All Elite Wrestling Presents FULL GEAR from The Prudential Center in Newark, NJHow To Watch: HBO MAX [Ultra High Definition], Amazon Prime Video, PPV.com, and YouTube (More Info: https://www.allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv)MAIN CARD (8pm ET / 5pm PT)>Hangman Adam Page (c) vs. Samoa Joe for the AEW World Championship in a Steel Cage Match>Kris Statlander (c) vs. The CEO Mercedes Mone for the AEW Women's World Championship>Brodido (c) vs. FTR for the AEW World Tag Team Championships>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher (c) vs. Mark Briscoe for the TNT Championship in a No DQ Match [If Fletcher Wins, Briscoe Joins The Don Callis Family]>Kenny Omega & Jurassic Express vs. The Young Bucks & Josh Alexander [Winners Will Receive 1 Million Dollars]>Darby Allin vs. PAC>Jon Moxley vs. Kyle O'Reilly in a No Holds Barred Match>Toni & Mina vs. Babes Of Wrath vs. Sisters Of Sin vs. Shafir & Bayne in a 4-Way Tag [Winning Team Picks Semifinal Match Stipulation]>Casino Gauntlet Match To Determine The First Ever AEW National Champion!
Holy cringe why would you have a non draw like shitlander win? Ffs Tony
Mercedes is going to vacate all her titles for another shot at the women's world title isn't she
kek takeshita and okada really be two of the goats of being the greatest of all time
Takeshita vs Okada Continental Classic finals KINO on the way
Takeshita vs Okada is the best feud in AEW right now
Perfect English from Okada and Takeshita
ITT: we laugh at Monefags
Haven't been watching did the zesty australian get raped
How the FUCK is there a Contineltal classic if the fucking belt doesn't exist anymore? What's the Unified title for?
continentalclassicbros WE FEASTIN
Do you think Statlander let's guys fuck her in the ass?
>>19332530Oh shit that's going to be it
>ppl popping for the CCHoly shit Tony got that tournament over
all gas no breaks for the C2
>>19332550fRaid so
Don Callis Classic
>>19332551are you special needs
THE DON CALLIS FAMILY IS GONNA EXPLODE
>>19332558would be a waste if she didnt
>two japanese best friendsgiwtwm
>>19332558She's anal only until marriage, her hymen is INTACT
cage match
>>19332530Based actually, trade it all for a final shot at the big one
>>19332565I hear you like breaking kids
>>19332558It's a good contraceptive and she is a modern woman so....
MJF time
>>19332530Kek that's the World's End match
>>19332570WITH CUM
>>19332567Guess that's why they call him the PORNOSTAR brother, shit.
OH HERRO, I AM IN THE CONTINENTAL CLASSICKU
>Main Event starts at midnightTony you a genius for this 1
>>19332587Hoping to breathe with the switchblade instead
>okada doing a tournament with big matches against takeshita, kyle, etc coming up>has tanahashi on january 4this tony fucking nuts? i know okada NEVER gets injured by he's getting older and you're risking the main event of the biggest dome show in 30 years by pushing him this hard.jesus
>>19332473CM Punk won
>>19332568The real Don Callis Classic would be him booking all his guys to let him pin them and then they all clap for him.
>>19332530i would book her to have a major meltdown and lose each title over the course of a few months until she only has the TBS championship left, which she dodges defending at every opportunity in order to hold onto it. she can revisit the world title stuff later.
>>19332599only way for this dogshit to be the best match of the day
>>19332601Jay White got taken out by the Death Riders no? Wouldn't make sense for him to interfere with this match
Do y'all think Adam Cole will make his comeback in the continental classique?
>>19332605Too bad, the Continental Classic is more important than retirement tours
Please JOE win this belt fuck this hangtroon
>Camera doesn't catch Joe's poseJfc
>>19332610Rocky should go over
>>19332599fuckin based tonedawg
>>19332605all these twitter fags were saying Nakamura would be able to wrestle The Ace no problem.
>6AM
>>19332587brrrrrrt br br brbr br brbr br brbrbrbrbrbr brrrrrt
>>19332605Not just that but also the IWGP champion.
>new themeHOLY BASED
>>19332632suffah euro
Joe better win this
HANGMAN FINALLY PLAYED RDR2
>>19332619He still hates Hangman more
Guys, what if Joe jumps from the top of the cage?
Based Hanger with the special entrance.
Sicko bros will feast on this match
So much aura
American Venom.
new theme has nfl films music vibe
>>19332613There's no way she's going back to any of those shitter promotions to lose those titles.It would have made sense after she lost to Toni, then build herself back up to the AEW title.
BASED AMERICAN VENOM
Just hurry up and have Joe squash Hangmam' so I can go to sleep.
>>19332605its okay nigga tanahashi can wrestle master wato or something if it goes belly up pimp, BELIEVE in the ace
hilarious that new / potentially one off themes AEW knocks out mog the fuck out of the sloppy shit WWE makes lmao
wtf is this shitty music
this new theme song suck, but so did all his others
I want hangman to come out to riders on the storm
>>19332638Do you ever say anything of note TripFag?
>>19332665why do you care about wwe bro? we're watching full gear
we red dead redemption now
>Joe...Hobbs...come and get me you bastards
page should lose, but idk if joe should win
>>19332620Anon I....
>All these people who didn't play RDR2Wild
>>19332663we're in for an hour-long banger I'm afraid, settle in
>>19332638>>19332656>>19332665>>19332668>>19332672It's from red dead 2https://youtu.be/AF22vaGLziM?si=Kc2jHqxoZ0iDpk3A
>RDR2 themeHoly cringe, Joe should shoot kill this faggot
>>19332675He'll come out to Renegade by Styx
>>19332684I'll get to it eventually.
>>19332684I don't play slop.
>>19332668>>19332672>filtered by RDR
based hanger makes the chuddies seethe every time
>>19332684>>All these people who didn't play RDR2>Wildgaming is for children anon
>only way to win is pinnfall or submission>In a fucking cage matchWhat about escaping?
>>19332609If by win you mean made it to the Epstein files then yes, he won bigly.
Joe bald as fuck now
>>19332675>We're riders on the storm>We'll swallow lots of sperm>Like a dog deep on a bone>Riders on the storm
>>19332684After a couple of hours it sucked too much compared to the first Red Dead
>>19332702ok but why's he gotta be such a fag
>>19332684Fuck this Gambling Challenges
>>19332704Go back to pre school e-baby
>>19332684I don't play games like that. You know the type.
>>19332684Not everyone is a no-life-having friendless loser GEEK that plays every game under the sun.
Did this shitter say Samewuh Jew?One of the WOAT announcers
>>19332684I am waiting to play it on switch 2
>>19332713cry chuddie
>>19332668>>19332672YOU'RE FUCKING GAYAS IN HOMOSEXUAL
hope joe will shoot beat him
>>19332711seek mental help
>>19332704winning a match by running away has always been RETARDED
>>19332704Sorry, this is pro wrestling. Not the ghetto olympics.
>>19332718Dapper Yapper board, newfag
>>19332718What doe his knees sound like?
>>19332609many are saying this
>>19332712Truth, 2 is way to fucking slow and boring. RDR1 is way better.
either my headphones are fucked or my stream is fucked
I get it's from RDR2, but most people ain't gonna know that. At least pay to make him a polygon riding a horse in the game.
My lumbago is killing me
Would Jessie "The Body" Ventura be happy with AEW's cage match?
JOE IS GONNA KILL YOUJOE IS GONNA KILL YOU JOE IS GONNA KILL YOU
>Sponsored by DC>Doesn't come out to Jonah Hex's theme
>>19332741stream
>>19332736bone grinding on bone
>>19332739Red Dead Revolver was better than both of them
He can't Buckshot Lariat from inside the cage
>>19332741demonic audio??
this might be a good match anons
>>19332765choppy as fuck audio
>>19332762From the top
>>19332762He can do it off the ref
>kick out at 1 early in the match Based Joe with ring psychology
>>19332762Thus he can't win in this match! All hail the soon-to-be champion!
Kinda mental that just a few years ago Joe would never wrestle again due to concussion issues now he's taking all kinds of crazy head bumps
>>19332767Samoa Joe bleeding = Kino guaranteed
>>19332762FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>19332760Gun still clears any of the Red Dead games
>>19332747
>>19332762He's been putting over the Deadeye for months as a match ender.
>>19332762Yeah he can
>>19332735Sorry, I only watch real sports and therefore have the Buffers
I'm gonna go look up porn now. See ya.
This crowd sounds burnt out
>I've gone 60 minutes with each of these menbit on the zestual side innit
Odds on Joe doing this spot?
>>19332762he needs to open the door of the cage
>>19332762
Hangman wasn't ready for the choppa
>>19332762didn't stop him against Swerve>>19332779weird that that also happened with Brayn and Sting
>>19332797Bro he domesticated an Omega whore
>>19332795we're riders on the stormwe're gonna watch gay pornwe're riders on the storm
>playing open world "games"Lmao. you guys seriously don't do this, do you?
Joe is such a beast
>>19332796Tony needs to start giving out free white claws, one under every seat
>"That's not enough time to condition your lungs for the heavy load"Excalibur confirmed cum in lungs
>>19332815What about Mortos?
Another mediocre Hangman main event
Another double bleedy, Tony?
oh he's leakin, get him some milk
Samoa Joe head look like a cinnamon gumball
>>19332813Why yes, I do play MDickie games
>>19332813not since Skyrim perfected the genre and the medium
The King of Samoan Style
wew lad joe with the old school blade job
Show should’ve ended after Fletcher vs Briscoe
>>19332822sex with the beast mortos
>>19332825You talking about your pussy and ass bitch?
Have a feeling this is going to be shorter than planned because Joe looks dazed. Concussed?
Besides MJF returning I can't see what else they could do to have an exciting end to this
>>19332839Non-consensual style
>>19332839Don't lewd Mortos
>>19332813In literally playing kcd right now
Insider here. Hanger is winning with a moonsault from the top of the cage
>>19332833Pleb
>>19332813I'm playing rise of the ronin right now because it's based Team Ninja kino.
this match woke the crowd up
>>19332849it's either him or jay white who can lay the claim that hangman has never beaten him
Based Tony Promotions
>>19332796I'm fucking burnt out and I'm sitting on my couch at home. It was a good PPV but this shit should have wrapped up about an hour ago.
>>19332856Outsider here. Hey yo.
>>19332856sounds kino
>>19332819Exfagibur killed Luke Harper!
>>19332839He's made for caramel nalgas
grisly scene on the cage support
>>19332857I'm sorry that my objectively correct opinion upsets you.
JesusJoe is leaking blood like crazy
>>19332875kek that spaghett was in his nasal passage
Bros ... Is Joe concussed or something? Moving slow as fuck
>>19332875They fucked it up. Do another one, you lazy cunts.
How do I get a Samoa Joe body?
joe aiming for a good number in the muta scale
>>19332864he just don't miss
>>19332887He's selling, blud
>blood in almost every match
>>19332892I hear you're aiming for your name on a sex offenders register
>>19332856god I wish
This is boring>CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
This crowd doesn't give a FUCK
>>19332896Renee's old and haggard jowls are almost like this
>>19332896cry about it faggot
Sickos how do we feel about this match?
>>19332892the muta scale barely reaches half way up the eddie scale
>>19332735Diaper Crapper is the WOAT (verification not required.)
>visual pinhanger bros I don’t feel so good….
>visual pinOh no
>ref bump in a cage match
>>19332917like this
>>19332917Would have more effect if it didn't follow the Mox/Kyle match
Powerhouse Hobbs
>Get out of her Shibata This time is exactly the same way I yell at my dog when he stares for food
Kek hobbes destroying the lock with his mits
Hobbs strong
P-P-P-P-POWERHOUSE
Fuck it the ref should blade
>crowd is bored as shit
YES YES YES CMON JOE YA SAMOAN BASTARD
>cuckeena clutch
you now remember when ramen regins couldn't even get handcuffs off
You guys watch this garbage every week? Schiavone's commentary sounds like someone's lost dementia-ridden grandfather found a mic
HOOK BACK WITH THE OPPS
>>19332928why would a cage make it less likely that the ref gets bumped
dont do it hook
>Open the door so Hangman can do the Buckshotkek
hook you fucking bastard
>HookFuck OFF Tony
hook wyd
>>19332800oh shit you called it
THAT'S HOOK RIGHT THERE
This wasn't on my bingo card
Bros ...
HOOK WAS OPPS ALL ALONG!
JOEJOEJOEJOEJOE
>yfw Joe still loses
HOLY SHIT
KWAB based hook
BASED JOE
LETS GOOOOOOO HOOK
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAA
YES YES YES HOOK HAS REJOINED HIS OPPS BROTHERS
HOLY FUCK JOE WON
WCW
GET FUCKED HANGTRANNY
THAT JEZEBEL WAS PART OF THE OPPS ALL ALONG
based joe holy fuck
JOE JOE JOE JOE
Good god Joe
Everything is right in the world
LMFAO
uuuhhh bros??????????????????????
BASED
AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HOLY SHIT JOE ACTUALLY WON
Tyson Kidd DIED from that move. Joe went too far this time.
What?
huhola
good swerve from tony
Opps unstoppable
TWO TIME
>Hangman gets to buckbreak Hobbs before losing the titlebased cowboy
Love Hanger but based as fuck Joe
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED FAGGOT
Hanger sisters…
YES!!!! JOE! JOE! JOE!
YOU DESERVE IT>YOU DESERVE ITYOU DESERVE IT>YOU DESERVE IT
Hangman will win it back at World's End
Friendship with Dick Riders has endedThe reign of terror of the Joe Riders begins now!
Bullshit
fucking based ending, Tony you mad bastard you swerved me good
based Joe
HANGMA'AM ON SUICIDE WATCH
>mfw
wait does that make Hobbs a Black Opps?
Who are all these jobbers?
KWABThe dude who has the Donkey Kong theme just won
Peepfag flicking his bean
Love Hangman, but you put the belt on Joe. It's that simple.
WHOS HOUSE
>>19332989end of the calendar year is his strong point
>bleeding Joe holding up the beltGreat shot
SWITCHY!!!
>Who's house?
BROS?
NIGGER'S BACK
Whoooooose house?!
swerve
WHOSE HOUSE?
MJF
SWERVE NIGLAND
OH NO NO NO HES GOT A SHITTY THEME ITS OVER
>Swerve returneh
Swerve getting def rebel'd you hate to hear it
>New theme
This new song sucks
they really made swerve a star though
>>19333038AUGUST 1 WARNING!?!?!?!
Jaybros.........
Speaking of guys who crash the ratings
I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVEI SWERVE WHEN I DRIVEI SWERVE WHEN I DRIVEDEFEATIN' ME YOU OUT YO MIND!
DO WE NOT SWERVE WHEN WE DRIVE ANYMORE???
This song makes no sense with that dance............
is this 2024 again?
>>19333038Don’t forget the leather jacket my friend. He’s bad ass now.
That cutaway with Samoa Joe spitting blood was fucking hard
aura
>WHOSE HOUSE IS IT???
glad tony is addicted to social media so he can switch the song back by dynamite
>>19333021>*spits blood*gotta love that big Samoan nigga
>generic rap instead of his based themenah. tony, mina this nigga.
The dance doesn't go with the new song, neither does the meme chant
>joe is still actively bleedingLMFAO
I like his old song better
A VISUAL PLEA!!!
This would go harder if it was his old theme
Tony I know you're reading the thread change his music back
What a rotten way to end a PPV.
Need Tony to pull a Mina on Swerve's new theme real quick
>>19333055Swerve is a dork but his coat game is always on point
crowd goes mild
>>19333074Do you know who else is rotten?
His roid gut is bigger than ever
Didn't we just do this 3 way feud last year?
Fantastic pape boys
>>19333069I miss Sidgeposting. Yeah, I said it.
>>19333082I'm ok with a rerun since I like Joe and Hanger
swerve looks like booker now
BUT WHERE'S TRENCH
Lmao fuck off
is swerve on the gas
>one man beats up 10 mencome on swerve's not that big, this is not believable
Tony I want my money back for this PPV you bitch. Could have bought a pack of Pokémon cards with that money.
Wow Swerve just house called a guy that looks like Charlie Kirk
Lol that jobber looked like Shane Gillis and Charlie Kirk mixed
No not Shane Gillis!
Based Swerve pulling a Casey Jones saving the Turtles
Okay that was sold well
tony working the marksbased ppv
it was alright
another 11/10 PPV TYBTD
HANGMAN AND SWERVE ARE GONNA END RACISM BETWEEN WHITES & BLACKS BY ENDING THE SAMOAN SCOURGE
>nu mega powersbizased
good main event, fuck hangmanm swerve sucks big time
I am now allowed to go to sleepThanks for being here frensHave a great day or night!
Would have been a 10/10 PPV if Tony didn't make it lasts 8 hours
I dread WWE next week since there won't be any swerves
>>19333109Unironically based. But Hanger better win it back.
>>19333119They put Hogan and Macho Man to shameDeep in your hearts you guys know it's true
I waited all this time for buddy. Instead I get swerve. What a downgrade.
AEW: The Home of Professional Wrestling
Would have been a 10/10 PPV if the bucks were replaced by literally anyone else
Is Swerve looking bigger or am I tripping?
>>19333152He acquired some mass
>>19332473Where's the scrum thread, OP?
They should have had Hobbes in the cage match and win. Would have been kino. I don't need old fat Joe as champ.
>>19333168gotchunew>>19333199>>19333199>>19333199>>19333199
>>19333129I wish it was 16 hours
