Kerry Morton, son of Ricky Morton.
Holy shit what a chad!
>>19350292Nothing "chad" about that hairline
>>19350275Why do so many southerners look like that? Kentucky, Alabama, Arkansas etc. They look distinct.
>>19350275megamind
>>19350275Shame Robert didn't have a son at the same time who also got into wrestling.
>>19350275He's pretty good but he's gotta get out of NWA to get any better. Should try Japan
>>19350304inbreeding
>>19350296Says who?
>>19350323Famous black dick sucking homo Marlon Brando? You sure owned me.
>>19350304They bump uglies with 1st cousins.
>>19350304sex with family members usually
>>19350304Uncle raping and impregnating niece.
>>19350339You're describing your dad there
>>19350275and a great JCW heel.
>>19350275>Morton attended King University where he started cheerleading at King Tornado.[1]He would have been laughed out of his father's era for that, but in 2025, that probably means he's the only male wrestler born after 1999 who actually gets pussy
>>19350388How did you know I'm Marlon Brando son?
I have that hairstyle
>>19350485KWABOTY
>>19350522I'm only 30
>>19350527KWABOTD
>>19350275he's a little guy typical /pw/ poster
>>19351004nah he's not like that at all
>>19350275He's based, but clearly too white and too American to make it in AEW or WWE at this stage in the game.
Kerry is a girls name.
>>19350275How did he end up with Robert Gibson's lazy eye?
>>19351097uh oh
>>19350275dude might want to look at a hair transplant
>>19351097Ricky had so many three ways with Robert they absorbed each other's DNA.
>>19350304Incest
>>19350275one of the best out there today
>>19351774He looks like a dipshit
>>19351928worked
>>19351929I don't think so. He's really ugly and unremarkable. A typical inbred peckerwood ytboi.
>>19350304The real answer is specific irish/British phenotypes that settled in Appalachia/the south
>>19350304people say inbreeding but it's actually the opposite, they mixed heavily with Native Americans and blacks
>>19353514No they didn't retard. See >>19353509
>>19353515cope, mutt
>>19353523
>>19351945in other words, he's too white for you. lol that's a fine endorsement. Kerry got that RIZZ that makes the monkeys seethe.
>>19353509this is the actual correct answer. appalachians are the purest remaining Aryans in the world.
>>19353514not at all true, the amount of mixing that occurred with the natives was minimal. there was a lot more cultural influence than DNA influence because natives taught many useful things to the early settlers.
>>19350323This man is a queer
he's based
>>19354829i cut my cock off and I love this.
>>19354829Not a great match but i guarantee he fucked all three of those joshi after the match. Let's not forget that Kerry carries the genes of a man who literally got more pussy than anyone else in the history of wrestling.
>>19354899I bet it was all above board too just like his pal Grizzly Smith.
>>19354829>>19354852What would happen if it were the other way and instead it was 3 men against 1 woman? Would it still be funny?
>>19354926It would be just as lame and gay.
>>19354926funnier
>>19354911>he got more pussy than me so he must be a pedo!
>>19354939I'm sure he asked for ID every time.
>>19354899>Kerry carries the genes of a man who literally got more pussy than anyone else in the history of wrestling.How is he related to CM Punk?
>>19354950i think you are more likely to be a pedo than ricky morton
