LANA AND RUSEV ARE HAVING A BABY
>>19287375who's the father?
>>19287375She still got the poo finger?
>>19287375>CJ is at 40that baby is coming out autistic
>>19287482She could've had it 10 years ago and that'd be no different
IVF baby also.
>>19287375if they don't show the baby, then it came out black
/pw/ would like to extend congratulations to Lana, Rusev and Bobby.
normal American family
>>19287383
>>19287509Surely you mean baby??
WHATS IN THE EGG?
I hope it's black
>>19287875BOBBY LASHLEY
wasnt she just at a bar with liv and her mom? kek the baby is going to come out retarded
>>19288012It's probably for the best, that way they won't have to suffer having Lana as a mom
>>19288012
>>19287875THE FOOTBALL>>19288012It’s Liv’s baby
>>19287928That would be so funny
>>19288071Holy wall
>Lana is your motherThat baby is about to be riddled with mental health issues and various complexes. It was over before it began
>>19288083Liv's mom's gotta be in her 60s at least anon so of course
>>19288071I don't think Liv is hot, but I get it. Lana looks like a fucking thumb.
>>19288090that's lana's mom. livs mom looks like a ghoul
>>19288090>>19288131It's Jojo's mom actually.
nine months after a blackationshe gave birth to a beautiful brown baby
>>19287375BUT WHO WAS FATHER?
>>19288544Isn't she like 38? Not really that old.
>>19288120liv is very avg, she's also gonna age like shit
>>19287383You tell me
>>19287375Wait a minute...how old is Lana??
Cool, it'll be a Shiny!
>>19287875REY MYSTERIO
>>19288012>>19288071YOU'll FInNA KnOW It
inb4 the baby is black
>>19288972Welp
>>19287375kek most of the post on the X are saying the baby will come out black. How did this happen to Rusev?
>>19289422by marrying a known slut
>>19290475it just means lana has the experience and ability to please rusev properly. rusev is the winner here
>>19289422To be fair this happens with every wrestler in the public eye. Guys like Dante Martin who got cucked WHILE injured by Skye blue don’t get those insults because he’s barely on tv compared to shit like rusev or Murphy who gets the jokes no matter who Rhea talks to.
>>19287383Bobby Lashley
>>19287375I heard rumors their kid is going to be born on Rusev Day. Can anyone confirm??
>>19290636More like MLK day
>>19287482Too be fair, in wouldn’t be much different for her at 40 vs 22 other than now the baby will be able to just fall out of her if she randomly sneezes.
>>19288071Liv is next.
>>19287482Being 50% Bulgarian is even worse. Lil nigga was fucked from conception
>>19287375That kid is coming out blacker than coal
>>19287375>baby comes out and hands lana divorce papersrusev playing the long game, respect
Reminder that the only recorded sex Lana has had was with a white guy
>>19291149Recorded where?
>>19291160her snapchat
>>19289037>only one shows upK I can imagine this nicely
>>19290873keep in mind Lana's father is some autistic Russian missionary, like poor kid has a cesspool of a gene pool grim
The other thread was talking about some crazy theory where women absorb the DNA of men they fuck, and I don't believe humans do that, but I do believe Lana does that like some sort of cum kroot and can also have a single child with hundreds, if not thousands of fathers, ala Freddy Krueger.
>>19287375>both 40>both low-IQYeah this kid's gonna be a /pw/ drooler at best.
>>19291149every single women in lana friend group is extremely trashy
>>19287497Actually, babies are often pretty pale upon birth. It might be weeks, even months before the consequences of Lana's blackation are exposed.
>>19287383Damian Priest
>>19287383Vince
>>19287497>>19292401That baby is going to come out blacker than night with green eyes, blonde hair, a hawk nose, and 3 sets of arms.
>>19287383kek fpbp>>19287875popped me
