Imagine skinning him alive while you disembowel his children
>>19335705>uhhhh y-you know that uhm that kinda you know, hurts a bit y-you know? uhh I mean, it'd be nice if uh if you s-stopped>cough
>>19335705I'm not an AEWtist so I don't daydream about killing people I disagree with
>so....take us through this skinning>the skinning? oh man, let me get my notes (shuffles paper), so..um...basically, I guess the deal is like, an E-drone, I guess you would call him, like an E-drone broke in my house, well, I guess, he didn't really, didn't really break in, cause, the door, it's like the door was, you know, unlocked -- but anyway, he um, he ti-tied, tied me up, and like, I mean basically he skinned me alive. Like there was, you know, there was blood everywhere, like EVERY where, and it's like, that's not really my personal favorite thing, but the bottom line is that it, I mean, it got over, and it's like what works is what works, you know? And then he did a post-match angle where, you know, I was, like, like, I was sitting there, with no skin, like no skin at all, and then, it's like, the lights went down, and when they came back up he was, I guess, he was basically disemboweling my children. It was, like 11:30 at this point, so the crowd was exhausted, I mean it was like a 4 hour home invasion at this point, but a disembowelment will always get a huge reaction, so, it mean, the crowd popped. The only thing, is that, like, the main event needed to go on next, and, I mean, it's hard to follow a blood bath like that, which is why, you know, when Eddie Graham booked a disembowelment, he always, he always had it go on last, even if there was a World Title match on the card. But it worked here, and that's just like, the only thing that really matters at the end of the day, you know?
E drones are deranged
>>19335792
>>19335792kek
>>19335792Daveposting always pops me
>>19335705Ew I'd have to touch him...
>>19335792this is top tier kino
>>19335792>92OH NO
>>19335792BASED DAVE POSTER
>>19335705He's Jewish so i get that urge but i don't think i want to go that far,
>>19335705most sane dronniE
I'm not a troon so I don't think about killing people in gruesome ways
>>19335792five star post
>>19335792I kek’d a few times…in a row. That was awesome. Thank you.
>>19335705Why?
>>19335705Who's this retarded looking Hebrew?
>>19339296Dave Meltzer, the most knowledgeable person about wrestling in the world.Who the fuck are you?
