>dammit Michelle why do you look like Skeletor now?
>>19266876you think she puts cucumbers in salads with dinner?
>>19266885If he sees a cucumber he probably has his CTE kick in and he yells at her while punching a photo of his nerd ass son Gunner
>>19266994Imagine being Takers son and being a manlet. Cruel ass world out there.
>>19267144>don't inherit the height>inherit the red hair>balding bad at 32Gunner got fucked over lmao
>>19266876>Well damn Michelle, I can't control the weather!
>>19266876Because you told me you wanted me to look like Sarah, you even bought me the ozempic!
turns out Mark was a mark all along. fuck him. he's the reason they got chairs facing the bed in hotel rooms.
>>19266885>>19266994What's the Taker cucumber lore?
>>19268074>He doesn't know about Cucumbertaker
>>19266885You think he has a "Michelle" tattoo on his lower back or ass cheeks?
>>19268074It's similar to the banana lore with Corny...
>>19268074He doesn't like cucumbersLike really doesn't like emThink he said he ate too much as a kid in one sitting or something so he jobs to them whenever he sees em
>>19268074Years ago in WCW when Taker was still just jobber Mean Mark they had him managed by the guy who later became Paul Bearer (going by the name Obnoxious Ollie) well Mark being a jobber meant that he was always bullied by bullies like Big Van Vader, so one day Vader took some liberties in the ring with Mark, which pissed him off quite a bit. So backstage Mark decides to confront Vader about it, but Vader being a tough sob just knocks out Mark with one punch! Now normally that would have been the end of it, hadnt the Steiners been in that same dressing room. According go Paul Bearer they went to catering and came back with a big fucking cucumber, that they then shoved straight up poor knocked out Marks pooper. When Mark came to he realized what had happened and had to persuade Paul to pull out that darn shitty cucumber and dispose of it. After this both of them left for the WWF and became The Undertaker and Paul Bearer, and that would have been the end of it had Paul not kept that shit covered cucumber and placed it.. IN YHE URN! Yes, that was the power that Paul Bearer had over The Undertaker..
>>19268074The actual answer is that he just has an irrational fear of cucumbers and doesnt know why.
>>19268120Shut the fuck up izzypedo, youre not funny. And yes, we know it's you.
>>19268120It all makes sense now.
>>19266876he was probably finnering inside watching her read that fan hatemail, he probably wrote a couple of them too
>>19266876She used to be hot as hell https://youtube.com/watch?v=i2WY7_tUMKE
>>19268380Yeah she popped a 12 year old me but now she's fucked
>>19268100>so he jobs to them whenever he sees emI love how you worded this. My sides did the job to this post.
>>19268277>that one had a point
>mmmm remember to stay covered up if you're in the sun for prolonged amounts of time >sunburn is no joke mmmmgghgghghhgh
>>19268256Keep me out of your shitty board soap opera, I dont even know wtf an izzy is.
