MONJOHN NIGHT RAW GAMETHREADS #4
JUST SOME GOAT SHIT AS USUAL
>Rey has to climb onto the top rope to do Sheamus' spotlol
>>19293115These wrestlers were over in 2011? Jesus no wonder people fled to AEW lmao
>Not doing the 6 7 meme there
YOU CANT SEE ME
>ref lets 3 guys pin 1
Penis
I want to have sex with Nia Jax. Nobody will see this though
Rey on the 2nd rope lol
This really is what the the whole retirement tour should have been....
LOL REY SO SHORT
>>19293147I'm Nia and I see it
Very Sovlful sequence
thats how you book a mark match
Alicia Taylor fucking sucks
>triple You Can't See Mebased
why do we hate dom
Okay guys, can I stop watching for the night now or will something else important happen?
Ok that was cool
Such a dumbass smile on my face through all that total mark out
>>19293115>dat replayCena's rope punches were absolute dogshit.
>>19293115THESE IS NOT GAMETHRAD 4YOU ARE LYING AGAIN OPONLY GAMETHRAAD 3
>>19293177He's a heel and we hate heels.We respect kayfabe on this board son.
>>19293178goontah slaping bouncy out of the air
Yeah this was good PG era Smackdown kino
>>19293162Please let me eat out your gigantic asshole Huge Fan btw :D
holy fuck they WASTED like 20 other appearances before deciding Cena can have fun wrestling matches again. What the FUCK was that Brock Lesnar match for?
Zoomer bros, PG Era chads destroyed us...
>>19293177we dont unless youre Rey
AEW ass match, i want kayfabe and more seriousness
i brush your mouth like cold gate
If you didn’t like this atop watching wrestling
>>19293178GOONER THE GING GENERAG
>>19293177Only marks hate Dom hes kino
>>19293162Your hole!
>Rey had special made Cena gear for a tag match
Why are they running the Dom/Cena match back? How much more mileage can they get out of it?
aint this the feel good moments you marks wanted?
>>19293196I grew up with the pg era and am a zoomer dumbfuck
Is Wade significantly more gray than usual or have I just not been paying attention?
I love seeing Sheamus that happy
>jewgle feeling desperate
No more Cena on Raw. Wrestling is dead.
was that the first time Seamus and Finn were in the ring together?
>>19293210Dom is winning the strap back. Cena only won it to be grandslam and to have a moment in boston
>>19293208Rey has new gear all the time. I don't think he worse the same mask twice.
Women shouldn't be allowed at shows
Eternal reminder:Rey Mysterio was WWE Champion for something like 2 hours, Cena ended that reign
Cena starting to resemble Shemp with that haircut.
the fuckis that the black jew eric andre
>This is the last victory of Cena’s career
>>19293178Brock is returningImagine Michael Cole getting raped in the Cucking Caverns
Why is Wade Barret so old-looking? He's got grey hair already when just like 5 years ago he still looked pretty young?
>>19293177wwe doing their best over exposing and burying dom, now the whole IWC is gonna start hating on him for taking three of cenas last dates. VERY BAD BOOKING
>the autistic goth girl trying to look cool
>>19293213No you didn't bitch
Monday Night Bubba
Bros do you think Sheamus fucks black chicks?
>the final Cena Raw match had 3 wrestlers from England in itI hate this new garbage multicultural society we live in
probably Becky vs AJ next gotta cool the crowd down
Nick Aldis gets to cum in Mickie James every night btw
I've missed the last few weeks I forgot about war games
>>19293182Its okay to just mark out anon. Were watching this for fun after all… right?
>>19293234>now the whole IWC is gonna start hating on himGood, that means he'll be a gigadraw with normal people
Do you guys think that sheamus might actually retire cena and win the IC belt?it kind of feels right from a booking perspective
STEPH :D
>>19293230Wrestling tradition, brother. You go out on your back.
BROCK IS THE 5th MAN
why are aldis and pearce friends againthey were beefing last year
It’s definitely Brock
>>19293236Not autistic
Brock
>>19293248No, the six man was his consolation prize
La Primavera!
>jew shitting on the white mendiabolical
Who is the 5th man? Epstien?
>>19293240Nah his wife is a filipinx
Do you think Steph has pink, light brown, or dark brown nipples?
That jewman is too funny...
Paul Heyman is WWE's Don Callis.
Bork
>>19293220has she shown her asshole yet?
>>19293232kino
>Brock>pisslol
>>19293251>>19293253Its goldberg
I really hope it's not Becko
>>19293251Brock is the true boss of the vision all time
they gotta drop the bella shit nobody cares at all heel face doesn't matter waste of tv time
>Andrew Schultz is playing Dan Hibiki in Street Fighterwhy?
>rogan dickrider #38389305
>>19293261Brock with an Epstein mask as Paul Heyman makes commentary read the definitions of "pedophile" and "erebphile" with a powerpoint running
>>19293261Paul Heyman in a Mecha-Hitler suit
>Stephanie >Rhea>Womeme slopWhat a gay raw, Cena shit was the only good stuff
>>19293263I think she has tattoos covering them up like Shotzi
nikki betrayed her? that's unpossible
ANDREW SCHULZ IS HEREWE HAVE FLUFFYAND TONY HINCHCLIFFE
>>19293260I thought heyman was supposed to be a heel
Mickie James gets to cum in Nick Aldis every night btw
>>19293115I mean, going full cornball with a bunch of midcard jobbers in Cena’s last RAW date is an ….interesting choice.
>>19293247the IWC currently is attacking any thing that isn't some aew style wrestling but don't wanna watch aew
who?
Kek at this faggot shitlz getting no pop
Wiggers are beyond cringe
If your product has a commercial featuring streamers and reaction channels, it's shit
Psst. Hey. You.Yeah, (You)Watch AEW.Thank me later.
>>19293271>>19293286What a lucky lady Mickie is, claiming that British bussy
>>19293281she's never seen dancing with the stars so she didn't know what was coming
Who the fuck was that gay wigger?
THIS IS A SHOOT BROTHER
Skattebo vs Dom at Mania
>>19293285he's a heel with many talents, even comedic
>Some Giants shitter got booed in msgLmao
The NY Giants record is 2-9 am I supposed the believe they are tough?
WHERE'S REMPE
>>19293287is extremely normal booking to have a fanservice tag in this spot. cena's last serious matches will be on ppv, this lets him have fun and wrestle with his friends one last time
>>19293287It was about as good as a mark match can get
I like when the faces are friends and stand strong like. I wish they did more of that instead.I really hate Jackie's facial expressions
InterBubba Championship
i'm watching mcdonut 1v1 some random baseball guy. idunno why you guys keep going on about ads.
>>19293298This nigga toes shaped like squash
>>19293220who is this and also post moar
Dan Severn Jr
>>19293311i mean they elected an indian to be mayor
>Netflix Bodega>for the VIPs
I thought angry jaded boomers told me John Cena was lame PG shit for kids?
>Now we shall take a tour of the airport for some reason
>>19293289>make it like AEW>but AEW already exists, watch that>no that's shit, I ain't watching that bullshitkwab
Eric Andre looks like shit
>>19293287>Builds the Dom feud>Gives Finn and JD the rub>Lets him work with Rey and Sheamus again>Will be the final victory of his career>Its the Garden
LET ME IN
put a shirt on, you floozy
>WWE Bodega
>>19293309New York is a bit upset with the Giants right now. For obvious reasons kek
BASED COOPER
Don't boo themThe Giants are clearly tanking Stop booing them for doing their job
kek why are the eagles there
I miss WWE Magazine so much
SKAT
>God Bless America>Drake Rendition>Drake
>giants players>wearing yankees and rags gearfucking kek
The crowd doesn't seem to like that Schulz guy.
THAT GUY LOOKED LIKE NICK FUENTES HOLY COW I LEGIT THOUGHT IT WAS HIM LMFAO
They keep booing the podcaster kek
That shit was pointless time waste
Where are the Jets players?
>Negative pop for Andrew
Yeah fuck Andrew kekekekek
what did they expect would happen by having Eagles players in a NY arena? They might not even leave alive
Some ugly fake blonde American slut is a celebrity
>>19293346i miss confidential
>>19293352No one does he’s a fucking faggot
>>19293352No one does
BREAK HIS ANKLE DOM
>Cam Jigaboololwhut
>>19293352His comedy sucks
>>19293352he's a ziofag
>>19293362she's not
>>19293356yes nigga that's the point
skataboo a fucking midget lmao.
Lets see if Steph gets a pop in MSG
fluffchads win as per us
>>19293352He's one of those Kill Tony/Roganverse twats, that's why.
>>19293368He's a right wing joroe cuck too
>>19293357...well one got shot this morning.
Eric Andre stole Andy Milonakis's whole gimmick
>>19293352>(((Schulz)))I wonder why
Fuck the Giants, fuck the Mets, fuck the Yankees, fuck the Rangers, fuck Sinatra, fuck Billy Joel, fuck the Knicks, fuck the Nets, fuck Woody Allen and fuck you.
>Skattebo vs DomDIMES
Skatteboo is so retarded he probably thinks its real
>>19293352NYC is a Muslim town now it's over for the Jews there
kek remember this https://x.com/MichaelSFNR1/status/1990122189216010269
There was like 50 pounds of latina ass in that recap segment
I’m very lenient but if Schulz manages to get a match then I might stop watching for awhile
What is this gay women's segment
Skat would destroy JD McFunko>>19293345Drove up the NJ turnpike
>>19293381And Tim and Eric's
>>19293355This faggot gets in front of the moneyshot of Dom and Giants rookie
Is Cena coming back or can I turn this shit off
>>19293383New York is the most jewish city outside of Israel.
Jesus Jackie you just threw on some goalie's dress shirt and a sweater vest and ran out c'mon now
That was pretty lol to have Eagles players in the stands like that
FEELS...
>>19293381Hes a pussy who loves fucking with people but couldn't take his own medicine from Knoxville.
>>19293381They both stole Tom Green's>>19293396Tim and Eric produce the show
>>19293384GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YA FUCKING DICK SUCKING FAGGOT
"insert blabbering unintelligible ESL speak"
no pop for Stephanie kek
WWE: Can u Swim?AEW: NoWWE: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims.AEW: Can u Swim?WWE: Yes!AEW: Then Whats the Difference between u & Dog…WWE Shocked, AEW Rocks! . . .
>inverse popkek
Actually no pop lmaooooooo
>>19293384>fuck Sinatraput respect on the chairman’s name you dumb broad
satanic bitch
surprisingly small pop for vaq, lyra level
>Vaquer promo timeLmaoooo here we go
>>19293381to be fair it was like taking candy from a man baby
I was just typing there's no way this was going to be an actual in ring interview.Hate segments like this, could've easily done backstage in less than 3 minutes.
Scum move to have Cena backstage with Nikki, especially now that she's single
>>19293383His dad's German
MAMACITA
Giants lost yesterday of course theyre not over right nowm I wish new york had a sports team thats worthy of rooting for.
>>19293385Cam broke his ankle a few weeks ago. I'm surprised he risk fucking up his Giants contract getting in to this scuffle if it somehow set back his recovery timetable.
>>19293376Well there’s your answer lmao
>thinking this crowd would care for anyone else besides Cena
>only got a pop for the fire pyro
watch nikki out pop vaq
BASED NIKKI
I dont give a shit about womeme wrestling but Vaquer is their most promising woman wrestler why are they forcing her into a feud with some old bitch nobody cares about?
LEZDOM
hasn't she earned enough alimony yet
>>19293386Spamming/flooding
>slow heel monologuekek
Let's be real Nikki came back for BBC
cringe
jesus christ that was hard to watch
>>19293388new mayor's gonna clip the string
Nobody aside from Cena tonight has gotten a pop. Is anybody even over in this fucking company?
nikki’s cunty diva theme playing her off after all that made me laugh my ass off
Nikki's just as shit at promos as Stephanie Why does she talk like a retard?>Youuuuu areeeeee goinggggg to giveeee meeeee a championnnnnshipppppp matchhhh
If you can't speak English you'll never be a main eventer
Man, Square Garden crowd is smarky and swarmy as fuck tonight
>>19293423Knicks and Rangers
That’s a HOF tier promo alright.
Im 100% sure these people thought it was Kane cause of the Pyro. The immediate silence was hilarious
>jet players come in to help JD. Will it happen?
>>19293433IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING CUATRERO REFFERENCE???
Amazing that she's swallowed both Cena and Ziggler's cum and still can't cut a promo, I guess those attributes don't carry over now matter how big a cum dump you are.
When is the Solo vs mystery nigga match, I wanna go play more Dispatch
>>19293441The crowd is here for Cena and a good time.
>50 minutes broadcasting so far>Only 15 was an actual in ring fightThis shit is unbearable
This company has no stars outside of Cena. They are so fucked
Did crowd mics all break at once or what?
>Stephanie vs StephanieAdd CUNT for a triple threat Stephanie racist match
>>19293412Women do not need a war gays match.
>>19293432they don’t care about vaq, she’s getting fed to becky soon
>>19293442Why do you talk like a faggot?
>>19293444>ignoring the japs, the mexicans and the australians
Did they just drop the whole Bayley schizo gimmick already?
>>19293313I don’t necessarily disagree about the type of booking (multi-person tag match with buddies). It was just goofier than I expected, and sillier than it needed to be. And I don’t think the opponents needed to be Dom, JD, and Balor just because they’re obviously now setting up Dom to win at Survivor Series.
ASUKA :D
>>19293432chatGPT said so
>>19293441Gunther Phil and Cody will get pops. Also Brock
Based Charlotte quitting the match because it's a PLE just for diarrhea
Good just get all the womeme shit out of the way
.
Scratch logo, my beloved.
>tess and Wade just casually recapping shit like Steph isn’t still laying there after getting the shit kicked out of her
>>19293454based visichad
Seeing Vaquer try to sell a cheap shot like that when shes been a tough women her whole career was awful. They're diluting her
>>19293454Isn't that just the ugly dyke from Arcane?
>>19293452hey don't forget Johnny Ace the greatest dumper of all times according to Vince McMahon
Asuka looking old
>>19293454>PlayThat's a movie nigga you can watch for free on youtube
Are these four gonna make out or
BASED KAIRI
KAIRI JEJ
you can't see me!
Holy shit, non of the women in this fucking company can act
JOINAS BAYREE
Why does Paul keep putting Cena in the opener when he knows perfectly well that most of the audience isn't interested in anything else but him?
kek kairi
That suki suki 5 dorrar asuka voice makes my fick diamonds
>>19293441Nah. The company and some of the songs are over. Not the modern roster.
>>19293467cena has always been a clown though, i mean this as a compliment. he's an irl cartoon character, i think it fit to have his last match be like this
He's backstaget. insider
>>19293452When the fuck could ziggler cut a promo?
Why was Rhea wearing the rip hamilton mask?
WE SUCKING IT ALLSLURP ON HIS BALLS
Kairi lel
IM TAKIN IT ALL>inb4 Hendry
>YFW you can't see Kairi
Who dressed Bayley like a frumpy haus frau. I wanna see that dumper.
anyone but that geek hendry pls
new york ain’t finna pop for this dimeless irish pig or this walled mexican ZASED
Haha omg kairi has autism just like meeeeee :3 she did the john cena she has autism omggggg yayyy
Kairi Sane? More like Kairi INSANE LMAO
>mother fuckersolo you can't say that
>>19293458No, the crowds right now genuinely don't give a shit about anything but Cena and Roman doing his gay etrance.
>>19293497Keep telling yourself that.
>>19293510they ain't popping for anything after Cena buddy
Based I can leave after this match
WE TAKIN" IT ALL
Please no more nepocircus thanks
HES BACK TO SAY THE WORD
RUN IT'S THE FTM'S
We're taking it all!Slob on his balls, open my mouth and swallow his loadWe're taking it all (In the ass!)He fistin' my ass, droppin' my prolapse down to the floorWe’re taking it all (Ugh!)Ready for buttplay, better than ever before!We're taking it all (In the ass!)Slip in my colon, I feel excited, arousedWe’re taking it all
>>19293423>I wish new york had a sports team thats worthy of rooting for.pic related is currently in the MLS playoffs
Kairi almost crackin Lyra, gotta love the murder goblin
INB4 RYBACK
to be fair you have to have high IQ and culture to appreciate Valk segments
>>19293509It's gonna be Ziggler.
Please be Oba or Trick
>solo stealing triple hs water spit Lmao
Don't fuck this /pw/Get ready to say the word.
>it's dolph
Are the other MFTs not welcome in NY or something?
>>19293509It's not. Fightful already confirmed who it is
get ready for a wet fart
>>19293511It was funny you miserable fuck
CHAT SAY THE WORD AND HE'LL APPEAR
IM HERE TO SAY THE WORDIM HERE TO SAY THE WORD
>WEEEEEEEEEEEELL
does Solo's back up guys have a black metal album
it's rene dupree
>>19293526I think you will appreciate this song altho it's not related to rasslin https://voca.ro/1aUGQBKW5DOx
>>19293518Why would I tell myself that?
>Ooooooooo CHAVOOOOOO
Inb4 it’s Maven
Why is he being backed by a juggalo?
>HERE COMES THE MONEY
How can a 3 hour wrestling show only have 30 mins of actual wrestling?I hate this shit
HOLY SHIT IT'S HOGAN!
BIG GUYS COMMING
It’s gonna be Jesús
>>19293527Nobody but Redditors and people living in Seattle cares about soccer, especially not MLS.
Yo thread bitch
>>19293543>>19293543>>19293543Next
>NO CHANCE, NO CHANCE IN HELL
Holy shit there are more fucking commercials on this show than there is actual wrestling content
YOU SUCKYOU SUCKYOU SUCKYOU SUCK
It’s a fan from the crowd wrestling Solo.
>>19293574real
what was up with Kairi anyways? i could totally see her so why she say that?
>they just air Sign of the Night now instead of having those commercial break promosLazy
>>19293548SAY THE WORD AND HE'LL APPEARBUT WE DON'T SAY THAT WORD HERE>*clap clap*BUT WE DON'T SAY THAT WORD HERE
MYA LESNAR SPOTTED UNDER THE RING
>>19293591>>19293591>>19293591>>19293591
>Ziggler>Kennedy>Jericho>Hendry>IguanaIt can only be one...
IM HERE TO SAY THE WORDIM HERE TO SAY THE WOOOOOOORDCOME ON BRING IT ONBETTER WATCH WHAT I DOI'M HERE TO SAY TO SAY THE WORDAND I'M HERE TO LYNCH YOUIF YOU EVER DOUBTED MEYOU MUST BE A JEW
>I consider that a must listen every Tuesday to be a real fanthis show
NOW thats a POP
ZIGGLER
I'M HERE TO SAY THE WORD
>Not Joe Hendreyhahahahahahahahahhaha
>>19293263Light skin colored
