All Elite Wrestling Presents FULL GEAR from The Prudential Center in Newark, NJHow To Watch: HBO MAX [Ultra High Definition], Amazon Prime Video, PPV.com, and YouTube (More Info: https://www.allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv)MAIN CARD (8pm ET / 5pm PT)>Hangman Adam Page (c) vs. Samoa Joe for the AEW World Championship in a Steel Cage Match>Kris Statlander (c) vs. The CEO Mercedes Mone for the AEW Women's World Championship>Brodido (c) vs. FTR for the AEW World Tag Team Championships>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher (c) vs. Mark Briscoe for the TNT Championship in a No DQ Match [If Fletcher Wins, Briscoe Joins The Don Callis Family]>Kenny Omega & Jurassic Express vs. The Young Bucks & Josh Alexander [Winners Will Receive 1 Million Dollars]>Darby Allin vs. PAC>Jon Moxley vs. Kyle O'Reilly in a No Holds Barred Match>Toni & Mina vs. Babes Of Wrath vs. Sisters Of Sin vs. Shafir & Bayne in a 4-Way Tag [Winning Team Picks Semifinal Match Stipulation]>Casino Gauntlet Match To Determine The First Ever AEW National Champion!
Based KOR
I'm going to watch more AEW after this.
based RESPEEECT
This thread is moving so fast that nobody will notice that Kevin Nash was raped in the summer of 92
Chuggs finna make the save
>>19331064KEK THIS FAGGOT ACTUALLY BOUGHT A PASS TO SPAM THREADSbased retard
>Mox jobs to KoR clean 3 times in a rowyeah he's getting jumped out of the Death Riders
>>19331097NEVERMIND
So we have to wait until Wednesday for the bagging?
>claudio and dg glancing a look at each other.....its happening
>No dick Riders turning on Mox Ffs
motn incoming
When is the Moné match? Really wanna go outside for my sesh already
Who's gonna plastic bag Mox on Wednesday?
>Fletcher/Briscoe 6On one hand, this is getting too muchOn the other, every match is a banger.
Mark Briscoe, welcome to the Don Callis Family
That was a fun match, I like how AEW can have completely different styles on the same show.Guess they save the Mox destruction until Dynamite
>>19331114>GuyIngonito avoiding the allegations againIt's happening
I don't want either of these guys to lose.
>>19331124Peter Avalon
>>19331124PAC hes the only death rider thats been giving mic time and he beat Darby on the opener
>muh brotha Come on Mark, every fucking match can't be this
>>19331124Yuta
Oh, Briscoe is winning
>>19331102>Still seething that his shitty thread didn't get used
>>19331125Both of them are great with everyone they work with, and they work even better against each other.
Mark can't lose this bros...
How can one supposedly white man look so middle eastern?
good video package here by mark
Hope Kyle wins and Briscoe ends up becoming a legit heel
>>19331124Pac, obviously>Only Dick Rider that's winning matches>Only Dick Rider with mic time>Only Dick Rider with personality
>That's familyMark you have like 9 kids, you have enough family
kino video package
>>19331146I don't make threads. I'm not a faggot
>>19331122Mone match is the match before last
>talking about God to New Yorkersbro he ain't there, he left a while ago
>>19331154I hear you like little packages.
>>19331153He's out in the sun all day
I want to plant chickens with Mark Briscoe
>>19331124danielson
PORNOSTARRRRRRRRR
>>19331124Marina
>>19331172The sun makes your facial features middle eastern?
>>19331124your headcannon isnt happening
>PORNOSTAAAAHHHyo wtf
>>19331163he has like 17 and he just keeps having more, Mark Briscoe is singlehandedly saving the white race
PORNOOOOSTAAAAR
Not my name
PORNOOOOOOOOOSTAR
Was Mark the Jannetty of the Briscoes? I only ever watched their match with GoD where Tama threw the belt across the room afterwards because Enzo showed up
>>19331173I planted 6 eggs earlier, I am hoping the chickens sprout soon
that IS his name
If Mark Briscoe doesn't win the title here, he's cringe gay and midcard forever
>>19331180yes
>Kyle Fletcher
>>19331177>>19331185>>19331187>>19331189
>>19331124Toru Yano
Mark Briscoe is the second reason I watch AEWThe first is Marina
>>19331188>>19331193WHO DO I TRUST?????
>>19331197Hope Kyle has a long title run
>>19331191people considered Jay the Michaels for a while but Mark was his equal
>No special DC costumesGrim partnership
>>19331191His brother usually talked and was the better looking one.
>>19331216swerve is still injured
I like Kyle's Shawn Michaelsesque sunglasses
Another 12am PPV Tony?
This is a Fletcher board and that's why he'll win
>>19331205Quit trying to make Fletch happen
>>19331226I hope it goes to 3 A.M. in the morning
>>19331182It's happening you're just blind
>>19331209Based Fletcher
Kyle owes me sex and about 35 bucks
>>19331216this is your brain on e-slop
>>19331235SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TAKE THAT CHICKEN FUCKER
>>19331247>t.
>>19331257Skye owes me a footjob
Buddy vs any of these guys would be cool.
>>19331216Omega is yet to come out.
>>19331235
JUSTIFIED FUCK DON CALLIS CHANTS
>>19331266Why is Absolute Batman so beeg?
>>19331264Buddy's jobbing to the egg salad from catering tonight
>>19331275he got a clue
>>19331275He's an absolute unit
>Im gonna own him after thisSlave owner Callis gimmick
>>19331277Was the mayonnaise bad or something?
>Kyle vaulting that ladder at MarkSHADES OF SAMMY GUEVARA
>>19331277I don’t think he eats salad.
MY TWEET JUST APPEARED ON THE SCREEN
What are these WeeLC ladders
>>19331288let's just say that the cooks added some extra special "ingredients", if you know what I mean
Lol what, Don keeps calling Mark a drooling retard in SFW terms, but he wants to hire him?
Mark, you're too old to be taking these bumps...
now this is some gcw briscoe shit
>>19331302They added raw onion? That's fucked up man
>>19331163>>19331186That's not counting all of Jay's kids I'm sure he's taken on.
>>19331306don wants those chickens
surely Mark learned to be a safe driver...
>I don't think you'd wanna drive with Mark Briscoe behind the wheelBryan... what the fuck, man?
>>19331306You always need a retard to boss around
>>19331298Congratulations, you are a GEEK
>Bryan making fun of Briscoe's drivingBYRAN NO
>>19331306He wants to own him like a dog. He'll be the Family's punching bag.
>>19331285>>19331313>Callis turns into a southern farm ownerGuys...
>>19331306he wants to OWN him
>>19331315kek jesus Bryan whats his problem with Mark
>>19331321
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>19331325CALLIS FAMILY PLANTATION
>>19331325>callis dressed like colonel sanders bossing mark around
>>19331334get ready for a lot of this, also this is why this board desperately needs geoflags
>>19331336Kek with Rocky Romero as the house negroe
>>19331340I hear you enjoy controlling younger folk
>>19331325>Turns into a slave farm
>>19331313>>19331316>>19331322>>19331327Is Mark going to be a sex slave then?
>>19331342Every thread would be derailed because of flags
>2 no DQ matches in a rowTony failing to pace a PPV as usual huh
>>19331343Rocky is the secret real owner.
qt quit over the C2 but wwe wouldnt hire him kek
>>19331191Weirdly Jay dying turns them into double Michaels.>>19331302Eyo! Eddie Kingston brought that egg salad from home. It had his name on it, pardna.
>>19331353this nigga sweatin' curry
>Two bleedys in a rowThese PPVs would be a lot better if Tony laid them out the right way
>>19331360no he has a plantation of Japanese and mexican people out back no one knows about.
>>19331353no it wouldn't you cunt
Kyle's incessant screaming is over with me
>>19331358it was actually 4 no DQ's in a row including the battle royale and a cage match, Big Tone Dog is COOKIN'
>>19331360>t. Rocky
Has anyone tried the new monsters and the new winter alani?
>>19331373Sky Blue hears it every night
what a powerbomb by Kyle holy moly
>>19331366I think it's been well established that Big Tone is going sicko mode
That powerbomb
So going by the PPV so far, who's in the C2?Obvious picks>Okader>KOR>Roddy>Darby>Brisco>Bailey>Knight Maybe?>Takeshita (can't see Tony getting away with booking the IWGP champ like that)>Cassidy (he's been on a softer contract since returning, not a work horse anymore)
>>19331366crochet might be more your speed
>>19331381Does he rage when he loses at COD or something?
>>19331366Um sweaty, this is the furniture and weapons match, and that was the weapons and illegal holds/fish hooks match
>>19331380I only drink water and vodka.
>Briscoe dies>Don inherited all 50 kidsThis is a sitcom
>>19331385you ain't kidding, pal
sickobros im introducing 3 normies to AEW tonight. they all love it but im having to pause the ppv every three fucking minutes for them. but they have been converted
>>19331306His blonde daughter is qthe wants to breed her
>>19331380If it isn't the green apple Monster I don't care
>>19331361it is funny that he crawled back, but he became the go to guy for the specialty matches, see paul walter hauser and big boom aj
>>19331366Probably more blood in the joe vs hangman match
>>19331406Very based
They missed most of the tacks
he HAD to outdo his gf
>>19331408It’s an apple juiced monster and some weird passion berry one.
>>19331391 Brodie and Okada are definitely going to be in it, everything else is unknown.
>>19331397No, she overhears Me and Kyle having sex
REAL SICKO SHIT
>>19331403The Dinosaur hasn't even wrestled yet
>>19331366Wrestlers bleeding is realistic
>>19331403We lost out on our JJ farm antics, we need Uncle Don farm antics
>>19331423this PPV has exceeded my expectations on every level, even the womeme match wasn't bad
>>19331410Interesting take. Stupid
Did I just hear a dolphin?
Fletcher's screaming weirdly reminds me of Trunks' screaming when Gohan was killed by the Androids.
>>19331420Fuck I might need to try that one then
>>19331436Still have a Mone piss break to get through. Can't wait for her to get no reaction again
Still 3 matches left after this that will all go 40 minutes each
>>19331436the shittier an AEW PPV looks on paper means it will be one of the best.
>>19331411
This crowd is gonna be so fucking dead for Mercedes and Kris
WHAT THE FUCK
>kicks out of thatthat shouldve finished the match
>>19331443Gives me Jericho vibes. I like that he's really the only guy that does it. Every women does it in every match at the moment and whichever producer is telling them to do that (they do it in WWE too) needs to fuck off
HOLY SHITTTTT
>>19331458I thought that was it
REACH FOR THE SKY BOY
Exquisite kino you are providing tone dawg.
>>19331447>Still have a Mone piss break to get throughNO FUCK YOU FOR REMINDING ME AAAAAAAAAAA WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING
>>19331458>GuyIngonito when he sees a small child.gif
>>19331454They'd be dead for it anyway
>>19331459that part. what a move. the camera shot was pure kino.
>Fletcher jumps backwards off the ladder to catch MarkISHYGDLTS (I seriously hope you guys don't like this shit)
>>19331467Shoot thought she was going to get the tag belts too
>stop asking stupid questions thenoooooo Excalibur's nuts finally dropped
bros, I can't cook for shit and I'm thinking about starting cooking studiesApparently I can even attend History/Geography/Physics/Chemistry/English classes! :D
>>19331470Kek.
so fucking based
Sicko bros how we feeling?
Kyle gonna impregnate Skye now that he has Briscoe blood in his system
That was to absorb his chicken powers
>>19331479frankly shocked that she didn't win them single handedly and defend them alone like MJF
Zesty screwdriver lick
KYLENODO NOT MAKE ME CONCERNED LIKE THIS
KYLE NO THATS MURDER
This is disgusting.Who is this kind of match even for?
>>19331491Feed me more!
I'm ngl card looked weak on paper but Big Tone is COOKING.SICKO MODE
WEW LAD HOLD ON A SECOND
Match of the night so far
>90 false finishesthe suspense is literally killing me
>>19331493>She gives birth to a giant egg>Skye want to break it>Kyle keeps it>Kyle brings it with him to every matchIn a year it hatches and A new Mark pops out
>>19331491eating good
>>19331485i've been downloading cookbooks recommended in old threads on /ck/ since the ppv started. videos are probably easier to learn from though
AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HOLY SHIT *****
DEM BOYS
great match
>>19331509Weak looking card but KINO matches. Masters chef cooking
>>19331517based HUSTLE reference
Based Chicken
>>19331506me, specifically
Based Briscoe
MATCH OF THE NIGHT
DEMBOIS
holy fucking shit
BASED ASS FUCKING MATCH
BASED BASED BASED BASED
Yeah that was MOTN
RIP KYLE
BROS, MARK REMAINS A FREE MAN
>>19331529>GuyIngonito when he sees another small child.gif
Pvre kino
>AAAHHHHHHH>EEEEGGGHHHHHBased Fletcher
I wanted briscoe callis family shenanigans but at least he has a belt now
MARK BRISCOE ACTUALLY WON A SINGLES CHAMPIONSHIP HOLY SHIT
A crazy Southern boy is the face of TNT
wrong guy went over :/
bout gosh darn time
>>19331560Bro this frees up Kyle for a real title
>>19331560Shut up Don
>>19331560Kyle is moving onto the world title bro
Mark Briscoe winning a major TV title makes me really happy
Soon Don will lose all his Family Belts
>>19331559a straight white Christian is the face of TNT
>8 ads advertising this shitok
What? A black cutie in the the crowd
SICKO SHOUTOUT
>The tranny company who cares about kids>Advertising gambling to children
>broke bucksKwab
>used to be called breeze queenOk I’ll give it up that popped me
>>19331566he already got a shot at Hangman this run, he's at the back of the line>>19331568I wish I was half as handsome and brilliant as wrestling legend Don Callis
>>19331560The Pornostar is the next on the line for the main title to then defend it vs Ospreay on All In.
>>19331580yikeshow did we allow this?
>>19331582AEW has always been a pro gambling fed
1 MILLY!
New thread at ~290 posts
Big Tone came through with the free private YouTube link for AEW friends and family TYBTD!
i still think Briscoe being in the Callis family had comedy potentional
>3 matches leftyeah this is going to 12:30 A.M.
>>19331583We love black women on this board
Give me the battle cry, Kenny
This is why Peter Avalon is needed. To put on a quick comedy match inbetween bangers
>>19331583think I saw a hard nipple as well
>>19331601i got a free version toothanks tony
Sicko bros have been fed well. There will be no more blood tonight.
we love our Ex-EVP's here
>walking weapon
When's the Mone match? I need to piss
How do we feel about our former EVPs around here?
>>19331624The main event
>>19331624After this, it'll be the cooldown for Hangman/Joe
Why is this fuckface Donald featured literally every match?
>we still havent got to the mercedes statlander match yet
>>19331617haha, this your first AEW PPV? there's more blood to come, laddy
>>19331594I think we're actually getting a Protokada tag titles run.>>19331617brother there's still a Hanger cage match to come, the blood must flow
I HEAR THE BATTLE CRY
KENNNIIIII
What does a dinosaur need with $333,333.33?
KENNIIIIII
>Jungle Boy wearing his Kraven jacket on the PPV that sponsored by DCFIRE HIM
I'm ready for dis
Based crowd going wild for the cleaner
bros, I'm not ready for this...........
Guys, Kenny is slowly dying
KENNI-SAAAAAAAAAAN
>>19331640It's the main event. That monkey's paw is a motherfucker. Real sicko shit.
I HEAR THE EDRONES CRYYYYYYYYYY
>>19331617>there will be no more blood tonight>Hangman in a steel cage match is the main eventlol,lmao
KENNY KINO LOADING
kenny loves little girls
Matt trying to count the money
Does MJF still have his title shot contract thing? I wonder if he comes out tonight when hangman wins
Why does Kenny always look like he just came back from the set of a gay porno?
>>19331670nonsense, he looks better than ever
>Hi Toxic Bob
>>19331691He has to announce it a week before
>>19331691is Swerve still injured?
>>19331694he's a zesty fella, but he's my GOAT
>>19331691It's not like the MITB, you need to give at least 7 days notice.
>>19331691No, he burned it to fight Hanger. Also, they changed the rules, from now on you have to announce a week ahead of time when you want to cash it in.
>>19331694anon...
i'm marking
>>19331670we all are anon
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>>19331691He spent it and got the rules changed to prevent future Hebrew tricks
>>19331712i thought he kept it? he had it in a backstage segment on Wenseday after Forbidden Door
>>19331698>Fights not with you Holiday
>>19331710So much jiggling
>>19331724Nope me and Eustace ain't leaving til we reach bump limit
>>19331727he still has it tho
Is Omega hurt?
>>19331741he does. he tricked Hangman to fight him without using it
Kenny looks like he only has about 50 matches left in him. Enjoy him while you can.
>>19331694Because he was?
Nick looked mad
>>19331772Always has been
Honorary members
Perry is a perfect cruiserweight
Yet another Kenny match where he does basically nothing huh
Stop noticing things.
>>19331845He's half dead now
Alexander slotted in to Andrades role pretty well, beat thing that ever happened to him
That was a good knee
The Bux always have the same match.
I don't watch any wrestling promotions but I come to shitpost because wrestling peaked in 1998
