POINT JUR FUCKING FINGERS AND SAY DATS DA BAD GUY
I wanted to wrestle in front of Wembley, I compromised. I wrestled for 500 at casa de taco.
>>19269613kek those stupid jamokes, running their rackets in the back lot of a taco bell.
>>19263471A normal night for WWE now is sub milly viewers LMAOOOOOOO
>>19270309you will never know the greatness of mama's gabagool, vaffanculo!
>>19256357yes
>>19256357Am I nutz or has there not ever been a Mafia guy as a gimmick?
>>19270309Smackdown literally did a milly last week. Seethe harder.
>>19271326Yes, you're retarded.
>>19271326JCW is literally doing a mafia-type story with Big Vito right now, then there was the FBI from ECW, Salvatore Sincere from NG-era WWF, Vinnie Massaro, and the Four Horsemen was always an implied mafia gimmick. I'm sure there's others too.
>>19271479Full Blooded Italians is not a mobster gimmick ya fanook.
>>19271571>the Four Horsemen was always an implied mafia gimmickVito is a Jersey Shore goon. But I'll concede that the 4H was pretty fucking close to organized crime. They looked the part at least.
>>19272090plus there was all that talk about "horsemen business"
>>19272084any promotion that's on TV has to do implied mafia gimmicks because the networks don't like it when someone is openly advocating for criminal acts.
>>19272196They hung Big Boss Man from a noose. Crucified Sandman in ECW. Go take your pearl clutching somewhere else, aewtist.
>>19256416>Swerve "No Dimes" Strickland recently re-upped with AEW, inking a deal which is said to make him one of the promotion’s highest paid starskeklmao
>>19272084Get a load of this fucking BOOMER ass oldhead, I'm not talking about ECW ya jabroni GRANDPA. I mean the fucking guy on NXT. Pretty sure his stable is literally called "La Familia" or some shit.
>>19272268fuck AEW and fuck Tony Khan, and fuck you if you think I like that trash. Those things happened but they were not as controversial at the time. this was before the world became infested with pearl clutching faggots who think "racism" is the world's biggest evil. but someone who openly supporting organized crime actually would have been controversial back then.
>>19256357I sure do.
>>19256357Nobody watches aew, lol
>>19274304ok how u know
>>19256357I laugh because AEW isn't dead. It's a zombie. Delayed cancelation but it's cumming and I am too!#ByeBye
>>19256369Damm wheels got so oinked he replied in 3 minutes in a slow ass board
>ITT BOOMERGODSdeserves a "hit", capiche
>>19256357fuck robert de niro
>>19256416So was it pre cancelled?
>>19276563I would say so.
HAWK TUAH
>>19276551Why?
