This guy really sucks at every sport lmao
>>19316468He's a legit fucking geek. The only thing he has going for him is being decent enough looking in a business full of goblins and a slightly better than average gift of the gab. Athletically he's always sucked. Even his walk is fucking cringe.
>>19316468KWAB (Kek What A Baller)
it's a black man's sport after all. phil is a hockey chad
>>19316468based airball phil
Ace Steel said that he's the most unathletic trainee he's ever had.
How did that school shooter nerd phil learn how to talk to sluts?
>>19316468and smarks praise this shitter
>>19316468What the absolute fuck We were shooting better jumpers at the damn playground before we were even in middle school This guy really doesn’t have an athletic bone in his body Jesus Christ, PunkHats off to him for having the charisma to become a millionaire and top guy in the more than one promotion, despite lacking athleticism
>>19316468Does he always run on his heels?
>>19316468>This guy really sucks at every sport lmaoHe's just like me
kek ya just know in his teens he was a comic book toy collecting theater kid. atleast cody was a state champ in rasslin
>>19316696The real question is how hard was it for the people there to not burst out laughing They were probably thinking >This uncoordinated guy is the champ? Wrestling is fucking gay At least Austin and Rock played football, Hogan played baseball Actually having some athletic talent is a good base for a top guy and face of the company And as this anon said >>19316700even Cody did some shoot wrestling
>>19316468>>19316533Wow, and he somehow makes more money in one year in wrestling than you will in your entire life, funny how that works
>>19316468Holy Fucking KWABhttps://x.com/WeWantCody_/status/1991529278929084571
>>19316993Yet he'll never have enough to not make himself a fucking geek who lives a fake life being a cringey poser. Funny how that works.
>>19317011OH MY FUCKING CHRISTAs the zoomers say This is a net negative in aura He better hopes this shit doesn’t go viral or something Why would he agree to do this? He’s never played sports as a kid growing up it seems There are teenager girls with more coordination than him What in the fucking…
>>19316993>uses money as a mark of happiness and achievement in lifeyou poor lost soul.
>>19317011This was difficult to watch
>>19316725>someHe has like 100 wins
>>19317036>Tfw Cody can shoot stretch many guys on the roster It’s probably why guys like Brock respect him enough to call audibles and raise his arm after a match
>>19316635Watching Slapshot and playing NHL 94 in your mother's basement all day does not make you a hockey chad.
Punk has never been athletic. Why is this news to some of you? PDS is real
>>19317011Should have gotten someone like Bron or Dominik to do this Bron for obvious reasons And for some reason Dominik seems like a guy that’s just naturally talented at shit
>>19316646>>19316468 Unathletic? Says the anon whose peak cardio is rage-scrolling /pw/ at 3 AM. Punk airballs the hoop like he jobs to a midcarder—entertaining as hell, zero threat. That's the secret sauce: charisma over cartwheels. Without it, you're just a sweaty mark yelling "botchamania" at shadows. Keep coping, Phil's cashing checks you can't even forge.
>>19317051Punk’s always been a talker guy But he can still do outside suicide dives and springboard clothesline (not a slingshot one)So one wouldn’t be amiss to expect him to have a bit more athletic talent
>>19317023I'm sure he's going to wipe his tears with that with the millions of dollars he made while you seethe here about him
>>19317104He’s not going to come to your house to pay you even a cent of those millions he’s earned for your ardent dick riding defense of him, anon
>>19317072Those are two of the easiest high flying moves. And he doesn’t even do the springboard clothesline anymore
>>19317133I'm pointing out the flaw in your logic, that how can he be so unathletic if he's made it to the top of a business built on it and made more money than 99% of people in it. The answer is you have no idea what you are talking about or have PDS
>>19317158Nta, but you don’t need to be athletically gifted to be a great pro-wrestler. Guys CM Punk personify that. Another recent example is Dom. He’s not athletic at all but he’s still a future WWE Champ and top star.
>>19317065Phil won't fuck you, tranny.
>>19316468KWAB
>>19317072So he's the friend that starts the fights and gets KOd first or runs away to hide
I’m not Steph Curry or anything, but I’m pretty sure i have a better shot than that lmfao. Phil fucking sucks
>>19317023>>19317030Cope
>>19317803Yeah you are Phillip
>>19317803If you actually think money is the sole indicator of success then Elon is the greatest human to ever live. Are you retarded lol
>>19317869You would say he's a good businessman if he made money through his business. Similarly, Punk is a good wrestler because he made money out of it
>>19316468For me the funniest shit beside his awful shooting is the ball sliping his hands when they pass it or bouncing it in his fucking shoeTop kek, punks's a certified draw
>>19316468he looks so out of place
>>19316993Bronson reed too and he fucks more divas thank punk, bet he can shoot a proper 3 point or catch a fucking pass without slipping as well
>>19317887Punk is a good wrestler because he put on classic performances time and time again. It has nothing to do with the money. Roman is probably way richer than him even though he’s not half as good. My point is that you should stop looking at money a barometer.
>>19316993
>>19317908And he made more money losing that fight than you ever will in your entire life, lol
>>19317908>Loses to an amateur fighter/journalist who's also a pothead who would have much slower reflexesKWAB
>>19317912>And he made more money losing that fight than you ever will in your entire life, lol
>>19317916And he made a shit load of money, went back into wrestling, became a world champion in two promotions, made millions of dollars and is still one of the most over acts in wrestling, while the only people who care about this are PDS trannies
Kek CM Phil is seething his söyboy tits off ITT right now
>>19317920Kek Phillip getting worked on a Vietnamese hand fishing forum is peak KWAB
>>19317925You've been worked for 2 years because Phil beat up your favorite faggot wrestlers and then pissed on AEW, and you have to get over it
This money mark is making actual CM Punk fans look retarded.
>>19317930>Look retarded Already were
>>19316468Cody sucks at making shots too, but was a good athlete in school. It's a unique skill. Or it could be nerves. Calm down niggers
>>19317036>>19317044he was state champion twice in a row and had a 100 plus match winning streak. People underestimate how freakishly strong the codester is.
>>19316468He has always sucked. Remember when he got beat by a guy named Johnny Bananas on a reality show? Kek. WWE should never have resigned him since its not like he was ever going to return to AEW.
>>19317930You make PDS trannies look retarded... because you all are, and are seething daily
>>19317928I haven't liked this skinny fat shitter ever since he worked his way into ECW. Even back then when he was playing the whole emo/metal gimmick role he was already a huge faggot. Only reason people got behind him was because they were sick of Super-Cena bullshit and wanted someone who wasn't a cringey wigger wearing jorts to finally fucking dethrone him. Punk rid on that wave and the only reason he's where he is, is ironically because of Cena. He's a cheap nostalgia act and a dusty remnant of a better time for long suffering Super-Cena söy filled Millennials. I don't watch either wrestling promotion, haven't for years and never will again so no I don't care about your gay little promotion wars dipshit.
>>19317958I’m not seething about anything. I’m a big Punk fan and I can acknowledge his faults. And when some criticizes him, I don’t feel the need to pose some retarded defense like “HE MAKES MORE MONEY THAN YOU”. So fucking dumb.
>>19316468damn no wonder he is getting cucked by chick magnet chris
>>19317207Anon…Dom also played football in schoolAnd although not as flippy as Rey He can do a suicide tornado ddtSeems pretty athletic
>>19317912And he's also probably blown more money, who cares?
>>19317011>>19316468So what's wrong with this? Not a niggerhoop enjoyer here
>>19318080Whites play basketball tooNot as much as nogs, of course But I recommend you also never pick up a basketball if you cannot discern what is wrong with his jump shot
>>19317964CM Punk was really PG Punk. A child-friendly, safe, punk-image alternative to the more straitlaced Cena character.
>>19317030>internet addicted sexless virgin shut-in that can't do a single pull-up thinks he has a better life than a rich jet-setting world traveling in shape celebrity knee deep in pussygrim
>>19317011LMFAO
>>19318090>Whites play basketball tooI don't think so>But I recommend you also never pick up a basketballNot planning on, not a nigger>if you cannot discern what is wrong with his jump shotIf it's so obvious yet you cannot describe it in one short sentence, then it probably means you're a low IQ nigger. Sorry blackie!
>>19316468shooting a basketball is one of the hardest things in sports. the nba pros train for years to be able to do what they do. so it's unfair to cimpare punk to them. also he's not in his basketball clothes. he's just messing around in formal clothes.
>>19318229Hey Phil.
>>19318221>I don't think so17% of NBA players are white. Also two of the top ten players are white. Luka Donnic and Nikola Jokic. Basketball is a racially diverse sport. Cm Punk just fucking sucks at everything but wrestling
>>19318221You shouldn’t be this confident in your retardation
>>19318229Shooting a basketball is easy as shit actually Even if you aren’t a niggerYou only need to have played a few games at any recess court
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/EqUERn88EcYPhil got mauled by this fag lol
>>19318796T. Never hit a shot in his life
https://x.com/fadeawaymedia/status/1991622586393063459Styles isn’t much better lmao
>>19319169Shooting a basketball isn’t a grand achievement
>>19318845The voice crack at the beginning JUSTAnd if you have to beg those around you to intervene, they’re not your boys, buddy
>>19317011this is your aunt coming over to shoot the shit with the kids during a cookout
>>19316468This bitch is so unathletic it's hilarious
>>19317928>beat upLMAO
>>19316468Both hands on the ball, aim upwards. It's that fucking easy
>>19319185Well that’s unfortunate I’m not sure whose jump shot is worseBased big Bible AJ’s or Punk’s
Why does this idiot have so many fans?
>>19319278IRL? Old losers remember him from childhood and young losers also don't know any betterOn here? AEW Derangement Syndrome
>>19318258>Balkanniggers>whiteCmon now
>>19317928>beat up your favorite
>>19319185>>19319277Wow, what a shocker. People who don't play basketball professionally have poor form when it comes to shooting basketballs.That's crazy! I'm sure a ton of MLB players and NFL players have shitty forms.
>>19319774https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pTy3BToFfDssame show and he never played pro
>>19319874You don't necessarily have to play professionally to have a good form or anything. But my point is the large majority of people on Earth suck ass at shooting a basketball if they DON'T play professionally. Athletic or not.
>>19319894all you need is 1 day to have good form
>>19316993I hope he sees this bro and when he does he lets you fuck AJ Lee as a reward for defending him online on a mongolian basket weaving website
>>19316468Apehoop is a joke, but so is phil. Thanks for sharing, mind if I save this?
>>19316993didn't know punk posts here
>>19319239kek
>>19317011AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dude has no J at all kwab
Everyone laughing at his basketball skills but those first 2 penalty kicks were criminal bruv. What was blud during PE at school?
>>19321043Reading comic books Punk is the kind of guy that thinks just because he finally started working out, he can beat everyone’s ass He lost a fight to a Teddy Hart in flip flops btwAnd he knew not to confront Bobby Fish directly after he did a Hogan kick out after taking his finisher Which makes the Bucks losing to him in a shoot backstage when he had a torn tricep even more embarrassing
>>19316468I'm not gonna sit here and pretend I'd do any better kek
>>19316640Airball Phil sign was spot on. I'm either calling him Airball or AJ's Husband from now on
>>19316468Worse than Bayley
>>19317011Umm... Discord trannies... This is bad news for our Tony nomination this year...
>>19317767Teddy Hart would confirm.
>>19316679Do you.. Run on your toes?
>>19316468Logan Paul needs to beat him for the belt
>>19317011kek
>>19319774Your shot form can be corrected in literally 30 seconds.
>>19321723Nah. He’ll drop it to Bron the night after mania
Actually insane just how unathletic he is. Says more about pro wrestling desu
>>19318080if you can't look semi-competent shooting a basketball you're seriously a sheltered unathletic faggot
>>19316993Have you seen most billionaires? Elon Musk is fuck ugly and the most insecure man on the planet. Same with Trump. You can have the money lmao.
>>19317907NO, MONEY IS EVERYTHING
>>19316468he needs more of an arc
>>19324757Yeah its like he’s throwing the ball at the rim instead of actually shooting.
>>19316993So punk rock. He's also sucked more bloodmoney dick in 1 night than any of us will in our lives.>>19324090no lies detected
>>19319774https://youtu.be/sQSFR8FCyEg?si=NWYe2xiORbbqtwA0
>>19319774A starting pitcher for the Dodgers not only has better shooting form, but can also dunk.https://youtube.com/shorts/9-CYOTzDm68?si=PO5KKJZKAPZLIuRR
>>19325064Punkxirs.....
>>19325064Trump is so consistently inconsistent in his affiliates
Punksissies?
>>19325629Like you could shoot any better you fucking retard.
LOOK IN MY EYESSSSSSWHAT DO YA SEE?I DORK WHO CANT PLAY A SPORT
>>19316468Kek what a fucking dork
He is one of the less athletic wrestlers ever.And that's with top level training at his service.
>>19316468This is straight up pathetic holy shit
>>19325064>Oil Tycoon from New York>Worked uneducated southern whites into thinking he's republican>His cabinet is full of "former" democrats like Tulsi gabbard and RFK>loves Zohran>Those same uneducated southern whites are shocked somehowBased Big Trump working the obese smarks
>>19316468At least he doesn't pretend to be a Bulls fan, I guess.
>>19317011I can't make fun of this because I would have done just as bad or even worse at everything except the 3-point shot, especially in slim-fit jeans.
