DONUT BIRB EDITION!!!No news to share since the division is currently focused on setting up a story for an awesome Wargames match. A clip of Nikki and Bayley talking about the women's division as a whole has surfaced, and both have put Lyra among the top five in the division! Woo! Will /ourbirb/ help Tater teach Izzi LAME a lesson after what happened last week? We shall see!Previous: >>19283160Nikki and Bayley praising Lyra: https://x.com/thebellasfave/status/1992995637411922162Lyra, Tatum and Izzi vs. Fatal Influence: https://x.com/IyosEra/status/1989933493523267910Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&tCelebratory Tyra reunion edit: https://files.catbox.moe/4cqbxb.mp4Socials:https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/https://www.instagram.com/real_valkyria/
BIRB
Uh. The word.
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>>19342174
Got kicked out church yesterday for trying to take over the church band so I could sing my birb song. I think I might be going to jail.
>>19342417>theyit's just him and the blind faggot who used to post here until his dad saved him from being a total faggot.
>>19342439pops me every time
>>19342428What's the lore behind the bling guy? any archives?
>>19342534no, he is rightfully forgotten after the joshifags doxxed and ran him off.
>>19342550>joshifags doxxed and ran him off.Based
>>19342174Shouts out to The Birbmeister
>>19342174She cute. Needs a new gimmick tho. Vince would know what to do with her
Based Nikkihttps://x.com/MichaelSFNR1/status/1993095052935962808
>>19342798gotta love the Nikkster!
>>19342798Nikki and Asuka giving Lyra her flowers. YAJUSTGOTTA
>>19343155this post is off-topictrolling outside of /b/ is not allowedthis post is extremely low qualityhope this helps :)
>>19343221It’s fine. Let him spam.
Based Jannies working Darkstar into a seethe!
>>19343228no
>>19342174How can one cute little Irish lass cause so much seethe?
>>19343242That's the thing, she is cute and feminine and beautiful, but the guy hating her is a flamboyantly gay misogynist.
>>19343567KWAB
>>19343567Kek get fucked
>>19342174Based donut enjoyer
>he's permanently checking up on something he hateshas there been a bigger self burial than that in recent times?
all you had to do was not piss and shit your pants about it publicly and we wouldn't have known that reporting it works. Now the janny is just fucking with you and you're too autistic to quit while you're ahead haha
>>19344006Lyra really shouldn't punch with her thumb inside her fist like that. She could break her thumb.
>>19344263kek he's fuming rn
>>19344579Ikr he's trying to play it off all nonchalantly too while clearly crying about it.
>another episode with no Lyra and Bayley
>>19344579I was here early talking shit. that's another anon but it's good to see you get harassed for being a fuckhead in other threads.
>that’s another anonKek.
>>19342174>donuts and beerI swear they are posing with this shit to please the normies but don't actually eat and drink it more than once a year.
>>19345651Do normies even do that
So locked into a console war he hates cute tomboys. Grim. No saving people like that I'm afraid
>https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/status/1993160796629520459THIS JUST IN
>>19346001BAYLEY>like thatLYRA>not like that
>a whole episode without Lyra
>>19346068Welp. Are they taping an extra episode today? Might be two weeks without her then.
>>19346110Nope.
Kek he’ll never stop
>>19346389thanks for the bump, saar
>>19346262based
>>19347730Caw
You just know she was cheesing
>>19347930?
>>19348007She’s a big Roman fan.
I love this girl
>>19348749Everyone is saying this.
I had sex with lyra
>>19348805Bayley…
>>19348749:3
>>19346001
>>19342198What's the birb song?
>>19342174Beer and donuts...crikey.
>>19349102aww cute
>>19349319
>>19349319It's a 1950's style rock song called "hey lemme scramble your eggs birdlady" and they got mad at me for wanting to sing 1 song at church.
Love these three players
>>19349455lmao
Lyra getting her ass eaten out by Tatum while bayley smothers her with her tatas
Post Birb feet
https://x.com/Bayleyscupcakes/status/1993423391160996106
>>19350559Damn she got called out KEKAnd where is this from?
>>19345651>actually eat and drink it more than once a year.cheat days exist bro
>>19350491She's not like thatTatum's not like that(Bayley is probably like that)
>>19350559>lyra shoving the Logan Paul merchKek
I would like Lyra to wrestle Kendal Grey on the Cena retirement show.
>>19352282would be kino
>>19352282I'd be interested in seeing it.
>>19351648Lyra has a jaw like a horse, gross.
>>19348014Oh you're right kek. I thought that was JD McDonough at first
birbe
>>19342174She ugly but I love her
Nah.
>>19342174beer and donuts is an odd combo
Lyra Valkyria is cute and I would have sex with her.
>>19353564Kinda interested in trying it though
>>19354582The Empress wasn't impressed (yet)
>>19342174I'd glaze her chocolate donuthole
>>19355523wtf
>>19354588And now
>>19355992Incorrect
>>19356381lost respect for her for doing this. she didn't need to become a company stooge.
>>19356406Cope.
Imagine cynically shilling Lyra Valkyrie and Bayley.
oh yes suh massa paul i say dey good wresluh
>>19356406your narrative got btfo'd by one of the GOATs herself and you're crying about it :)
>>19356417nothing cynical about it
>>19356430Kana selling out to suck Paul's lil pink weewee and shill one of his boring nepobabies doesn't btfo anything but her own reputation.
>>19356443keep telling yourself that
Uh oh. Paul told her to have a good time with Lyra.
>triple h forced Asuka to say good things about LyraAnother excuse added to the list of delusions.
ASUKA AND KAIRI, WHY ARE YOU HANGING OUT WITH LYRA GRRRRRRR AAAAAAAAAAH
>>19356778The best she’s ever looked. Ever. And it’s not just me saying it.
>>19356778shovel chin roid monkey
>>19356805Why would you say that about iyos wife
>>19356805why you so gay
Lyra is gonna eat a bird tomorrow.
>>19358153Do the Irish celebrate Thanksgiving?
>>19358649no
>>19356778love this birb
>>19356781It's everyone saying it!
This fucking faggot stole our gimmick https://x.com/arielhelwani/status/1993798400995938674
>>19359783>Lyra is so over people are paying tribute to her gimmickb-b-based
that bitch owes me a car wash and wax for flying over my car and pooping on it
Did Lyra work as a prostitute like Becky?
>>19360441Nah I did.
>>19360441Lyra was probably like ten years old when that scandal happened
https://x.com/MichaelSFNR1/status/1994113568950927842
>>19360860kek she's genuinely funny
>>19361090Perfection.
>>19357657love these players
Needs more thong
haha berd
I forgot turkey makes you sleepy. I'm sleepy bros.
>>19361933taters clears her by all metrics
>>19362583Cool.
>>19362583It is known.
>>19362579Happy Thanksgiving bro
>>19362583that's an opinion
>>19363819What’s her Starbucks order
>>19363824Big. White. Cock.
>>19363827LJ...
>>19363824Pumpkin spice latte
John cusack.
>>19365119GIWTWM
birb
If Bailey rebuilds Damage Control for the WM or Summerslam tag event, i bet that is going to be the reason of why Taters was called out, so we are getting Asuka Vs Bailey til summer 2026.
I want to see Lyra in a fancy dress
>>19365999
>>19366052I mean in an official poster.
>>19365558As in Damage Control with Lyra and Tater against Asuka or them feuding with Bayley until they make up and rejoin?
>>19366437As in damage control Bailey and Asuka beating each other til they make up with both birb, kairi and taters begging to stop this feud.
>>19356778Beautiful.
Hoping for a Raw appearance but probably not since there'll probably be a Wargames fallout of some sort
>>19366885brat Roxyneeds rape correction
>>19367913fuck you
>>19368504>booooooo>hissssss>you suck whore>go back to ireland you boring nepohog
>>19368538Sorry to hear that people treat you like that.
>>19368504Fat booty
>>19368538Weird because iyo was the one who got made fun of for being Asian.
>>19368538no one has ever said these things to Lyra
>>19369253you're right usually they sit in bored silence and wait for Rhea or Iyo.
>or iyoKek.
>>19369388No, that's not right either.
Love how much Iyo has your cuckolds trigged and seething. Iyo is in the main event and the irish nepohog isn't even on the card. KWAB
>>19369551>has your cuckolds triggedGms*checks what time it is in India*Gms x2
>>19369551GOOOOOOOOOOODMOOOOORNINGSIR
>>19343899>>19343899
Lyra.
I hope the angels who come to take me when I die look like this
>>19370560You're going to hell for being a midra fan.
>>19370560Kek, what an angelic player!
>>19370560>>19370787dimesola
I wish she'd hit me with a shoot legdrop like this
>>19371247She should stop doing this before she ends up like the Hulkster but worse.
>>19370787Wow
I cant wait for more Lyrema (Lyra cinema) soon bros, I really hope she gets more banger matches next year :)
>>19373396>inevitable bayley betrayal >inevitable Tatum team up>inevitable Stephanie matches
>>19373399Sounds based to me! I'd love a one on one with Asuka as well
Lyra sucks and has never had a godo match in her career. SHe's unironically worse than modern Mayu.
>>19373416gms
>>19373416Saar
luv birb
birb is such a nothing I can't even love or hate she's so boring
>>19371282Yeah I'm a bit worried. I don't remember seeing how she lands but maybe she has a way to soften the impact while still making it look good. The fact she does it from the top rope is based but also makes me a little anxious she might injure herself at some point.
Liv is back so hopefully we can get some more kino with her.
>>19377049based
>>19370241Valkyria.
>>19377049Oh fuck yes
>>19377049Couldn't watch live, she came back during the Dom match I assume?
>>19380590Yeah she “slapped” Dom and hugged Cena. Then the camera zoomed in on her face and she looked evil and kicked Cena in the balls and Dom pinned him
>>19380601fucking based
>>19381209<3
What a dimeless shitter, can’t even get on shows anymore
I wish I wasn't a disgusting retarded freak and I could talk to women so I could meet a girl like Lyra.
>>19382045is the word
berd
>>19382325is cute!
>>19383218Based.
>>19381622I feel you bro
Gryffindor player
>>19384080SNEEDLE DEEDLE DEE
>>19384080Learning from Kairi, kek.
I need more Tyra AAAAAAA
>>19384862Kek
chirp
>>19384862I dance like this.
You guys have ordered yours, right?
>>19386345
>>19386350
>>19386352
>>19386356You can swap out her hands so she can do her pose.
>>19386361Lyra's had an action figure before, but this is her first in the Elite line, so it's a step up from her previous figure.
>>19386356>>19386361based
>>19386345I now will.
>>19386614>nightmare fuel
>>19386944Maybe a little uncanny, kek. Why don't they make figures like the ones weebs get?
>>19387870cute
No Lyra tonight I think :(
>>19388941Friendship is beautiful
>>19389126Nah you are
>>19389149;)
>>19388569Maybe backstage segment
>>19377049I don't think we'll get it for a while yet desu. End of year WWE is usually stagnant so I expect a lot of wargames/dom and liv shenanigans.
>>19390729looks like if she stole Tatum's clothes
NO POP AGAIN XDDDD
Lyra looking exceedingly beautiful tonight. No match tonight but the women's tag scene is the place to be right now.
>>19392109She is quite a fashionable birb
Kek Lyra broke.
>>19392482It hurts me how perfect she is
>>19392482kek what a corpsing bird
>>19392482SEND FOR THE LASS
I see two lovely ladies
>>19392824Bayley is plotting.
>>19392482Kek, gotta love the captain.
>>19390435YOU WERE SAYING
>>19393820WAIT WHAT HAPPENED?
>>19393827Kabuki Warriors interfered with the tag match at the end, Lyra and Bayley came out to fight them, and then Judgement Day came out and Liv went for Lyra. I don't think it'll lead to anything immediately though, Liv handed the tag belt to Roxanne, apparently giving her permission to be Raquel's tag partner, but there's a bunch of great women's tag teams right now and it looks like they're getting a ton of focus.
>>19393908fuck I should not have tuned out
>>19392482Look at how her top is poking into where her boob begins
YEET
>>19394528Kek, based pic
>>19394528Me too Wade.
>>19394845Her face :(
Birb is cute.
>>19393908it irks me that Asuka is getting jobbed out this much. she's such a great and loyal worker it's sad to see her booked weakly so much.
Huh
>>19395920watch the product. asuka never suffers from weak booking.
>>19396278She always makes funny faces when she knows she's about to get got.
I'll tell you what I'd like to see. I don't necessarily think it will happen, but it would if I was in charge. I'd love to see a women's tag team round robin tournament.
>>19342174do donuts and sweets taste better with beer?
>>19396342Meh
>>19396342Only if you're Irish
>>19397178Stephanie has a really pretty smile bros
>>19397178Whose steak is that in front of the camera?
>>19397253Yours. This is part of an upcoming wrestling dating sim.
>>19397267Fuckin A
>>19397423Based
>>19397341I'd buy it>>19397423kek
https://x.com/TribalBird/status/1995892246751953334
>>19398063Cutie.
New bread?
>>19399068Putting one in the oven right now.
just realized it's Sashaschizo doing these Lyra threads.
>>19399843Kek girl on the left got signed to AEW. Dumb Tegan.
>>19399939I liked them. I know they were never going to get higher on the card than they already were, but I still enjoyed them and I'd enjoy seeing their matches.
Lyra's Bizarre Birbventure continues here:>>19399992>>19399992>>19399992>>19399992
>lyra thread gets bumped for a month>other threads conveniently slide lmao
>>19401490>for a monthLearn to read dates properly
